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| [ARCHIVE] The Constitution Under Malak Urbaness | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 3 2010, 09:11 PM (122 Views) | |
| Malak Urbaness | Feb 3 2010, 09:11 PM Post #1 |
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So, as required, my realm has laws and stuff. And if you don't follow them, we have lots and lots of cruel and unusual punishments to choose from! No Murdering. No Stealing. No Raping. No Treason. No Blowing Shit Up. No Blowing Your Own Shit Up (Without a permit). No Public Nudity. No Bribery. No Public Drunkness (Keep it in the tavern.) Now, punishments shall be distributed by myself. Malak is kind enough (Kind of chubby too) so I'll be lenient. Just remember, murder is an automatic send to the vampire so that they can kill you in whatever fashion they deem. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! |
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