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Ultimate Mafia
Topic Started: Saturday 15-01-2011, 16:23 (1,924 Views)
Willis
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The heavens turned black. Storm clouds rolled overhead. Silently the two figures watched in awe as thunder thrashed out a symphony. However in spite of the darkness, it was only mid-afternoon.

One of the figures was shaking. He did this a lot. It was his speciality but he still cowered at the sight of the thing when it finally came out. It was big and booming and he always worried how much control they really had over it. The seven dragonballs flashed repeatedly as a glowing shape rose out of it and filled the skyline.

Mr. Popo glanced over at his master, Kami. Kami was staring up solemnly. He could handle the affair with a little more dignity. Mr. Popo was almost shitting his pants. The dragon appeared in the sky. It was enormous, and green, with red glaring eyes that pierced into their souls. It's serpent like body would be seen for miles which is why they had done this out here...in the wilderness below the mountain.

Popo looked up at the mountain. That was where it was being held. It had been Kami's idea and he supported his master all the way. Mr. Popo was loyal and he loved his job. It was no secret that their land had been blighted by the action of all those mafias. So many lives lost...so much chaos.

Kami had been sat reading a newspaper about the latest troubles at the Avenger's tower. The headline read "Stan Lee Murdered". He shook his head solemnly as Popo brought him his morning glass of water. Kami was quite pure in what he drank.

"So many lives lost through these awful mafias Popo. As guardian of Earth I cannot allow this to continue. I think it's time we intervened and spoke to everybody to put a stop to it once and for all. No more mafias will come out and kill innocents!"

He banged the table, stirring his water. Popo jumped back fearfully.

"Popo send word out to a list of names I produce. These are the people who were most directly involved with mafias in the past. Some of them were even godfathers. If we can agree to meet up with them and discuss peace maybe this can all finally end."

Popo looked nervously. He had his doubts but would not question his master.

"In the meantime let's undo the damage. We have all of the dragonballs collected. You can revive multiple people with them so long as they died less than a year ago. It's time to bring back everybody who's life was lost during the course of these mafia troubles. Let's restore peace and order."

Now they were stood looking into the eyes of the eternal dragon, about to make that all a reality. Popo swallowed nervously and spoke up.

"Eternal dragon, hear my plea and grant me my wish."

Popo gave it a few seconds thought. The wording was important. The dragon could be very literal. He couldn't say those killed by mafia...as some were killed through the actions of serial killers as well...

"Please bring back to life everybody who was ever killed during such a time as a mafia was wreacking havoc on an innocent group of people. And include those times where the mafia were less of a mafia and more of a group of people up to no good."

He smiled. That ought to do it.

"YOUR WISH..............

HAS BEEN GRANTED."

The dragon spoke. Popo smiled.

And then like a bullet he realised the problem with his wish and shouted it out.

"Except for the bad guys!" Popo yelled.

The dragonballs scattered. The wish had been granted. Another could not be made for a year.

Popo sat in silence and stared miserably.

"Oh bollocks!" He declared to the world.











WELCOME TO ULTIMATE MAFIA!

Ultimate mafia is an anonymous mafia to be held on a specified board starting on the 31st January. It is both a standard mafia game and a celebration of the history of mafia on this site.

The characters in the game are mostly derived from past mafia games. If you have played a lot of mafias on EN, you will get a lot of satisfaction from seeing several characters and ideas brought together in one big game. As it's anonymous, players will be given these characters to post as.

In order to maintain pure anonymity, I want all sign-ups to be secret. You must PM me if you wish to play. This will make it more interesting. I can't stop people from saying they signed up, but try and keep it quiet. There will be no active player list but I will maintain a player count in this thread.

Please don't play if you feel you will be inactive. It's okay with a large number of players, but anywhere in the region of 20 and inactivity hurts the game.

The game is intended to be light-hearted and fun, but to all who played my last Lost mafia you know that I like to throw curveballs in like random events just to screw with things. I can't specify what this will include and am still working a lot of things out. Needless to say it should be interesting.

If you are new or old to mafias, sign up. Older players can enjoy the nostalgia but new players can still enjoy the nonsense of the characters interacting and so forth. Just drop me a line and let me know.
yeah, sorry i speak the truth and besides, i know more about global politics than everyone on this board put together.
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Willis
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Current player count:
19
Edited by Willis, Monday 17-01-2011, 17:49.
yeah, sorry i speak the truth and besides, i know more about global politics than everyone on this board put together.
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O LAWD IS DAT SUM DBZ?
Edited by Aspen, Saturday 15-01-2011, 16:58.
I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon.
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Tobias... you blowhard!
mr popo makes me wet
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Willis
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Up to double figures now. 10 players. Need more.
yeah, sorry i speak the truth and besides, i know more about global politics than everyone on this board put together.
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
I lol'd
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Remember Sammy Jankis
i'll join
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I get such a hard-on for top tier flavor. Contemplating ending my self-imposed Mafia break for this one!
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BoctorBoda
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It's not until the 31st, so there'll still be a bit of a break
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Budd
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throw me in if Im not already from the auto in list.
BUDD FOR ADMIN
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
*sigh* People never cease to amaze me.
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The Godfather
im in
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Willis
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At 19 players now. Want more if possible.
yeah, sorry i speak the truth and besides, i know more about global politics than everyone on this board put together.
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
robman46
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Entertainment_News/single/?p=504137&t=4063607
i'll join


Búdd
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throw me in if Im not already from the auto in list.


mikeyb9m3bek
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im in


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YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME BUT CUSTOMERS!
don't be so harsh benjamin
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