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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 6 2012, 11:09 PM Post #181 |
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Women nourish the world. Without women to nourish the world, calamity would ensue. |
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| G. A. W. | Aug 8 2012, 05:18 PM Post #182 |
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I have another option offered to me by a g/f: I could run off with a girl friend of mine, we'd convert to Catholicism, and we'd become Nuns, and move to Italy and live in the Vatican. So if I chose that option it would be: No Marcus. No Sam. Only slimy Catholic officials who want to get up under our habits....... Which would send me to hell faster? Marcus - who's gay and doesn't even like women, much less Jewish ones. Sam - who would give me the best time of my life in all ways possible.. but he'd turn me into a heathen as himself............(Is that so bad?) Becoming a Nun - Worshiping Catholic Statues...... having sex with priests and cardinals in the golden city... of Italy....... Oh decisions, decisions.......... ** DISCLAIMER ** I am in no way making light of anyone's religious views if you are Catholic... I am however, using it to provide light relief and hilarity to the boards... if you're horribly offended - Sorry!~ |
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| VoiceofReason | Aug 8 2012, 05:21 PM Post #183 |
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Well..... Sam wouldn't turn you into a heathen. You'd either be a temporary adventure, or on a permanent exploration of adventure. I wouldn't be able to stand the "slimy catholic officials". And Marcus, well.... Do you really have a choice with these three options? Lol! |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 8 2012, 05:27 PM Post #184 |
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Catholic Priests like young boys, not attractive, grown women. Sorry, Sari. |
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| G. A. W. | Aug 8 2012, 05:30 PM Post #185 |
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Oh my gosh - that's right....... I'd be killing me some catholic officials..... if I found them to be touching boy childs........... Then I'd be in prison........for murder...... And... I'd have a whole slew of............... well...... lovers. And not by choice, either...... probably. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 8 2012, 05:30 PM Post #186 |
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Prima, What are you trying to say about me? I'm not much of a choice between the other two options. With cousins like you...... |
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| G. A. W. | Aug 8 2012, 05:32 PM Post #187 |
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LOL True that...about the Catholic Officials.........And no way I want to be going to prison...so uhmm.... that option is OUT. Back to the original two.... Marcus is out. Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. .................................. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 8 2012, 05:37 PM Post #188 |
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Sari, Approach me. Inner monologue: It would appear as though my Godly patience has been rewarded. |
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| G. A. W. | Aug 8 2012, 05:45 PM Post #189 |
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No holding back..... No ambivalence..... No looking back at Marcus....... I boldly...... confidently........ .......................................... Approach Sam............. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 8 2012, 09:43 PM Post #190 |
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Sari, after sharing a bag of Sun Chips & a bowl of Chili, let's set the woods on fire. |
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