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| The best piece of fiction yet from hope not hate; Agatha Christie aka Mary Westmacott would be proud | |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 10:31 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.hopenothate.org.uk/blog/article/1059/A-view-from-Nuneaton
The way this is written has gripped me, I want to carry this great piece of cheap novel writting fiction on: "I got back from the demo, scared and hurt from the EDLs hatred. My boyfirend grabed me knowing I had terror in my eyes, he knew the nartzies from the EDL had taken my mind. We cuddled, with him gently stroking my beard. I cried knowing that death was nearly upon me this day" If you're goig to talk sh1t Nick and the rest of the 'Hope we get more than 8 team' please make it sound realistic instead of sounding like a cheap romantic novel. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:03 PM Post #2 |
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"A night of passion ensued that can only be experienced by those that have conquered fear and lived through the terror of facing down a band of hate filled fascists. Over a breakfast of lentil yoghurt and tree bark we gazed into each others eyes, his with the small scar over the left from his tumble from his tricycle last year that beguiles me so and weakens my knees. 'Giggletiggle' he said with that soft lisp that first captured my heart, 'Giggletiggle, we shall make a pact, a pact to fight the fascist EDL wherever they appear, forever'. 'Bloody hell' I thought 'I hope he's kidding, I sh1t myself yesterday and they were 100 yards away', but I couldn't bring myself to say it. As crazy as my lovebunny is I fear my destiny is forever entwined with his. 'OK' I said, barely daring to believe I had said the word, from that moment I knew my fate was sealed . . . I was doomed" |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:08 PM Post #3 |
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Yep. When facts fail, use stereotypes. When the facts contradict the stereotypes, resort to breathless fiction. I've read romance novels that were better written. Whatever happened to the hard left who were going to smash the EDL? They "try to look fearless", then rush home to write romantic fiction ![]() The photos of the non-white people from the Nuneaton demo and the looks of calm/pleasure on their faces must surely make Lowles wonder if backing the islamo-fascists and the UAF was really the right decision. If Searchlight had not immediately deleted information about Choudary's next islamic terrorist conference, then Searchlight might have been forgiven their quarter of a century in which they have pretended the islamic fascist party did not exist. But they are just demonstrating what political dinosaurs they are. They are racists who don't even give muslims the respect of taking them seriously! People like HNH NEED a far-right fascism to exist to justify their salaries. What they cannot face is the idea that this far-right fascism is actually be propounded by (mostly) dark-skinned muslims. It is their very own racial prejudice that has stopped them from facing the true fascist threat. They are anti-white racists who believe that only white people can be fascists. |
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| BANBURY EDL | Nov 28 2010, 11:10 PM Post #4 |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:12 PM Post #5 |
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Hope not hate and Nick need the groups like the EDL to justify their existance. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:15 PM Post #6 |
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That's piss-funny. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:17 PM Post #7 |
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and freshly squeezed grass and papaya smoothies. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:18 PM Post #8 |
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'we woke still in each others sh1t, he looked at me wondering where his next fix would come from. The squat was still fresh from the fresh smell of crack, "if only we could have defeted the EDL" I thought to myself as he injected another hit of the love cancer. We tried to use his wap to read up about the EDLs demo the day before, but realised we had no credit, so we stayed in the sh1t like the cnuts we are. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:18 PM Post #9 |
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Part 3: The word shook me to the core. Doomed indeed. Doomed forever to face all of those big, butch EDL men with their brave hearts beating beneath muscular chests that no student has ever witnessed and lived to tell the tale. I feel the day draws nigh when, in close quarter battle, I'll be swept off my feet by a truly butch member of the EDL fighting elite. His heart will beat against mine and mine against his in unison. His breath upon my neck is all I need to submit to my fate. It's at this point when I lose all self control and............ |
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| Rule Britannia | Nov 28 2010, 11:20 PM Post #10 |
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You both should write comedy for a living
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:26 PM Post #11 |
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It's at this point when I lose all self control and............ . . . . and what Christine ? |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:26 PM Post #12 |
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.... decide, enough of this foolishness. I must forever forsake my carnal desires for 'a bit of rough'. I must return to my roots and essay something of worth. That's it.... I shall send £50 to the 'Observer' and adopt a baby whale. Three months later Christ, them baby whales don't half grow fast. Good job, I never use the shower. I'm beginning to wish I'd gone off with the knuckle-draggers now, to be honest...... |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:28 PM Post #13 |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:30 PM Post #14 |
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This who Nick Lowles really is: |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:36 PM Post #15 |
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I have a tear in my eye because of this love story I read unfolding before me. |
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| roger_bates | Nov 28 2010, 11:40 PM Post #16 |
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lol great stuff
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:41 PM Post #17 |
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I like the tsunami bit..... must say Malatesta eat your heart out kidda there's a new sheriff in town |
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| The Swine | Nov 28 2010, 11:44 PM Post #18 |
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It makes Nuneaton Anti Fascist Action sound like the conscripts in the Last Samurai.In a way I feel sorry for them as they got talked into protesting by Lowles and his cronies and were clearly not up to the job,mainly due to having no experience of being in a noisy environment.Most football firms are brilliant at the art of intimidation using the voice and it can really switch the adrenaline on in those who aren't used to it.But despite that it dosen't mean the EDL are a bunch of killers who want to tear apart everyone who disagrees with them.The EDL understands violence so it dosen't do such things as throw heavy objects off roofs because it knows someone might be killed.Perhaps NAFA would do well to join the EDL and learn how to do the job properly as Lowles is a lousy teacher who dosen't know how to prepare his troops. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:44 PM Post #19 |
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PMSL
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| Night_Crawler | Nov 28 2010, 11:48 PM Post #20 |
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I had to stop reading in case i die of laughter. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:50 PM Post #21 |
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lowles is VERY VERY fast becoming a laughing stock,even amongst his own. long may it continue. the thing is...everyone knows its not true! wtf is he achieving apart from making himself look an even bigger twat. PMSL. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:51 PM Post #22 |
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Ah Malatesta, the individual who loves putting in his/hers/its write ups about how the EDL etc spends more time reading indymedia and other left-wing sh1te than 'their own' forums, but forgets he/she'it has come to this conclusion because he/she/it reads our forums more than he/she/it does his own side. Someone on the left-wing urban75 forums said malteser is a small round chocolate ball without milk, sorry I mean a general without an army. In my opinion I think he's a cnut without a cnut (did I mention the word cnut at all?) |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:55 PM Post #23 |
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So, who's has the next chapter??? |
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:55 PM Post #24 |
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What a load of crap. This is what he should have wrote. As the EDL approached we all began to get really hot and sweaty as we were all standing together but when the marchers moved quickly towards us the smell of all our B O became intoxicating. I was scared not just for my poor hygiene but for the poor hygiene of my friends and the impact on the town. They moved like a running bath with both taps turned on full blast, pushing police officers further towards us. I stood watching, shaking and trying to keep a fearless face. A bottle of foam bath hit the floor next to me. It fizzed and exploded with an aromatic lather hitting my face. Then a bar of Fairy soap landed on my right, there was a scream which I literally couldn’t tell whether it was me or the bottle of Imperial leather exploding. Shifting diagonally away from the cleansing products, a fellow protester covered it with his old tattered jumper and ran. I looked up and thanked God that I was still a dirty smelly UAF bastard.
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| Deleted User | Nov 28 2010, 11:58 PM Post #25 |
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It's the way Malatesta writes his drivel then adds there is no copyright so people can distribute it if they 'want to' which makes me laugh mate. In other words please, please copy and paste this everywhere and anywhere I want people to think I'm popular
that just killed me mate well in
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:00 AM Post #26 |
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| 1875england1875 | Nov 29 2010, 12:00 AM Post #27 |
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hahaah thats hilarious. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:03 AM Post #28 |
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The funniest thing of all is that toss-pot will be reading this. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:14 AM Post #29 |
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And so will Malteser, hello Nick and Malteser, I'm sure UKfightback/bnpinfo/ the 768594874 million other youtube accounts the cnut has will be reading this to. HELLO wankers. P.S. Yes I'm acting like a child but at least I'm not talking sh1te, unlike you Nick and the rest of you left-wing cnuts (have I mentioned the word cnut yet?) |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:16 AM Post #30 |
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......Presently, I calmed myself and put away all thoughts of outlaw motorbike gangs "pulling a train" on me, to use the vernacular. I returned to the 'pied a terre' which I share with Weyman. On the way, I chanced upon an all-night petrol station and, with thoughts of restoring our relationship I purchased a small love-token. The range was limited, as is often the case in such establishments but after much consideration, I settled on a confection known as a Giant Quality Street. On my return, I found Weyman in somnolent mode on the sofa, with the remains of what can only be described as 'a kebab' on his chest. Not wishing to disturb his dreams of world domination and candy-floss, I gave him a peck on the cheek, before slipping the Big Purple One twixt his parted lips......... |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:18 AM Post #31 |
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The only red I have ever seen who has come even close to attempting to explain the EDL was one called Durutti02 who was on Indymedia. When he tried to explain they all shouted him down and some accused him of being a troll, but he came the closest and you could tell he was a proper red, not one of those middle class types playing at it |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:23 AM Post #32 |
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But my troubles weren't over, as reassured as I was by my UAF fellow protester having thrown is raggy jumper over the offending cleaaning product, unfortunately he raised his arms to do it. I nearly passed out, but luckily I only vomited over my neighbour who smiled sweetly and said "It's ok I've already had this shirt on for ten days, so only a week to go with it now, it'll keep". "That's what I love about the UAF, the solidarity and camaraderie" I thought to myself as he then turned and said "fcuk this for a game of soldiers, I'm off" over his shoulder and sprinted away. At which point I realised the fascists were moving down the street towards us and there were only a handful of police in front of them, The noise was horrible, they were singing and chanting and with such gusto that I quite forgot my manners and soiled myself. "Damn" I thought "I'll have to buy some new underwear in a few days when I get my dole cheque". Still, they've done me well, 3 years out of a pair of shreddies and only six washes. . . not bad ! |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:23 AM Post #33 |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:23 AM Post #34 |
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I enjoyed that HnH are a laughing stock and Lowels is a joke with a punchline. We run them out of every town we visit.We beat them on public support, on numbers, physicaly, on courage and even moblisation...
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:26 AM Post #35 |
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Yes pal, he posted a good lot on urban75 about the EDL and got slated for it by some but a good few agreed with him (believe it or not there are some ok people who post on U75) He is a well know shop steward and well respected but the far left cnuts on indymedia wouldn't accept what he was talking even though he was on the ball in my opinion. A 'loyalist street army' is what he described us as amongst other things and I believe this to be a true discription. Or as I see it a majority working-class patriotic/loyalist people who are fcukin' pissed off with the way things are going and want and will take action for a change. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:26 AM Post #36 |
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"they were singing and chanting and with such gusto that I quite forgot my manners and soiled myself. " just pissed myself with laughter
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:29 AM Post #37 |
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Me too. In fact, very nearly soiled myself.
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:33 AM Post #38 |
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Agree 100% mate. I think Durutti02 knew the people he found himself with were the very people he should be opposing, but proper reds like him have nowhere to go now, like everything else the middle classes have monopolised everything, even the far left. He stuck in my mind because like I say he came the closest anyone on the left has ever come. Shame we couldn't get him on here tbh |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:34 AM Post #39 |
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"fcuk this for a game of soldiers, I'm off." Interestingly enough, this was the regimental motto of Lowles's grandfather's regiment, The King's Own Lily-livered Deserters. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:36 AM Post #40 |
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Interestingly enough, this was the regimental motto of Lowles's grandfather's regiment, The King's Own Lily-livered Deserters Rolling on the sofa in Addis
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| a fresh start | Nov 29 2010, 12:39 AM Post #41 |
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funny funny sh1t |
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| scotsguy | Nov 29 2010, 12:41 AM Post #42 |
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Christine PatriotNov 28 2010, 11:55 PM So, who's has the next chapter???..... as we awoke from a crack enduced sleep!,i felt my anus was wet!,reaching round,weyman said my piles were protruding like free range duck eggs!..... what happened last night i asked weyman!,well came the reply,martin wanted to sample the delights of his new found friend,a great dane,by the name of geert wilders!... nick was sitting in the corner giving head to billy bragg!,and you asked me to "do your dung pump...good and proper", i, offcourse obliged,but as i have such a small appendage!,i had to use my copy of "how to be a lying communist" to give you full satisfaction. your arse my dear...quite frankly smells of honey juice!,and that,gives me an immense appetite!.... £15,000 pounds will buy us a lot of pizzas!.... |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:44 AM Post #43 |
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I think you've just come up with the title for Nick's next novel. Seriously, my cat just walked across my keyboard and typed some more plausible sh1t than you find on that website. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:44 AM Post #44 |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 12:54 AM Post #45 |
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I'd forgotten about that sorry bunch calling themselves NAFA, having their meetings with Generalissimo Lowles in the Khalifa Centre in Nuneaton. Does anyone have any leaflets about this meeting in the Khalifa Centre? I'd like to see them scanned to make sure when HNH goes down in flames history will show they were allied with the fascist caliphate. The sound from the start of the Preston video was really impressive. The funny thing for me as someone who's only attended 1 football match in my adult life (and who didn't realise they'd changed over at half time), is that I walk through the crowds of EDL outside pubs and thronging inside the pubs without a flicker of fear. And I don't wear any EDL gear, and TBH I don't look the part. But I know who I'm dealing with, and I know they are far and away good people. |
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| prestonfootpatrol | Nov 29 2010, 08:33 AM Post #46 |
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We don't need preparing mate. Were ready to fight for our country anytime. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 29 2010, 09:00 AM Post #47 |
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Interestingly enough, this was the regimental motto of Lowles's grandfather's regiment, The King's Own Lily-livered Deserters he met jack straws old man at the regiment reunion |
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