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| Christmas, EWO Style.; Livewire | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 26 2012, 01:49 AM (239 Views) | |
| tonyj777 | Dec 26 2012, 01:49 AM Post #1 |
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*The show comes back from commercial to show the annoucers table, all decorated in Christmas decorations.* A1: Hello folks and Happy Holidays once again! We're back on our special Christmas edition of Livewire! A2: Yes and apparently one superstar is obsessed with the holiday. A1: That's right! Earlier today, EWO's own FireHawk went out in the great city of Balitmore to do spread some of his Christmas Cheer. *The camera then cuts to a shot of a giant mall door, with people coming in and out. After a few seconds, FH pops into the scene, in his beanie, sunglasses, and a "Do You Like Stunners?" coat.* FH: Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanswa, Happy Hanukkah, Happy whatever the hell you celebrate. I'm here in front of the Langsberry Shopping Mall, to finish up my Christmas shopping, and to do other things. Why? Cause Christmas. *The camera then speeds up to show FH walking inside,looking around. It then cuts to FH arguing with a store clerk while holding Egg Nog.* FH: I'm telling you, it shouldn't cost 6 freaking bucks, for a gallon of Egg Nog!! Clerk: Sir, Egg Nog is only around one time during the year. Something so special should be worth it's weight in gold. *FH then stares at the clerk with the Egg Nog still in his hands. After a few seconds, FH flips off the clerk, and walks out the door with the Egg Nog in hand.* Clerk: Sir, Sir! Come back here! *The clerk turns her head.* Clerk: Security!! *The camera cuts back to following FH in a sped up manner, going through crowds off people once more. It then cuts to FH walking inside a Victoria's Secret.* FH: Excuse me miss? Excuse me miss! *A saleswoman then turns around, and gets a plesant smile on her face.* Saleswoman: Hello sir, how can I help you this fine holiday? FH: I need a present for this one person, and I want to see what you have for sale. Saleswoman: Well.... *The woman clicks her tongue, and then grabs a pare of purple panties, and shows it too FH.* Saleswoman: This is from our "Inner Beauty" collection, and goes for that certain something that people feel in the air. That feeling when you're all alone, and you- FH: Yea yea yea, cut the crap talk. How much? Saleswoman: $15. FH: Ok. Here. *FH gives the woman 15 dollars. The woman and FH then both go to checkout.* Saleswoman: Would you like this giftwrapped? FH: Yes please. Saleswoman: Ok, and who's it to? FH: $cott $torms. So he has something to get in a bunch when I come out. *The camera then speeds up again of him in the crowd. It then stops again when he's inside a Sears, inside the toys section.* FH: Remember folks, nothing says "I love you" like Giving your child a FireHawk action figure, with kung-fu grip and lines of dialouge! And nothing says "I wish you were an abortion" like giving your kid an ENW action figure, with such crappy choices as, Johnny Maverick, Bane, and DMEC, the newest addition to that Island of Misfit toys they call a wrestling promotion. *FH then picks up the Bane and Maverick action figures.* FH: Even the homeless doesn't want this crap! *FH throws them against a wall, as the camera speeds up again. It shows FH signing some autographs, before it cuts to FH running up to some random man.* FH: Hey man! You know what'll make the perfect holiday present!? Man: Ummm...what? FH: The brand new "Do You Like Stunners?" Coat! *FH pulls the hoodie from seemingly nowhere.* FH: Available now one EWOshop.com! *FH then throws the coat on the man, before running off again.* FH: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! *The camera speeds up once more, before cutting to FH, holding a caroling book, and wearing an old top hat, and a scarf. He's standing in a Quesebo, in front of a bunch of Carolers.* FH: *singing* You're a Mean one....Mr. Capone.....You're a nasty sack of crap! You're as cowardly as a pigeon and as talentless as Nick Cage, Mr. Caaapone! Carolers: You're the worst wrestler in the world.... FH and Carolers: If you dooon't count Pooooope!!!! *The camera then cuts to FH, who's back outside now.* FH: Well that was fun. Baltimore, I'll be on LiveWire later tonight, and you better believe me that I'm gonna be whooping some poor bastard's ass. Happy Holidays!! *The camera then cuts back to the annoucers as FH walks off screen.* A1: Well you heard the man! FireHawk will be in action later tonight! More Livewire, next! Edited by tonyj777, Dec 26 2012, 02:22 AM.
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