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Muslims must force infidels to step into road; ..on Panorama
Topic Started: Nov 23 2010, 01:05 PM (1,418 Views)
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Did anybody else notice the bit on Panorama last night where 'British' Muslims are being told that they must force 'kuffars' (that's ordinary British people) to step aside when they meet them on the pavement?

I wonder what can be done about this.



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I saw this....

I thought of all the times I've been in a rush and moved around everyone, they must have thought in their tiny minds that they've won a little battle haha

Now i'll make sure i set out earlier so I can get in their way :D
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I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
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its not goin to happen in this town.
when im out with me bouncy black dog ive noticed they
jump out the way like gnats.
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Bacon waist coats is the way forward.
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HoopsOfEssex
Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
:D :D
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''Sahih Muslim HadithHadith 5389 Narrated byAbuHurayrah
Allah's Messenger (peace be upon him) said: Do not greet the Jews and the Christians before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads force him to go to the narrowest part of it.''

It's not actually mentioned in the koran, surprising really considering the general hostility towards Christians, but here it is from the hadith. The 'sahih muslim hadith' are taken as quite authoritative and authentic, many hadith are not so.
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I shall be standing in their way, so they can go around me (that's quite a trip nowadays). :D
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:D :D
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i do what iv always done
as a gentle man i will step out of the way for a lady and when it come to the men all you need to do is one simple thing
look at them, if they look like there all high and mighty i just tense my should a little and allow them to walk straight in to it,
if the look like genuine again i step out of the way.
"This is a sad day for all of us, and to none is it sadder than to me. Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have believed in during my public life, has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: That is, to devote what strength and powers I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have to sacrifice so much"
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I might in future walk with a pork sausage held aloft like a light saber ( not the trouser kind ) and see who moves first!!!!!!!
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Yes,I noticed that comment on the programme! They come here,make their own no-go areas for non-muslims,abuse our hospitality and then teach their kids this?! The headbutt sounds the best idea to me too!
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Nov 23 2010, 01:16 PM
I might in future walk with a pork sausage held aloft like a light saber ( not the trouser kind ) and see who moves first!!!!!!!
Lmao!!! I like :D
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HoopsOfEssex
Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
Ahh, you cannot beat the good ole 'Glasgow Kiss' to stir the cockles of one's heart, and bring a misty sensation to the eyes....

:)
Blistering Barnacles!
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True PJS but this is the Essex kiss, almost the same but instead of nicking their wallet I just smile lol!
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Nov 23 2010, 01:33 PM
True PJS but this is the Essex kiss, almost the same but instead of nicking their wallet I just smile lol!
hahahahahah i like lol :D
"This is a sad day for all of us, and to none is it sadder than to me. Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have believed in during my public life, has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: That is, to devote what strength and powers I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have to sacrifice so much"
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Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
yip the good old glasgow kiss usally does the trick.
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its funny you bring this up, i think im not alone in saying ive seen this happening for years but up till ill you mentioned it ive always just moved out of politeness and a sence of common decency. and the fact that it is nearly all groups of women who do this. and where i come from you move out the way for women, (and hold doors open for them)

i wonder the reaction i would get if i strapped a mock up of a bomb to my chest and just as im barging through, shouted die infidel as i open up my jacket reveling the fake bomb. bet they would soon move then.

but your right a head butt is a lot less preparation.
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The link with Nazism is rearing it´s ugly head again. This was exactly the same policy the Nazis put into play after the conquest of Poland with the jews.

I will not move out of the way of an Islamic unless it is out of common courtesy, and I employ that with everybody.
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Looks like i'll be bumping into a lot of fools.
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HoopsOfEssex
Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
pmsl, usually solves the matter lol
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PROBLEM SOLVED! :)


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I have to use an electric scooter when I go to town for a beer or shopping, but I have learned never
to go on Wednesdays, as its the day we get a couple of coaches full of muslim women and their kids,
where other people will walk round me or I stop and let people past, these ingrates will bang into me
and once tried to push my scooter with me in it out of the way, I won't repeat what my wife said to them,
suffice to say they have no manners whatsoever, and have no place in our society! Wodin.
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Nov 23 2010, 02:04 PM
PROBLEM SOLVED! :)


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PROBLEM SOLVED! :)


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Hahaha I'm buying a pig
"This is a sad day for all of us, and to none is it sadder than to me. Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have believed in during my public life, has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: That is, to devote what strength and powers I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have to sacrifice so much"
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They keep losing this 'battle' to my king staff though.
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HoopsOfEssex
Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
I always find a simple headbutt answers that!
good idea hoops :D
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I got a big alsation :D. People crap themselves when they see him. lol lol.
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Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
its not goin to happen in this town.
when im out with me bouncy black dog ive noticed they
jump out the way like gnats.
Same here ;)

My big black bouncy dog has the same effect and more ...I see these so called tough smelly goats cringe and almost crap themselves when they see him, they are sort of stunned just for a sec and look around and take a route away from our direction constantly watching just incase he comes a running after them ;) :D ........ Makes My Day

Top of the christmas list this year ! A big Black Bouncy Dog
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Nov 23 2010, 01:21 PM
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Nov 23 2010, 01:16 PM
I might in future walk with a pork sausage held aloft like a light saber ( not the trouser kind ) and see who moves first!!!!!!!
Lmao!!! I like :D
A big black dog with sausage earrings and a bacon waistcoat then. The plan is coming together, thanks to this forum.
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I think this topic has gone a little of course
"This is a sad day for all of us, and to none is it sadder than to me. Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have believed in during my public life, has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: That is, to devote what strength and powers I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have to sacrifice so much"
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A slap to the bollocks goes unseen. but the result is there for all to see.
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I usually move for politeness sake but that this is construed as subservience by Muslims, well from now all the fcukers will move out of my way.

I used to put it down to cultural ignorance?

Fcuken widos.
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If they are women, or an older bloke, or fella with kids, I always step aside, smile and say hello. It's nice too when 90% of the time they smile and say hello back.

Now if it's a group of lads, I just walk right through them, respectfully of course. Maybe twist, so I don't purposfully bang into them, but always stay on the same course. Nearly had to fight a few times when they've started bouncing about shouting at me. But I found that if you don't hesitate, and head straight back towards them with a steely look and say "come on then fellas, lets dance", at least one of them will always say "Abdul come on innit, it not worth it innit, the gori a looney innit!" and drag the gobby one away.

Thats happened numerous times over the years, I always used to just cross the road if I seen a gang of em until one day they crossed over too, just to antagonise me, so feck em! They wanna dance, I can tango wi the best of em!
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"I always used to just cross the road if I seen a gang of em until one day they crossed over too."

Funny that, because I usually do the opposite, I cross over to their side . .
I am not a brawler or someone that looks to have a fight, so I don't really know why I do it but I just can't resist it . . adrenaline I suppose.

A bit sad really for someone of my age (50) to be doing that . . :) but I really think it is to do with adrenaline.
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Nov 23 2010, 05:09 PM
"I always used to just cross the road if I seen a gang of em until one day they crossed over too."

Funny that, because I usually do the opposite, I cross over to their side . .
I am not a brawler or someone that looks to have a fight, so I don't really know why I do it but I just can't resist it . . adrenaline I suppose.
:D :D :D :D
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Nov 23 2010, 05:09 PM
"I always used to just cross the road if I seen a gang of em until one day they crossed over too."

Funny that, because I usually do the opposite, I cross over to their side . .
I am not a brawler or someone that looks to have a fight, so I don't really know why I do it but I just can't resist it . . adrenaline I suppose.

A bit sad really for someone of my age (50) to be doing that . . :) but I really think it is to do with adrenaline.
What you mean someone of you age ? Your only half way there yet my friend
"This is a sad day for all of us, and to none is it sadder than to me. Everything that I have worked for, everything that I have believed in during my public life, has crashed into ruins. There is only one thing left for me to do: That is, to devote what strength and powers I have to forwarding the victory of the cause for which we have to sacrifice so much"
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PROBLEM SOLVED! :)


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Made a lot of scenes to me, i will never step out of the way again!

My husband is 6ft 4 and always ends up shouting at these people "Are You telling me you cant fcuking see me?" its a lot clearer now!
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Nov 23 2010, 01:05 PM
Did anybody else notice the bit on Panorama last night where 'British' Muslims are being told that they must force 'kuffars' (that's ordinary British people) to step aside when they meet them on the pavement?

I wonder what can be done about this.



I'm 6ft 8" and about 21 stone, hope they have life/medical insurance :D :D :D
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It's the general problem of Muslim supremacism.

To Muslims, all relationships are of dominance/submission.
The natural order of things ordained by Allah is that Muslims must dominate infidels and extort protection money (jizya) under the system of dhimmitude. Any society where infidels are equal to Muslims, or even worse where they have authority over Muslims, is an insult and dishonor to both the Muslims and to Allah himself.

Consequently, Muslims are perpetually seeking to redress the balance by humiliating or defeating the infidels, often in the most petty and repulsive ways, eg spitting at unaccompanied kuffar women. This combination of perceived superiority and sense of automatic unearned entitlement, contrasted with their actual cultural and intellectual inferiority is what makes some of them so arrogantly obnoxious. As the old joke says, a well balanced Muslim is one with a chip on both shoulders.

Muslim ingratitude
Muslims believe that the Earth and everything on it belongs to them, and non-Muslims should only possess property with the permission of Muslims. Consequently, all their ever-growing demands are just asking for what is rightfully theirs in the first place, and the infidels can expect no thanks for giving it to them. Living with Islam is about give and take - we give, they take.


ISLAMIC SUPREMACISM is the belief that Islam is superior to other religions
ISLAMIC SUPREMACISM is the belief that Islam is superior to other religions, cultures, and governmental systems, and the belief that Islam's superiority entitles Muslims to dominate, control, and rule non-Muslims. Islam is a supremacist religion. The Hadith and Qur'an command every Muslim to strive until Islam dominates all other religions. The Qur'an says very clearly that the only legitimate form of government is Allah's. According to mainstream, well-established Islamic teachings, the goal of Islam is to make the whole world submit to the law of Allah (Shari'a). If Islam is an inherently supremacist religion, then the term "Islamic supremacism" is redundant. Simply "Islam" will do. But I often use the term "Islamic supremacism" rather than simply "Islam" because first of all, most people don't know Islam is inherently supremacist. http://www.citizenwarrior.com/2008/12/islamic-supremacism.html



Islamic Supremacism legitimises crimes against infidels as a religious duty
Islam does not merely teach Muslims to reject the laws of the land they live in as the law of the Kafir from the Dar Al Harb, the portion of the world yet not conquered by Islam, but teaches them to view themselves as conquerors bringing the rule of Islam wherever they go. Little wonder that Muslims routinely practice rape, robbery and smuggling -- all practices that date back to Mohammed's campaign against the "infidels".

Beyond the human cost of Muslim crime, in the form of murder, assault and rape victims-- there is the large scale social disruption. Drug smuggling, car theft rings and riots are all examples of large scale Muslim organized acts of crime that tear apart the very fabric of society. In France, even rape has managed to reach that scale with the Tournade becoming a large scale social problem as well. http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2009/03/high-cost-of-islam.html



Islamic supremacism in America
The true challenge of Islamic supremacism to America and the free world is not about Islam, Islamism, or terrorism, but about us. It is a historic challenge to determine whether we truly have the courage of our convictions on equality and liberty and we are willing to fight for these ideals, or if we will instead accept the continuing growth of anti-freedom ideologies here and around the world.

Islamic supremacists are counting on their belief that America is no longer willing to fight for such freedoms, that it has gotten too soft to do so, and that regardless of the success or failure of individual Jihadist tactics, eventually we will tolerate a continued growth of Islamic supremacism. http://www.unitedstatesaction.com/blog/imm-articles/090.html


When Supremacism Uses a Religious Disguise – Islamism On the March
Prior to World War II, what if Adolf Hitler had tried to infiltrate the United States, not with a series of German "Bund" organizations, but with a series of groups claiming that they were "religious" organizations? What if American federal, state, and local government organizations then engaged with such groups, gave them respectability, and even offered government support for their propaganda mission for fear of offending such "religious" organizations? During the 1960s, what if the American federal government feared to act against the Ku Klux Klan, white supremacist organizations, and white supremacist segregation laws for fear of offending their "religious" beliefs?

Far-fetched? In fact, supremacist ideologies using the disguise of "religion" is one of the most serious propaganda threats to our human rights of equality and liberty today. http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/id.2779/pub_detail.asp



Islamic supremacism fueled by growing numbers and confidence
The recent Muslim march through London, complete with a call to Islam - Da'wa - and the disgraceful abuse of British soldiers returning from active service in Iraq by Muslim jihadists provide clear examples illustrating how confident the Muslim community is growing and that imposing Islam and Sharia law on the UK is their religious goal.

I have attempted to explain that advancing Islam is the sacred religious duty for all Muslims, both in the two essays preceding this one and through many offline debates. Communicating this fact is a very difficult task because through political correctness and the liberal multicultural ideology, many brainwashed politically correct Britons believe Islam is a "Religion of Peace" and they are totally unaware of the supremacist reality of Islam and its psychopathic, warmongering prophet Mohammed.

Ignorance is a weakness Muslims exploit to the maximum. Should anyone have the temerity to shine the spotlight of truth upon Islam, they will be accused of the hate-crimes of "Islamophobe" and "racist" and they will be supported by well-meaning but dangerously misguided infidel Britons who are setting up a nightmare future of subservience under Islamic hegemony in their homeland. http://isupporttheresistance.blogspot.com/2009/03/resistance-british-counter-jihad-part-3.html




Islamic Supremacism in Britain
For last week’s “Dispatches” program on Britain’s Channel Four, a reporter with a hidden camera entered Birmingham’s prominent Green Lane mosque and other leading mosques in Britain. He found Islamic supremacism, hatred of Jews and Christians, and the subjugation of women preached in them. http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19157


Muslim Supremacist Students Demand Multi-faith rooms be declared Muslim-only
AUSTRALIA: Muslim Students Demand Multi-faith rooms be declared Muslim-only. Dozens of Islamic students plan to protest today to demand that a dedicated Muslim prayer room replace an existing multi-faith centre at Melbourne's RMIT. Imposing their Islam on western societies. This is the strategy of the OIC (Organization of the Islamic Conference) and The Muslim Brotherhood Project. There are no footbaths in Muslim countries, or special prayer rooms. This is Islamic supremacism in action. Defer to Islam -- you will submit. http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/03/australia-muslims-students-demand-multifaith-rooms-be-declared-muslimonly.html


Flattering by Dhimmis reinforces Muslim Supremacism
Furthermore by restraining and even banning criticism of Islam, Western liberals themselves close off the path to Islamic reform. As it stands now, Islam is the only religion both in the West and in Muslim countries that hears nothing but praise about itself, without a word of criticism being tolerated. What better affirmation could there be of Islamic supremacism than that? http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2009/06/only-challenging-islamic-supremacism.html



Muslim Supremacism in schools
Two officials from Shah Jahan pursued a 'hidden agenda' forcibly to transform a local, secular primary school into an Islamic faith school. Their aggressive campaign of 'anti-Christian' lobbying and unfounded allegations of racism and Islamophobia managed to destroy what had been a model school. Its inspirational headmistress was reduced to a nervous wreck, to the extent that she has now left education altogether. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1165424/Special-investigation-The-horrifying-campaign-abuse-lies-threats-ruined-career-headteacher--school.html


Muslim Supremacism in schools -2
Some Islamic-only schools in Britain are promoting fundamentalist views and encouraging children to despise Western society, a new report from the Civitas social policy think tank has warned. The report found that websites of some of the UK’s 166 Muslim schools are spreading extreme teachings, while a handful had links to sites promoting jihad, or holy war. Examples include web forums forbidding Muslims from reading Harry Potter books, playing chess or cricket and listening to Western music. The Civitas report, entitled “Music, Chess and Other Sins”, claims Ofsted inspectors are incapable of scrutinising Muslim faith schools properly, and demands an inquiry by MPs. http://bnp.org.uk/2009/02/will-britain-survive-the-islamist-invasion/


Seething hatred and desire for revenge
The Muslim world is seething with a thousand and one real and imagined grievances and resentments against the West.

They feel humiliated by the West's accomplishments compared with their own inbred backwardness. They want revenge for the Crusades, colonialism, cartoons, Israel, ice-cream wrappers, Salman Rushdie, science, piggy banks and all the other humiliations that they believe in their paranoid state that the kuffars have deliberately inflicted on them.

To Muslims, all relationships are of dominance/submission and honor/shame. If they can't be dominant, they sulk, whine and claim victim status to sympathetic bleeding-heart liberals, while secretly nursing their pent-up fury and humiliation. Once they think they might get the upper hand, the sulking immediately flips into murderous hostility. So, infidels, beware the coming Islamageddon. Once Muslims can take on the West there'll be an orgy of rape, murder, torture and mutilation that will make the two previous world wars seem like a family squabble. We need to shove Islam back into its box and nail the lid down before it's too late for all of us."

http://crombouke.blogspot.com/2010/01/islamic-supremacism-and-muslim-sense-of.html

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I heard it too and I wont be moving for them anymore but I doubt they would have a problem moving me if they wanted to. I once told one in morrisons he shoudn't be speaking in his own language because it was rude and an english speaking store, and he blasted me with his big booming voice. To be honest I did feel shown up. :O
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I moved out the way once about 15 yrs a group of them stud blocking my way .That's the only time i felt threatened
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Nov 23 2010, 05:21 PM
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Nov 23 2010, 05:09 PM
"I always used to just cross the road if I seen a gang of em until one day they crossed over too."

Funny that, because I usually do the opposite, I cross over to their side . .
I am not a brawler or someone that looks to have a fight, so I don't really know why I do it but I just can't resist it . . adrenaline I suppose.

A bit sad really for someone of my age (50) to be doing that . . :) but I really think it is to do with adrenaline.
What you mean someone of you age ? Your only half way there yet my friend
Thanks for that young fella, I feel less of a weakling now :)

I feel I could go out now and crush a grape, maybe even jump off a doll's house.

I am going to eat a double helping of Weetabix in the morning.
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Nov 23 2010, 01:09 PM
its not goin to happen in this town.
when im out with me bouncy black dog ive noticed they
jump out the way like gnats.
Funny that ive got a black american staff over here in Holland , and the same thing happens when im out for a walk with her.
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anumber1.. tell you what mate, you can follow me down the road (plenty to hide behind) as I accidently bump them into the road, you can throw your grapes at them... lol
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Did anybody else notice the bit on Panorama last night where 'British' Muslims are being told that they must force 'kuffars' (that's ordinary British people) to step aside when they meet them on the pavement?

I wonder what can be done about this.



I'm 6ft 8" and about 21 stone, hope they have life/medical insurance :D :D :D

:D :D :D
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6ft 3,and 21 stone....u have to be nice to get past mee!
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anumber1.. tell you what mate, you can follow me down the road (plenty to hide behind) as I accidently bump them into the road, you can throw your grapes at them... lol
Can I ride on you shoulders so they can't reach me ?
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anumber1.. tell you what mate, you can follow me down the road (plenty to hide behind) as I accidently bump them into the road, you can throw your grapes at them... lol
Can I ride on you shoulders so they can't reach me ?
haha and you can send little torpedo shaped sausages as we pass
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I have never moved for them and am very polite about it. I just pretend I ain’t seen them, I turn my head to the side and continue walking in a straight line, the inevitable bump ensues which often results in the usual arabic vitriol, to which I often reply in their native tongue. Take this down or memorise it:- “musa nikari boshri” is an insult that makes reference to your fathers private parts, musa meaning father, “taro karo lora” means your mums parts and is also an insult, these comments are the worst possible in their eyes. Try it, it works and they often climb down when you say these words.

Don’t forget when face to face with a male, call his mum, and with a female the father vica versa! They hate it.

Just for good measure the word “chulli” means little dick and “guttri goo” means dog poo, just for a laugh.

Use the words carefully and say them as I have written them and watch the response.
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