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Sudan Man Forced to Marry a Goat!
Topic Started: Dec 19 2010, 05:28 PM (217 Views)
General Pershing
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

An old story but still absolutely mind boggling!

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
Edited by General Pershing, Dec 19 2010, 05:29 PM.
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i hope they will both be very happy together :sheepshagger:
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They've goat to be :)
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General Pershing
Dec 19 2010, 05:31 PM
They've goat to be :)
get your coat :D :D
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I find it amusing that anyone would want to shag a goat let alone be married to one.
Each to thier own but dosnt this go against animal crulty somewhere?
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Really had a laugh when I saw that on tv. Still makes me laugh. Must go to Off Topic and start an Islamic joke thread just for some Christmas cheer... : )
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hope the goat takes him for everything in a divorce .
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If you said they were having children, would you be 'kidding'?
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Dec 19 2010, 06:54 PM
If you said they were having children, would you be 'kidding'?
:D :D :D
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It was probably better looking, less hirsute, and better fragranced that his other three wives. :D

Puts a whole new perspective on Billy the Kid though.
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A few year later, no 'kidding' lol..... the've made babies together!! That poor goat looks positively distraught!!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo.
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