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5 Rediculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam; Cracked article
Topic Started: Dec 23 2010, 12:27 AM (376 Views)
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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My friend introduced me to this humor site a few year back. It has some quality material.

They recently posted this article, two days ago, and I was just wondering what you guys think of it:

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At one point it states how Muhammed actually ordered his fighters to not harm women or children during his conquests, which surprises me, if it is actually true.

Discuss!
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Link missing??? Was that the time he was short of women and children to abuse???
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Sir W.Churchill
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Hmm.. the link should work, it's working for me. If not simply type "Cracked (And the title of thread)" into google.
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666paul
Dec 23 2010, 12:34 AM
Link missing??? Was that the time he was short of women and children to abuse???
The link Is there mate click where it says LINK :D
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But actually...

It's all rubbish

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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Dec 23 2010, 12:27 AM
My friend introduced me to this humor site a few year back. It has some quality material.

They recently posted this article, two days ago, and I was just wondering what you guys think of it:

LINK

At one point it states how Muhammed actually ordered his fighters to not harm women or children during his conquests, which surprises me, if it is actually true.

Discuss!
how about your views first

discuss indeed :ermm:


why were you told it was a humour site
discuss!
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I feel sick just reading that. scroll down it shows placards saying "thank god for 9/11" If thats humour ten I clearly have no sense of humour.
Al Ma'ida 5: 101 "O ye who believe! ask not questions about things which if made plain to you may cause you trouble. But if ye ask about things when the Qur'an is being revealed they will be made plain to you:

CHANGE OF PLAN, QUESTION EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING THE QUR'AN SAYS, LEARN THE TRUTH, REALISE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND IDEOLOGY AND THEN....LEAVE ISLAM!!

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Evertonpaul: yes- thought there should have been some sort of address following the word LINK. My mistake. : ]
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Sir W.Churchill
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Dec 23 2010, 12:44 AM
I feel sick just reading that. scroll down it shows placards saying "thank god for 9/11" If thats humour ten I clearly have no sense of humour.
That's not even Muslims you fool. It's those Kansas hatemongers who protest at soldier's funerals, as an EXAMPLE. And I didn't say that THIS article is funny, the OTHERS are. I posted this because, you know, this forum is ALL ABOUT ISLAM.

At the demos you people are legends but you forum dwellers seem very stuck up and poncey. And that's not trolling it's opinion, don't ban me for it this time.
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:taqiyya:
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666paul
Dec 23 2010, 12:51 AM
Evertonpaul: yes- thought there should have been some sort of address following the word LINK. My mistake. : ]
I fell for It too but managed to work it out after a couple of mins I guess all pauls must be a little slow mate. ;)
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Dec 23 2010, 12:55 AM
1TrueEnglishMan
Dec 23 2010, 12:44 AM
I feel sick just reading that. scroll down it shows placards saying "thank god for 9/11" If thats humour ten I clearly have no sense of humour.
That's not even Muslims you fool. It's those Kansas hatemongers who protest at soldier's funerals, as an EXAMPLE. And I didn't say that THIS article is funny, the OTHERS are. I posted this because, you know, this forum is ALL ABOUT ISLAM.

At the demos you people are legends but you forum dwellers seem very stuck up and poncey. And that's not trolling it's opinion, don't ban me for it this time.

Who were you and why were you banned last time?
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Not another one?
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Dec 23 2010, 12:55 AM
1TrueEnglishMan
Dec 23 2010, 12:44 AM
I feel sick just reading that. scroll down it shows placards saying "thank god for 9/11" If thats humour ten I clearly have no sense of humour.
That's not even Muslims you fool.
Don't call people fools. We all try to be polite on this forum and you should be too.
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Dec 23 2010, 01:20 AM
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Dec 23 2010, 12:55 AM
1TrueEnglishMan
Dec 23 2010, 12:44 AM
I feel sick just reading that. scroll down it shows placards saying "thank god for 9/11" If thats humour ten I clearly have no sense of humour.
That's not even Muslims you fool. It's those Kansas hatemongers who protest at soldier's funerals, as an EXAMPLE. And I didn't say that THIS article is funny, the OTHERS are. I posted this because, you know, this forum is ALL ABOUT ISLAM.

At the demos you people are legends but you forum dwellers seem very stuck up and poncey. And that's not trolling it's opinion, don't ban me for it this time.

Who were you and why were you banned last time?
The fact is, I'm an ordinary working class Englishman who agrees with everything the EDL stand for. I support it 100%, and think everyone in the country should, before we are living in an Islamic state.

And who's the joker who put "Gay/Jewish Division" under my username? I don't have problems with either one, but that's not who I am.
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Dec 23 2010, 01:31 AM
Ruby
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Dec 23 2010, 12:55 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deepdon't ban me for it this time.

Who were you and why were you banned last time?
The fact is, I'm an ordinary working class Englishman who agrees with everything the EDL stand for. I support it 100%, and think everyone in the country should, before we are living in an Islamic state.

And who's the joker who put "Gay/Jewish Division" under my username? I don't have problems with either one, but that's not who I am.

Here's the question again: Who were you and why were you banned last time?
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Don't harm the war booty chaps!! :D
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The thick prick gave himself away saying he's been banned before, then threw

his dummy out when he was asked about it, what a prize knobhead. :D :D
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Always glad to see a moron re-appear and get sectioned again. I decided to step back, get on with something useful, and see how long it was before someone else had enough of the turd.
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He certainly was a bell end Ruby. :D
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He thought he was amongst the `Elite` while in here. ;)
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As a regular reader of Cracked I'd like to point out you should never beleive what they write as it's all just dodgy souces and mis interpretated bullsh1t.
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Dec 23 2010, 01:46 AM
He thought he was amongst the `Elite` while in here. ;)

Very good. :D

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Dec 23 2010, 01:46 AM
He thought he was amongst the `Elite` while in here. ;)
As I most certainly am.

It's me again, Purple Monkey.

I'm sorry for any offense I caused to you all. As you can see I can still access the forum via a proxy, but I would really appreciate an unban for practical purposes. Once again I'm sorry, every now and then I get wound up and act like a nonce, but that won't be happening any more. There are more important issues in our country right now, as you all know.

NO SURRENDER.
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The article is just Taqqiyah.

It doesnt change the fact that parts of my city now look like somewhere in Arabia when 30 years ago they didn't.Fact.

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Dec 23 2010, 01:46 AM
He thought he was amongst the `Elite` while in here. ;)
As I most certainly am.

It's me again, Purple Monkey.

I'm sorry for any offense I caused to you all. As you can see I can still access the forum via a proxy, but I would really appreciate an unban for practical purposes. Once again I'm sorry, every now and then I get wound up and act like a nonce, but that won't be happening any more. There are more important issues in our country right now, as you all know.

NO SURRENDER.
How does this happen?
You desperately tragic piece of sh1t.
By the way, your wife is sucking me off while I type this, so sorry for any tpygparpical esrrrsos
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Dec 23 2010, 04:36 AM
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Dec 23 2010, 04:20 AM
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Dec 23 2010, 01:46 AM
He thought he was amongst the `Elite` while in here. ;)
As I most certainly am.

It's me again, Purple Monkey.

I'm sorry for any offense I caused to you all. As you can see I can still access the forum via a proxy, but I would really appreciate an unban for practical purposes. Once again I'm sorry, every now and then I get wound up and act like a nonce, but that won't be happening any more. There are more important issues in our country right now, as you all know.

NO SURRENDER.
How does this happen?
You desperately tragic piece of sh1t.
By the way, your wife is sucking me off while I type this, so sorry for any tpygparpical esrrrsos
well she better be quick cause i booked her from 4 a.m. and she aint here yet. me and my dogs are gonna spit roast her AGAIN.
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Elgreco shouldn't you be cleaning my sh1t out of your mother's teeth you horrible cretin? Go fcuk your dead Grandad's eye socket you fcuking vermin.

And to the guy above: you just admitted you engage in sexual activity with your dogs. Throw them in the river, end their misery, then end your wretched life by hanging. Quickly.
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Purple monkey; there are indeed more important issues at stake for the saving of our country, if you are indeed genuine then do some constructive posting/donating/demonstrating become one with us to destroy the power of islam to destroy our country.
Islam is the enemy not each other!
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Dec 23 2010, 07:33 PM
Purple monkey; there are indeed more important issues at stake for the saving of our country, if you are indeed genuine then do some constructive posting/donating/demonstrating become one with us to destroy the power of islam to destroy our country.
Islam is the enemy not each other!
I've done all bar donate, which I will most def do once the cash starts flowing in.

God bless the EDL.
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