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ha'way then brain boxes
Topic Started: Apr 9 2010, 11:47 PM (374 Views)
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A man decides to commit suicide. For this, he jumped from the 6th floor of his building. During his fall, he hears his phone ring then suddenly he regrets having jumped. Why?
It's Lisa. Not Leeeeeza
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He was committing suicide because he thought he was deaf?
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Thats the end of that thread then! :)
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suddenly finds out hes not the last person left in the world after nuclear disaster etc

or

caught his undies in a flag pole and gets the biggest wedgie ever at that exact point...

your choice
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no :D
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He found out Ben Mitchell wasn't his son after all.
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Apr 9 2010, 11:52 PM
suddenly finds out hes not the last person left in the world after nuclear disaster etc<br /><br />or<br /><br />caught his undies in a flag pole and gets the biggest wedgie ever at that exact point...<br /><br />your choice
aw maaaaaaaaaaaan! you got it! :D
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Because the UAF are waiting at the bottom going brap brap?
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Apr 9 2010, 11:53 PM
He found out Ben Mitchell wasn't his son after all.
the little twat! i hate him!
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wow, how big is that wedgie....
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Apr 9 2010, 11:54 PM
Because the UAF are waiting at the bottom going brap brap?
ba-boom TSKKK! :D
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Apr 9 2010, 11:55 PM
wow, how big is that wedgie....
?????????????????? :'(
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you never told me which of my two options was correct ...

although ben looks like a wedgie by a steel thong the comment wasn't in relation to him
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Apr 9 2010, 11:53 PM
He found out Ben Mitchell wasn't his son after all.
the little twat! i hate him!
Try out my new dartboard then.
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Studio - he thought he was the last man alive :D
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Apr 10 2010, 12:00 AM
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Apr 9 2010, 11:55 PM
Anxiety86
Apr 9 2010, 11:53 PM
He found out Ben Mitchell wasn't his son after all.
the little twat! i hate him!
Try out my new dartboard then.
lmao love it! little wanker
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A. Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?
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he is vertically challenged as in very short, dont want to be accused of dwarfism but hes a dwarf
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Apr 10 2010, 12:16 AM
A. Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?
Cause LisaLashes meets him somewhere between those floors and by the time they get there she's had the difference between left and right wing explained to her! But really, I don't know!
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Apr 10 2010, 12:25 AM
he is vertically challenged as in very short, dont want to be accused of dwarfism but hes a dwarf
Clever ;)
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Mantra
Apr 10 2010, 12:16 AM
A. Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why?
Cause LisaLashes meets him somewhere between those floors and by the time they get there she's had the difference between left and right wing explained to her! But really, I don't know!
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Q, A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?
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Got it. Going to bed so won`t spoil it. But the answer begins with `M`. Good one.
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:)
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Apr 10 2010, 12:27 AM
studio
Apr 10 2010, 12:25 AM
he is vertically challenged as in very short, dont want to be accused of dwarfism but hes a dwarf
Clever ;)
Took me a while to understand why a midget would want to walk up 8 stairs... Then I realised why. :D
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Are midgets small minded? :dontfeed:
"NO Surrender!"
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No one else said it, and its been a while now. The car one was on a Monopoly board!
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comes in without opposition yet nobody wants
slowly moves forward yet gives no quarter
hands out stretched yet bares no gifts

what am I?
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might had been voice mail ....... phone rings to let you know you have a message....... pmsl
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no, not voice mail (I like voice mail)
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studio
Apr 10 2010, 10:53 AM
comes in without opposition yet nobody wants
slowly moves forward yet gives no quarter
hands out stretched yet bares no gifts

what am I?
islam
Gin & Tonic Division
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I was thinking more immigration, but your answer is spot on!!
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Apr 10 2010, 12:14 PM
studio
Apr 10 2010, 10:53 AM
comes in without opposition yet nobody wants
slowly moves forward yet gives no quarter
hands out stretched yet bares no gifts

what am I?
islam
Good one. :) :D
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I don't get the dwarf one! Bah! ha ha
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Too small to reach the buttons in the lift for the higher floors.
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What is more powerful than god?
More evil than the devil?
The rich want it
The poor have it.
If you eat it you will die??
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ahhhhhhhh I get it now ha ha!

Ooh that's a toughie...
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NOTHING! it's nothing innit????
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Apr 10 2010, 02:16 PM
What is more powerful than god?
More evil than the devil?
The rich want it
The poor have it.
If you eat it you will die??
Yup, Nothing.
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Yep, well done miss lashes (i think).
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There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so?
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Something to do with the names of the dead by any chance? ;)
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Apr 10 2010, 02:20 PM
NOTHING! it's nothing innit????
yep yep! ^_^
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Apr 10 2010, 02:41 PM
There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so?
two dead bodies already on the train?!
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Apr 10 2010, 02:46 PM
Something to do with the names of the dead by any chance? ;)
:ermm: Maybe... There's 3 scenarios that spring to mind, depends on how you read the sentence though.
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yeah there were two corpses on the train!
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Could be... I'll wait for MJ999 to give his answer though before I reveal all. :D
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Only thing I can think of is the two dead people were named `no` and `one`.
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I am a wonderful help to women
The hope of something good to come
I harm only my slayer
I grow very tall, erect in a bed
I am shaggy down below
The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin
Holds me hard, claims my head.
That girl will feel our meeting!
I bring tears to her eyes!
What am I?


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Apr 10 2010, 06:38 PM
I am a wonderful help to women
The hope of something good to come
I harm only my slayer
I grow very tall, erect in a bed
I am shaggy down below
The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin
Holds me hard, claims my head.
That girl will feel our meeting!
I bring tears to her eyes!
What am I?


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