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Topic Started: Jun 14 2009, 08:08 PM (49 Views)
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“How dare you sucker punch me and then just walk away. I was caught off guard is all! There’s no way in hell that someone like you could defeat someone like me if I took you seriously! I want a rematch right now, bitch! There’s no way you’ll be able to get me a second time. I won’t even hold back this time to show you the difference in our abilities. I’m a fucking Z Warrior, motherfucker! You can’t take this shit on. I’m the fuckin’ boss here, bitch! I wake up and I piss excellence and you can’t hold a candle up to the greatness that is Chioutzu! You’re a fucking nobody and you will always be a nobody when compared to me. You are shit. You don’t have what it takes to defend Earth, because you are as useful as a steaming pile of shit. Now, it’s rematch time, you steaming pile of human excrement!” Chioutzu said as he had followed the half saiyan who had just thoroughly defeated the tiny warrior in a fight home in order to get a rematch.

Miccah yawned when the tiny warrior finished his long winded whining. What time was it? The sun wasn’t even up yet and this little bastard had been nagging at the half saiyan’s door the entire time since he got home. He finally answered the little mime person’s pleas to answer the door and got an ear full of whining and moaning. Miccah didn’t bitch to him when he got thoroughly and utterly defeated last week. This shows what kind of spoiled sport his little man actually was. What a bitch! Oh well, Miccah would enlighten the prick and give him another fight. What’s the worst that could happen? Miccah loses? Big fucking deal. That is old news, folks; Miccah has lost plenty of time, and the most taxing one was the reason he was in Heaven to begin with. So losing a match here is not a big problem to this half saiyan.

The two fighters stood across from each other in the sparring arena. Miccah was still really tired and was scratching himself to keep to his usual morning ritual. Next was a big yawn and a snot rocket. He looked over at his small fry of an opponent and shrugged at him. He was not sure what the ground rules were, but it seemed snot rockets were disrespectful to this guy. Not like Miccah cared; it was this guy that woke him up at the ass crack of dawn to get a rematch. Pride goes before the fall. Miccah was about ready to get that pride taken care of. He did a few small stretches and then made his stance and confirmed the start of the fight with a nod to his opponent.

The fight began, Chioutzu would start things off my charging, Miccah used his half step technique and come back with his patented counter. Chioutzu just avoided the attack by flipping forward and jumping back to regroup. Miccah would not give his opponent the opportunity, he ran after in a charge of his own and flipped backward and shot his foot for Chioutzu’s chin as he floated at eye level with Miccah. This attack would also miss. As Chioutzu could see the attack coming and just floated backward and easily avoided the attack. He then went after Miccah in mid air and went for a punch to the half saiyan’s jaw and Miccah simply pointed a finger at him and fired a Dodonpa ray at the midget man. Chioutzu was caught off guard and had to change his path in order to dodge the attack. Miccah turned around and landed and faded from view. He activated his ki to boost his speed and catch his opponent at his weakness in speed. Chioutzu was panicked and was looking for his chance to show his secret weapon. Surely this will be checkmate, and the half saiyan will have to meet his maker with such an attack.

Miccah began an onslaught of basic physical attacks before he moved on to the more complicated things. Chioutzu was only barely able to avoid these attacks and couldn’t find an opening for his ultimate destroy you move; Chioutzu had to give the boy some credit. He was really good at putting the pressure on. If all else failed, he could always do this.

Miccah was feeling weird. He threw a punch that looked like it connected, but then a surge of electricity ran through his body and caused his brain and body to freeze like a deer in the headlights. Before he knew it, he was getting a face full of Dodonpa Ray and now he was flat on his back. What just happened to the half saiyan? He was still unable to move even after the fight was over. This was an incredible technique that he had never seen before. A technique like this could make a mess of things with opponents that are stronger than he is. This was something he must learn. Unfortunately, he would have to wait until after the gloating bastard finished his rant about how much Miccah sucks. Luckily, the reader gets to hear every word of it, because the writer is about two hundred and twenty five words away from meeting the quota for this day.

“Wahahahahahahah! Eat that, you pitiful excuse for a fighter. You are lower than the scum that collects on the bottom of rocks in the septic tanks at the trailer park. I have wiped my ass with toilet paper more worthy than you are as a fighter. I have seen pieces of shit that could be better fighters than you are. In fact, I have taken shits that can be better fighters than you are. I have taken a picture of a fighter that put up more of a fight than you. You are so low; you could easily pick the lint out of an ant’s belly button. I have no idea what that means but in other words, it means you suck and I just took up a good chunk and there is only seventy five more words to go before I can move on to the next day and then get this shit over with. How about them Mets?” Chioutzu said with a laugh at the half saiyan’s expense.

Miccah simply smiled and nodded until the little asshole was finally done with his rant. When it was all over, Miccah opened his mouth and said. “Are we done here? I’ve got to get some sleep before I can be of any use to the world.”

Chioutzu decided to show his new found respect to the half saiyan by teaching him a way to block attacks and stun enemies that were stronger than him. This could come in handy, because that was almost everyone who was stronger than Miccah. He sat in the dojo that Master Roshi opened across from Chiaoutzu who was trying to explain what it takes to use this kind of skill. It was hard to put into words, so Miccah’s mind was wandering. His training using non physical means was difficult. He was smart, but he could not wrap his mind around the psychic abilities of this little man. He was about ready to call it quits, but this block did work, and it was effective, so Miccah decided to stick this one out. He came back into the conversation, but he didn’t really understand again and his mind wandered.

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Miccah’s mind certainly did wander. He found himself remembering his favorite Aesop’s fables that he used to read all the time at the orphanage when he was bored. He took one last look at Chioutzu to make sure that he was not going to notice that Miccah wasn’t paying attention. Everything looked safe as Chioutzu seemed to continue talking about the concept behind the whole thing. Miccah would learn by doing, for now, it was time to take a journey through Aesop’s world.

The Ant and the Grasshopper:

In a field one summer's day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart's content. An Ant passed by, bearing along with great toil an ear of corn he was taking to the nest.

"Why not come and chat with me," said the Grasshopper, "instead of toiling and moiling in that way?"

"I am helping to lay up food for the winter," said the Ant, "and recommend you to do the same."

"Why bother about winter?" said the Grasshopper; we have got plenty of food at present." But the Ant went on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the Grasshopper had no food and found itself dying of hunger, while it saw the ants distributing every day corn and grain from the stores they had collected in the summer. Then the Grasshopper knew:

It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.

Miccah had just gotten done doing this. With his senzu bean and large storage capsule that he had just collected from doing odd jobs around King Kai’s planet, he was ready to take things carefully on the battlefield.

The Ass and His Masters:

AN ASS, belonging to an herb-seller who gave him too little food and too much work made a petition to Jupiter to be released from his present service and provided with another master. Jupiter, after warning him that he would repent his request, caused him to be sold to a tile-maker. Shortly afterwards, finding that he had heavier loads to carry and harder work in the brick-field, he petitioned for another change of master. Jupiter, telling him that it would be the last time that he could grant his request, ordained that he be sold to a tanner. The Ass found that he had fallen into worse hands, and noting his master's occupation, said, groaning: "It would have been better for me to have been either starved by the one, or to have been overworked by the other of my former masters, than to have been bought by my present owner, who will even after I am dead tan my hide, and make me useful to him."

He that finds discontentment in one place is not likely to find happiness in another.
To Miccah, this meant that if you can’t see the positive in the current situation, will not be able to recognize that there are worse things in life until it is too late to go back. So he’s dead. Surely, he could be in a worse situation. He got to meet strong and powerful people that could help him get stronger so he can keep from dying again.

The Boasting Traveler:

A MAN who had traveled in foreign lands boasted very much, on returning to his own country, of the many wonderful and heroic feats he had performed in the different places he had visited. Among other things, he said that when he was at Rhodes he had leaped to such a distance that no man of his day could leap anywhere near him as to that, there were in Rhodes many persons who saw him do it and whom he could call as witnesses. One of the bystanders interrupted him, saying: "Now, my good man, if this be all true there is no need of witnesses. Suppose this to be Rhodes, and leap for us."

He who does a thing well does not need to boast.

Miccah took this lesson to heart. Modesty is the best thing that one could keep whether they are the world’s strongest fighter or a mail man. When it comes to modesty, if you can’t keep a level head and be humble, then you can get caught with your pants down and make the fall that much harder.

The Boy and the Nettles:

A BOY was stung by a Nettle. He ran home and told his Mother, saying, "Although it hurts me very much, I only touched it gently." "That was just why it stung you," said his Mother. "The next time you touch a Nettle, grasp it boldly, and it will be soft as silk to your hand, and not in the least hurt you."

Whatever you do, do with all your might.

This was also something that reached Miccah’s lifestyle. If he wanted to do something, he had to do it completely and faithfully. He can not worry about the consequences, he needed to go all out and get it done. He can’t half ass it or he was going to regret it in the end.

The Cock and the Pearl:

A cock was once strutting up and down the farmyard among the hens when suddenly he espied something shinning amid the straw. "Ho! ho!" quoth he, "that's for me," and soon rooted it out from beneath the straw. What did it turn out to be but a Pearl that by some chance had been lost in the yard? "You may be a treasure," quoth Master Cock, "to men that prize you, but for me I would rather have a single barley-corn than a peck of pearls."

Precious things are for those that can prize them.

Miccah remembered this story and then realized that this was probably the most precious story of them all. That is if he prized the story more than the others. In reality, they were all important to the half saiyan and he was going to take these lessons through humor and practice them. One more story might be able to make it before he returned to Chioutzu’s lessons.

The Dog and the Shadow:

A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He immediately let go of his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away.

The moral of that one was grasp at the shadow and lose the substance. Meaning if you went after the smoke and mirrors, you lose the real deal. This means that one shouldn’t be distracted by something that wasn’t there when you could have kept your eye on what was causing the distraction and saved your ass from getting ninja slashed; hypothetically speaking.

Oh, right! Speaking of getting distracted, Miccah had been distracted from his lesson with Chioutzu for the last one thousand one hundred and eighty seven words. It was about time to get back to his lesson. He blinked and looked down at his midget master who was going to teach him this awesome block that was used against him.

“Okay, bitch, take what I just said and show me what you’ve got;” Chioutzu said with a smile.

Miccah gulped and sighed. This was going to take a while.

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Chiaoutzu's Psychic Halt
Description: The tiny mime-man taught you a technique he uses to intercept incoming attacks not through advanced martial arts maneuvers or split second dodging, but rather by standing his ground and manipulating his ki to psychically halt a foe in their place. The time they are stopped is short, but long enough to allow you the chance to deliver your own attack.
Effect: RESTRICTEDx1. Block. Stop any type of attack. If your Power Level is lower than your opponent's Power Level, STUN. Costs X+1 KI Points.
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