| Does Size Dick-tate Drive? | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 5 2011, 12:20 AM (6,079 Views) | |
| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 28 2012, 04:33 PM Post #91 |
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Here is another one. When two guys who are gifted, and know each other are gifted, and they are hanging out. I will admit those combos are funny. Watching two vain kneegroids think they are god's gift to women are amusing. But, they normally have a third or fourth friend who is packing vienna sausage style, and he/they normally the one(s) females (the hoodrats that Deester deals with apparently) clown, use & abuse. |
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| Snidely Whiplash | Aug 28 2012, 04:43 PM Post #92 |
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So long and thick as usual is a crowd pleaser
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| Snidely Whiplash | Aug 28 2012, 04:44 PM Post #93 |
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No it's not unless you feel an urge to fill that guys hole as you're filming Even so, there is nothing wrong with being gay. |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 28 2012, 05:02 PM Post #94 |
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PSA, The vienna sausage style gofers are the main ones acting macho, and bragging about how much pie they slice through, all the while holding the travel bags of the gifted males, and being clowned by females. |
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| Snidely Whiplash | Aug 28 2012, 05:10 PM Post #95 |
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You think the gofers would be happy to take the leftovers?
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| Cray | Aug 28 2012, 05:13 PM Post #96 |
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I always wondered what went through an idiots head when he would lie on his dick. Especially when the woman he lied on associated herself with the same people he did |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 28 2012, 05:17 PM Post #97 |
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Some of them try. How else will they score on some pie? When the female gets disappointed, that is when she puts the gofer on blasts, and we all find out about his vienna sausage poking style technique. Many times the gofer will then mimic behavior we have all seen with ______, _______, & ______. Edited by Doctor Magnus Warlock, Aug 28 2012, 05:27 PM.
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| negroplease | Aug 28 2012, 05:26 PM Post #98 |
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Nope, I know women do it! Shit I do it! And I judge dick size too! So there. Deal with it bitches! Some people dont like flat asses and little boobs and I dont like little dicks. Smooches |
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| Doctor Magnus Warlock | Aug 28 2012, 05:26 PM Post #99 |
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For the Vienna Style Gofer (VSG), he lacks the magnetism that some gifted guys have. The gofer is too obsessed with ding-o-ling to develop any charisma, or other skill-set. So, hanging out with gifted guys may be the only way he can be around pie. As you said, many females that are obsessed with size only tend to be of the hoodrat variety, and are open to sleep with just about anybody. Alone, the gofer would never even get the chance to sample the pie in the first place. He may introduce the female to his Vienna Sausage Poking Technique, but she will ultimately introduce him to unrelenting humiliation. Not unlike getting the fire slapped outta him. Sometimes the Sacred Circle of Pie can also be a vicious cycle. |
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| negroplease | Aug 28 2012, 05:26 PM Post #100 |
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But kinda short and thick can do the trick! Pow! |
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