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Plans For Summer 2012; "I'm gonna have me some fun, gonna have some fun"
Topic Started: Mar 8 2012, 02:36 PM (250 Views)
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PLAN A:
6 Years ago, I was at the beach and wanted to jet ski and I looked at
the price of FUCKING $75 for 30min and was floored. Some cities might
charge as much as $100 for 30min. So what did I do?

I bought a jet ski and took it to the beach and let people ride it for
$50 for 30min and the rest was history. I now own 6 jet skis and let
me FUCKING TELL YA, renting 6 jet skis at $50 for 30min is $600 FUCKING
bucks an hour and FUCKING Doctors don't make that an hour.

It's been very lucurative for me and I can't wait to pull up with my
trailer and put those Jet Skis out there. My girl asked me if I ever
pulled a date with a female because of my Jet Skis and like a fool
telling the truth, I said yes. Sometimes it's good to lie. Then she
asked if I fucked her and I said 5th Amendment. She still angry and
keep asking.

Hell, beautiful BW girl with a bikini and she wants to ride? Do the FUCKING
math. It's a no brainer.

PLAN B:
A Colleague wants to take me to Buenos Aires Argentina. That place
looks beautiful and exotic. Don't ask me the race, LOL.

PLAN C:
I bought a 1082 DLP 1080p Projector 3 years ago and zooms from
30in to 300in on my FUCKING wall, luv it. QUESTION: Why would
someone pay over $2000 for a plasma flat screen when you can spend
$1299 for 300in on your wall? It's like I'm at the FUCKING movies, LOL.

Welp, there's a new one out that doesn't use a 230W bulb that lasts 3000hrs,
it's LED and it last FUCKING 20,000HRS it's the lastest generation and I'm buying it.
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PLAN D:
I want the new Corvette c7. how pussy whipped is that for a single
guy without a woman? My girl probably gonna put a gps in my ASS.
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PLAN E:
I wanna build a bowling alley in the back of my house and I think it
would go good with the two pool tables I have back there already.

PLANE F:
Mount the shovel from last weekend's demise on my wall. Now I have two.
"victory is mines." - stewie griffin
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cisslybee2012
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PLANE G:
Do more Horseback riding on my Colleague's Ranch. I didn't do that
much last Summer because my schedule didn't permit it. I definitely
will be in FULL gallop this Summer. B-)

Us BM look good on a nice tall shiny coated horse. I'm gonna have on
one of those hats like the one Whoodini wears, LOL.
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Plan A: Live

Plan B: Keep on living.

Plan C: Mo living.

Plan D: Living til the day I die.

Plane E: You know the deal.
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