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| That's Not so Raven; 500z to whoever kills Kai Yamito | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 24 2009, 12:01 PM (68 Views) | |
| falstaff | Apr 24 2009, 12:01 PM Post #1 |
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Kai really needed to have his head examined if he thought masquerading around as this Raven character was helping things. Rosencrantz had not gone and slaughtered an entire theater full of people because Buddy refused to defend them. No. That had been the fault of the supposed Supreme Savior. For whatever reason, the Earth media didn't touch a story that reeked of monkey death. No, they had to rub the pathos in. That meant Earth deaths. In the case of Poe-gone-wrong, there were still deaths. The Raven had stood by and watched as the majin fiend turned a small child into a mass of candy, and could only manage a strong font in all capital letters in reaction to Falstaff devouring the boy whole. The news was blasting him, he just had to turn off FOX long enough to hear a partially unbiased view. They had clips of sobbing family members cursing his name, rallying with pitchforks and torches, searching, relentlessly trying to find his Batcave, of sorts. Had the ass-clown not learned anything watching the Dark Knight? Or Spider-Man? With great power comes great responsibility, yadda, yadda, and greatly crazy fucking people try and kill shit and laugh while you fail to stop them. It was common knowledge that masked heroes, as the previous Savior and the self-imposed new kid on the block wanted to be called, these heroes brought on more trouble than they were trying to solve. More than they were worth. "FUCK THE RAVEN!" "I THINK HE'S GAY!" "HE NEEDS TO DIE!" "STRING HIM UP!" All this from the police chief that, hours earlier, wanted to give him a furious stroke job under his desk. From the mayor that wanted to give him the key to the city and sop Kai's wood under his desk. The populace of Earth was like milk. They turned, and they turned fast. " No, " Falstaff told the changeling, his lipless mouth twisting itself into some semblance of a sweet smile. It was the physical equivalent to nails on a chalkboard. " Not human. " The majin shifted his shoulders uneasily, keeping the grin in place. " Humans . . . " Not quite realizing it himself just yet, Falstaff was unintentionally starting to take on more traits of the deranged robot clown. He straightened up and brandished a maul, actually his fist shaped to look and act like the weapon. " They're all going crazy trying to pick up the pieces. Me? I'm content simply playing with them. " Or eating them, as it were and often was. With a furious roar, Falstaff darted forward along the sidewalk and leaped, arms spread, malice lighting the fire behind what had previously been lifeless eyes. His descending form eclipsed Kuhn, and before the changeling knew it, he was about to become the next meal ticket for the starving bubble gum monster. Dragging the reshaped fist across his horned skull, the majin clubbed the taller alien into unconsciousness. There was no Bird Man around to save the pale-face. No, the Raven was off sitting on his hand until it went numb enough, all in order to better masturbate. Kai was no stranger to The Stranger. It was every man, woman, and changeling for themselves. A craft sped in over the city, opened its mouth, then admitted the two new passengers into its belly, one satisfied majin, and what would be one royally confused changeling when he awoke. Edited by falstaff, Apr 24 2009, 12:05 PM.
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| Biito | Apr 25 2009, 03:33 PM Post #2 |
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7% Good. 93% Bad Ass.
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Falstaff [ + 350 EXP // + 50 Zenni ] |
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