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| G. A. W. | Jul 23 2012, 01:51 PM Post #331 |
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Macus - I'll never cheat on you if you marry me..... Unless, well....................................... Can I keep my hands from slowly opening up............a bag of Sun Chips? Would I keep my fingers from gently taking it out and bringing it to my soft lips, parted, wet, waiting with anticipation... and placing that delightful lovely Sun Chip in my hot mouth....... enjoying it with all of my senses, rolling it all over my tongue.. tasting it... smelling, feeling it................... and .... swallowing it all - devouring it? Marcus I would never cheat on you if you married me, unless it was a bag of Sun Chips. And that is not entirely my fault.............the temptation is far too great to say no. |
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| kennyinbmore | Jul 23 2012, 04:55 PM Post #332 |
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Damn!!! I wanna be a sun chip  
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Jul 23 2012, 09:21 PM Post #333 |
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Sorry Kenny, Being a Time Traveler, I have an endless supply of Sun Chips. Once Marcus enters the bathroom, and takes a seat (he never stands up), I simply put him in a time loop. Enter....Doctor Eros, the Chocolate Love God. Sari....approach me. |
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| Marcus | Jul 25 2012, 10:22 AM Post #334 |
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Sari I will find you someone. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Jul 25 2012, 10:47 AM Post #335 |
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Marcus, Let's maintain the status quo. Sari will serve as your beard in public, while I serve her Sun Chips in private. Everyone wins. |
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| G. A. W. | Jul 25 2012, 11:00 AM Post #336 |
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Marcus, NO! I want JUST YOU! Don't you see me pining after you for the past several months??? WHY MUST YOU DENY ME MARCUS !!! Oh Marcus... the e-love of my AFN Life! Don't reject me... you know I'm madly in e-love with you!!!!!!!!!! ** cries hysterically and falls to the floor, in a fit of despair and anguish! ** |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Jul 25 2012, 11:05 AM Post #337 |
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<Standing discreetly in the bushes outside her window, Doctor Eros watches Sari's meltdown as he calmly sips on his cup of tea.> The good Doctor rings her door bell....... |
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| G. A. W. | Jul 26 2012, 07:23 AM Post #338 |
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** Wiping my eyes with a fresh tissue, I peek out the window to see who is ringing my door bell at such a time when my heart and soul are being crushed by Marcus....** |
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| Muhammad | Jul 31 2012, 09:05 PM Post #339 |
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LOL |
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| G. A. W. | Jul 31 2012, 09:16 PM Post #340 |
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I notice you find my broken heart, my despair, my anguish, funny? Why laugh at a woman in e-love...? Do you not know? That Sam's dangling a bag of Sun Chips in front of me and my heart, my soul that belongs to Marcus... is wavering... I'm losing myself over to the dark side.... to the calling of "Crunch Crunch" of Sun Chips in Sam's mouth... AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... WHY ME????? MARCUSsssssssssssssss, come save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... ** before the Dr. Eros calls me into his office....** |
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