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Women nourish the world.


Without women to nourish the world, calamity would ensue.
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I have another option offered to me by a g/f:

I could run off with a girl friend of mine, we'd convert to Catholicism, and we'd become Nuns, and move to Italy and live in the Vatican.

So if I chose that option it would be:

No Marcus. No Sam. Only slimy Catholic officials who want to get up under our habits.......

Which would send me to hell faster?

Marcus - who's gay and doesn't even like women, much less Jewish ones.

Sam - who would give me the best time of my life in all ways possible.. but he'd turn me into a heathen as himself............(Is that so bad?)

Becoming a Nun - Worshiping Catholic Statues...... having sex with priests and cardinals in the golden city... of Italy.......

Oh decisions, decisions..........

** DISCLAIMER ** I am in no way making light of anyone's religious views if you are Catholic... I am however, using it to provide light relief and hilarity to the boards... if you're horribly offended - Sorry!~





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Sari
Aug 8 2012, 05:18 PM
I have another option offered to me by a g/f:

I could run off with a girl friend of mine, we'd convert to Catholicism, and we'd become Nuns, and move to Italy and live in the Vatican.

So if I chose that option it would be:

No Marcus. No Sam. Only slimy Catholic officials who want to get up under our habits.......

Which would send me to hell faster?

Marcus - who's gay and doesn't even like women, much less Jewish ones.

Sam - who would give me the best time of my life in all ways possible.. but he'd turn me into a heathen as himself............(Is that so bad?)

Becoming a Nun - Worshiping Catholic Statues...... having sex with priests and cardinals in the golden city... of Italy.......

Oh decisions, decisions..........

** DISCLAIMER ** I am in no way making light of anyone's religious views if you are Catholic... I am however, using it to provide light relief and hilarity to the boards... if you're horribly offended - Sorry!~





Well.....

Sam wouldn't turn you into a heathen. You'd either be a temporary adventure, or on a permanent exploration of adventure. ^_^

I wouldn't be able to stand the "slimy catholic officials".

And Marcus, well.... Do you really have a choice with these three options? Lol!
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Catholic Priests like young boys, not attractive, grown women.

Sorry, Sari.
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sam_wilson
Aug 8 2012, 05:27 PM
Catholic Priests like young boys, not attractive, grown women.

Sorry, Sari.
Oh my gosh - that's right.......

I'd be killing me some catholic officials..... if I found them to be touching boy childs...........

Then I'd be in prison........for murder......

And... I'd have a whole slew of............... well...... lovers.

And not by choice, either...... probably.

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truthisrespect
Aug 8 2012, 05:21 PM
Sari
Aug 8 2012, 05:18 PM
I have another option offered to me by a g/f:

I could run off with a girl friend of mine, we'd convert to Catholicism, and we'd become Nuns, and move to Italy and live in the Vatican.

So if I chose that option it would be:

No Marcus. No Sam. Only slimy Catholic officials who want to get up under our habits.......

Which would send me to hell faster?

Marcus - who's gay and doesn't even like women, much less Jewish ones.

Sam - who would give me the best time of my life in all ways possible.. but he'd turn me into a heathen as himself............(Is that so bad?)

Becoming a Nun - Worshiping Catholic Statues...... having sex with priests and cardinals in the golden city... of Italy.......

Oh decisions, decisions..........

** DISCLAIMER ** I am in no way making light of anyone's religious views if you are Catholic... I am however, using it to provide light relief and hilarity to the boards... if you're horribly offended - Sorry!~





Well.....

Sam wouldn't turn you into a heathen. You'd either be a temporary adventure, or on a permanent exploration of adventure. ^_^

I wouldn't be able to stand the "slimy catholic officials".

And Marcus, well.... Do you really have a choice with these three options? Lol!
Prima,

What are you trying to say about me?

I'm not much of a choice between the other two options.

With cousins like you......
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truthisrespect
Aug 8 2012, 05:21 PM
Sari
Aug 8 2012, 05:18 PM
I have another option offered to me by a g/f:

I could run off with a girl friend of mine, we'd convert to Catholicism, and we'd become Nuns, and move to Italy and live in the Vatican.

So if I chose that option it would be:

No Marcus. No Sam. Only slimy Catholic officials who want to get up under our habits.......

Which would send me to hell faster?

Marcus - who's gay and doesn't even like women, much less Jewish ones.

Sam - who would give me the best time of my life in all ways possible.. but he'd turn me into a heathen as himself............(Is that so bad?)

Becoming a Nun - Worshiping Catholic Statues...... having sex with priests and cardinals in the golden city... of Italy.......

Oh decisions, decisions..........

** DISCLAIMER ** I am in no way making light of anyone's religious views if you are Catholic... I am however, using it to provide light relief and hilarity to the boards... if you're horribly offended - Sorry!~





Well.....

Sam wouldn't turn you into a heathen. You'd either be a temporary adventure, or on a permanent exploration of adventure. ^_^

I wouldn't be able to stand the "slimy catholic officials".

And Marcus, well.... Do you really have a choice with these three options? Lol!
LOL

True that...about the Catholic Officials.........And no way I want to be going to prison...so uhmm.... that option is OUT.

Back to the original two....

Marcus is out.

Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

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Sari,

Approach me.


Inner monologue: It would appear as though my Godly patience has been rewarded.

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No holding back.....

No ambivalence.....

No looking back at Marcus.......

I boldly...... confidently........

..........................................

Approach Sam.............

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Sari, after sharing a bag of Sun Chips & a bowl of Chili, let's set the woods on fire.
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