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Day 1
Topic Started: Monday 28-02-2011, 17:34 (4,572 Views)
Budd
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Rebel Without a Cause
Luigi walked into the apartment that he shared with his brother. Something was wrong. The door was already open. “Bro? You ah-there? Finally brought some-ah coins to the house.” He said dejectedly. There was a time when he and his brother saved the people of the mushroom kingdom. Now all they did was peddle mushrooms and pills on the streets for spare change.

“Bro?” Luigi called out when there was no answer. There was a sob coming from the couch. Luigi rushed over to find Mario cradling a small golden crown in one arm and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other. Assorted pills were all over the couch and floor soaking in what whiskey had spilled. “They took-ah her!” Mario growled. “They took-ah my sweet Peach!”

Luigi slapped Mario across the face. “Pull yourself-ah together bro!” he shouted “Have you checked the news? I bet that-ah Link has already caught whoever did this!”

Mario growled angrily. “That-ah fairy boy doesn’t stand a chance against-ah Bowser! I KNOW it was-ah Bowser. IT’S ALWAYS-AH FUCKIN BOWSER!”

“Calm down bro. You know that-ah Bowser gave up all that shit when he went Buddhist. Lets just watch-ah the news.” Luigi switched on the TV to view the figure of head anchor Lakitu. The koopa spoke. “…Our hearts go out to those youngsters dead. The pokemon Pichu and police cadet in training Roy will be in our hearts and prayers…” Lakitu trails off as he is handed a piece of paper. “This just in, the Princess has gone missing! We’re about to go live in the field where police chief Link is going to issue a statement!”

The camera switches over to Link, who is surrounded by reporters. “People of Mushroom Kingdom.” He declared. “You all know that I am still a newcomer to your soil. But I also have helped you out keeping the streets clean.”

“THAT IS-AH BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING FAIRY!” Mario shouted at the television. He threw his bottle of Jack at the set and it shattered on the wall.

“With the latest disappearance of our beloved Princess Peach,” Link continued, “Along with the startling deaths of police officers and children, I see no other course of action but to declare marshal law until Peach is found and can return to her duties. Know that everything is being done to insure that she returns swiftly-“

Mario threw another empty bottle at the TV. This one was more accurate and shattered the screen. “Calm down-ah bro.” Luigi put a comforting hand on Mario’s shoulder. “You aint no use to-ah Peach like this.”

“Don’t-ah tell me what I can’t do Luigi!” Mario stood up and shouted. “Just-ah because Daisy is-ah dead, you don’t-ah get to tell me to sit back and let the same thing happen to my-ah Peach!”

“Bro just-ah sleep it off. I’ll go out tonight to ask around. Shake-ah the tree. See what falls. I’ll talk to me tomorrow.”

Mario collapsed on the sofa as Luigi walked away. “Face it, Luigi,” he grumbled “You’ll always be her Player 2.”

It is now Day 1. With 24 players alive it will take 12 votes to lynch. Plurality IS in effect today. If majority is not reached, the day will end at 6:00 PM eastern on March 1st

Yes I’m giving you guys more that 24 hours to sort everything out during day 1 sillais.
BUDD FOR ADMIN
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highbird_harry
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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
Fröken Coach Drrr: "rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!"

Captain Catastrophe: "mal is worse than gadaffi"

TLG: "CHING CHONG bitch GIMME DAT SWEET KUSH CHINESE FOOD"

Paco : "TLG you seem to be getting dumber by the day"


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ComradeD
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that intro seems VEEERRRRYYY familiar xD
The guy who discovered milk ... what was he doing to the cow?

TLG: but D is so mysterious who knows

Belgian breweries produce about 800 standard beers. When special one-off beers are included, the total number of Belgian beers is approximately 8,700.
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Curtis
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Warning: Admin On Duty
Oh boy!
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highbird_harry
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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
Curtis
Monday 28-02-2011, 18:32
Oh boy!
do i smell scum here?
Fröken Coach Drrr: "rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!"

Captain Catastrophe: "mal is worse than gadaffi"

TLG: "CHING CHONG bitch GIMME DAT SWEET KUSH CHINESE FOOD"

Paco : "TLG you seem to be getting dumber by the day"


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mikeyb9m3bek
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The Godfather
##lynch Curtis
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Leaffan20
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Don't Blink!
lol let the games begin
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Budd
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Rebel Without a Cause
Lynch Votes:
Curtis - Mikey (1/12)

29 hours I think left.
BUDD FOR ADMIN
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Bella
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Mr. Glass
Good lawdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd the games have begun (:
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Curtis
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Warning: Admin On Duty
(:
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General Bear Brigade
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The Bearfather
*insert super smash bros reference*

FALCONNNNNNN PUNCHHHHH
PIKA PIKACHUUUUU
uhhhhh HA-CHA TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!!

Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away.
Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it.

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pacojonezl40
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I have never played Smash Bros!
The Legend of Johnny The Pink Elephant lives on!

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Willis
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Lol'd @ Mikey.

So fucks let's get posting. All the usual lurking suspects need to actually do something this game. Last game was appalling. We will keep failing until everybody fucking posts.
yeah, sorry i speak the truth and besides, i know more about global politics than everyone on this board put together.
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highbird_harry
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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
porl has a point here. i think the host should act after 2 days of inactivity.
Fröken Coach Drrr: "rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!"

Captain Catastrophe: "mal is worse than gadaffi"

TLG: "CHING CHONG bitch GIMME DAT SWEET KUSH CHINESE FOOD"

Paco : "TLG you seem to be getting dumber by the day"


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highbird_harry
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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
pacojonezl40
Monday 28-02-2011, 19:35
I have never played Smash Bros!
lynch paco?
Fröken Coach Drrr: "rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!"

Captain Catastrophe: "mal is worse than gadaffi"

TLG: "CHING CHONG bitch GIMME DAT SWEET KUSH CHINESE FOOD"

Paco : "TLG you seem to be getting dumber by the day"


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