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| South Jarvis | 14 Sep 2014, 22:05 Post #21 |
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The Speaker of the Parliament will give Edited by South Jarvis, 14 Sep 2014, 22:11.
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Administrator Emeritus Secretary-General of the Twelfth, Thirteenth, Fifteenth and Sixteenth Cabinets MInister of Internal Affairs of the Labour and Socialist International scientia omnia vincit | |
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| Kiptoke-Ruselia | 21 Sep 2014, 22:13 Post #22 |
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Jason Alexandar, representative of the Commonwealth, gets up to speak: "Gentlemen, I assure you that the leadership of the NEP will certainly lead fruitful discussion on many issues surrounding the DSA right now. And if you don't agree with us, well, there's a reason why we are called the Nuclear Escalation Party." He then proceeds to throw a binder at the head of the delegate for the OHPSP. |
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| StJames | 22 Sep 2014, 11:10 Post #23 |
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"The Chosen One: Lugia"
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OHPSP leader Judas Iscariot ducked as the binder hurdled toward him, narrowly avoiding the projectile. "Mister Speaker, I think the NEP leader is out of fucking order. "Also, I would like to table a motion to rename the post of Prime Minister to Grand Poobah to debated after this vote." Edited by StJames, 22 Sep 2014, 11:13.
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| Defwa | 23 Sep 2014, 06:07 Post #24 |
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<<< Minister of Role Play >>>
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"Savage attacks such as these are far too common. Defwa is poised to offer humanitarian aid to victims impacted by this terror" *readies bandaid* |
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| StJames | 24 Oct 2014, 12:32 Post #25 |
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"The Chosen One: Lugia"
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Acting Leader of the OHPSP Mister Love rose to speak. "The OHPSP would like to propose a moment of silence for our now late leader Willie Stroker. Stroker served the OHPSP faithfully and honourably during his twenty minute tenure as the leader of the One Hundred Percent Serious Party. The DSA has lost a great man and a great statesman in Willie Stroker and I am certain that this Parliament will join us in our mourning over his loss." |
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| Kiptoke-Ruselia | 24 Oct 2014, 20:07 Post #26 |
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*NEP Leader Matthias Walker stands up in silence* Meanwhile, in his head: "Why in the world are we in mourning? Do other nations not lose as many of their leaders? I mean, geez, we lose a leader every, what, 8 months? Why the heck is this man so important? I'll never understand these Saint Jameses people..." After the silence, he sat down and spoke: "Esteemed delegates, I deeply apologize for the actions of our former delegate, Jason Alexandar. He is been taken away from this position, and properly... *smirks slyly* dealt with. Now, I do believe that we should tackle some topics related to the Parliament. It comes to my attention that many people do not want the Commonwealth to be head of the Parliament, and we understand that. However, we will not willingly give up such a position. I do like the idea of changing the name of the Prime Minister post to Grand Poobah. If there are no objections, we will move into a voting procedure on the matter. Are there any more points or motions on the floor?" |
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| Europa Majora | 25 Oct 2014, 22:09 Post #27 |
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The newest party has come to the DSA for the upcoming election. With a high concern for National Sovereignty, the welfare of the Environment, and the looming empires of this Region, the Western Green Front looks forward to creating policies that help to foster a better environment, Region, and liberties for all via the providence of legislation pushing for a greener DSA that works against the efforts to create undemocratic restraints on minority regions and for the progress of the individual. |
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| StJames | 26 Oct 2014, 17:16 Post #28 |
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"The Chosen One: Lugia"
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OHPSP Chairman of the Holy Potato Committee, as the leadership position had been renamed, Dick Swet rose to speak. "The NEP is not going to distract this Parliament from its task, which is to remove the NEP from power. To be quite frank, I don't know how the NEP has managed to delay the vote this long, but will the Speaker please schedule this damned thing so we can bloody fucking well move on to other shit?" |
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| Kiptoke-Ruselia | 26 Oct 2014, 22:54 Post #29 |
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NEP Leader, Matthias Walker, gets up to defend the Commonwealth. "Gentlemen, I do not believe a vote is necessary. I believe that the delegate of the OHPSP is gravely mistaken within the rules of the Parliament. The delegate of the OHPSP once stated:
Now, according to the rules of this Parliament:
Therefore, since the Commonwealth has agreed to this, seen: . The Commonwealth believes it is the rightful owner of the position of President. The Speaker of the Parliament recognized this, why can't the OHPSP recognize this for themselves?
I demand that the vote be cancelled, and I rest my case." Edited by Kiptoke-Ruselia, 26 Oct 2014, 22:54.
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| StJames | 27 Oct 2014, 04:35 Post #30 |
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"The Chosen One: Lugia"
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Chairman of the Holy Potato Committee Rumpelstiltskin Rumpelstilzchen rose to respond to the NEP leader. "Mister Speaker, we have made it clear time and time again that we do not bloody support this goddammed madman. Even if we supposedly gave our 'support' to these whackjob lunatics, don't we have the right to take that supposed 'support' away? The so-called 'rules' have nothing to do with it! Now can we please get on with this fucking vote?" |
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