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Sari what do you look like
Topic Started: Aug 1 2012, 09:39 PM (4,471 Views)
G. A. W.
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truthisrespect
Aug 5 2012, 11:35 AM
Sari
Aug 5 2012, 11:30 AM
I'm.............

Humbled.

Confused.

Amazed.

That a man such as Sam, I mean, he's the CHOCOLATE LOVE GOD! He's Dr. Eros... he's the king of Pie Therapy Sessions and the Doritos Finger Master.... he's..................

He's..... Sam is..............

I kept us light and friendly............. we had Sun Chips, we traveled in a time machine, we danced to music, we laughed about Marcus being gay............

I... I.... never ........ let myself imagine myself with Sam in a way of................

I was too busy chasing Marcus to see what Sam may or may not be doing with me........... I wasn't paying attention...........

And.... now......... all of you are telling me...... he's heart broken..... he's sad......

I..................

did not know.

Now that I do..................... and my heart is beating quicker........ and my blood is pulsing through my being......

I am..........................


Naw, naw!

Don't be all interested now.

He don't want you now!

Too late, Einstein.

But, if it's really, e-love, you'll have to prove it.

B-)
Is it? Too late?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............................

What to do, what to do????????

:unsure: :unsure:
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Doctor Magnus Warlock
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Alas,

I spent the whole evening pondering the counsel of he mere mortals know as the Noble Warrior from the East.

I have relinquished my duties as the Chocolate Love God.

In spite of that, I shall still enjoy an elongated lifespan.

I’ll live forever…barring accidents.

I would have contented myself to wait out this union between Sari & Marcus.

I cannot.

Marcus, I stand ready to fight for the hand of Sari.

I may no longer possess the power of the Chocolate Love God, but should you choose to challenge me, know that I shall crush you…grind you into pulp…and scatter your worthless remains into the winds.
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Sari,

A life with Marcus entails that you spend it erasing all the pains that he has suffered in the past.

How much time do you want to spend offering yourself as penance for the sins of other women?

Besides your infatuation, what is he willing to give you?

His entire existence revolves around his butt-hurtness.

You are not deserving of such a fate.

I do not want our adventures to end.

I would rather not snack on Sun Chips and a bowl of chili by myself.

Join me in battling evil.

As Doctor Quinn & the Dread Zen-Guru, we may fight side-by-side together.

We shall stand ready to battle alongside the Noble Warrior from the East.

Join your hand with mine.

I offer you all of time & space.

I stand ready to touch your heart.

I stand ready to caress your soul.

I stand ready to soothe your body.

Should you choose an existence with me, our lives will revolve around endless pleasure & infinite adventure.

We shall set the universe ablaze with our exploits.

The Bards will recite our tales forever and a day.

Sari….approach me.

Look into my eyes, and indulge yourself in the rapture of my sincerity.

Take the needed time to ponder my proposal.


Until you are ready…receive this passionate, ethereal kiss.
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negroplease

Im a little jealous my elove is so distraught over Sari
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cisslybee2012
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shutupalready
Aug 5 2012, 07:43 PM
Im a little jealous my elove is so distraught over Sari
Don't be... :)

Sam is full of shit. :D :D :D :D
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G. A. W.
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I... uhm.................

am unable to respond..........

** begins biting her bottom lip as she's done her whole life when she's nervous, or lying..........**

** wonders if Marcus will confront her about Sam's bold statement.... **

** shyly looks to the side....... at Sam........ and watches him.... until he looks up and catches her eyes......... tastes blood, ouch, bit her bottom lip too hard... goes to find a place to rinse her mouth out...**

** wonders how to tell SUA that she will always always always be in Sam's heart... for he told all about his affections for SUA, Tater, and.....maybe that was all said in confidence..... probably shouldn't discuss this....**



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negroplease

cisslybee2012
Aug 5 2012, 08:10 PM
shutupalready
Aug 5 2012, 07:43 PM
Im a little jealous my elove is so distraught over Sari
Don't be... :)

Sam is full of shit. :D :D :D :D
Cissly!!!!

Lol.
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Zechariah
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sam_wilson
Aug 5 2012, 04:01 PM
Sari,

A life with Marcus entails that you spend it erasing all the pains that he has suffered in the past.

How much time do you want to spend offering yourself as penance for the sins of other women?

Besides your infatuation, what is he willing to give you?

His entire existence revolves around his butt-hurtness.

You are not deserving of such a fate.

I do not want our adventures to end.

I would rather not snack on Sun Chips and a bowl of chili by myself.

Join me in battling evil.

As Doctor Quinn & the Dread Zen-Guru, we may fight side-by-side together.

We shall stand ready to battle alongside the Noble Warrior from the East.

Join your hand with mine.

I offer you all of time & space.

I stand ready to touch your heart.

I stand ready to caress your soul.

I stand ready to soothe your body.

Should you choose an existence with me, our lives will revolve around endless pleasure & infinite adventure.

We shall set the universe ablaze with our exploits.

The Bards will recite our tales forever and a day.

Sari….approach me.

Look into my eyes, and indulge yourself in the rapture of my sincerity.

Take the needed time to ponder my proposal.


Until you are ready…receive this passionate, ethereal kiss.
Now that's what I'm talking about. B-) (sorry SUA) :O
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cisslybee2012
Aug 5 2012, 08:10 PM
shutupalready
Aug 5 2012, 07:43 PM
Im a little jealous my elove is so distraught over Sari
Don't be... :)

Sam is full of shit. :D :D :D :D
No trips in time & space for you.
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cisslybee2012
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sam_wilson
Aug 5 2012, 09:32 PM
cisslybee2012
Aug 5 2012, 08:10 PM
shutupalready
Aug 5 2012, 07:43 PM
Im a little jealous my elove is so distraught over Sari
Don't be... :)

Sam is full of shit. :D :D :D :D
No trips in time & space for you.
:D :D :D :D
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