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I'm going to phone the UAF very soon; What should I say?
Topic Started: May 26 2010, 09:40 PM (277 Views)
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I'm going to phone the UAF very soon, I got their number off the UAF site.

What should I say as I want to ask some awkward questions and want to see them try to answer them.

Any suggestions?
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Ring them up but get a voice changer off the internet and then pretend that your from MI6 or some other high ranking intelligence agency and then s**t them up, saying stuff like we've been watching you and we know what your planning. haha... freak them out...
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ask them if they have any free coaches to Newcastle :D
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why do you support the most fascist ideology on planet earth when your called unite against fascism.

ive been ringing them and pising them off for yrs.
youll get no-where mate,theyre beyond help.
its a business to keep the top players in £££££££
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Tell 'em a few jokes...

"heard the one about Muhammed and the 6 year old?"

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May 26 2010, 09:42 PM
Ring them up but get a voice changer off the internet and then pretend that your from MI6 or some other high ranking intelligence agency and then s**t them up, saying stuff like we've been watching you and we know what your planning. haha... freak them out...
Good idea but would I be breaking any laws? not too sure on this
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njh1972
May 26 2010, 09:42 PM
ask them if they have any free coaches to Newcastle :D
there was a video on you tube a couple of years ago,
a load of BNP lads booked onto a UAF coach going to oppose their RWB festival :D :D :D .
free lift they got and took loads of pics and vids.
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Dear me, what shouldn't you say?

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May 26 2010, 09:43 PM
Scorpius
May 26 2010, 09:42 PM
Ring them up but get a voice changer off the internet and then pretend that your from MI6 or some other high ranking intelligence agency and then s**t them up, saying stuff like we've been watching you and we know what your planning. haha... freak them out...
Good idea but would I be breaking any laws? not too sure on this
Ah good point!

Well make up your own "government" agency... You could be "Charles" from mi7

Then you can't be done for impersonating anyone :P
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'Hi, I represent detol and we think that you would be a good before use picture, maybe A coal tar soap advert in it as well...'
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What i want you to say can not be posted over these forums but im intrested to know how many coaches and how many UAF they are expecting in Newcastle this weekend. Maybe you could ask for us? :)
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'why is weyman bennett a pathalogical liar'

'why is martin smith the worlds biggest tit'

'why do you only give it the bigun when theres police about to save you'

'why dont you protest outside ISD memorial gigs where 1000+ sieg heiling nazis waving swastikas (without a copper in sight) would gladly fight you'

etc etc etc
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coach is such a broad word Reynar (tandem would fit the bill as well)
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Studio will hate this but after tonight's... erm..... stuff, you should say you are from USoB and wanted to know......

joke btw
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Could you ask them why the female UAF members have bigger balls than the male members?
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May 26 2010, 09:40 PM
I'm going to phone the UAF very soon, I got their number off the UAF site.

What should I say as I want to ask some awkward questions and want to see them try to answer them.

Any suggestions?
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I wouldn't bother wasting your time or money on a phone call.

The UAF do not speak to anyone that has a differing opinion to their own. Anyone they don't like they brand fascists and claim that by speaking to them they 'legitimise' fascist argument.

They do this for two reasons and neither of them are as stated. Firstly they do this because their arguments are so weak they fear open debate with anyone that opposes them. Secondly they are so arrogant they actually believe that they have the power to decide what is or isn't legitimate.

Regards

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May 26 2010, 09:53 PM
Studio will hate this but after tonight's... erm..... stuff, you should say you are from USoB and wanted to know......

joke btw
If I had a big stick I would wave it :)

But just for the record, USoB see the UAF as hypocrites...
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Tell them you're a representative from Palmolive and you're doing an ad that shows some before and after shots....
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May 26 2010, 09:56 PM
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May 26 2010, 09:40 PM
I'm going to phone the UAF very soon, I got their number off the UAF site.

What should I say as I want to ask some awkward questions and want to see them try to answer them.

Any suggestions?
Hi We

I wouldn't bother wasting your time or money on a phone call.

The UAF do not speak to anyone that has a differing opinion to their own. Anyone they don't like they brand fascists and claim that by speaking to them they 'legitimise' fascist argument.

They do this for two reasons and neither of them are as stated. Firstly they do this because their arguments are so weak they fear open debate with anyone that opposes them. Secondly they are so arrogant they actually believe that they have the power to decide what is or isn't legitimate.

Regards

and thats the truth!
youd be better off ringing the war memorial sprayers car shop tomorrow and asking for spraypaint!
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May 26 2010, 09:54 PM
Could you ask them why the female UAF members have bigger balls than the male members?
This!

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I just phoned two important UAF members who both told me to phone the UAF offices in the morning, which I'll do. I'm going to pretend that I go to uni and about 50 students are considering going to the UAF event in Newcastle.

I'll ask awkward questions like "why did UAF members get arrested in Bolton before the EDL arrived".

At the end of it I'll tell him I was lying.
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be serious and ask him why they hand out leaflets saying edl hate gays when theres a gay division.
thatll stump em.
youll get no-where mate.
say youve been UAF years but your thinking of going to the EDL as theyre fighting the real fascists.
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Ask them what the label says on a bar of imperial leather soap
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May 26 2010, 10:29 PM
I just phoned two important UAF members who both told me to phone the UAF offices in the morning, which I'll do. I'm going to pretend that I go to uni and about 50 students are considering going to the UAF event in Newcastle.

I'll ask awkward questions like "why did UAF members get arrested in Bolton before the EDL arrived".

At the end of it I'll tell him I was lying.
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Record it all and put it on the net so the whole world can laugh at them.
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Dont the UAF read this site?
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May 27 2010, 08:50 AM
Dont the UAF read this site?
Yep :)
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Threaten them: Tell them that you have soap... and that you know how to use it. Maybe they'll stay away then.
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Ask them where their highest placed entry came in the 'Draw Mohammed Day' competition. By the way don't forget to put your number on private.
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ask them, under freedom of information act you would like to know where they get their funding from ...

watch can... and wait for the worms !
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