| Naruto Fanfic Episode #1; Mentality oh, Mentality! | |
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| TheBlackRose | Jan 22 2009, 06:58 PM Post #1 |
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Aestvalis Pilot
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It's not like the real episode one...just to tell you...oh, and there is up to six of them!! My favorite is Episode 4...heh heh, you'll have to wait for that one...this one is NOT very funny... Sakura: Jeez! Kakashi-sensei is going to be-- Kakashi: NOT LATE!!! *pops out of nowhere behind Naruto* Naruto: WOAH! O-M-G! *pats his heart several times* Sasuke: How weird...you're actually on time for once sensei...*looks at watch* Kakashi: YEP! I didn't have to feed my dogs or anything else! *places hands on hips and dances idiotically* Sakura: What? Kakashi: Ummmm *cough cough*...Where's Naruto? Naruto: I'm right here...*points to himself* Sakura: Are you blind? *takes out a microscope* Kakashi: Am I? *starts crying* Sasuke: Naruto is just easily forgetful...*nods head* Naruto: WHAT?! *balls his fist at Sasuke* Say that again! *thinks* actually?it?s true?*nods head sadly* Kakashi: Now, Now! Don't fight! My sharingan just isn't working today! Don?t make me hit you with my Ramen bowl! *takes out a ramen bowl* Sakura: But shouldn't you be able to see out of your other eye? Kakashi: SHUT UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU! GO AWAY!!! *hits Sakura with a ramen bowl* Naruto: RAMEN BOWL! *titters madly* Sakura: WAAAAAAAH! Why are you so mean to me! I HATE YOU! *runs away crying* Sasuke: Stop being mean to people! *waves his finger at Kakashi* Naruto: You're one to talk, idiot. Kakashi: *looks at Sasuke?s finger and tries to bite it* FOOD! Sasuke: *quickly swipes his hand away* GAH?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA ARE YOU DOING? Kakashi: I?M HUNGRY! Sasuke: Then go eat Sakura? Sakura: *appears in front of Kakashi* Why can?t he just eat himself? Naruto: O_o?weirdos? Jiraiya: *pops out of nowhere* Hey, people's? Naruto: *jumps up from shock* GAH! PERVY SAGE?! Where'd you come from? Jiraiya: I just decided to pop in and see how my favorite pupil is doing!! Sakura: *Comes back* EW...The Pervy sage... Naruto: HEY! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT!! *hits Sakura with a ramen bowl* Sakura: *rolls eyes* whatever...*thinking* He?s so damn hot when he?s mad!! Jiraiya: *cough* ANYWAY! EY, Kakashi! How's my biggest fan!! Kakashi: I'm good...but I think I'm going to stop reading "Come, Come Paradise" for a while... Jiraiya: WHAT?! WHY?! Oh...and it?s ?Itcha, Itcha Paradise? as well! *winks* Kakashi: Well...I'm just not as perverted as I used to be...*chuckles slightly* Sasuke: YOU! You wrote that disgusting book?! Jiraiya: YES I DID! Now shut up you ignorant child! It?s not like a kid like you is going to understand my book! My book is for sophisticated adults ONLY! Kakashi: Solfistation? *walks away* Sasuke: Ignorant child? Kid? *big, bulging eyes* Naruto: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sasuke's a child! A child! A Child!!! Sasuke: Child? *still shocked* Naruto: CHILD CHILD! Sakura: CHILD CHILI! Sasuke: *hits them both with a Ramen bowl* SHUT THE HELL UP! Ahem..."chili?, Sakura? Kakashi: I'm back?*holds up a dictionary* Naruto: *quickly jolts up* Where'd you go? Sakura: *gets up very slowly* Yea...I...didn't...even...see...you...leave... Kakashi: I went to get my hair gel from Guy...Oh! And I went to get a dictionary to find out what sofistation means? Guy: DAMN YOU KAKASHI!!! Give me that hair gel back!!! Wait?don?t you mean sophisticated? Kakashi: That?s what I said! Solistation!!! Guy: GAH! SHUT up! *cough* AHEM! I need that gel so I can get my hair to look like Sasuke's... Sasuke: WTF?! Really? *girly squeel* MAKEOVER!!! I'm doing make up!!! Everyone: O o Sasuke: what?! *Get?s out a Naruto Plushie and cries* AT LEAST YOU LISTEN TO ME!!! Kakashi: WHY? Guy: Because everyone says he's sooo cool...ITS GETTING ON MY NERVES! So I thought maybe if my hair was like his...I would be cool to! *big, starry eyes* Sakura: How cool am I? *grins widely* Naruto: Who cares how cool you are?No one likes you. *hits her with a ramen bowl* Sasuke: So I?m number one huh? Miiru!!!!! I?m comin for you!!! *tries to run away* Guy: *grabs Sasuke?s shirt* Hold on there?I didn?t say you were number one? Sasuke: Heh? *has a blank face* Naruto: THEN THAT MUST MEAN I?M NUMBER 1!!!! *starts jumping up and down* Guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! YOU?RE DEFINITELY NOT NUMBER ONE!! *pats him on the back very hard* Naruto: Then?.*sniffle* what number am I?! T-T Guy: Tch?You?re like waaaay down there?*holds up a list of names* Naruto: WHAT?! Sakura: ?.*takes Sasuke?s plushie of Naruto* It?can?t be?Naruto is to hot to be dead last? Guy: *comes up from behind Sakura* what do you mean ?dead last?? I didn?t say that? Naruto: Oh well?I?m gonna go and eat some ramen?*dashes away in a hurry* Sasuke: Who?s number one then? Guy: I?ll read a list?let?s see?number one is?Itachi Uchiha? Sasuke: *thinking* Damn you brother?damn you to hell?. Guy: Second is?Sasuke? Jiraiya: *thinking* DAMN him! How could I be less popular then that ignorant child?! Guy: Third is *gasps* NOOOOOOO!!!! *shocked look* Kakashi: Heh? Sorry I wasn?t listenin? Guy: *points at Kakashi* NOW WE REALLY ARE ETERNAL RIVALS!!! Sasuke: But?is that list real? I mean?.Is it true or made up?by you? Guy: I have no idea?and shut up! No one asked you! *hits SASUKE with a ramen bowl* Jeez?why is everyone so stupid now? IT DOESN?T MAKE SENSE! Kakashi: Waka- Naruto: *twinkle eyes*-LAKA! *thumbs up!* Guy: Anyway?.KAKASHI! Give me that hair gel! *points at the hair gel* Kakashi: Why? *blank look* Guy: I JUST TOLD YOU LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO!!! Kakashi: Oh?.Who are you? Guy: *mouth drops open* I?m--GAH! FORGET IT! FIGHTING YOU JUST ISN?T WORTH IT! *runs away and hits a tree* CHEEEEEZIIITTT!! Kakashi: Seriously?Who was that? *points at Guy* Naruto: A true calamity? *sighs* Sakura+Sasuke: *nod heads* Jiraiya: Hmmmmmmmmm? *reads ?Come Come Paradise? and has a confused look* that kid?grrrr...I can?t even understand this and I wrote it!!!! T-T |
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