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Waiting for XH
Topic Started: Jun 2 2010, 07:41 PM (144 Views)
Hellbender
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*It's about ten minutes into the 6/3/10 Thursday Night Overdrive broadcast.*

Interviewer: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing outside of XH's locker room. I was told earlier in the day I'd get a chance to talk to either Hellbender or Xtreme for a moment. Let's see if either of them are available.

*Knocks on door. Silence.*

Interviewer: Well... I guess we'll try one more time folks.

*Goes to knock on the door again, but before his fist can connect with the door, it swings open, Hellbender's hand snaps out in a blur, catching the interviewer's hand in mid knock by the wrist*

*crowd cheers*

Hellbender: What do you need little man?

Interviewer: Sorry to bother you Hellbender, I was just wondering if I could get a word with you or Xtreme before your matches tonight.

Hellbender: Well Xtreme's busy with Ms. Mindy at the moment.

Interviewer: Busy doing what?

Hellbender: Just what in the HELL do you think I mean when I say a man's "busy" with a woman? You know what, nevermind, you've probably never made it past second base. Actually, come to think of it, you've probably never even been up to bat yet, so nevermind, don't answer that!

*Interviewer gets red with embarrassment*

Interviewer: Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about your matches tonight. You and Extreme are both scheduled for two matches tonight. Do you think both of you have the endurance to compete in a four way ladder match for the tag contendership, AND still have enough fight in you to go toe to toe with two of EWO's toughest in ring competitors?

Hellbender: (mocking the interviewer's fragile voice) "Do you think you have enough fight in you?"

*Hellbender raises his hand as if to back hand the interviewer. The interviewer cowers in fear. Hellbender laughs and then lowers his hand*

Hellbender: Relax you little Vagina, Hellbender's not gonna hurt you. But in answer to your question, Hell Yes!! Going two matches in one night is NOTHING for guys like X and myself. We came to EWO because this is the ring of opportunity. And if we have to wrestle multiple matches in one night to get what we want here in EWO, then that's what we're going to do!! Do you feel that?

*Interviewer looks around confused*

Interviewer: Ummm... Feel What?

*Hellbender smacks the back of the interviewer's head hard*

Interviewer: OOOW!

Hellbender: The winds of change. You see Mr. Vagina, there's change going on here in EWO. This is going to be the year of XH. Hellbender and Xtreme, The Extreme Hellbenders!! We're hungry, and we're gonna get exactly what we want. And NOBODY... nobody, is going to get in our way!! Now GIVE me that mic!

*Hellbender snatches the microphone out of the interviewers hand. He shoves the interviewer out of the camera's view and leans in close to the camera.*

Not once but TWICE tonight... There's gonna be hell to pay!!

*Hellbender turns his back to the camera and tosses the microphone over his left shoulder. He walks back into the locker room, slamming the door shut behind him. The interviewer comes back into the camera's view, bending over to pick the microphone off the ground.*

Interviewer: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Hellbender and Xtreme to compete in a four way ladder match for the tag contendership, and then later on in the evening, Xtreme faces off against his mentor Chris, in a match to determine the #1 contender for the Heavyweight Championship, while Hellbender will face current EWO Champion Zac in a non title match! Don't you dare miss a single moment of this edition of Thursday Night Overdrive!!
Edited by Hellbender, Jun 2 2010, 07:48 PM.
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