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Topic Started: Tuesday 27-07-2010, 06:08 (251 Views)
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A man sits in plane seat, his hair is mat, it always was mat.

Woman: Do you need anything sir?

Man: Uh, no thanks. You?

The woman smiled and walked across the aisle to the next person.
Soon everyone was served and a voice rang throughout the plane.

Pilot?: We are experiencing some difficulties, please remain in your seats.

Man: Oh great, all I need, now I’m gonna be la…
*Boom!* *commercial!*


The Man looked around, he was on the ground and there were noises.

Man: What the?

He tried to get up, but failed to do so. And suddenly a man appeared and pulled something off his chest.

Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Are you ok?

Man: Uh, yeah, I think so, do you know where we are?

Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: No, sorry, I don't, can you move?

Man: I guess.

The man moved his legs, and moved his arm… arm?

Man: My arm, I think something is on it.

Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: No, it looks like it's broken, lets try to move you.

Man: Is it, night-time... already?

Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Yeah, it looks like you were out for quite a while, its lucky that Locke found you.

Man: Who?

Another man was next to him, he looked like some sort of a solider.

Locke (apparently): Lets get you up.

The two lifted the man and carried him back to the wreckage of the what appeared to be the plane.

Locke: Do you have a name?

Man: Uh, yeah sure. Its Mac, Malion Mac.

Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Well I’m Jack, nice to meet you.

It would seem that the plane had crashed, but Malion wasn’t sure anymore, it was a weird day indeed.

*commercial*

*wind noise*

Malion: Now class, what is this?

Class: A cow!

Malion: Very good, now what does the cow say?

Class: Mooooooo!

Malion: Very good, now class, recess time.

Class: Yay!!!!!!!!!!

The class clears and a young woman comes in.

Woman: Hey cutie.

Malion: Mary, I didn’t know you were coming, such a pleasant surprise.

Mary: Well, I never miss my finance’s first day back to work.

Malion: Aww, thanks sweetie, can you belive they gave me 16 kids already.

Mary: I do, you’re the best teacher in town.

*wind noise*

Some woman: Is he okay?

Jack: Hopefully, but his right arm looks pretty ruff.

Some big guy: Yeah dude, that’s not cool.

Jack: Clear a spot.

Jack and Locke lowered Malion onto the floor of the small tent.

Jack: Now let’s see that arm.

Jack studies the wound, and frowns.

Jack: I’m sorry, but with the medicine I have, there’s nothing I can do to save your arm.

Malion: What? What are you going to do then?

Jack: It looks like I’ll have to amputate.

*commercial*

That woman who was referred to as ‘Some Woman’: Is he going to be okay Jack?

Jack: Yes Kate, but his arm wont, I’ll have to remove it.

Kate: Oh no, that’s terrible.

Malion: I can hear you, you know!

Kate: Oh sorry.

Kate exited quickly. Jack walked over to Malion.

Malion: Oh well, just get it over.

Jack inserted a needle into Malion’s arm, Malion began to feel sleepy. He closed his eyes and began a dreamless rest.

He woke in a sweat, there was blood everywhere.

Malion: Get it over with dammit!!!

Jack: It Is over.

Malion looked at his right arm, which was just a bloody empty sleeve.

Jack: It was a huge success considering the conditions, now I want you to rest for a few days, it’s going to take awhile before that gash heals up.

*wind*

Mary: Are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna kiss me?

Malion: Oh sorry, thinking about something or another.

Malion leans over and kisses Mary on the lips. She laughs.

Malion: What’s so funny?

Mary: Nothing, I’m just glad you're back, now kiss me like a man.

Malion twitched and leaned forward.

Class: Oooooh!!

His class was standing in the doorway.

Malion: Heh, sorry about that Mary, I guess we can smooch latter like grown-ups do.

His class made various noises, but mostly of disgust.

Kid: Eww, kissy stuff.

Mary: Well bye Mr. Mac, I’ll see you later.

Malion: Ok Miss Retorian. Later it is then.

Mary smiled and walked slowly out of the room. Malion sighed deeply as his class sat on the floor.

Malion: Now where were we, oh yes. I’m going to tell you about the great white polar bear.

Kids: Oooooooooh!

Malion whispered quickly to himself as he picked up a book.

Malion: Man she was hot, I’m the luckiest man alive.

*LOST*
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*wind*

Malion begins to jog down the street, it has been a very hard day, but it was nice compared to his earlier days, he quickly grabbed a CD and put it in his CD player. It began to play.
Malion: Oh I love this song... Sit in your living room, distractions on Tea all gone and thinking of more things that you can say.
Soon his cell phone rang, and he was forced to pick it up after whoever didnt hang up.
Malion: Hello?
Phone: Mister Mac? Mister Malion Mac?
Malion: Yeah thats me.
Phone: We're calling about your wife.
Malion stopped still, holding the phone tightly.
Malion: What's wrong?
Phone: She has been detained.

Malion: What!?
Phone: Yes, Mrs. Alice Mac has been arested, over drunk driving.
Malion fell on the ground.
Malion: Oh, you scarred me, you mean my Ex. Wife.
*wind-comercial*

Malion sat up in the tent and looked over at his arm again, he touched it with his hand. It was just a small stump on his sholder with stitches at the bottom.

Malion: Man, I feel like a old rag doll.

Big guy: You look like one too.

Malion: Huh? Oh, hi... uh..?

Big guy: I'm just messing with ya dude, sorry about that.

Malion: Oh no, thats ok, you just caught me by suprise.

Big guy: What you didnt see me coming? You blind too now?

Malion laughed and shook his head.

Malion: Uh, no. Have we met?

Big guy: Well I did see you that one time, but no... I guess we havent. I'm Hurley.

Malion: Well hello there, uh... Hurley. The names Malion.

Hurley reached to shake hands, but quickly swiched hands after realizing.

Hurley: Reflex, sorry, good seeing ya Malion.

Malion: Yeah you too Hurley. Drop by anytime, I'll probably be here awhile.

Jack: Not too much longer, I think I can take the stiches out by tomorrow, then you'll be perfectly fine.

Malion: Hey thanks Jack, I havent even looked at the island yet, well.... except for that one night.

Hurley: Well I best be off, got things to d.... well, not really, but, uh.... see ya.

Hurley walked out of the tent and Jack sits next to Malion and takes out a bottle of water.

Jack: So, you're a dextrocardiac huh?

Malion: No.... wait, whats that again.

Jack: Your Heart, its on the right side, instead of the left.

Malion: Oh that, yeah, that's me, mister backwards.

Jack offered Malion water, which he drunk very quickly before handing it back.

Jack: So which hand are you?

Malion: What do you mean?

Jack: You hand, which is your writing hand?

Malion: Uh, obviously my left hand, now.

Jack smiled an awkward smile before re-stating himself.

Jack: I mean before this.

Malion: Oh, still Left.

Jack: Well thats good news, it will be much less dificult to adapt then.

Malion: Yeah I guess it will.

Jack: Well, I'd better be off, theres another paitent I need to look after.

Malion: Oh, well I'll be seeing you then.

Jack exited and Malion layed back down onto his mat.

Malion: That Jack is an awful conversationalist, but he sure can doctor... I mean... uh, heal?....man, I need a bigger vocabulary.

*comercial*

*wind*

Malion: Alice? Alice?

Alice was silent behind the glass, though her blonde hair was still oddly shimmering, like that had a salon in there or something.

Malion: Why are you in prision Alice? Again?

Alice did not speak but merely stared at Malion, seemingly peering into his soul.

Malion: Well, I invited Mary.

Alice banged her head on the metal table.

Malion: But... but! She stayed in the car.

Alice stopped banging her head and resumed her deep stare, not of anger or sadness, just a black stare.

Malion: At least say something.

Alice leaned toward the glass, motioning Malion to do the same.

Alice in whispers: Go to hell Malion, thats were the devil is, I think you two would get along. Go.... to.... hell.

Alice stood and walked back out of the room, followed by the gaurd.

*wind*

Malion began moving his legs, and his arm back and forth, he guessed that he should atleast exercise some before trying to walk around all disproportionate like he would have to.

Jack walked in as usual, carrying water.

Jack: Well its today.

Malion: Of course it is.

Jack: Well its the tomorrow of yesterday.

Malion: Huh? Wait... oh, you mean its "The day".

Jack: That I remove the stiches in your arm.

Malion (slighty sarcastic): Already, I didnt notice.

Jack sat on the floor next to Malion.

Jack: Now, I dont have any anesthesia, so this is gonna hurt a bit.

Malion: I can take it.

It took Jack close to an hour to remove the whole stiching, it wasnt as fast as Malion had expected as the thread kept breaking and knoting. Finally though....

Jack: There, done.

Malion: Wow really, thanks Doc, I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Jack: That really wont be neccisary, but I would suggest that you try not to work yourself too hard, and that you should take these pills when you feel pain in your arm.

Malion: Thanks a lot, I'll never forget this.

Jack: Hey, its my j... I'ts what I do.

Malion grabbed his bag that locke had found and began out of the tent and into the beautiful landscape.

Malion: Well....this is new. What to do now?

*LOST* *to be continued*
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