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Should i make a story?
ZOMG OF COURSE!!!! 3 (75%)
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Cheese. 1 (25%)
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The Legacy of It; Will take a while to finish >.>
Topic Started: Apr 21 2010, 11:40 PM (229 Views)
Imnotahuman

The Legacy of It



It lands from a meteorite that hits Runescape,and many noobs surround it, mining it. When they finally open it, they are mysteriously knocked unconcious. When they wake up, they find themselves in the desert. It is left to roam free, dressed as a normal Runescapian. He walks to Varrock,killing many monsters on the way. When he reaches Varrock, he meets a man called Wriss. Wriss, since he is trying to get a big clan, asks to recruit him. It accepts, and is laughing evilly in his mind. The next day, Drilkan members wake up to find Pur3's neck slashed. Wriss holds a conference and tells everyone to go find who killed him. It is holding a dragon dagger in his hand. Everyone goes out in partners, and It's group finds some planted evidence on a person walking by. When they find it, they go to a bar to celebrate. It passes him a beer, and his partner drinks it all in one gulp. It drinks some water. After they were finished, they walked back to the guild building and they celebrate,then hold a funeral for Pur3. During the celebration, It's partner falls over. Everyone assumes he had a heart attack from all the stress and eating too much food,so they hold a funeral for him too. After that death, It doesn't kill anymore people. It tries to become a general,and therefore have power over the guild.
Two months pass... everyone is peaceful, all wars are stopped, H.A.M. has turned to H.W.M. (humans with monsters), and everyone knows eachother. The clan rises to the top 3 clans. There is over 500 members, and people turn to them for weapons, since they have 100 99 smithers, and they godwars everyday. It prepares to start his killings. He first buys an Armadyl Godsword, an Abyssal Whip, Dragonfire shield, full Bandos, Fury, and everything else pro. It walks to Falador, where the Kinshra(Black Knights) live near. It buys a tinderbox, some rope, and some chinchompas.It walks to the Black Knight hideout. It dresses in full Black Armor, then drops some chinchompas on the door,attaches rope, and makes a long line. At the end of the line, It lights the rope. Five seconds later, there is a massive explosion. It runs over to kill any survivors. It finds a man who has obviously gone crazy, shouting random words like PIE!!! CAKE!! HAND SANITIZER!! COMPUTER!! It wonders what a computer is. It shrugs and chops off his limbs. Zamorak is very angry at It for killing his warriors. It was expecting him, and when Zamorak teleports to him, he finds himself in a cage. It interrogates him. He asks, "Where is Zaros?! Where does Guthix sleep!? Zamorak answers,"Idk." It holds a dagger to his neck. Zamorak twitches, and pulls out his ZGS. It laughs and says that ZGS is nub, and pulls out his AGS. Zamorak gulps and tells him where they are, Zaros is buried in Lumbridge, and Guthix is sleeping on another planet. It stabs him and he dies. Guthix awakens a little bit.. then goes to his kitchen and has some pie. The pie is very warm, so he decides to go back to sleep and handle It another day.
Edited by Imnotahuman, May 6 2010, 10:32 PM.
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Imnotahuman

How do you delete this?
Edited by Imnotahuman, May 16 2010, 02:00 PM.
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Imnotahuman

I like cake
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Imnotahuman

Reserved for future use.
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Imnotahuman

Do i have too many sigs?
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Imnotahuman

I guess you can post now :)
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tallstar5
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Don't think that's too many sigs.
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Imnotahuman

Imnotahuman
Apr 21 2010, 11:43 PM
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How do you delete this?
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Jrmex

i can delete it if you want me to
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Imnotahuman

I quit making story :(
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