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How long should sex last ?
Topic Started: Aug 3 2012, 09:16 PM (7,796 Views)
WonderWoman

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Aug 8 2012, 02:19 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:10 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 01:01 PM
Rick1
Aug 8 2012, 12:59 PM
When your ass get naked, you don't know what the fuck you're gonna get.
Oh I know what I am going to get every time.

Cant speak for anyone else.

Just me.

You lie. I gave my girl about 10 mins. Them nights I work all damn day while bullshit and get off early. You get what I can give....


Why you think women can get trains ran on em? They don't gotta worry about exhaustion they just get fucked.
I dont lie.

Communication is key, so I know what I am going to get. Or no one is getting anything. Promise!

Not all women just get fucked.

Those are lazy fucks you are speaking of bud.

woo chile!
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WonderWoman

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Aug 8 2012, 02:23 PM
You got a crystal ball on the dresser and it says "girl you bout to get 90 mins of straight dick tonight." :P

And another night it must say "girl don't even get undressed". :D
:P
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shutupalready
Aug 8 2012, 03:36 PM
If you guys are too tired after coming home to fuck, just skip that shit instead of halfassing.

Allow me a chance to shower, and I'm good to go.

I've been told I look betta when wetta.
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tayter80
Aug 8 2012, 03:41 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 03:36 PM
If you guys are too tired after coming home to fuck, just skip that shit instead of halfassing.

Co-sign!! Just tell me your tired...
I will get my second wind after I exercise.
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WonderWoman

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Aug 8 2012, 02:57 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:48 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:46 PM
What kind dead fish sex are you having Tre?? The woman is not just supposed to lay there when having sex...
no but a woman can come home after being tired and lie down and get smashed. Men.arenr going to be doing 40 minute fuck sessions daily
40 minutes is not that long when you include foreplay when you think about it...
Thank you! When you include everything that goes into getting to that point, 10 minutes is a very short time. Your goal and mission should be the same as the woman to satisfy your partner or else what's the use, a stress reliever for you, I don't think so.
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Aug 8 2012, 03:02 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:46 PM
What kind dead fish sex are you having Tre?? The woman is not just supposed to lay there when having sex...
no but a woman can come home after being tired and lie down and get smashed. Men.arenr going to be doing 40 minute fuck sessions daily
40 minutes is not that long when you include foreplay when you think about it...
I'm giving an example. And if I worked long hours...

fuck a foreplay.....
fuck and be done
I say just wait until you are better able to perform. If I'm going to have to finish myself off after making love/sex then we have a problem.
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Aug 8 2012, 03:50 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 03:46 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 03:36 PM
If you guys are too tired after coming home to fuck, just skip that shit instead of halfassing.

and if we skip then what?

"who you fucking??"

More than likely we want to fuck just like y'all but we just don't got the energy
OK

Chances are I am tired too, so I understand.

Im just saying lets not half ass our sexing.
What?!

You wont lay back, and let me eat pie?

Ladies with apple bottoms also serve as excellent hand held cups for vigorous pie eating.

Pie eating with women possessing the dreaded noassatall always seem to hurt my neck.

Noassatall = No Ass At All
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Aug 8 2012, 04:34 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:23 PM
You got a crystal ball on the dresser and it says "girl you bout to get 90 mins of straight dick tonight." :P

And another night it must say "girl don't even get undressed". :D
Yo,


I have a communicative partner.

And that is all I will say about that , because you obviously dont get it.

What in the hell does a communicative partner have to do with it. When the dick is done, ur done.
A communicative partner knows that I need more than for you to bust your one nut and be out. He knows that if I take longer, he will make me cum first.

But I guess you and your little dick knows nothing about that.

AKA....Keep it Right There....followed by....Don't Stop....followed by....(with an optional phuck me before) Harder....the optional Yeah Baby or Oh Sh!t or Give it to me Daddy or Aye Papi repeat numerously....finishing off with her making a noise that is a mixture of gasping & hiccups....

I believe we all know the rest.

Guys...please check for a surge in her body temperature, slight body convulsions, wet sheets, pie juice on your public hairs, and ensure that her pelvis is still functioning. Her pelvis should have been working hard during the events of the first paragraph. Hopefully, the party hat stayed if you popped along with her.

If she did not fake it, or really enjoyed it, she might want to repeat the whole process with you again.

If so, fellas, don't let it go to your head.
I shouldn't have read this...FMSL :D
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tayter80
Aug 8 2012, 04:22 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 04:12 PM
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Aug 8 2012, 02:46 PM
What kind dead fish sex are you having Tre?? The woman is not just supposed to lay there when having sex...
Tayter...you would be surprised....
I'm so sorry...no grown woman should still be doing dead fish sex.
Did you ever read one of my case files on Dead Fish?
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WonderWoman

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Aug 8 2012, 02:46 PM
What kind dead fish sex are you having Tre?? The woman is not just supposed to lay there when having sex...
She must be on some Kim Kardashin type sex, just lie there, go figure. I tell you I watched the tape with my cousins and when we saw Ray J we just about fell on the floor, couldn't believe my eyes.
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