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| Tonyloco | Feb 27 2010, 12:20 AM Post #1 |
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its the weekend long live the weekend .wich means we r away nxt friday,the capital awaits tell all your frends .tell all your family. yhat you are goin to london to put a stop to extreme islam ,an suporting a brother with a price on his head?? for standing up to the bully that would be islam no were mi heart is , thinkin bout nxt week cu there i hope for our children, |
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| Deleted User | Feb 27 2010, 12:28 AM Post #2 |
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if i cud i would. Good luck guys |
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| englandman | Feb 27 2010, 12:29 AM Post #3 |
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| "Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." George Orwell | |
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| Deleted User | Feb 27 2010, 12:36 AM Post #4 |
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nice one tony, keep up the good fight EDL NO SURRENDER
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| Tonyloco | Feb 27 2010, 01:10 AM Post #5 |
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no probs m8 i dont like bullys |
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| rickyrock | Feb 27 2010, 07:15 PM Post #6 |
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Dont know how to start a new thread but this was in programme at my local rugby club today:-) Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 20% next January from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife. The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this by management is a kick in the teeth." Mr. Amir accepted the limited availability of virgins but pointed out that the cutbacks were expected to be borne entirely by the workforce and not by management. "Last Christmas, Abu Hamza alone was awarded an annual bonus of 250,000 virgins," complains Amir. "And you can be sure they'll all be pretty ones too. How can Al Qaeda afford that for members of the management but not 72 for the people who do the real work?" Speaking from the shed in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day jihad, in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up." He defended management bonuses by claiming these were necessary to attract good, fanatical clerics. "How am I supposed to attract the best people if I can't compete with the private sector?" asked Mr. Bin-Laden. Talks broke down this morning after management's last-ditch proposal of a virgin-sharing scheme was rejected outright after a failure to agree on orifice allocation quotas. One virgin, who refused to be named, was quoted as saying "I'll be buggered if I'm agreeing to anything like that........it's too much to swallow". Unless some sort of agreement is reached over the weekend, suicide bombers will down explosives at midday on Monday. Most branches are supporting the strike. Only the North London branch, which has a different union, is likely to continue working. However, some members of that branch will only be using waist-down explosives in order to express solidarity with their striking brethren. Spokespersons in the North East of England, Swindon, North Kent and the entire Australian continent stated that this would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in their areas anyway". |
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| fuknut | Feb 27 2010, 07:36 PM Post #7 |
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see u there mate, it l be good un |
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nice one tony, keep up the good fight EDL NO SURRENDER 
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