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Hellbender with a message for SK; 6/7/10 Monday Livewire
Topic Started: Jun 8 2010, 04:39 AM (149 Views)
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*An interviewer stands microphone in hand in front of the XH locker room door*

Interviewer: Here I am, hoping to get a statement from XH regarding their tag match tonight against SK. Let's see if we can get them out here.

A1: Knowing those guys they could either be warming up for their match or partying, neither would surprise me quite frankly.

A2: HEY don't judge Xtreme!!!

A1: Shut up!

*Interviewer knocks on the door. Hellbender immediately opens up the door and steps out*

Hellbender: Well if it isn't my favorite interviewer, vaj. How's it hangin'?

Interviewer: Vaj?

Hellbender: My God, does the Hellbender have to spell everything out for ya? YOU are a vagina. So I've taken to just shortening it up and calling you a vaj. It's short, sweet and to the point. Now what the Hell do you want?

Interviewer: Well I was just wondering if XH is ready for their tag match tonight? I mean SK has been around in EWO longer than both of you combined, and--

*Hellbender grabs the mic out of the interviewers hand, interrupting him*

Hellbender: --Is XH ready? Do you really need to ask that question, Vaj? XH was READY to light EWO up and make people take notice from the moment they joined the promotion. XH was READY to become the #1 Contenders for the vacated tag titles before they were even vacated. XH was READY for Nova's announcement about the Carpe Diem Tournament. XH was READY to come out and talk when we heard your dainty little knock on the door, and above AAAAAALL else, Vagina, XH is READY to kick RDK and Zac's asses all over this arena!!!!

*Crowd erupts into cheers*

Hellbender: Couch Queens, whether or not you want to accept it, you're about to face a team that's more Extreme, more charasmatic, and more determined than either of you will EVER be! So when you step between those ropes tonight, YOU'D better both be READY to face the music and do what you do best, and that's lay on your backs for the 1... 2... 3...

*Hellbender turns his back to the camera, tossing the microphone over his left shoulder, then raises his fists high above his head, crossing them in the form of an X*

*crowd keeps cheering as Hellbender goes back into the locker room slamming the door shut behind him*

Interviewer: Well there you have it folks, XH is apparently... ready, for their match with RDK and Zac tonight. It happens tonight and it happens live!

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