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| Leaffan20 | Sunday 19-12-2010, 19:51 Post #1 |
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Jangomango just got the ring scan results, oh shit, he realized HENRY IS MAFIA. By then he saw Henry, he smiled at him, "hello Gimli", "Oh hai Lurtz, are you here to kill me and take the ring?" "Yes", he smiled, he pulled out his crossbow, and shot him in the face. Jango-One time bulletproof (Gimli) has been killed[ Henry looked in Gimli's hand, he was practically outside Mount Doom, so close, and he grabbed the precious ring. It hummed as he stared into it. In another part of Morder, Natalie was wandering around gleaming happily. "OH HAI TLG, my buddy, I TRUST YOU completely, and your friend Henry." TLG replied, Henry? is he my friend? I don't have any friends I've just returned to this stupid place to find you." She smiled, TLG pulled out his sword and killed her. Natalie- town vanilla (Gondor Knight) has been killed TLG gleamed happily, and walked into the distance. Way on the other side he saw a mirrage. WAIT. COULD IT BE? HE SAW A FAMILIAR UGLY face of the Uru-kai. He started running towards him TLG ran into the Uru-kai's arms. It had been all too long, since that eagle had picked him up awhile back leaving him behind. They embraced and hugged, and TLG whipped out his long lost orc journal for to share with his friend. They couldn't believe they outlasted all those fucks to take over both Mordor and Isengard, and all of middle earth for that matter. Henry showed hiim the ring and they gleamed with delight. TLG then showed him his journals. The Lost Orc Journal The Abandoned Orc - Episode One I woke up 0_0 omgosh they're all gone I have been abandoned! The Abandoned Orc - Episode Two I run through New Zealand Not having any armor sucks I am so cold The Abandoned Orc - Episode Three I come across a dead body. Dog tag says Faramir. I steal his clothing. Oh yes a pack of gum, this must be my lucky day! The Abandoned Orc - Episode Four I wake up with the entire fellowship of the Ring surrounding me. Frodo looks at me with a crooked eye. Aragorn draws his sword and hurls it at my neck. "WHO ARE YOU?" I am very scared. "GUYS I SWEAR IM A TOWN HOBBIT." Sam is a stubborn fat hobbit. "But you're a dirty ugly orc! We gotta kill him!" Frodo stands up for me. "NO! SAM YOU FUCKIN CRAZY? LOOK AT HIM HE CAN LEAD US TO MORDOR. HE IS CLEARLY A HOBBIT WE MUST TRUST HIM!" The Abandoned Orc - Episode Five I stole all of Gimli's bread when he wasn't looking. Very productive day. The Abandoned Orc - Episode Six I love Frodo. I want him in me. Oh yes mister Frodo is so hot. The Abandoned Orc - Episode Seven The fat hobbit Sam was holding on to my journal yesterday and that fucker wrote shit in it!! "If you help me, John-Orc of the Shire, then I will save you. But if you do not, then I will call you a liar and scum and be forced to kill you with my own white stick." I reply, "Okay Gandalf, if that really is your name." The Abandoned Orc - Episode Eight Last night I snuck away from the Fellowship to take a wild piss. There standing before me in all his old glory was Sauron himself. His huge eye was just standing there on a pair of legs, yes. He says to me, "John-Orc of the Shire! I know you are a little lost Orc! You must find your way now though! The townsman are after me and you must help me John-Orc!" I thought to myself… "Naw"… and then I stabbed him through the heart! John-Orc does not listen to humans they are so VILE!!! The Abandoned Orc - Episode Nine So much death! Oh gosh! The fellowship is down to just Gimli and Pippin. Gimli now possesses the ring… But I have plans for him! Last night I caught that fuck Smeagol lurking about the bushes. I told him I would help him win the war so long as he didn't kill me, Mr. John Orc of the Shire. He then gave me a hug and called me his precious! Oh gawd that Smeagol amirght guys? The Abandoned Orc - Episode Ten My disguise was breaking slowly. My ugly fuck mask was now only being held together by some Elmer's glue and tape. People were questioning my Orc appearance more and more each day. I had to take action. I had already betrayed my Don, Sauron, but that wasn't enough. If my name is John-Orc of the Shire then I must do more Shire things, so I decided to hire Smeagol to kill Sarumon. That dirty fuck had to go… but… I also had to get rid of the evidence. So that night I bashed the precious' head in with a rock. John-Orc takes no crap. The end is near and my mafia friends will regret ever abandoning me. Locking the gate of Mordor from me was a big mistake… and I never found it funny :-( The Abandoned Orc - Episode Eleven Big storm meant gay little Pippin wanted to sleep in a cave and curl up in Gimli's beard. The wind pushed us inside, along with debris and dead gay Smeagol's body and other shit. Within it all I found a piece of paper, oh men, and I recognized it… 0_0 It's the first page of my Journal, which I ripped out months ago as to conceal my Orc-ish identity! I read it out loud cuz I'm so smart: Hello Marty Orcstein, it's me, Marty Orcstein. I can't believe I forgot my helmet back at the top of the hill near Mordor. I ran back to get it, but by the time I reached the gates of Mordor, they slammed shut on me! All my cave troll dickhead friends and orc bitches laughed at me! Sum kinda practical joke? those fuckas! … and that's when the Eagle came!!! -__- and it picked me up and flew me all the way to the Shire and dropped me in it's nest. That day was a bloody day, oh yes it was! I killed so many chicks! And I even cracked their eggs to their babies wouldn't come after me cuz I've always been the smartest Orc in Orc School. But the mother bird bit off my arm, and I went unconscious, yes I did!!! Yes The Abandoned Orc - Episode Twelve Pippin died last night. Some stray arrow boooolshit. It's just Me and Gimli now, and that fat fuck never trusted me. So I've abandoned him just like I too was abandoned that long time ago. I journeyed through the cold, alone, until I came across some Knight of Gondor. She, yes she, seemed nice, and she believed completely that my name was John-Orc of the Shire. She asked why I looked like an Orc but I told her I just wear makeup!! :-D I got her to help me kill some Eowyn biotech, and then right when I was done with the Knight, I stabbed her through her heart. My journey here is almost done. Now to go and find Gimli and finish him off. … and after that… everyone who abandoned me will also have to pay the ultimate price of DEATH. Renegade Orc biotches, whattup!? He and Lurtz lol'd hard at their journey. While TLG secretly hated him and his fellow mates for closing the gates on him and being stolen by that stupid eagle, he knew he would take the ring from Lurtz, someday, but not today, he knew he'd take it for himself. The little orc survived and that's what mattered, he did it once, and he'd do it again..... MAFIA HAS WON |
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| Helios Garabandia | Sunday 19-12-2010, 19:53 Post #2 |
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES |
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| Leaffan20 | Sunday 19-12-2010, 19:53 Post #3 |
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Scum board http://s4.zetaboards.com/The_Land_of_Mordor/index/ Malion Q Mac's board http://s4.zetaboards.com/The_Land_of_Rohan/index/ sorry buddy lol |
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| Mercator | Sunday 19-12-2010, 19:58 Post #4 |
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The Abandoned Orc - Episode Eight Last night I snuck away from the Fellowship to take a wild piss. There standing before me in all his old glory was Sauron himself. His huge eye was just standing there on a pair of legs, yes. He says to me, "John-Orc of the Shire! I know you are a little lost Orc! You must find your way now though! The townsman are after me and you must help me John-Orc!" I thought to myself… "Naw"… and then I stabbed him through the heart! John-Orc does not listen to humans they are so VILE!!! :< |
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| General Bear Brigade | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:00 Post #5 |
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YAY good job Henry! *does the John-Orc dance* Sorry Natalie, don't be too upset You're new and I wanted a quick win, and I was scared for Jango or Afro to get online and have them flip your vote.And finally... You're welcome Helios. I was debating if I should kill Henry yesterday and then purposely kill myself so I could single-handedly ruin your record... But I decided I'd rather win. |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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| Helios Garabandia | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:00 Post #6 |
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The Orc Journals are gold. |
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| Mercator | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:04 Post #7 |
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##: Use ring to reincarnate |
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| Helios Garabandia | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:06 Post #8 |
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Winning > streak ending imho. Still, I'm glad you went with the win, especially since we knew N3 you were Scum, and basically shielded you ever since. |
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| Mercator | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:09 Post #9 |
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The funniest part of this game was when me, Ari and Curtis were all in a MSN convo little did Ari know that he was the only town in that convo. |
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| Mercator | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:13 Post #10 |
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Also when Ari rather believed the Bulletproof Frodo that scans vanilla over DR's Frodo and planned to kill her with his night action (which wasn't a kill :/). |
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| grimapple | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:14 Post #11 |
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Good job, Town. This was my expression as I watched your part in the game play out:
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"Uhhh...well guys instead of ousting the gays of our forum let's oust some scum!" - Curtis "fuck spelling i'm high" ~Ribs Sorceress #Grim had sex with Johnny Depp in the Dark Room. Such a Seductress!
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| Leaffan20 | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:16 Post #12 |
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player lists and night actions to come shortly, have some guests over |
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| Leaffan20 | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:16 Post #13 |
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oh and HOF and HOL and AOL for that matter
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| BoctorBoda | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:22 Post #14 |
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Ugh I hate dying so early. At least I lived long enough to lynch one scum. Curtis claiming ELROND WHO SCANS WITH ELVEN EYES really fucked me up. I believed him because it was so similar to my Legolas flavor. Guess it was just a lucky guess! But basically Ari singlehandedly fucked this game over for the Town. I did call off his Army of the Dead attack on Curtis, but Curtis ended up killing SARUMAN for us anyway. Merc had Ari wrapped around his finger all game though "GUYS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING FAILTOWN FOR JUST ONE SECOND" - Ari on us trying to lynch the Don nuff said! |
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| General Bear Brigade | Sunday 19-12-2010, 20:35 Post #15 |
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Lol even I was trying to help FailGandalf kill DonMerc. |
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A STRONG HATER OF THE DUCK AND DOG COMBO!!!!!!! Michael- Ive Been hiding in the bushes watching everything. I see Boone get carried away. Michael- I pop out of the bushes. Sun Sayid. Im I glad to see you. Whats going on things are crazy. I got an idea. Im gonna be a spy and try to get Boone back on our side. How does that sound. Its dangerous but Ill do it. | |
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YAY good job Henry!
You're new and I wanted a quick win, and I was scared for Jango or Afro to get online and have them flip your vote.



3:07 PM Jul 11