Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Edl The Forum. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
"When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes."; ...they must be really going at it!
Topic Started: Oct 27 2010, 12:18 AM (289 Views)
Deleted User
Deleted User

Apparently this is a genuine hadith! http://www.missionislam.com/knowledge/homosexuality.htm

"When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes."

Now that is what I call rogering! I'm not gay myself, but the best I've ever managed in the extremes of passion with the missus is to rattle the ornaments on the bedroom shelf.

So you can imagine Allah sitting there surrounded by all his angels when every so often they get a force 7 on the Richter scale and he starts cursing the gays. This explains why he sends his packs of thugs out queer-bashing. I don't know whether Lesbians produce similar seismic disturbances, maybe they just cause minor tremors and slosh the tea out of the cups on Allah's table..

On a more serious note, this shows the idiocy of Muslims that they believe Allah has an arse that he uses to sit on a flashy chair, and that he exists on such a small scale that human activities can physically disturb him. It's called anthropomorphism - Mohammed making God in his own image.

Quote Post Goto Top
 
dragon
Member Avatar
Member
We it could be said ALL abramic religons anfamorfsise there god or gods to make them more relavent to there folowers but is muslims realy think a bit of bum fun chuks god on his ass they must be even thicker than i thourt
FOR QUEEN , COUNTRY AND A COLD BEER
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Valteron
No Avatar
Newbie
BOOBQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!Gay sex shakes the throne of Allah (and presumably hurts his hemorrhoids), but did you know that according to at least one Muslim Imam indecently dressed women cause earthquake. This led a feminist atheist woman in the US to start BOOBQUAKE on April 26.

From Wikipedia:
"Boobquake, which took place on April 26, 2010, was devised by Jennifer McCreight, a senior in the Purdue University College of Science, in response to news reports that Hojatoleslam Kazem Seddiqi had blamed women who dress immodestly for causing earthquakes. On April 19, it was reported that Seddiqi advised his listeners that: "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes" and Iranians should "adapt their lives to Islam’s moral codes” to avoid being "buried under the rubble".[1]

On April 19, McCreight encouraged her blog's readers to help her poke fun at Seddiqi by dressing "in your immodest clothing to represent Boobquake", an invitation then extended to the world via Facebook.[4] She described this as a scientific experiment and asked for participants to avoid "hateful or anti-Muslim or anti-Iranian messages".[5] "With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."

If you want to read more about this fun day (or see pictures of the boobs that made the earth shake (or not) just google "Boobquake". Boobs don't do a lot for me, but consider it a gift to my straight mates in the EDL.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

Islam is one fcuked up religion.
Quote Post Goto Top
 
ste-plaza
Member Avatar
Patriot
We-Are-The-British
Oct 27 2010, 02:10 AM
Islam is one fcuked up religion.
Im with We-are-the-British on this one.

Peace
Ste
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Valteron
No Avatar
Newbie
Bamiyan
Oct 27 2010, 12:18 AM
Apparently this is a genuine hadith! http://www.missionislam.com/knowledge/homosexuality.htm

"When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes."

Now that is what I call rogering! I'm not gay myself, but the best I've ever managed in the extremes of passion with the missus is to rattle the ornaments on the bedroom shelf.

So you can imagine Allah sitting there surrounded by all his angels when every so often they get a force 7 on the Richter scale and he starts cursing the gays. This explains why he sends his packs of thugs out queer-bashing. I don't know whether Lesbians produce similar seismic disturbances, maybe they just cause minor tremors and slosh the tea out of the cups on Allah's table..

On a more serious note, this shows the idiocy of Muslims that they believe Allah has an arse that he uses to sit on a flashy chair, and that he exists on such a small scale that human activities can physically disturb him. It's called anthropomorphism - Mohammed making God in his own image.

I hear tell that up in Muslim Heaven during gay pride week, Allah is known as ol' Shakey! :D :D :D
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
truplayaz
No Avatar
Newbie
I got some good news guys B-)

Al fatiha is the beginning chapter/sura of the quran. It is also the name of the largest gay organisation in the world :D Yep you guessed it, its a muslim gay organisation



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhPFCcSm5Y0
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
lan-astaslem
Member Avatar
Patriot
Bamiyan
Oct 27 2010, 12:18 AM
"When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes."


Just think, that a little bit of gay hanky panky can shake Allah’s Throne that has 8,000 pillars and the distance between each pillar is 3,000,000 (yes, three million). Multiply these two numbers, wow! talk about gay power.

Quote:
 
So you can imagine Allah sitting there surrounded by all his angels when every so often they get a force 7 on the Richter scale and he starts cursing the gays. This explains why he sends his packs of thugs out queer-bashing


Seriously, I don,t not believe that this is a hadithe, but a curse to stir up hatred towards gays, and to incite mohammedan thugs to go on an orgy of queer-bashing.

Why I do not believe this is a hadithe, is because nobody who quotes this gives any reference to who it can be attributed to, such as Bukhari, Muslim, Tabari etc, etc, which is the praxis when quoting surahs or hadithes

Also there are score of surahs and hadithes about the throne, but they all say the Throne of Allah, and not one to the Throne of God.

There is one hadithe that mentions Allah’s Throne shaking

Here is a hadith:

Sahih Muslim, Book 031, Number 6033:

Jabir b. 'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying while the bier of Sa'd b. Mu'adh was placed before them: The Throne of the most Gracious shook at the death of Sa'd b. Mu'adh.

That’s right. Allah is so much enamoured with His jihadist fighters that He mourns their death by allowing His Throne to convulse with the news of death of a diehard jihadist. This simply means that Allah is greatly unnerved and perturbed at the death of His soldiers, so much so, that He himself is shaken and this is what causes His Throne to shake.
“One day, millions of men will leave the Southern Hemisphere to go to the Northern Hemisphere. And they will not go there as friends. Because they will go there to conquer it. And they will conquer it with their sons. The wombs of our women will give us victory.”

– Houari (Mohamed) Boumedienne, President of Algeria, 1965 – 1978, in a 1974 speech at the UN

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
brianoflondon
No Avatar
Member
Earthquake, tsunami and volcano in one day in Indonesia, must have been some Gay Orgy they had going on!
Brian of London has been actively occupying a very small slice of hideously over-occupied Tel Aviv since early 2009.


Islam is a giant bungee cord tying it's adherents to the 7th century.
They can pull themselves almost to the twenty first century but eventually the cord tightens and flings them back.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
lan-astaslem
Member Avatar
Patriot
brianoflondon
Oct 27 2010, 06:34 AM
Earthquake, tsunami and volcano in one day in Indonesia, must have been some Gay Orgy they had going on!
Nay that was because of those cursed hindus

They tried to cheat the gods and threw a goats head instead of a virgin into the volcano.

On the fourteen day of the Hindu festival of Yadnya Kasada, the Tenggerese people of East Java, travel up the mountain in order to make offerings of fruit, rice, vegetables, flowers and sacrifices of livestock to the mountain gods by throwing them into the caldera of the volcano.

The origin of the ritual lies in the 15th century legend where a princess named Roro Anteng started the principality of Tengger with her husband, Joko Seger. The couple were childless and therefore beseeched the assistance of the mountain gods. The gods granted them 24 children but stipulated that the 25th child, named Kesuma, must be thrown into the volcano as human sacrifice. The gods' request was implemented. The tradition of throwing sacrifices into the volcano to appease these ancient deities continues today


“One day, millions of men will leave the Southern Hemisphere to go to the Northern Hemisphere. And they will not go there as friends. Because they will go there to conquer it. And they will conquer it with their sons. The wombs of our women will give us victory.”

– Houari (Mohamed) Boumedienne, President of Algeria, 1965 – 1978, in a 1974 speech at the UN

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
slodger
Member Avatar
Patriot
What a load of nonsense. We all know (from bitter experience) that gay sex can be just as mundane as any other form of sex. Still ...I suppose all publicity is good publicity and if the muslims want to think our sex lives have the effect of cosmic bulldozers on the throne of heaven, let them.
As to lesbians rocking the skies, Islam has marginalised female sexuality to such an extent that I think any shaking of the throne by Sapphic activity would be credited to men.

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Idjut Bungmewonga
Member Avatar
Patriot
Now we're on the subject of volcanoes and making the earth move etc, here is a story about a muslim mystic and his followers who died trying to prevent a volcano from erupting ! ;http://freethinker.co.uk/2010/10/27/mystic-dies-in-stand-off-with-a-volcano/
Winston Churchill on Islam ; ' The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities - but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world....
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Valteron
No Avatar
Newbie
The Throne of God shakes whenever a man mounts another man? Well, if you consider that there are easily 100 million to 300 million men who practise gay sex in this world, then it is statistically certain that somewhere in the world, a man is mounting another man every second of every day, 365 days a year. Poor old Allah must be shaking like an overheated vibrator at a lesbian orgy! :D :D :D :D
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ENUFisENUF
Member Avatar
Kafir
His throne is shaking like Gary Glitter's paperboy
“Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.”-Thomas Jefferson
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Valteron
No Avatar
Newbie
ENUFisENUF
Oct 27 2010, 05:48 PM
His throne is shaking like Gary Glitter's paperboy
Enuf, I love your quote about “Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.”-Thomas Jefferson

I have long suspected that Islam's Achilles heel is the fact that they have no humour and do not know how to deal with ridicule and satire. Well, they DO have one way of dealing with it, and that is to kill or threaten to kill people, as with the Danish Cartoonists. Buit the more they do this, the more they lose credibility in the eyes of the non-Muslim world.

We in the west have a long tradition of protecting and encouraging satire and comedy as a expression of democratic dissent. The Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Queen and our secular heads of state, Prime Ministers, Presidents, etc. are regularly satirized and cartooned and have to learn how to grin and bear it, no matter how powerful they are. This fact alone is a monument to our democratic tradition.

The quote from Jefferson was amply illustrated when I tried to argue with a female Muslim about my late father. I said he was a loving, kind, devoted man who was wonderful to his kids, and also an atheist. I asked her if, in her opinion, he was now burning in Allah's hell.....she answered that he was indeed. Then she added that he was not loving enough to teach me "about the one who made me".

This perfectly demonstrates Jefferson's concept that "Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them".

My father was an atheist because that is the conclusion that his conscience led him to. So if he sincerely did not believe in "one who made me", how was he supposed to teach me about him? Would a loving parent teach his child something he sincerely believes to be false?

I think you and I should develop a thread about the power of ridicule and satire as a "secret weapon" that we can use in the defending western values. We might have a good discussion with others and develop some good ideas.

For example, I love the T-shirts that show a woman in a burqa and that say "Thank you for not exciting my uncontrollable passion". That is precisely the sort of humour that Muslims do not know how to deal with. Same for the shirts that say "infidel" in English and Arabic.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
brianoflondon
No Avatar
Member
Back in the day I did a 40 minute satire podcast every week. Just don't have time for it but you can find old episodes out there. Google Shire Network News!
Brian of London has been actively occupying a very small slice of hideously over-occupied Tel Aviv since early 2009.


Islam is a giant bungee cord tying it's adherents to the 7th century.
They can pull themselves almost to the twenty first century but eventually the cord tightens and flings them back.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

Valteron
Oct 27 2010, 06:17 PM


I think you and I should develop a thread about the power of ridicule and satire as a "secret weapon" that we can use in the defending western values. We might have a good discussion with others and develop some good ideas.

... http://crombouke.blogspot.com/2010/01/ridicule-mockey-and-satire-best-weapons.html
Quote Post Goto Top
 
lan-astaslem
Member Avatar
Patriot
Posted Image
“One day, millions of men will leave the Southern Hemisphere to go to the Northern Hemisphere. And they will not go there as friends. Because they will go there to conquer it. And they will conquer it with their sons. The wombs of our women will give us victory.”

– Houari (Mohamed) Boumedienne, President of Algeria, 1965 – 1978, in a 1974 speech at the UN

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ENUFisENUF
Member Avatar
Kafir
Couldn't have said it better myself, Valteron. The more we take the piss from these religious fanatics the easier it will be to criticise and finally stop what they do and want.
This is the exact reason why the Muslim countries have bullied us into blasphemy laws. They know their religion can't withstand ridicule.
Sounds like me and your dad would have liked each other, mate.

Bamiyan, that first cartoon in your link quotes Sun Tzu in his epic ''The Art of War'' ''If your enemy is temperamental, seek to irritate him.''
Sun Tzu was a true warrior and had it all sussed long, long ago.
He knew how to take advantage of an enemy's weak spot.



“Ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.”-Thomas Jefferson
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
baigohshiong
No Avatar
Member

What is sinful in homosexuality is the actual sexual act between the couple of a similar sex.
Sorry to be pedantic but this sentence was a little confusing.
Same is like identical in gender, species colour etc,
Similar is that they are not the same


There is no homosexuality in islam as they define a male as having facial hair.
So no facial hair then not male like the Batch boys in Afganistan
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

baigohshiong
Nov 12 2010, 03:04 AM
What is sinful in homosexuality is the actual sexual act between the couple of a similar sex.
Sorry to be pedantic but this sentence was a little confusing.
Same is like identical in gender, species colour etc,
Similar is that they are not the same


There is no homosexuality in islam as they define a male as having facial hair.
So no facial hair then not male like the Batch boys in Afganistan
Islam is a dominance/submission cult to a pathological degree.

Adult males are required to be dominant. Females (which includes pre-pubescent boys) are required to be submissive.

So homosexuality is a sin when it occurs between two dominant partners, but not when one of the partners is classed as submissive ( google 'bacha bareesh').

Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · EDL Chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Feliz Navidad (Gold) created by Sarah & Delirium of the ZNR