| What is Your Type?; What Type are You? | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 5 2012, 01:29 AM (8,798 Views) | |
| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Jan 5 2012, 01:29 AM Post #1 |
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I have a confession to make. I am fighting a losing battle with my alter egos. I have already lost control over the Dread Zen-Guru. Later tonight, I intend to venture into the night, and thrash evildoers. However, soon I shall lose control over the Chocolate Love God. I took last week off from my exercise regimen. However, thrashing evil, and taxing booty requires peek physical fitness. As I was exercising last night, I found myself thinking about my first love. Like alot of people, I will always carry a torch my first love. The funny thing is this: she was attracted to unusual men. We have long since drifted apart, but her dating habits after me where peculiar. She is gorgeous. She has a thing for brainy guys. She is a bit of a nerd herself. Two of her boyfriends, post me, were clearly unstable. One turned out to be a stalker. That was her first love. After they broke up, he would park his car outside her apartment at night. It took him a couple years before he finally moved one. Sometimes she would call me terrified at the thought that he may harm her. The other was a manic deppressive. Sometimes she would call me because she was worried that he might harm himself. She has a thing for brainy guys with dark sides. Brainy guys with dark sides are attracted to her. I don't know what her current relationship status is. I have certain preferences. My main consistant preference is that I am drawn to outspoken, extroverted women. Regardless, of her outer appearance, I love a woman who follows the beat of her own drum. In my secret identity, I am more reserved. I noticed that extroverted women sense that their is more to my reserved nature than I let on. Also, I tend to let the inner me out online which intrigues many women. Most of the women I meet are from the internet. They can't wait to meet Sam. My physical prefences are fickle. My lovers rarely look alike. My top three ladies now are different. Sam's Scary Spice - Black chick from the UK The Italian Built like a Sista - Valley Chick from Utah (must be something in the water out there) Little Jada - My long time hottie from New York What do they have in common? All three are exotic to me visually. All three are "mixed", I guess. SSS & LJ are spinners, while the Italian is busty. All three have an unusual sense of style. All three are quick witted. What do they find so apealing about me? SSS loves my intellect & nerdish tendencies They all love my ability to switch from dry-humor to Joker mode madness They all call me sweet They love the way I make them feel The Italian thinks that I'm exotic LJ likes my Southern ways (both of my parents are from the South) I am starting top bore myself. What is your prefered physical & emotional type(s)? What type of individuals are attracted to you? How often do these two types of forces mesh in your favor? Do you find youself settling for one type while longing for the other? Have you ever found that right combination, but lost it? Do you have that right combination now? Do you find yourself disgusted when a certain type of person is drawn to you? I am assuming that Katana, SUA, Truth, & Tre have found that right combination. Still, all are invited to add their spin to this. Edited by Doctor Magnus Warlock, Jan 5 2012, 01:33 AM.
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| Deleted User | Jan 5 2012, 01:36 AM Post #2 |
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I love my husband because we were the best friends before we married. He's the perfect one for me. He's quiet, kind, tall, handsome, long hair, glasses, nice moustache and goatee (Yummy), a Video Game Nerd, Drives a RAM Truck (just like me :D), Anime Fan (though not an Otaku), loyal to his clan (The ______. Ha you thought I would actually reveal their name didn't you? Pwnt.) , kind and courteous. Good job too (although I make more money than him..haha). The only flaws I see in him is that sometimes he acts like a little boy, and he has a temper (but that's only if things are loud and somebody hits him over the head or insults him. That shit's not going to fly.) |
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| negroplease | Jan 5 2012, 01:45 AM Post #3 |
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You just said the wedding is next week. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 5 2012, 01:48 AM Post #4 |
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Typo. Obviously it was a typo. And besides, he's going to be my official husband in a week (This Sunday to be exact, nosy people. Technically it's next week.). We treat each other like Husband and wife already. Why don't you guys believe me on this? |
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 5 2012, 01:52 AM Post #5 |
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The REBEL
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Adult males are really groovy. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Jan 5 2012, 02:02 AM Post #6 |
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CB, Surely you can add more than just that. We all know about the guys who try to lure women behind trees types. What other types are drawn to you? Has a woman ever approached you? I'm not trying to be funny. |
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 5 2012, 02:04 AM Post #7 |
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The REBEL
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Ms. Shutup! House Detective! You see how she tells lie after lie? I don't think it's a woman at all. It's a guy.
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 5 2012, 02:14 AM Post #8 |
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The REBEL
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Sure. Lots of women oogled me over the years. But if you're trying to imply that I'm gay, I'm not. But I like men who are not fluff mops, who I wouldn't have to be a flowing ocean of fluff for them to mop up around the clock. 24/7, 365. I would like to enjoy a man's company and have him enjoy mine. But childish men make me feel guilty and idiotic for being anywhere near them. They want to talk dirty to me and insult me. And yet they expect a river of fluff for them to flow from me. So for me, the man has to be an adult. Not just an adult in age, but an adult in mind and spirit. I shouldn't have to feel like a fool to be in a man's company. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 5 2012, 02:26 AM Post #9 |
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Because you know, all women are dainty and fairy princesses like you. What? You just sad/mad/confused that Women actually make mistakes, play games, have jobs, etc, Like men do? |
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| cisslybee2012 | Jan 5 2012, 02:27 AM Post #10 |
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The REBEL
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You're a lying ass with a penis. Period. And a troll to boot.
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