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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 9 2010, 11:47 PM (374 Views) | |
| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:47 PM Post #1 |
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A man decides to commit suicide. For this, he jumped from the 6th floor of his building. During his fall, he hears his phone ring then suddenly he regrets having jumped. Why? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 9 2010, 11:50 PM Post #2 |
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He was committing suicide because he thought he was deaf? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 9 2010, 11:51 PM Post #3 |
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Thats the end of that thread then!
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| studio | Apr 9 2010, 11:52 PM Post #4 |
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suddenly finds out hes not the last person left in the world after nuclear disaster etc or caught his undies in a flag pole and gets the biggest wedgie ever at that exact point... your choice |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:52 PM Post #5 |
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no
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| Deleted User | Apr 9 2010, 11:53 PM Post #6 |
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He found out Ben Mitchell wasn't his son after all. |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:53 PM Post #7 |
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aw maaaaaaaaaaaan! you got it!
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| Deleted User | Apr 9 2010, 11:54 PM Post #8 |
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Because the UAF are waiting at the bottom going brap brap? |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:55 PM Post #9 |
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the little twat! i hate him! |
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| studio | Apr 9 2010, 11:55 PM Post #10 |
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wow, how big is that wedgie.... |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:56 PM Post #11 |
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ba-boom TSKKK!
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 9 2010, 11:57 PM Post #12 |
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??????????????????
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 12:00 AM Post #13 |
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you never told me which of my two options was correct ... although ben looks like a wedgie by a steel thong the comment wasn't in relation to him Edited by studio, Apr 10 2010, 12:01 AM.
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:00 AM Post #14 |
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Try out my new dartboard then. |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 12:06 AM Post #15 |
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Studio - he thought he was the last man alive
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 12:10 AM Post #16 |
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lmao love it! little wanker |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:16 AM Post #17 |
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A. Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Why? |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 12:25 AM Post #18 |
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he is vertically challenged as in very short, dont want to be accused of dwarfism but hes a dwarf |
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| JohnnyB | Apr 10 2010, 12:27 AM Post #19 |
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Cause LisaLashes meets him somewhere between those floors and by the time they get there she's had the difference between left and right wing explained to her! But really, I don't know! |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:27 AM Post #20 |
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Clever
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:29 AM Post #21 |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 12:31 AM Post #22 |
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Q, A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:34 AM Post #23 |
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Got it. Going to bed so won`t spoil it. But the answer begins with `M`. Good one. |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 12:39 AM Post #24 |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 12:45 AM Post #25 |
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Took me a while to understand why a midget would want to walk up 8 stairs... Then I realised why.
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| JohnnyB | Apr 10 2010, 12:47 AM Post #26 |
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Are midgets small minded?
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 10:02 AM Post #27 |
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No one else said it, and its been a while now. The car one was on a Monopoly board! |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 10:53 AM Post #28 |
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comes in without opposition yet nobody wants slowly moves forward yet gives no quarter hands out stretched yet bares no gifts what am I? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 11:08 AM Post #29 |
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might had been voice mail ....... phone rings to let you know you have a message....... pmsl |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 11:13 AM Post #30 |
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no, not voice mail (I like voice mail) |
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| Disenfranchised Briton | Apr 10 2010, 12:14 PM Post #31 |
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islam |
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| studio | Apr 10 2010, 12:46 PM Post #32 |
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I was thinking more immigration, but your answer is spot on!! |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 01:50 PM Post #33 |
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Good one.
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 02:11 PM Post #34 |
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I don't get the dwarf one! Bah! ha ha |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:14 PM Post #35 |
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Too small to reach the buttons in the lift for the higher floors. |
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| Good Knight | Apr 10 2010, 02:16 PM Post #36 |
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What is more powerful than god? More evil than the devil? The rich want it The poor have it. If you eat it you will die?? |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 02:19 PM Post #37 |
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ahhhhhhhh I get it now ha ha! Ooh that's a toughie... |
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 02:20 PM Post #38 |
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NOTHING! it's nothing innit???? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:33 PM Post #39 |
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Yup, Nothing. |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:35 PM Post #40 |
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Yep, well done miss lashes (i think). |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:41 PM Post #41 |
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There was a train with exactly 87 people (including the conductor and driver). The train crashed and no one died, but on the police list, it said two dead. How is this so? |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:46 PM Post #42 |
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Something to do with the names of the dead by any chance?
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| Good Knight | Apr 10 2010, 02:50 PM Post #43 |
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yep yep!
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| Good Knight | Apr 10 2010, 02:53 PM Post #44 |
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two dead bodies already on the train?! |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 02:55 PM Post #45 |
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Maybe... There's 3 scenarios that spring to mind, depends on how you read the sentence though.
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| Lisalashesxxx | Apr 10 2010, 03:44 PM Post #46 |
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yeah there were two corpses on the train! |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 04:51 PM Post #47 |
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Could be... I'll wait for MJ999 to give his answer though before I reveal all.
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 06:16 PM Post #48 |
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Only thing I can think of is the two dead people were named `no` and `one`. |
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| Habeas Corpus | Apr 10 2010, 06:38 PM Post #49 |
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I am a wonderful help to women The hope of something good to come I harm only my slayer I grow very tall, erect in a bed I am shaggy down below The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin Holds me hard, claims my head. That girl will feel our meeting! I bring tears to her eyes! What am I? Answer Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| Deleted User | Apr 10 2010, 06:46 PM Post #50 |
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Maybe... There's 3 scenarios that spring to mind, depends on how you read the sentence though.
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