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Compensation offer rejected; You have to read this
Topic Started: Dec 28 2009, 08:59 PM (466 Views)
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Just found this in the Birmingham Mail Ha ha


http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2009/12/28/royal-mail-workers-angry-after-vegetarian-option-contained-meat-97319-25478016/

What do you think?? :)
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ungreatful f**kers, moaning about a free meal, yous will be wanting to take over the world next. lol
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There always angry about something.
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Best way to feed 'em pork is to get on that Muslim dating site that's advertised here, stick on an ad, get yourself a Muslim burd and feed her pork until you just can't pork her no more!

I actually stuck an od on there, it went something like this:

"Tall Dark Bearded Muslim Man Seeks Underage Pre-Teen For Late Night Beatings"

Likes: Beating Women, Allah, Mohammed, Killing non-Muslims
Dislikes: Everything Else.

Hello ladies and little girls. My name is Mustaffa and I have a house in Lutonistan which I use to keep my eleven wives and thirty existing children (who I will one day marry also). I have just purchased another property in Wembleystan and my wives agree that I should start another family there now.

I am 56 years old and I like mature girls, so please, no one younger than nine years of age need apply. I won't beat you until you're twelve, so don't worry. I never strike my women on the face unless they've been disrespectful, I am more of an ankle snapper.

I have a devotion for the prophet Mohammed and Allah so I expect the same from my wives. I don't like pork, beer, pigs, dogs, Christians, Jews, non-muslims, athiests, the west, America, the UK, sunlight, in fact if it's not in my likes list above then I think we should stone and kill it.

Hopefully, I will hear from a choir of child-brides but even a dozen will do. Please reply with your name and date of birth. Photograph not-required as you'll be expected to wear a burka.


Didn't think I'd get many replies, but I've landed myself a married Muslim called 'Ain alsaba'. She's 21 (been married for 16 years) and she keeps going on and on about "blow jobs"... At first I didn't know if I should be gettin' me knob out or warning London Transport!

Ahhh, seriously though. Our first date was quite awkward. She came up to my house in a full bukra, chapped the door and just waited. So, I opened the letter box and chatted to her for a while through the flap. Just wanted to see how she liked a doze of her own medicine!

We chatted for a while and I could tell she was into me. Wouldn't let me under her bruka though, not unless I converted to Islam!! I was like ahhhh fukc it why not, anything for a ride at this devil-lady. So, I dress meself up as an Arab and hires a camel. You ever tried to steer a fcuking camel?? Jesus Christ I was all over the place!! Ended up the camel took me to a nice little boozers in Luton. So, I gets off for a pint and everyone's like, "here mate, that's a nice camel that..... Is it male or female they said".... I'm like, "female".... they're like, "how'd can you tell then?".... Well says I, "on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out,'Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunnt on that camel!".

Anyway, I finally gets to 'Ain alsaba's' and I knew she was expecting me. She'd told me she'd be all ready for me and that she'd be wearing her sexiest outfit (the one her Husband Mohammed liked to see her in)..... Nice I'm thinking, can't wait to see this devil-woman without her burka.... Can you imagine my surprise when I opens the bedroom door and she's dressed as a fcuking goat!!

Anyway, no more Muslim dating sites for me :'(
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Geert, that was excellent!!
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lol haha we saw a pic of her on a train, on her way to meet you.
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Dec 28 2009, 09:15 PM
Best way to feed 'em pork is to get on that Muslim dating site that's advertised here, stick on an ad, get yourself a Muslim burd and feed her pork until you just can't pork her no more!

I actually stuck an od on there, it went something like this:

"Tall Dark Bearded Muslim Man Seeks Underage Pre-Teen For Late Night Beatings"

Likes: Beating Women, Allah, Mohammed, Killing non-Muslims
Dislikes: Everything Else.

Hello ladies and little girls. My name is Mustaffa and I have a house in Lutonistan which I use to keep my eleven wives and thirty existing children (who I will one day marry also). I have just purchased another property in Wembleystan and my wives agree that I should start another family there now.

I am 56 years old and I like mature girls, so please, no one younger than nine years of age need apply. I won't beat you until you're twelve, so don't worry. I never strike my women on the face unless they've been disrespectful, I am more of an ankle snapper.

I have a devotion for the prophet Mohammed and Allah so I expect the same from my wives. I don't like pork, beer, pigs, dogs, Christians, Jews, non-muslims, athiests, the west, America, the UK, sunlight, in fact if it's not in my likes list above then I think we should stone and kill it.

Hopefully, I will hear from a choir of child-brides but even a dozen will do. Please reply with your name and date of birth. Photograph not-required as you'll be expected to wear a burka.


Didn't think I'd get many replies, but I've landed myself a married Muslim called 'Ain alsaba'. She's 21 (been married for 16 years) and she keeps going on and on about "blow jobs"... At first I didn't know if I should be gettin' me knob out or warning London Transport!

Ahhh, seriously though. Our first date was quite awkward. She came up to my house in a full bukra, chapped the door and just waited. So, I opened the letter box and chatted to her for a while through the flap. Just wanted to see how she liked a doze of her own medicine!

We chatted for a while and I could tell she was into me. Wouldn't let me under her bruka though, not unless I converted to Islam!! I was like ahhhh fukc it why not, anything for a ride at this devil-lady. So, I dress meself up as an Arab and hires a camel. You ever tried to steer a fcuking camel?? Jesus Christ I was all over the place!! Ended up the camel took me to a nice little boozers in Luton. So, I gets off for a pint and everyone's like, "here mate, that's a nice camel that..... Is it male or female they said".... I'm like, "female".... they're like, "how'd can you tell then?".... Well says I, "on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out,'Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunnt on that camel!".

Anyway, I finally gets to 'Ain alsaba's' and I knew she was expecting me. She'd told me she'd be all ready for me and that she'd be wearing her sexiest outfit (the one her Husband Mohammed liked to see her in)..... Nice I'm thinking, can't wait to see this devil-woman without her burka.... Can you imagine my surprise when I opens the bedroom door and she's dressed as a fcuking goat!!

Anyway, no more Muslim dating sites for me :'(
I nominate best post ever on the forum, no contest!.

Superb, where'd ya nick it? :D
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got to agree it was very good
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Dec 28 2009, 09:27 PM
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Dec 28 2009, 09:15 PM
Best way to feed 'em pork is to get on that Muslim dating site that's advertised here, stick on an ad, get yourself a Muslim burd and feed her pork until you just can't pork her no more!

I actually stuck an od on there, it went something like this:

"Tall Dark Bearded Muslim Man Seeks Underage Pre-Teen For Late Night Beatings"

Likes: Beating Women, Allah, Mohammed, Killing non-Muslims
Dislikes: Everything Else.

Hello ladies and little girls. My name is Mustaffa and I have a house in Lutonistan which I use to keep my eleven wives and thirty existing children (who I will one day marry also). I have just purchased another property in Wembleystan and my wives agree that I should start another family there now.

I am 56 years old and I like mature girls, so please, no one younger than nine years of age need apply. I won't beat you until you're twelve, so don't worry. I never strike my women on the face unless they've been disrespectful, I am more of an ankle snapper.

I have a devotion for the prophet Mohammed and Allah so I expect the same from my wives. I don't like pork, beer, pigs, dogs, Christians, Jews, non-muslims, athiests, the west, America, the UK, sunlight, in fact if it's not in my likes list above then I think we should stone and kill it.

Hopefully, I will hear from a choir of child-brides but even a dozen will do. Please reply with your name and date of birth. Photograph not-required as you'll be expected to wear a burka.


Didn't think I'd get many replies, but I've landed myself a married Muslim called 'Ain alsaba'. She's 21 (been married for 16 years) and she keeps going on and on about "blow jobs"... At first I didn't know if I should be gettin' me knob out or warning London Transport!

Ahhh, seriously though. Our first date was quite awkward. She came up to my house in a full bukra, chapped the door and just waited. So, I opened the letter box and chatted to her for a while through the flap. Just wanted to see how she liked a doze of her own medicine!

We chatted for a while and I could tell she was into me. Wouldn't let me under her bruka though, not unless I converted to Islam!! I was like ahhhh fukc it why not, anything for a ride at this devil-lady. So, I dress meself up as an Arab and hires a camel. You ever tried to steer a fcuking camel?? Jesus Christ I was all over the place!! Ended up the camel took me to a nice little boozers in Luton. So, I gets off for a pint and everyone's like, "here mate, that's a nice camel that..... Is it male or female they said".... I'm like, "female".... they're like, "how'd can you tell then?".... Well says I, "on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out,'Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunnt on that camel!".

Anyway, I finally gets to 'Ain alsaba's' and I knew she was expecting me. She'd told me she'd be all ready for me and that she'd be wearing her sexiest outfit (the one her Husband Mohammed liked to see her in)..... Nice I'm thinking, can't wait to see this devil-woman without her burka.... Can you imagine my surprise when I opens the bedroom door and she's dressed as a fcuking goat!!

Anyway, no more Muslim dating sites for me :'(
I nominate best post ever on the forum, no contest!.

Superb, where'd ya nick it? :D
Didn't nick it, all my own work.
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Scotch eggs Meat free never heard of such like . But to tell you the truth I would not be happy if it happen to me being a vegetarian
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Good stuff then fella, well done!!
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Best way to feed 'em pork is to get on that Muslim dating site that's advertised here, stick on an ad, get yourself a Muslim burd and feed her pork until you just can't pork her no more!

I actually stuck an od on there, it went something like this:

"Tall Dark Bearded Muslim Man Seeks Underage Pre-Teen For Late Night Beatings"

Likes: Beating Women, Allah, Mohammed, Killing non-Muslims
Dislikes: Everything Else.

Hello ladies and little girls. My name is Mustaffa and I have a house in Lutonistan which I use to keep my eleven wives and thirty existing children (who I will one day marry also). I have just purchased another property in Wembleystan and my wives agree that I should start another family there now.

I am 56 years old and I like mature girls, so please, no one younger than nine years of age need apply. I won't beat you until you're twelve, so don't worry. I never strike my women on the face unless they've been disrespectful, I am more of an ankle snapper.

I have a devotion for the prophet Mohammed and Allah so I expect the same from my wives. I don't like pork, beer, pigs, dogs, Christians, Jews, non-muslims, athiests, the west, America, the UK, sunlight, in fact if it's not in my likes list above then I think we should stone and kill it.

Hopefully, I will hear from a choir of child-brides but even a dozen will do. Please reply with your name and date of birth. Photograph not-required as you'll be expected to wear a burka.


Didn't think I'd get many replies, but I've landed myself a married Muslim called 'Ain alsaba'. She's 21 (been married for 16 years) and she keeps going on and on about "blow jobs"... At first I didn't know if I should be gettin' me knob out or warning London Transport!

Ahhh, seriously though. Our first date was quite awkward. She came up to my house in a full bukra, chapped the door and just waited. So, I opened the letter box and chatted to her for a while through the flap. Just wanted to see how she liked a doze of her own medicine!

We chatted for a while and I could tell she was into me. Wouldn't let me under her bruka though, not unless I converted to Islam!! I was like ahhhh fukc it why not, anything for a ride at this devil-lady. So, I dress meself up as an Arab and hires a camel. You ever tried to steer a fcuking camel?? Jesus Christ I was all over the place!! Ended up the camel took me to a nice little boozers in Luton. So, I gets off for a pint and everyone's like, "here mate, that's a nice camel that..... Is it male or female they said".... I'm like, "female".... they're like, "how'd can you tell then?".... Well says I, "on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out,'Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunnt on that camel!".

Anyway, I finally gets to 'Ain alsaba's' and I knew she was expecting me. She'd told me she'd be all ready for me and that she'd be wearing her sexiest outfit (the one her Husband Mohammed liked to see her in)..... Nice I'm thinking, can't wait to see this devil-woman without her burka.... Can you imagine my surprise when I opens the bedroom door and she's dressed as a fcuking goat!!

Anyway, no more Muslim dating sites for me :'(
Very good mate. Nice to see you kept to the Tread :)
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lol haha we saw a pic of her on a train, on her way to meet you.
Ha,Ha
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There's a lot of good Muslim jokes out there, just gotta chuck them together in a story. The dating site ad is genuine though, I did stick that on there.

There's some good old one liners you've probably heard them? Like, what do you call a Muslim no the moon?? "a bit of a problem"............ What do you call 1.5 billion Muslim's on the moon?? "problem solved!".

Or, how do you stop a Muslim drowning? "take your boot off his neck".
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Another couple,

What's the difference between a Muslim and an onion? "You cry when you cut an onion up into little pieces".

What's the difference between a Muslim and a trampoline? "You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."
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There's a lot of good Muslim jokes out there, just gotta chuck them together in a story. The dating site ad is genuine though, I did stick that on there.

There's some good old one liners you've probably heard them? Like, what do you call a Muslim no the moon?? "a bit of a problem"............ What do you call 1.5 billion Muslim's on the moon?? "problem solved!".

Or, how do you stop a Muslim drowning? "take your boot off his neck".
Geert, the thing about you is that I see you as some kind of Mr.Evil in Austin powers, yet with a twist.
You seem to have your priorities correct but there's that wicked streak I just love and have to admit, I share.
Maybe together we can take over the EDL?, or who knows, get paul Ray on board and we can take over the world.
MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Another couple,

What's the difference between a Muslim and an onion? "You cry when you cut an onion".

What's the difference between a Muslim and a trampoline? "You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."
Dont really think this is the place for them sort of Racist jokes.
Same jokes just differnt person the jokes are aimed at
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well reg as you know we scots make good managers, so geert would do for me, but a scot leading the edl, lol dont think thats ever gonna happen lol, anyway we would want a transfer fee from the sdl.
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lol charlie, remember muslim is not a race.
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Yea I know mate But you like me know where these jokes lie. Like I said same joke aimed at a different group of people
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f**k sake charlie, your a veggie, you dont like jokes, did you enjoy christmas, you seem to be on a downer, we will have a nice drink in stoke and get you cheered up a bit ok.lol
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Dec 28 2009, 10:16 PM
f**k sake charlie, your a veggie, you dont like jokes, did you enjoy christmas, you seem to be on a downer, we will have a nice drink in stoke and get you cheered up a bit ok.lol
Lol mate I like you and anyone else will stand on my believes
Not sure about Stoke but will be happy to share a drink of coke with you mate at Edinbough and Geert :)
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looking forward to it bud, iam scottish you will have to buy my coke.lol
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OK, enough of the Muslim jokes then, if I keep it up they might get offended enought to chop me fukcin' head off or something!

I did put them to the test on that one though, when I converted to Islam. Yes, you'd never know I was a Muslim before I joined the EDL/SDL. I prayed five times a day, slaughtered goats for a hobby, I even had my very own kaftan and sandals.

Then one day it hit me, Islam is a load of pish! So I became an apostate. The worst enemy of Islam!! An ex-Muslim, and sworn enemy of their faith!!

Now, I spend my spare time takin' the piss out of Islam and being an ex-Muslim apostate Muslim fcuker! Now Charlie, before you give me in trouble for fcuking Muslim's let me just assure you that my good wife is a Muslim. I wouldn't have it any other way..... I just love fcuking Muslim's, so I married one! Why the fcuk not? Hell, I may just marry another one and go for a Muslim sandwich :)
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Geert.
Magic.
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looking forward to it bud, iam scottish you will have to buy my coke.lol
Sure you don't meean IRN BRU? :D
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if everyone drank barrs irn bru, the world would be a better place,
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if everyone drank barrs irn bru, the world would be a better place,
But at Nottingham, someone got told off for trying to push over a lampost and I'm sure he'd been drinking IRN BRU all day.


remember the advert? ;)


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lol haha your right
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Ahhh, I remember the ad, "Barr's Irn Bru, Made in Scotland from Girders!"

It makes me frown to think what will happen to Barr's Irn Bru if Islam takes over my favourite drinks company!! It will become, "Mohammed's Camel Piss, made in Scotistan from sandals"?

I spent some time in Egypt, when I was a Muslim. Ahh good times!! We used to sit by the camp fire in the desert Bedouin tents and drink heated camel piss by the moonlight and sing happy Muslim songs. I recorded one of these nights, ahhhhh, what a night!! Just absolutely bouncing!!



................. Needless to say, when I started learning Arabic and sussed out what those little fcukers were singing about, I dropped the four of them and cut off their bangers! (I've transalted if for you all via subtitles).
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haha geert, those jokes are classic, i'm gonna come back to this topic one day maybe just to copy and paste em lol.
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Anyway, joking aside and back onto the topic. I was actually drawn to this thread because it was talking about compensation. Well, I'm a medical doctor by profession, "Geert Wilders MD, PHD" and I'm actually being charged with negligence over a recent case of mines. I was wondering if there are any other doctors here who could offer my advice over a pending lawsuit for compensation?

I'll try and explain the background to the case. It was a Muslim patient of mines, yes you guessed it, Mohammed. He showed up at my surgery one morning feeling very tired and lethargic, his stomach was upset and he had a terrible headache. I checked him over and couldn't find any obvious medical signs or symptoms that explained his condition.

So, I offered a naturotherapy approach that I'd seen seen work in these Muslim cases in the past. The Muslim was quite stunned though, let me explain. I sent him home and told him to sh*t and piss into a plastic bag and leave it in his basement for a week. "Trust me," I told him, "I have seen this work before."

The patient went home and followed through on my instructions. Within a day, though his house smelled terrible and by the end of the week, there was an overwhelming stench. His eyes watered every time he walked in his front door, but he didn't really feel any better.

He came to see me again, and I told him calmly, "go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."...... "You're crazy!" he said, but I managed to convince him, "Trust me, I'm a doctor I said"

So, away he went, down into his basement and he takes the first breath. Gagging and choking, he did it again. Then, on the third breath, he felt the headache leave. His stomach settled and he felt amazingly well. The stench was even tolerable after that. He called my surgery to tell me the good news and I told him, "I've seen this work with Muslim's before, you were just homesick!".

Now, he's insulted and I'm being sued for compensation!!
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Ahhh, I remember the ad, "Barr's Irn Bru, Made in Scotland from Girders!"

It makes me frown to think what will happen to Barr's Irn Bru if Islam takes over my favourite drinks company!! It will become, "Mohammed's Camel Piss, made in Scotistan from sandals"?

I spent some time in Egypt, when I was a Muslim. Ahh good times!! We used to sit by the camp fire in the desert Bedouin tents and drink heated camel piss by the moonlight and sing happy Muslim songs. I recorded one of these nights, ahhhhh, what a night!! Just absolutely bouncing!!



................. Needless to say, when I started learning Arabic and sussed out what those little fcukers were singing about, I dropped the four of them and cut off their bangers! (I've transalted if for you all via subtitles).
FANTASTIC.
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Anyway, joking aside and back onto the topic. I was actually drawn to this thread because it was talking about compensation. Well, I'm a medical doctor by profession, "Geert Wilders MD, PHD" and I'm actually being charged with negligence over a recent case of mines. I was wondering if there are any other doctors here who could offer my advice over a pending lawsuit for compensation?

I'll try and explain the background to the case. It was a Muslim patient of mines, yes you guessed it, Mohammed. He showed up at my surgery one morning feeling very tired and lethargic, his stomach was upset and he had a terrible headache. I checked him over and couldn't find any obvious medical signs or symptoms that explained his condition.

So, I offered a naturotherapy approach that I'd seen seen work in these Muslim cases in the past. The Muslim was quite stunned though, let me explain. I sent him home and told him to sh*t and piss into a plastic bag and leave it in his basement for a week. "Trust me," I told him, "I have seen this work before."

The patient went home and followed through on my instructions. Within a day, though his house smelled terrible and by the end of the week, there was an overwhelming stench. His eyes watered every time he walked in his front door, but he didn't really feel any better.

He came to see me again, and I told him calmly, "go down and take three big deep breaths directly from the bag and you will be cured."...... "You're crazy!" he said, but I managed to convince him, "Trust me, I'm a doctor I said"

So, away he went, down into his basement and he takes the first breath. Gagging and choking, he did it again. Then, on the third breath, he felt the headache leave. His stomach settled and he felt amazingly well. The stench was even tolerable after that. He called my surgery to tell me the good news and I told him, "I've seen this work with Muslim's before, you were just homesick!".

Now, he's insulted and I'm being sued for compensation!!
:) :) :) your mad
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That video was first class. :D
Cheers Reg, I've not did a lot of YouTube vids..... The one by the fire's funny, but here's the other one I did (my favourite):

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Oh, tell a lie, here's the very first YouTube vid I did :D

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oh dear, the muslims nearly over-reacted about something again. . . .
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Dec 29 2009, 01:48 PM
oh dear, the muslims nearly over-reacted about something again. . . .
Fcuk 'em. Who cares if they over react! They over react about every fcuking thing!
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Dec 29 2009, 01:58 PM
gorgie rules
Dec 29 2009, 01:48 PM
oh dear, the muslims nearly over-reacted about something again. . . .
Fcuk 'em. Who cares if they over react! They over react about every fcuking thing!
lol it was sarcastic. they over-react about everything and i think everyone is sick of it
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I think this has gone well off topic now and lost the point l posted it for.
Never mind eh? :unsure:
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Dec 29 2009, 02:58 PM
I think this has gone well off topic now and lost the point l posted it for.
Never mind eh? :unsure:
Sorry, just when you mentioned Muslims and pork..... I guess I just have a one track mind :)
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Looks like they're getting their way though. Halal meat is everywhere. It's in schools, Tesco, KFC, Subway, McDonalds even tried it!

What's going on with this f**king country?
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Apr 16 2010, 07:51 PM
Looks like they're getting their way though. Halal meat is everywhere. It's in schools, Tesco, KFC, Subway, McDonalds even tried it!

What's going on with this f**king country?
The million dollar question!
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ROFL, by the way Geert Wilders, I always wanted to shag me a Muslim :)
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Wow this thread is form december...
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Lol way to resurrect an old thread :blink:
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yeah, I benn using the search at the top of the forum. it brings out a lot of interesting old threads, but this uns hysterical.
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Scientists have just successfully mated an octopus with a muslim. The muslopus is still an ugly,stnky bastard, but f**k me, can it stack shelves!



sorry Charlie.
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pmsl, a muslopus!
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