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| Tweet Topic Started: Wednesday 16-03-2011, 22:37 (601 Views) | |
| ONION RING | Saturday 19-03-2011, 10:42 Post #16 |
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Relationships just dont form at my school, so for most guys the "list" is just women you havent fucked but want to fuck (many) girls youve fucked and want to fuck again (too few) and girls youve fucked and never want to fucking see again ever (way too many/most/ugh) i dont keep count any omre keep the fuckin pics. ur a grown ass man, history is history dont fuck wit it |
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| ONION RING | Saturday 19-03-2011, 10:44 Post #17 |
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it ended because she didnt like ms smoking too much her friends all hate me because they think she should have been with this white faggot who is clearly less than half the man she is so yeah. nothing icould do about that one also being the first everything kind of sucks. hard to live up to sexpectations |
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| Mercator | Saturday 19-03-2011, 14:56 Post #18 |
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"who is clearly less than half the man she is" Shiiiiiiiiiiii |
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| Lieutenant Panda Perry | Saturday 19-03-2011, 19:27 Post #19 |
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1.) How many do you have? I dont know I never keep track that well. 2.) Girlfriend LIFE or Bachelor LIFE? Why? Girlfriend life its just better to have that comfort zone if I really feel like having the bachelors life I can just cheat on her. 3.) Why'd it end? Same thing that always happens...life. 4.) This one might be related more so to me, but, What do you do with all the facebook pictures and shit you guys were in together? delete them? untag? idk rly what i should do. This is why I just dont post up the pics in the first place but I would delete the majority of the ones you dont care about or crop her out of them. 5.) OTHER. I hate you
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| General Bear Brigade | Saturday 19-03-2011, 19:57 Post #20 |
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just got back from a DATE ![]() everything be getting better |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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| ONION RING | Saturday 19-03-2011, 20:12 Post #21 |
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TO fall in love with a girl i need her to be better at most things than me. usually shes more man than i am but hey whos complaining hahaha |
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| Afroman | Sunday 20-03-2011, 15:24 Post #22 |
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Nice! What did you two lovebirds do? |
I went for an asian today in a gym, i saw his underwear in the shower..... | |
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| General Bear Brigade | Sunday 20-03-2011, 17:05 Post #23 |
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took her to an italian restaurant and began rekindling an old flame |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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| Afroman | Sunday 20-03-2011, 17:07 Post #24 |
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Aww, you're so romantic TLG
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I went for an asian today in a gym, i saw his underwear in the shower..... | |
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| General Bear Brigade | Sunday 20-03-2011, 17:11 Post #25 |
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it wasnt VERY FANCY and definitely not at all SHITTY.... it was a lunch date so i had to make due |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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| highbird_harry | Sunday 20-03-2011, 18:15 Post #26 |
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taking a girl to some italian restaurant...how innovative
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Fröken Coach Drrr: "rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!" Captain Catastrophe: "mal is worse than gadaffi" TLG: "CHING CHONG bitch GIMME DAT SWEET KUSH CHINESE FOOD" Paco : "TLG you seem to be getting dumber by the day" | |
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| ONION RING | Saturday 26-03-2011, 09:46 Post #27 |
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she still slashes and paints my dreams every which way and last night: we walked on an abandoned road and where she stepped flowers sprung from cracks beneath her feet with the force of landmines like some fuckin fantasia shit nigga. princess mononoke spirit of the forest ass bullshit and i mean fuck, there’s nothing i can even do cause its my subconscious like seriously, am i supposed to sit here thinkin “URGH I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU” yeah that worked real well now motherfucker. the only lesson worth a tattoo: you cant escape your dreams not now not ever
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| General Bear Brigade | Saturday 26-03-2011, 17:46 Post #28 |
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what r u pointing at |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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| ONION RING | Saturday 26-03-2011, 21:31 Post #29 |
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theyre devil horns
Edited by ONION RING, Saturday 26-03-2011, 21:34.
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I went for an asian today in a gym, i saw his underwear in the shower.....


9:18 AM Jul 11