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uk citizenship test
Topic Started: May 27 2010, 10:08 PM (222 Views)
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uk citizenship test....see howmany you score.


http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/


i got 10 out of 24....... :blink:
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I only got 9...
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8 out of 24 :'(
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that's really tough. i got 11 out of 24. how the hell anyone not familar with britain passes that is beyond belief.
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13
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Being honest here - got 20!

There were some guesses though.
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I got 15... But was hellish!
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Can't even get to the questions.

0/24 Lol :D :D
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Me neither, where are the questions? :'(
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Ali
May 27 2010, 10:50 PM
Me neither, where are the questions? :'(
were it says begin test
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birmingham-loyal
May 27 2010, 10:51 PM
Ali
May 27 2010, 10:50 PM
Me neither, where are the questions? :'(
were it says begin test
It doesn't say that, :ermm:

<going to have another look> :)
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I only got 8!
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16
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I don't see how many of those questions relate to being a citizen of the United Kingdom. I mean, what does it matter if you know what the percentage of the population are 16 or under.....what about knowing things that are important , like the date of the signing of the magna carta, habeus corpus, trial by jury, fair play, English culture and so....Good god what has the date of when divorce became legal for men and women in the UK.....what about when did the ordinary folk get the vote, when did women get the vote and how was it achieved....suffragettes and suffragists. That test is just plain piss taking. I'm sorry. It has nothing to do with becoming a good citizen of this country. The yanks make you study the system of government, i.e. judiciary, the legislature and the whatever the third one is...(I forget :$ ) and other things relevant to being a citizen of the United States.
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I failed only got 9
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OK, I found it, I didn't have 'show full screen on' so the begin was at the bottom and off my screen :$

I got 12, halfway there :P
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May 27 2010, 10:08 PM
uk citizenship test....see howmany you score.


http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/


i got 10 out of 24....... :blink:
Hi Brum

I recall one of these things being posted on a forum a few years ago and everyone did crap. These tests are not absract questions that immigrants will be asked to answer off the cuff as it were. You only have to look at the fact that 45 minutes is given to answer 24 (?) multi choice questions.

I guess its a little like BBC Question Time. They say the panelists are not told what the questions will be however they are briefed on what the subjects will be which you can tell by the fact most of them seem to have a stack of notes.

Regards
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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 06 minutes 41 seconds

Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test.

Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.///////////////


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Right, can you lot report to Heathrow at 7am tomorrow morning

as you are all being deported. :)
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I got 12, not to bad I suppose considering some of the other pathetic results :P
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birmingham-loyal
May 27 2010, 10:08 PM
uk citizenship test....see howmany you score.


http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/


i got 10 out of 24....... :blink:
Same here.

That's me getting deported back here then. :'(
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omg i cant beleave how hard that is and the questions where really random and stupid i only gpt 9 lol so i expect to be deported anytime now lol
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got 7 haha

Bye bye you lot looks like i'm outa here :( lol
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Ruby
May 27 2010, 11:20 PM
Right, can you lot report to Heathrow at 7am tomorrow morning

as you are all being deported. :)
OK, can you deport me to the Seychelles please, or Antigua, I don't mind which one :D
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I got 13, however I don't feel bad at all. The vast majority of the questions were the obscure type you get from smartarse quizmasters in Pubs.

Also I didn't pay £200 to the ever growing number of places offering courses in this, mostly taught by Muslims.
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I have a citinsenship test of my own.

1: football (soccer) or beheading in a football stadium?
2: Marry one woman and deal with it or marry ten children and use the public purse to pay for it?
3 Talk it through with your partner in a civilised way or stone the bitch in a football stadium??
4; Read a cartoon and laugh or take to the streets and burn embassies?
5: Allow a fellow worker to eat a ham sandwhich during ramadam or cut his head off for being intolerant?
6: Be able to take the piss from christianity or be stoned to death for questioning Islam?

You are a true Brit if you answered the second option for each question. INSHALLAH!!!
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Q 12
The percentage of people in the UK in 2001 who said they were Muslims was

A. 1.6

B. 2.7

C. 3.4

D. 4.2

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May 27 2010, 11:55 PM
I have a citinsenship test of my own.

1: football (soccer) or beheading in a football stadium?
2: Marry one woman and deal with it or marry ten children and use the public purse to pay for it?
3 Talk it through with your partner in a civilised way or stone the bitch in a football stadium??
4; Read a cartoon and laugh or take to the streets and burn embassies?
5: Allow a fellow worker to eat a ham sandwhich during ramadam or cut his head off for being intolerant?
6: Be able to take the piss from christianity or be stoned to death for questioning Islam?

You are a true Brit if you answered the second option for each question. INSHALLAH!!!

I vote for you to be our immigration minister. :)
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Folks, there are three official ways in which people get through this part of the citizenship application process:
a) Buy the official govt book. It's about 80 pages long (and quite a lot of photos). There is nothing on the test that is not in that book.
b) Do a certain kind of ESOL course, and get the certificate.
c) Bypass the need for any kind of certificate by getting someone in authority to certify that you don't need to do a test.

I'm not joking. I read an article in a newspaper about people passing the test by b), yet only spending 1 hour in a class (they are supposed to do a few hundred hours). They are basically buying the certificate.

I was flabberghasted when I discovered the c) option. I would not be surprised if it is not widely abused.

My friend did the test last year and got something like 23 out of 24. When I quiz him on any of the things now, he can't get any of them right. It is a pointless waste of time.
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13..

can we chose where we get sent to? :P
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The real citizenship test from the NuLabour era.

Please mark your chosen box with a [•] If question is marked [#] please see bottom of page.

Q1. If we let you in will you vote Labour? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Q2. Can you speak English? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Q3. Do you support 'Multiculturalism'? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Q4. Are you a terrorist? Yes [ ] No [ ]

Q5. Do you support the British governments efforts to appease Islam? Yes [ ] No [ ]


Questions marked with a [#] offer a bonus, this can include being accepted even if you get all the other answers wrong, jumping to the top of the housing ladder, free benefits, a guarantee that you won't be deported if you committ a serious crime, (e.g Murder, Rape) a free car or the guaranteed destruction of any British culture within 100 miles of you so you're not offended.
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