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bear attacks muslim exstremists in kasmir
Topic Started: Nov 3 2009, 07:24 PM (339 Views)
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A bear has killed two islamist terrorists in a cave in kashmir...stop laughing..the bear returned to its cave only to stumble across four terrorists ...even though fully armed the bear killed two and one other was badly injured another got out unscathed...I love these cuddley bear stories...I would say this bear deserves worldwide praise and a medal bravery...it should be sent to the pakistan mountain area to see if can sniff out bin laden...I would imagine he has doubled his guard with a shoot to kill policy...look up world reports when you press the red button on bbc....top story.
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Anyone found an online link?
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that is unbelievably hilarious

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8339549.stm
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My favourite animals bears .They have so much sense lol
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i hope the bear is ok after that trauma
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AntonyEngland
Nov 3 2009, 07:34 PM
i hope the bear is ok after that trauma
Can we send it some Listerine by air mail? Can't be too careful and we wouldn't want Gentle Ben getting some disease.
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Chester Loyal
Nov 3 2009, 07:26 PM
Anyone found an online link?
Thanks for posting the link...as soon as I read it on the bbc...I knew it was worth posting ...I'm still laughing .....made my year ...come on choudry and your scabs but a ftwah on the bear....I dare you....he will be checking his sharia handbook to see if he can make a ruling on it....grrrrrrr...
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Nov 3 2009, 07:39 PM
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Nov 3 2009, 07:26 PM
Anyone found an online link?
Thanks for posting the link...as soon as I read it on the bbc...I knew it was worth posting ...I'm still laughing .....made my year ...come on choudry and your scabs but a ftwah on the bear....I dare you....he will be checking his sharia handbook to see if he can make a ruling on it....grrrrrrr...
he will too i can just picture it =)
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We're waisting our resorces, we should be raising funds to ship some bears over there. job done :)
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Glad the bear is on our side, nice to see even the local wildlife hates these militant wankers!
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Nov 3 2009, 07:46 PM
Glad the bear is on our side, nice to see even the local wildlife hates these militant wankers!
Lol wonder if he had his E.D.L hoodie on with Bear division on the back . Them far-right Nazi bears picking on the local Asian community lol
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No reports on NDTV 24x7,Iran state news Presstv or Al jazeera...Just a thoughthow are the two dead shredded islamists going to explain that one to there hareem of virgins ...what the alledged Prof Mo going to say when they knock on his door ..it ain't go to go down well now is it......what I forgot to add was the islamist didn't get to finnish there pudding.....shame...
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I've heard some bear stories in my time, most of them fiction. I have always loved true stories, well they don't get much better than this one!
I guess you could say it's a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or was it fate that brought these 5 together?
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That bear deserves a medal :D
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ahahahaha 2 less guys
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Those on the left will be saying that the bears were doing the right arm salute and intimidating passers by and shoppers. Can we not invite those bears on the next demo. EDL, bear Division. NO SURRENDER
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Photoshop it. Give it a St Goergies Cross and an EDL banner or something. Then post it on the UAF site as proof that we're not racist! :D
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who needs a army to fight those taliban muppits' just send the bearessentials
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The bear responsible for this racist/religous profiling attack was a Black Asiatic Bear,they have been in decline for years after over hunting..they the Black Bear are now growing in numbers......and fighting back....it does deserve a place in our hearts for this attack alone...
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Nov 3 2009, 10:55 PM
Photoshop it. Give it a St Goergies Cross and an EDL banner or something. Then post it on the UAF site as proof that we're not racist! :D
ha ha, haven't got the skills to do it mate.
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:) Must have ate his porridge.
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It was me on the way home from a fancy dress party.
I would have gone straight home but I needed a s**t and slipped into the cave.
I can take abuse and all that sharia bullcrap, but taking the piss out of my bear outfit was going too far.

GRRRRRRR.
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"Bear Division" is amazing
can't stop laughing
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ok here is the deal. you can get teddy bears with personalised t-shirts
http://www.algolonline.co.uk/teddies.html

WE MUST SELL THESE

edl bear division!
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E E EDL E E EDL.

Bear division, bloody excellent! Quality lads! Haha this is classic.
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Nov 4 2009, 12:48 AM
"Bear Division" is amazing
HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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The bear division it is...and all it has cost is two islamist lives...shame they will never see the new prof mo film...may a cave fullof black bears descend on choudry and his lady boys and wipe them from our shores....who's afraid of the big black bear,the big black bear .lalalala...
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Hahahaha a bear division would be awesome.
Edited by AgeofEnlightenment, Nov 4 2009, 11:01 AM.
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Nov 4 2009, 02:14 AM
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"Bear Division" is amazing
HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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this has cracked me up :D
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HaHaHaHa! Neat!
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I heard it took offence to that teacher getting sacked because she called a teddy bear Mohammad . the teddy was his cousin so I heard . The bear fights back
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I can't help imagining the bear doing a victory dance with two halves of a coconut tied to his face and a hula skirt made from their entrails.

Cracking thread lads :D
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NEWS FLASH: Kashmir militants have vowed to avenge the death of their comrades by training in secret training camps organised by the ruthless bear porridge eater Goldilocks, it is feared tensions could escalate into a all out war between the militants and the bear division of the English Defence League. A spokebear for the EDL bear div said "If goldilocks and the muzzies think their going to steal our porridge then their very misguided, we'll be waiting so bring on the war"
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The lot of you are just fxxxing loopy....anyone one got choudries and his ladyboys addresss ...iam sure he would love one of the teddies with a t shirt for christmas...sorry ,forgot he does not celebrate the birth of our christ ,,the lord god almighty.....masacre time for teddy bears ,the lovely teddy bears are bloodlust in the cave today ,see the jihadists run from teddy bear,he will have two less friends today..if choudry and ladin go to that cave again they sure will get a bloody throat...
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we should try and get a hold of him and have him do a speech at nottingham :)

..........Then set him on the uaf
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I hope the bear was ok?
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bears are ace. i live in oldham we couleed do with a few of its cubs has anyone sett up a breading program lol
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villaEDL
Nov 4 2009, 01:10 PM
we should try and get a hold of him and have him do a speech at nottingham :)

..........Then set him on the uaf
What will be uaf chant...nasty bear off our streets...at notts the EDL should turn there backs on the uaf with fingers in ears .......As for the Mr Bear as he is now known.he has gone on a short break ..he is at The Beaches hotel in Prestatyn .some sea air and some quality time..any interviews please speak to me first..no fee,a big bag of berries and lots of honey,,but keeping him from the local curry houses ..I do not want him having flasbacks...he has had a manicure,bit of a mess ,but the muscle tissue eventualyy came off after bathing them in solution ...he also has had his teeth whitened....boy is he high maintenance....
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Nov 4 2009, 01:53 PM
villaEDL
Nov 4 2009, 01:10 PM
we should try and get a hold of him and have him do a speech at nottingham :)

..........Then set him on the uaf
What will be uaf chant...nasty bear off our streets...at notts the EDL should turn there backs on the uaf with fingers in ears .......As for the Mr Bear as he is now known.he has gone on a short break ..he is at The Beaches hotel in Prestatyn .some sea air and some quality time..any interviews please speak to me first..no fee,a big bag of berries and lots of honey,,but keeping him from the local curry houses ..I do not want him having flasbacks...he has had a manicure,bit of a mess ,but the muscle tissue eventualyy came off after bathing them in solution ...he also has had his teeth whitened....boy is he high maintenance....
you sure 'he's' not a 'she' bear?
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Nov 4 2009, 09:16 PM
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Nov 4 2009, 01:53 PM
villaEDL
Nov 4 2009, 01:10 PM
we should try and get a hold of him and have him do a speech at nottingham :)

..........Then set him on the uaf
What will be uaf chant...nasty bear off our streets...at notts the EDL should turn there backs on the uaf with fingers in ears .......As for the Mr Bear as he is now known.he has gone on a short break ..he is at The Beaches hotel in Prestatyn .some sea air and some quality time..any interviews please speak to me first..no fee,a big bag of berries and lots of honey,,but keeping him from the local curry houses ..I do not want him having flasbacks...he has had a manicure,bit of a mess ,but the muscle tissue eventualyy came off after bathing them in solution ...he also has had his teeth whitened....boy is he high maintenance....
you sure 'he's' not a 'she' bear?
Mmmmmm.well on face value ..the bear is not wearing a burkha..and smokes turkish cigarettes.so I would say mr bear but,I never thought to ask ...but its attack does point to a she ..very volitile..wrong time of the month etc....I will ask at breakfast...
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A classic story, think i've told everyone I know this story, twice.

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