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PaN-DIMic: Final Days; A Porlus Mafia Extravaganza
Topic Started: Thursday 30-06-2011, 19:14 (1,749 Views)
Von Locke
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last but not lease i become xxxxx rated men
Paulus rushed onto EN to tell his great friends the exciting news. It was finally ready. After months of hard work N-Dimension forums were public and ready to change the internet forever. Caught up in his own self-satisfaction he typed out a very tired and hurried post.

"N-Diimmm open come quilck!"

Then he went to bed, a drunk and happy man.

He awoke the next morning with a smile on his face and a song in his heart. Getting ready for work he stopped joyously at his keyboard and scanned the new forum list.

0 new forums.

Paul scratched his head. This must be a bug. Surely everybody would be all over his magnificent software he had done nothing but talk about for months. He checked into the thread slightly bemused.

"CBF" posted paco.
"Oh men will Paul open NDim?" Jeff asked.
"i have jusst returned!" posted Dutchiee.

Down in the cbox roos commented on the daily mail and henry sat shaking in the corner. Hupu, meanwhile, posted "Looks shit" in the Lost Season 6 section on FI.

Paul just glared at his screen sadly.

"Just give up and die." Said bsrj.

Paul stood up from his computer and walked forlornly down the street to his shitty job. He stopped at the side of the canal and watched the boats move past and looked up at the heavens. Then he glared forward angrily.

This shit would not fly. N-Dim would change the world!

He rushed home to his PC, foregoing his job and all personal relationships entirely. With stacked up pizza boxes and take-away menus he worked away in the darkness. Interspersed with occasional jacking off to low budget porn movies it was a terribly sad sight.

His new upgrade was finally ready though. Weeks had passed. Over on EN everybody was curiously questioning his disappearance but not with any sort of concern. It was more along the lines of "didn't that burger king used to be a McDonalds?"

But he would have the last laugh. He typed in the code. 4 8 15 16 23 42 (a set of arbitrary numbers with no real meaning) and pressed the button on his control panel which said execute.

The lights dimmed. Sparks flew. Bulbs erupted. Power whirred into the PC as the CPU erupted unrealistically and electrical currents flayed across in all directions, aided by the soggy mildew of poor living conditions. The old Paulus place was aflame with smoke and carnage. A very charred looking Paulus sat in the corner miserably. He'd forgot to carry the one or some shit. Maybe it was time to have a real life...

As the fire brigade hosed down the remnants of his room, in a week old pizza box something odd was afoot. As a solitary final spark darted across it's surface, deep below a horrifying chemistry reached completion.

It lived. And now it would achieve life's most sought after purpose,




the destruction of fucking EVERYTHING.
Edited by Von Locke, Thursday 30-06-2011, 19:24.
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Oh nooo!
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lol'd @ Hupu line
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Von Locke
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Welcome to PaN-DIMic, a new clusterfuck mafia by yours truly. As the title suggest the game will be the debut mafia of N-Dimension forums and also the first ever real running forum that the site will ever have. It will be the grand opening and I plan to make it happen in style with a fun and inventive game that will challenge all of your expectations and revitalise the flagging interest in mafia by changing things up.

A few disclaimers before we begin:

- The entire game will be run on N-Dim like I say. N-Dim has NOT been tested against a true running forum so I am nervous about this but it has to start somewhere. As such I will verify all of the permission masks are working before the game begins to avoid any major pitfalls. Please send me any bugs you encounter and if anything comes up with the software to actually halt the game's progression I will put my all into fixing it right away. It shouldn't be an issue but I'm certain bugs will be found. Not enough I hope, to actually slow down the game.

- As it's hosted externally you might think it's anonymous. Well not as such, no. There's no forced anon this time which means who you sign up as and play as is your call. This is really a best of both worlds approach because those who crave anonymity and creative characters can be whoever they feel like whilst those who just want to play a goddamn game can sign up as themselves and be boring fucks.

- Looking for a minimum of 16 players to the extent that I won't even start if I don't get any. The nature of this game and the clusterfuck element will make it hard for me to run anything like it again so it's really not something I want to waste on a small set of players.

- This will actually be the first of three mafias I plan to run on N-Dimension, marking the very first chapter in the PaN-DIMic trilogy. Each of the games will deviate from the norm in it's own unique way, having some kind of twist to shake things up. I am not placing these in the queue, I will just wait until we have downtime and fill in gaps as they come.

- Please do not sign up if you won't be active. You don't even have to contribute heavily to the threads per se. Just show up, give your night action, make a lynch or two and actually do something. This game will suffer a lot from inactivity so if you really think you can't at least get on to submit your night actions, just don't sign up. I'd rather have less active players than a ton of inactives.

- Game will start as early as Sunday if I can get the right number of players, possibly mid-week if not. If I don't even hit 16 then it will remain on hold until a later time.


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Also there is no public player list because of the optional anonymity. If you do play as anon like I say, you aren't given a character and can "BE" whoever you like. I will post a player count though.

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sign meh up
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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
i want in on that
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I'm in. Might be low activity for next week (if it starts by then) but I will be able to get on at least once or twice a day.
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I'm gonna sign up as Helios, then kill myself, thus ending his streak! Anyway, ya sign me up.
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7 people. Need MOAR
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I'm gonna sign up as Helios, then kill myself, thus ending his streak! Anyway, ya sign me up.
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yeah i'll give it a shot
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8 people in. Keep 'em coming.
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IM FUCKING IN
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In of course!
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