| Plans For Summer 2012; "I'm gonna have me some fun, gonna have some fun" | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 8 2012, 02:36 PM (250 Views) | |
| HUMANSENSE | Mar 8 2012, 02:36 PM Post #1 |
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PLAN A: 6 Years ago, I was at the beach and wanted to jet ski and I looked at the price of FUCKING $75 for 30min and was floored. Some cities might charge as much as $100 for 30min. So what did I do? I bought a jet ski and took it to the beach and let people ride it for $50 for 30min and the rest was history. I now own 6 jet skis and let me FUCKING TELL YA, renting 6 jet skis at $50 for 30min is $600 FUCKING bucks an hour and FUCKING Doctors don't make that an hour. It's been very lucurative for me and I can't wait to pull up with my trailer and put those Jet Skis out there. My girl asked me if I ever pulled a date with a female because of my Jet Skis and like a fool telling the truth, I said yes. Sometimes it's good to lie. Then she asked if I fucked her and I said 5th Amendment. She still angry and keep asking. Hell, beautiful BW girl with a bikini and she wants to ride? Do the FUCKING math. It's a no brainer. PLAN B: A Colleague wants to take me to Buenos Aires Argentina. That place looks beautiful and exotic. Don't ask me the race, LOL. PLAN C: I bought a 1082 DLP 1080p Projector 3 years ago and zooms from 30in to 300in on my FUCKING wall, luv it. QUESTION: Why would someone pay over $2000 for a plasma flat screen when you can spend $1299 for 300in on your wall? It's like I'm at the FUCKING movies, LOL. Welp, there's a new one out that doesn't use a 230W bulb that lasts 3000hrs, it's LED and it last FUCKING 20,000HRS it's the lastest generation and I'm buying it. ![]() PLAN D: I want the new Corvette c7. how pussy whipped is that for a single guy without a woman? My girl probably gonna put a gps in my ASS. PLAN E: I wanna build a bowling alley in the back of my house and I think it would go good with the two pool tables I have back there already. PLANE F: Mount the shovel from last weekend's demise on my wall. Now I have two. "victory is mines." - stewie griffin |
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| cisslybee2012 | Mar 8 2012, 02:39 PM Post #2 |
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The REBEL
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| HUMANSENSE | Mar 13 2012, 11:19 AM Post #3 |
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PLANE G: Do more Horseback riding on my Colleague's Ranch. I didn't do that much last Summer because my schedule didn't permit it. I definitely will be in FULL gallop this Summer. Us BM look good on a nice tall shiny coated horse. I'm gonna have on one of those hats like the one Whoodini wears, LOL. |
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| n.W.o. | Mar 13 2012, 12:09 PM Post #4 |
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Plan A: Live Plan B: Keep on living. Plan C: Mo living. Plan D: Living til the day I die. Plane E: You know the deal. |
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