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One night stands; One night stand that didn’t live up to expectations
Topic Started: Jul 11 2012, 09:52 PM (15,140 Views)
BGF
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The other day, a couple of my lunch buddies (all ladies) and I had lunch together and our discussions quickly turned to past relationships. Go figure, huh…. Topic of the day: “One night stand that didn’t live up to expectations.”

As they reminisce about the days when they were younger and a lot more adventurous, I found myself in total amusement.


Both ladies shared stories of “One night stands" when the guys were a total disappointment. One friend tells of a time when she picked up this guy she had seen around the college campus during the school year. She thought he was best thing since slice bread because he was on the school’s basketball team. She figured their night in the bed would be one to remember…… Wrong……….
She claims he was so boring that during the sexual act, she could have fell asleep.


My other female lunch buddy, claim she was so disappoint with her “One night stand” freaky side along with lack of his package size (endow challenged) … brother man was coming up short, as she put it. To add insult to injury to her night, she claims ole boy wasn’t into oral sex, give nor receiving. She figured, if a man isn’t packing, he would over compensation in other sexual pleasure. Not case here……

Now I’m listing to these two beautiful ladies, LMBAO and all I could say, everyone of my “One night stand“were great… They all ended with a happy ending…… I did say they were great right????

All this had me thinking, if this happen to these two beautiful ladies, there had to be other stories out there that was just as hilarious.


Edited by BGF, Jul 12 2012, 12:19 AM.
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Doctor Magnus Warlock
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I listed a few of my mishaps in "Keep it in the Closet".

Most guys shy away from revealing sexual mishaps.
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BGF
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It’s a little hard for me to believe a brother turning down recieving oral sex but if my girl say its true, I got to go with it.
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White Man

I think blacks need to stay away from these one night stands because they end up with babies they are not ready to take care of.
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White Man
Jul 11 2012, 10:25 PM
I think blacks need to stay away from these one night stands because they end up with babies they are not ready to take care of.
Interesting, never mention a skin color or race. You assuming these are black people were discussing.

Stop making an ass of yourself... I know its difficult but you should try.
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White Man

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Jul 11 2012, 10:46 PM
White Man
Jul 11 2012, 10:25 PM
I think blacks need to stay away from these one night stands because they end up with babies they are not ready to take care of.
Interesting, never mention a skin color or race. You assuming these are black people were discussing.

Stop making an ass of yourself... I know its difficult but you should try.
Jesse Jackson had a one night stand and look what happened.
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TommyT
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BGF
Jul 11 2012, 10:46 PM
Stop making an ass of yourself... I know its difficult but you should try.
He can't help himself. White man got him working over time.
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G. A. W.
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I've never had a one night stand.....

So to be honest with you.. I can't speak from lack of experience....

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WonderWoman

Never had a one night stand, been thinking about having one though.




























Just kidding, too grown to go around having one night stands.
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G. A. W.
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WW - I have a white g/f that swears what I need is a young boy toy! LOL I just laugh at her... she's crazy though......

I do think about it though, but that doesn't mean I'll do it.
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