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Topic Started: Mar 17 2012, 01:03 AM (104,905 Views)
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Ysabel shrugged as she walked over and grabbed herself another one, throwing her empty glass in the trash before popping the top of the bottle. She listened to him explain the situation, a small frown on her face. It took a second, but she realized something. He wasn't telling her to fuck off, he was actually telling her something. Holy shit. He was being nice. Well... Adam-nice that was. It caused her to literally pause in all movement before she realized she probably looked like an idiot.

"That... sounds like a completely different guy then what I know. Makes sense I guess, however. Since he kept calling you an asshole and yadda yadda yadda." she waved the bottle in her hand. "So now that you're sick of being his bitch... what are you going to do about it?" she asked. In a way, hearing Adam's side she was now starting to put a couple of the pieces of the massive puzzle in her head together. This slot fit here... and this one here. David was a nice guy, but he had been hiding things. She found out some of the stuff he was hiding from Adam here. Jesus, she was starting to think that moving to LA was a bad idea with all of these fucking mind games. She loved challenges but... at her job. Not this real world mutant freak feds shit. But she wasn't going to run away. Because that wasn't who she was. She'd sit here and work through it.
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Adam rolled his eyes. "Of course he called me an asshole. It's what I am, that's pretty fucking obvious, Ramirez. Trust me. This act isn't for you." He shrugged though as he looked back to the tv. "I don't know. Put a bullet through his fucking brain? That would make me fucking elated." He stood up and walked over, grabbing another bottle for himself, popping the cap and taking a drink.
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Ysabel laughed as she flipped her hair over her shoulder. "I sort of figured. I'm pretty sure that the day you stop being an asshole is the day that pigs fly and I become a size 2." she teased him as she sat on one of his stools. "And as good as putting a bullet in his brain may sound to you, you would lose your job." she pointed out. He seemed to like his job so she was sure that he wouldn't want to risk it. "So... this makes me think that you've already got a plan to get what's her face? Uhh... your girlfriend. Misses Jensine, whatever her name is." she waved her bottle around. "Maybe. You didn't seemed to thrilled earlier when I brought her up."
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"Yeah well, work out once in a while, Ramirez and you might hit that size 2." He took another drink, hiding the smirk that was threatening to slip onto his lips. When he finished drinking, there were no signs of it.

"Claire? She's not my girlfriend, Ramirez, get that through your thick fucking head." He leaned on the island in his kitchen. "And yes. I do have a plan but it's none of your fucking business, nosy ass. Stay out of things that don't concern you."
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Ysabel snickered as she shook her head. "Not possible. Literally. My hip bones are too wide. Not like I'd want to be that fucking skinny." she shuddered at the thought. She looked back up to see super asshole Adam back. It... actually relieved her. His rudeness. She was sick in the head or something. To be relived that someone was acting like such an ass to her and she was happy. "So what do I call her then? Miss Claire? Fuck buddy? Fuck friend? Friend with benefits? Friend? Mistress?" she smirked at him as she leaned onto the counter in front of her, one arm laying on the counter in front of her. Another propped up by the elbow as she held her beer. "Aww. Come on. I can't help?" she pouted at him, her lips forming in a rather attractive pout. "I can be useful."
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"Yeah, well I like my women skinny. Having you around just makes me want to plant your Mexican ass on a fucking treadmill until your lungs explode," Adam said with a lazy look over to her. "She's a reporter. She laid me for scoops. Worked out pretty well until about three months ago when she started wanting to 'be more'. I don't do relationships. They're fucking useless," he said, taking another drink. "Women are fucking crazy as shit. I don't see what the point is beyond a good fuck."

He gave her another bored look, his grey eyes staring at her. "No, you can't help. Your idea of useful was dressing up like some high class slut and sexing info out of a Fed that'd rather waste you than tell you anything worth saying."
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Any normal woman at this point would have either a) left in tears, b) smacked the ever living shit out of him, c) chewed his ass out into the next year, or d) all of the above. Ysabel? She just... cracked up laughing. "Bet I could surprise you and outrun your giant ass, Jensine." she betted him as she took another swig of the beer. "And... I can't argue with you. About women being crazy. We are." she shrugged, not even denying it. "Even though your... whatever you want to call Miss Claire, sounds pretty normal to me. Most people want relationships. Maybe you're just the oddball, pretty boy." she pointed out to him.

"Psssssh. If I wanted high class slut, I would have worn my Ferragamo's. Besides, it was only a couple of hours. What the hell did you expect me to get?" she asked him. The man just wasn't going to tell her, a cop he had just met, everything he knew. Jensine wasn't really as smart as she thought he was...

"By the way, all you men ever think with is with your dicks. How the hell do you think women know so much all the damned time?"
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"My giant ass? Ramirez, I probably weigh more than you but unlike your jelly-filled legs, I'm all fucking muscle. I also probably wear several sizes smaller than you in a uniform." This time, a smirk actually did grace his lips. Just barely, but enough to make a difference in his facial expression. "I'm no fucking oddball, I'm a normal man. You're right. My dick makes all the decisions and guess what? I'm fucking okay with that. It's never steered me wrong before."

He let out a breath as he took another drink. "What did I expect? Something useful, Ramirez. So you spent a couple hours. Fuck, you could have at least gotten something I didn't already know.... "
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Ysabel couldn't help but laugh more. "You know. You're really amusing, pretty boy." she told him. "And just because I carry rather lovely curves over your hulking muscle, doesn't mean shit when it comes to running. Ooh! I challenge you to a triathlon." her smirk deepened as she leaned towards him. "I'll leave you in the dust, Jensine." she said. She actually used to do triathlons. Finished near first every time. She may not look like it, but she was in stellar shape. She was just born with a larger body type. "And you're gong to regret that one day. Juuuuust saying." she said in a sing-song voice before snickering.

"Oh Jensine, how... naieve you are. Just give me time. Rome wasn't built in a day." she quoted as she sipped at the beer.
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"Curves is a really fucking cheap way of saying you're fat," Adam said, raising an eyebrow. "A triathalon? What're the terms, Michelan Man? Give me something worth whipping your ass for and you're on." He ignored her comment about regretting anything and just finished the beer. "You're right...Rome was built in fucking years and then torn down and guess what's left? Not shit. So work faster so I don't feel like you're completely worthless."
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