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Topic Started: Aug 5 2011, 12:20 AM (6,079 Views)
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Here is another one.

When two guys who are gifted, and know each other are gifted, and they are hanging out.

I will admit those combos are funny.

Watching two vain kneegroids think they are god's gift to women are amusing.

But, they normally have a third or fourth friend who is packing vienna sausage style, and he/they normally the one(s) females (the hoodrats that Deester deals with apparently) clown, use & abuse.
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shutupalready
Aug 28 2012, 03:33 PM
So you can reject women for how they look, but women cant reject you because your penis is small, hmm ok.

I dont know psalongo. I never took time to measure a dick and say this was ideal or not. I got some good loving one time with a guy who had to be like 5 I swear, but he had some girth!!


Skinny and short dicks wont do.

So long and thick as usual is a crowd pleaser :D
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Aug 28 2012, 04:24 PM
sam_wilson
Aug 28 2012, 04:19 PM
You know what I don't understand?

Not so much the guys who are gifted, but their male sidekicks.

It becomes clear that those guys are following the gifted guy's coat tails.

It is easy to infer that those guys are lacking in the gifted department.

Why do less gifted guys become gofers to gifted guys?

Are the less gifted guys secrectly in love in them?

Are the less gifted living vicariously through the gifted guys?

I assumed it is more of them living vicariously through the gifted guys.

Please share thoughts on this.
Is it gay to record your friend fucking a woman? Or is it ok until you do a close up of the genitals colliding?


Damn that was random
No it's not unless you feel an urge to fill that guys hole as you're filming B-)

Even so, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
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PSA,

The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females.
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Aug 28 2012, 05:02 PM
PSA,

The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females.
You think the gofers would be happy to take the leftovers? B-)
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sam_wilson
Aug 28 2012, 05:02 PM
PSA,

The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females.
I always wondered what went through an idiots head when he would lie on his dick.

Especially when the woman he lied on associated herself with the same people he did
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psalongo
Aug 28 2012, 05:10 PM
sam_wilson
Aug 28 2012, 05:02 PM
PSA,

The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females.
You think the gofers would be happy to take the leftovers? B-)
Some of them try.

How else will they score on some pie?

When the female gets disappointed, that is when she puts the gofer on blasts, and we all find out about his vienna sausage poking style technique.

Many times the gofer will then mimic behavior we have all seen with ______, _______, & ______.
Edited by Doctor Magnus Warlock, Aug 28 2012, 05:27 PM.
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Aug 28 2012, 04:27 PM
shutupalready
Aug 28 2012, 03:33 PM
So you can reject women for how they look, but women cant reject you because your penis is small, hmm ok.

I dont know psalongo. I never took time to measure a dick and say this was ideal or not. I got some good loving one time with a guy who had to be like 5 I swear, but he had some girth!!


Skinny and short dicks wont do.

No SUA, cause both men and women go by looks so what the hell are you talking about?

You act like just men do it
Nope,

I know women do it!

Shit I do it!

And I judge dick size too!

So there. Deal with it bitches!


Some people dont like flat asses and little boobs and I dont like little dicks.
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Cray
Aug 28 2012, 05:13 PM
sam_wilson
Aug 28 2012, 05:02 PM
PSA,

The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females.
I always wondered what went through an idiots head when he would lie on his dick.

Especially when the woman he lied on associated herself with the same people he did
For the Vienna Style Gofer (VSG), he lacks the magnetism that some gifted guys have.

The gofer is too obsessed with ding-o-ling to develop any charisma, or other skill-set.

So, hanging out with gifted guys may be the only way he can be around pie.

As you said, many females that are obsessed with size only tend to be of the hoodrat variety, and are open to sleep with just about anybody.

Alone, the gofer would never even get the chance to sample the pie in the first place.

He may introduce the female to his Vienna Sausage Poking Technique, but she will ultimately introduce him to unrelenting humiliation.

Not unlike getting the fire slapped outta him.

Sometimes the Sacred Circle of Pie can also be a vicious cycle.
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psalongo
Aug 28 2012, 04:43 PM
shutupalready
Aug 28 2012, 03:33 PM
So you can reject women for how they look, but women cant reject you because your penis is small, hmm ok.

I dont know psalongo. I never took time to measure a dick and say this was ideal or not. I got some good loving one time with a guy who had to be like 5 I swear, but he had some girth!!


Skinny and short dicks wont do.

So long and thick as usual is a crowd pleaser :D
But kinda short and thick can do the trick!

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