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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:02:31 AM Post #21 |
I got my eyes on you.
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-Page 15- hehehe, laughed DS, who thought hannah would sink so low Suddenly Hannah died WHAA??? yelled DS She always does that. said the cleaner and dialed 000 for the 14th time in a week, DS continued to fantas office, and deposited all his ice in the disposal bin Fanta: What do you wish to know? Suddenly DS woke up, in a small farm house. He went into the kitchen and opened the fridge. It was full of penguins. "Yummm..." said DS, "My favourite!" Meanwhile Hannah flicked the ON switch on her mind control satelite. It made a 'BVVVVVVVPPPP' sound as it powered up. Then it sent out super-sonic waves of mindcontroledness, and everyone on Earth was controlled by Hannah. Hannah gave Fanta a big Christmas bonus for being sooo loyal, and Fanta started a company called Fanta Co. (No Ice). It was a coackroach/minion building company. And they gave every minion they made to Hannah... Over time, the company owned by Fanta and Hannah (Fanta co. [no ice]), began to become more and more successful. However, being the founder, Fanta wanted to continue the business herself, so she blackmailed Hannah, and she became homeless. Also, her mind-control device was a device developed by Fanta co. (no ice), and the updates were out, so Hannah could not control the world anymore. As the years passed, Drunken Squirrel, had married, and began to reproduce with his wife. He, not being immortal like Fanta and/or Hannah, he passed away, along with his children, and his children's children (etc.) Sooner or later, Fanta and one of Drunken Squirrel's decendants married, and controlled Fanta co. (no ice) together. Needing a secretary, they hired Hannah. Hannah declined the seceratary job invitation, and started her own company in direct competition to Fanta. Co (no Ice). Her company was called Mountain Dew. Inc (With Ice), and her ingenious technological revoulutions in the coackroach minions industry earned her trillions of dollars and forced Fanta Co. to shut down. Meanwhile, Hannah secretly kept the best minions to herself, and had a bigger minion army then anyone else. DS hated non alchoholic beverages (fanta was strangely alchoholic, its "no ice" because ice ruins the alchohol, DS sat in front of the TV and drank fanta a mountain dew add came on, he threw his fanta at the TV, and got a fanta brand TV a day later Then gamer became strangely addicted to mountain dew and purchases 700 thousand crates of it from Mountain dew.Inc (with Ice). He offered some to DS who was in rehab at the time and was going crazy without anything to drink so he chugged the lot and also became addicted to it. They both also became extremely loyal to Hannah, and their minds (or whatever you call that tiny thing in their heads) turned to mush... and they bowed down to Hannah. "Master...." they droned Hannah woke up from her dream, on the fanta co. desk she had a bed near the desk, and she had wet the bed, fanta co. went out of buisness because it was soooooooo stinky *later* Ds started..... DS Co. and it went out of buisness cause DS couldnt be F***ed running a buisness, then hannah saw a magazine, and subscribed, she loved it! it was called "F*** monthly" and was just a cover and one page, meanwhile DS was testing his IQ, he had all the high scores on the IQ tester, his IQ was 304 Then out of desperation hannah ate her brain Blu tack and a bunch of twigs and stuff in her head, and died, she had to take over spongegoat to live, and lived happily in her underwater apple house Ooopss... by 304 IQ, DS really meant .304... emphasis on the POINT. Anyway, Hannah and Spongegoat lived happily under the sea with their next door neibours DS the starfish and Squiggleypooh the grumpy octopus-thing. One day Hannah got so annoyed with Squiggle-pooh that she murdered him. Unfortunately the dim-witted Starfish, DS wittnessed the crime and Hannah had to kill him too... Mean while Gamer was being chased by a pack of coackroach pirannas, which where minions of Hannah's....
No, it was..... GAMER the dimwitted starfish, DS meanwhile was at his Krumpy kroo..krab..? anyway, DS was counting his money, he dropped a quater and searched for it in the sewer, he found it, but Hannahs wet bet floated by, he suffocated because of the smell and died, But his willing army of evil nazi pacmen and the EVILER pacman hitler went to the big apple (not america you f***s!) to destroy hannah.. Then DS was dragged off kicking and screaming by phsyciatrists *dunno how to spell it*. And was emitted to the 'Whacko's Crazy Farm' Hospital. Where he was kept in a straight jacket and feed mushy peas... And, as a special treat every Sunday he received his favourite food, penguins (the mushy variety though, of course)... Meanwhile, Gamer was being attacked by piranas... Errrrrr DS is dead, said the narrator... So DSes Nazi pacmen Cannibalised Hannah and forced her to drink fanta... But then was distracted by the delicious looking dot... and another dot and another!! "munch" . "munch" . "much" . . . . . . . . . . So many dots and then.... A CHERRY!! "munch" Meanwhile Hannah escaped from the evil pac man and drank a mountain dew to cancel out the fanta Then When the pacmen had finish there dots they were given super powers, hannah turned blue and started to run around the maze..... She was a Sonic, with the role of a ghost - And because she was Sonic, she ran super fast and killed Pacman in o time at all just like when I had that dodgey Mrs. Chomp (chomp is the same as pacman) game on my comp and the ghosts were impossibly fast!!! *Waves fist angrily to nothing in particular* Anyway... Gamer also found himself mysteriously transported to a Pac man universe and the pirana were the ghosts... It wasn't the classic arcade Pac Man, it was the new Pac Man for the Nintendo DS. This time, Hannah had control of DS by drawing him around the ghosts. She had been drinking a lot of Fanta with Fanta, and they got drunk, and started drawing DS (AKA Pac Man) in funny shapes. And DS was drawing hannah who was drawing DS who was drwaing hannah who was drawing DS Etc. They ended up drawing DS with two butts instead of a head - but, oh wait that IS DS's head... anyway... Gamer got bitten by a piranna and cried... It was a radio active pacman piranna so gamer turned into..... SUPER PACMAN RADIO-ACTIVE THING!! *triumphant music* Anyway - he flies around the city with his underware showing, everyone laughs untill he dies of embarressment However, DS was then brought back to life as a butterfly, because nobody ever suspects the butterfly. But then somebody touched his wings - which we all know kills butterflys Edited by santanoice, Mar 16 2008, 12:03:08 AM.
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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:06:15 AM Post #22 |
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-Page 16- ...But DS was a poison butterfly, Hannah died, and before death she vowed never to touch a rainbow colored bug ever again... She touched another rainbow coloured bug. However, she was an Animorph, so she turned into the rainbow bug, and used her new butterfly abilities to attack DS. But a copy always dies in 5 seconds, hannah Re- died But Hannah's soul would never fall to the likes of DS, so she fused fused herself tohgether with Fanta, and became Fantah. So DS took his Eye back, Fantah, was blined, and DS once again had full vision, Fantah, accedantly walked off of a cliff..... But because Hannah had been a butterfly, they could fly, even without wings. Which didnt make sense, so hannah ate pigeons got rabies and died AND THE STORY ENDED!!! THE END, But, this is a neverending story so Hannah was reincarnated as Hannah, Fanta was reincarnated as Fanta, DS was reincarnated as a penguin (oo the irony) and Gamer was reincarnated as Spongegoat. Everyone else was reincarnated aswell... As coackroach army minions of Hannah.... Hannah took over the universe and yet again was the dominant evil of the story However, Hannah had mistreated her cockroach army, so they betrayed Hannah, and left her to rot in the alley behind the local school. Then a bunch of kids approached her... "Are you all right?" they asked and helped Hannah up... One look into her hypnotising eyes they turned to zombies... "Maaaassssssttttteeerrrr" Meanwhile at Pigpimples school of witch craft and wizardry... The only person with the power of defeating Hannah was sortied into Gunk'ndoor house by the magical sorting shoe.... Unfortunately he choked to death four point two six seconds later.... However, Hannah had suddenly remembered that everyone had been reancarnated as cockroaches, and she noticed everything was back-to-front. So was in a parallal universe! Meanwhile, DS (not penguin) was trying to entertain a little spoilt kid at a birthday in a penguin costume, later he gave up and walked to fanta co. to get a fanta, with "no ice" Then DSs long lost identical twin brother (Sober Duck) came along and restiched himself to his ex-siamese twin.... DS was now stuck with his ex conjoined twin (- now rejoined) stitched to him for the rest of his (short short) life DS discovered hannah was on drugs (crack) and she saw and thought wait.... she cant think... err.. saw things in her head, anyway, Fanta co. was up and running again, and the big news headline was penguins dead everywhere, DS was happy because he always hated the little buggers.. He ran around collecting them all and ate them raw for his dinner (the penguins)... meanwhile Sober Duck was trying to stop DS from drinking ...yet his addiction could not be stopped. He even spiked fanta with it. Because of this, Sober Duck died of alcohol poisoning. And Fanta made it so penguins NEVER existed  And DS cried both for the loss of his favourite delicasy and for the loss of his brother Sober Duck... He resolved never to drink another Fanta OR alchoholic beverage ever again... And thus Drunken Squirrel became.... *dun dun dun* Squirrelnoice. DS always hated penguins........... (duh) so he got drunk and woke up naked on fantas lawn, later fanta hired him to make a funny advert (while he was in his Drunken state) to advertize fantaco. (no ice) |
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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:09:51 AM Post #23 |
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I got my eyes on you.
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-Page 17- But then Mountain Dew.Inc (With Ice) purchased Fanta Co. (no ice). And fired Drunken Squirrel because they knew a drunk dude was no way to advertise a non-alcoholic beverage - and because they didn't want people to think the drinkcaused *ahem* mutated looks (uglyness).... Meanwhile Sober Duck became a multimillionaire by selling pencil sharpeners over E-Bay. Drunken Squirrel decided to mooch off of him... And then DS Bought a stock and sold them at double price claiming that if you got the (non existent) golden sharpener, you get a free platinum sharpener, And DS killed Sobre duck, he ressurected him as Retard racoon, and Retard racoon went to ask for a job at Fanian dew...(ice or no ice) Retarded Racoon, Sober Duck (newly resurected) and Drunken Squirel all went to a family reunian and got pinched on the cheeks by old ladies... Then a UFo came and sucked them all into the ship and flew off to never-never land DS stabbed micheal jackson and ran, the oompa malestas got his brothers though, he ran back to home, and dialed 1800 Fanta, and discovered it had been taken over, so he drunk a 50 pack of beer and woke up with a MASSIVE hangover ...Not realizing that the Fanta co. hotline was in fact a hotline from the aliens. Meanwhile, the trio that had been taken in the space ship were quite scared. However, once they reached Mars, they were greeted with Hannah's run-down old base, which had been blown to pieces by Gamer. Hannah was still in control on this planet however, the three siblings were fed to her pet Adlkasjflkaj..... Which is a species of Alien, with large sharp teeth and a giant appetite... Then DS went on holiday to canada, too meet... miles? no, it was hannah, eating someones pet dog YOU f***ING RETARD! yelled the dogs owner furiosly, then hannah gave the dog back to her.. she slapped hannah (at least) 200 times and she bleeded and died Meanwhile, Fanta was pouring 10000000 gallons of soap (yes, you heard me!) on hannahs wet bed... then it went back to the car chase scene for some reason, except miles killed hannah, and her broom destroyed a government building (doh!) *Tastes like Fanta," said Elaine, queen of the Adlkasjflkajes, as she gobbled down SD. Then Flanders chased Drunken Squirell around with a rake. "You just come didly back here with my T didly V!" he shoutd. DS got into his car and speed away... he was pulled over by the police who took a breathaliser test and he was a few million alcohol things above the limit. HE went to jail were he was eaten by a crocodile And since that post made no sense at all, the whole space time continum made a giant black hole, everyone got sucked in to a game of..... Zelda? Princess fanta was abducted by evil hannah etc. and DS sat in the home all day, even when the message "SAVE FANTA" had appeared over 12 hundred times... Fanta cried, and Hanondorf tortured her. But Fanta worked for Hannah and was her loyal servant, the kidnapping was only a trap to lure DS into their secret lair.... DS fell for it, hook line and sinker and was kidnapped and held for ransom for 50cents... noobody was willing to pay such a high amount for DS.... maybe if his brothers were still alive they would pay but nobody else cared...
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But they didnt realise he MEANT to be captured, he was on a government mission so DS C4ed the base, and the SWAT team and the Navy squirrels took hannah away and chained her up, with 1000000000 locks and lazer tripwires everywhere But Hannah was a master at escaping, attacking and all things evil related... she used a tooth pick to pick the locks, a spoon to trick the lasers and her super duper hypnotic starre to escape the squirrels she was free!! DS cried, he was soo upset that he had lost... Then gamer cried - DS stealing his line is happening oh so much more frequenlty lately.... Hannah woke up in her celll again, with 100000000000000000000000 more lazers and DS wasnt crying, it was raining.... Sure it was, sure..... Hannah blasted her way through her cell wall then went to her satelite so that she could use her super melting ray to melt the horrible prison.... She melted it and poor DS burst into tears, Gamer then whacked him in the face... "THATS MY LINE!!!!!!" he screamed... and challenged DS to a duel, if he tried to weasel out of this one he most certainly was a coward DS accepted Gamer's challenge. The two each withdrew a pistol, stook back to back, but instead of playing the game properly, DS shot Gamer before Hannah yelled *Shot.* DS giggled. While Hannah was busy doing that, Anjewlz appeared from the future and stood there doing nothing realising there was nothing to do. Anjewlz had great super duper extravagant powers and made everyone non-evil................. Then Anjewlz woke up and laughed at her silly dream. As if anyone would have anti-evil powers. Ha! Hannah and Anjewlz both went to KFC and bought a giant bucket of popcorn chicken.... They used their super duper magical powers to turn the popcorn chicken into coackroach chicken minions.... They took over the world and built a giant roller coaster. Yay!!! Edited by santanoice, Mar 16 2008, 12:10:45 AM.
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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:14:02 AM Post #24 |
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-Page 18- The rollar coaster's first customour was Fanta, but she was not allowed to ride it, as she had a heart condition. Fanta cried. Gamer got so sick of people stealing his line, so he punched Fanta in the face. Fanta then got sick of... well of nothng, she just got sick. All over gamers brand new clothes. "Thats it!" screamed gamer, "this means war!!!" Fanta's nose began to bleed. She used her new ability to nose-bleed on Gamer. Gamer cried. Gamer kicked Fanta in the shin. Fanta cried, this enraged gamer even more... Soon they were engaged in a crying and fighting war... Both were in tears but still attacking. *Pow* *Sob* *KBLAM* *wah!* *Crash!!!* *sniff* *Bam* *Boo hoo* Then in a split second they both collapsed onto the ground, crying like babys. So DS gave them there bottles, and put them in there cots (which were right next to each other) awwwww Fanta threw her bottle at Gamer. Gamer threw his bottle at Fanta. Fanta creied, Gamer creied. DS regretted his decision to adopt them so he put them in the garbage can and moved to Pluto. Meanwhile Fanta and Gamer where fighting and crying in the garbage can and their next door neighbour came over. "Oh... Don't fight dearies..." said Anjewlz and pinched their cheeks... "Goochi goochi gooo...." Then Gamer smashed his bottle into the wall, and stabbed it into anjewlzes face, ripping her face off, she ran off screaming to the plastic surgery clinic, Fanta and gamer continued to fight Hannah got sick of their fighting and placed them on oposite sides of the universe. Ten years later when they were both strong and healthy ten year olds. She reunited them and broadcasted it on Television. "Ah.." she said to herself, "I love free entertanment" And fanta, in that 10 years had taught herself the ways of the force, and used her "my first lightsaber" to cut gamers head off... But Gamer had also been busy in his ten years away from Fanta, he had grown a second head so the blow didn't cost him his life, merely ten years of hard work. Gamer cried. Then Fanta threw a shoe at him. Eeewww... ~~~ Stench ~~~ Then Gamer threw it back. Eeewwww.... ~~~Stench~~~ Then Fanta threw it back... then gamer threw it back.. and their fight evolved into a weird version of tennis. Anyway, meanwhile george lucas had bought DSes rights and invented a cartoon show, with the side characters Sober duck, retard racoon, pissed penguin, crappy crocodile, laxative Llama, and hungry hungry hippo(s), George lucas lost all his money (the show was total crap) and since he could never fund the next starwars, he jumped off of a cliff..... Okaaayyy then... Anyway: Then a large company called Tenis.Co Merged with a company called Shoes R US.Inc... They became ShoeTenis.Inc. They bought Gamer and Fantas strange tennis game off them thinking it would make them millions when really the real money was being made by their competitors TenisShoes.Co who sold tenis shoes... They went bankrupt. But anyway... Gamer and Fanta split the billion dollars they had been given and used it to fund their war against each other... Meanwhile Hannah was out of the limelight and using this time to plot her world domination scheme... No wait.. she already dominated the Earth. hmm... YAY!! HOLIDAY!!! yes........ Anyway, DS had ruled THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE and was set to destroy earth, until he realised Fanta and gamers war was destroying it with nuclear weaponry anyway, so he got the specialty back scratching massaging alien Jkdkeyedoop to massage him while he watched the world (earth) fall to peices It was then that he realised Hannah owned the whole universe but had kindly given him Earth. "Nooooooooooooooooo!!!" He screamed. And then joined George Lucas at the bottom of the cliff. Where a pile of money rested, he happlily lived (and died) in the money pile IE Moneyville, So another of DSes descendants took over, and legalized gambling in moneyville Then the idiot gambled away alllll of the money and moneyville was now dungville. Meanwhile Hannah decided to destroy Dungville because it destroyed the perfect aura of her Empire. Dungville was shipped off to Pluto where Hannah put all of the mess... Pluto was Hannahs dump... Meanwhile Fanta (being Hannahs loyal servant and all) was granted use of the coackroach army for her fight against Gamer. So gamer joined forces with DS once again and DS redid his clone army with upgrades (like in the matrix) and sent them to get DS and gamer a 6 pack, then fanta signed a declaration of independance and stole hannahs army, hannah cried, and gamer kicked her 12 times in the face and stabbed her continosly DONT- YOU- EVER- STEAL- MY- LINE!! he yelled while stabbing Hannah laughed at Fantas foolishness.... Stealing my army? HA! Fanta of all people should know that that was only one battalion of her army. Hannah took ten or her remaining billion army battalions and took her army back. Fanta cried. Seeing as they were fighting in her universe she sent 10 battalions of coackroaches out on a peace keeping mission. She had reason to believe that Gamer was hiding weapons of mass destruction and he had to be stopped. Yes, 10000 year old rotten diaper with smelly egg body odour and toxic gas bombs!!!! DS joined in the war on Hannah joined her a billion and 1 battalions of Coackroaches with DSs .112 battalion of Clones. They marched their army up to Gamer whoose army consisted wholely of cheese. Hannah then called in a few battalions from her moose army and quickly ate through Gamers defenses. (get it? Ate! teehee) |
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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:16:38 AM Post #25 |
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-Page 19- Yes, DS only had .112 to save transport space, But they multiplied, into 10327895693073 DSes!! Which totalled to about the same amount of clones in his battalion as the number of Coackroaches in 1/10th of one of Hannah's battalions... But Hannah didn't mind supplying the larger amount of the army, she was the ruler of the universe! Gamer was surrounded. They took him off to jail where he was guarded by Spongegoat and a few billion battalions of pirannas from Hannah's army. Spongegoat ate gamers hat. Gamer cried. Meanwhile Fanta was grovelling for Hannah to give her her job back. Then DS walked into the sunset, he fried, cause he literraly walked INTO the sunset, yet another descendant replaced him Completed Flower Cup, 100cc Group Icon Group: Karter Posts: 2,113 Member No.: 50 Joined: March 18, 2005 Warn: (0%) ------+ Hannah decided to accept Fantas apology. But she still couldn't trust her. Fanta was demoted to the army droppings pick-up team. Doing fieldwork. She enthusiastically picked up every drop of poop that the coackroaches pooped. She thought her new job was so great, she made it her lifelong abition to pick up poop, and she was amazed at the pay (w00t, 1cent a year!) Completed Flower Cup, 100cc Group Icon Group: Karter Posts: 2,113 Member No.: 50 Joined: March 18, 2005 Warn: (0%) ------+ Hannah was meanwhile trying to decide on a replacement for Fanta'sold job. Executive Vice Assistant Secretary Vice Prime Co-Leader Secretary of Stench Control. Hannah hired David hasslehoff, he was the best worker in the crew... or should i say, poo Hannah fired him because he is lame and hired SpongeGoat. He ate everyones hats. Hannah gave him a raise Luckily in advance DS had put on the worst hat in the world, Spongegoat died, and was sent to the grim reaper... But the grim reaper and Hannah were old friends so he brought SpongeGoat back to life with extreme goaty powers And then spongegoat said EDYdg';ioygpdirufrdtgDFGHfrjgrhfjgoooooooooooooooppoooooodfjhsefklhueophpohdjffmkddddddddd!! Which, translated into English meant: "I'm going to make DS pay for ever murdering me with that awful hat!" Hannah lended him a coackroach battalion and he went off after DS But gamer owned that hat (DS was borrowing it) so the law states GAMER, must be killed Hannah told Spongegoat that he could kill both of them if he wanted, because she writes the laws. MEanwhile Fanta and Gamer still hated each other. They bumped into each other at the local "Poop pickeruperers festival" and realised that they didn't really hate each other, they loved Eachother. So they got married and had seven billion children. They moved into a shoe house and lived happily eve after untill spongegoat came to kill gamer. But a mountain ate gamer, and fanta cried for days Fanta then wondered how the mountainate him... So she climbed up it and noticed a giant hole. This, she thought, must be its mouth. She looked down it and only saw a thick red liquid. On closer inspection she noticed it was boiling hot. She was just about to tink, thats odd when the red thick liquid burst out of the mountain and hitr her in the face it instantly solidified turning to rock and she from then on became: *triumphant music*Fantcano (no ice)! *Superman pose* And DS became..... DS!! *no music* *tumbleweed goes by* Okaaayyy then.... While DS was busy trying to become some sort of superhero.. Fantcano sought to avenge Gamers death. She went to Hannah and asked why SpongeGoat had killed him. "Because DS wouldn't admit to killing SpongeGoat." said Hannah Fantcano was outraged she went up to DS and started erupting. With fanta, DS drank it and its alchoholic properties made him "tipsy" as some say.. But it wasn't Fanta it was Fantlava and it burned DSs insides and he died. Everyone celebrated and Hannah made a national holiday called 'We got rid of DS day'. Fantcanno was given her old job back and SpongeGoat was moved to being the head of the prison department. |
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| santanoice | Mar 16 2008, 12:20:31 AM Post #26 |
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-Page 20- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hannah screamed for no reason in the fanta co. desk bed, she wet it again, how embarrasing! So the cleaners soaped it, and then DS walked in and Shot Hannah with the kill hannah she cant come back to life becuase now she is a mortal or KHSCCBTLBNSIAM gun, and killed her, then there was a party, and everyone got drunk on fanta DS woke up... oh darn I thought that was a dream but I was only dreaming it was a dream he thought... Hannah woke up in hell, she was RIGHT UNDER the hannahs dead party, she had to shut them up so she could get some shuteye She went upstairs and joined in in the DSs dead party.. They all celebrated until they got bored then went back to their daily lives. Since both partys existed the world went back to the hannah picking her nose scene But since that scene never actually occured the world went back to just after Fantcano avenged gamers death by killing DS. But when DS fell dead he hit a gama ray, he became.. El, DRUNKO and used his super hangover beam to get Fanta drunk, and put her in a closet... DS was soo... Happy: He had finally gotten himself a super hero identity. Too bad it was all a dream. He woke up at the Mountain Dew.Inc (with ice) vice assistants secretary's assistant's secretary assistant vice assistant secretary's desk. And vaguely remembered his drunken escapede when he signed up for a seventy year contract of work. Since it was a dream fantcano never existed either Anyway, Gamergoat (gamer mixed with goat) decided to lick his own arse for no apparent reason, then... Then SpongeGoat walked past and GamerGoat fell instantly in love with him... *awww*  But Fantcano was extremely upset about this... Yet fantcano never existed, it was just fanta holding her Volcano school project, she was so mad (damned sponge stole her gamergoat) So she threw the volcano replica at spongegoat, but because the volcano (ironiccaly) was filled with fanta, Spongegoat dissolved..... Except - Spongegoat was really a sponge so he absorbed the fanta. And as sponges do, as he absorbed he grew, and grew, and grew and....................... GREW!!! SpongeGoat became.......... *Triumphant music* GiantFantaSpongeGoat.... (GFSG) *Super man pose* DS was jealous - he had always wanted to have a super hero identity... but he had failed... he cried. Gamergoat started eating his hat. "THAT IS MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he baaed...
Oh sh*t, said the admin... ohh f*ck this post needs a refurnish Except - Spongegoat was really a sponge so he absorbed the fanta. And as sponges do, as he absorbed he grew, and grew, and grew and....................... GREW!!! SpongeGoat became.......... *Spongebob tune* A PILE OF SHIT!!(APOS) *Super Stinky pose* DS wasnt jealous - he had always wanted to have a super hero identity... but he had failed... so he decided to shoot gamergoat with an MP5 Gamergoat died. Gamergoat went to goat hell, where satin was teasing him with a hat... Gamer goat cried "THAT IS MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" his clone baaed... ... DS meanwhile was chowing down on penguins. Mmm... penguin soup, he thought... Then Hannah brought in a bowl of Penguin Ice-Cream. She gave it too him then laughed evilly as he greedily swallowed it. DS died instantly. And became... *no triumphant music* DG (drunken Ghost) *No super man pose* DS doesnt eat penguins, so it reversed to the... CAR CHASE SCENE! Hannah Decided to eat her own sh!t while noone was looking just before it went back to the scene DS doesnt eat penguins, so it reversed to the... CAR CHASE SCENE! Hannah Decided to eat her own sh!t while noone was looking just before it went back to the scene Hannah doesn't eat shit, so it reset to the actual real car chase scene. Hannah was flying along on her broom stick and DS was driving his flying car. Then J.K Rowling came and sued DS for stealing the flying car thing.... So did chity chity bang bang... DS was faced with a HUGE fine so he went bankrupt and was forced to work in the (now merged) Fanta Dew.Inc (optional ice) Hannah was so happy that she ate her own shit to celebrate DS, meanwhile was sitting at his Fanta Dew.Inc desk in the cramped, damp, mouldy and leaking office that was reserved for the 10000000000 lowest ranking employees. DS, who was the second lowest ranked employee was stuck sharing the doggyest desk their was. There was a leak right above it constantly dripping on his head. DS finally understood what was soo horrible about chinese water torture and went insane. So DS started, Hannaheatsherownshit co. and made millions by selling shit to hannah, fantadew co. went bankrupt because hannah was so addicted to the shit |
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| DrunkenSanta | Mar 20 2008, 07:34:34 PM Post #27 |
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-Page 21- (Ugh, so many quotes. I feel like punching my past self in the face.)
Whoops... (DS was so drunk he got it wrong)... it should have been: So DS became addicted to shit. Hannah saw there was profit to be made out of this so she started a side company called Shit and penguins co. and made millions by selling shit and penguins to DS. DS's company: ShoeTennis.Inc went bankrupt because not only was shoe tennis a highly unpopular game but he was addicted to shit and used all the money on that. oops, hannah was so full of shit, she changed it wrong.. EDIT: So hannah became addicted to shit. Fanta saw there was profit to be made out of this so she started a side company called Shit and pigeons co. and made millions by selling shit and pigeons to Hannah. Gamer's company: Spunktacular.Inc went bankrupt because not only was TOMATO a highly unpopular fruit (yes, its a fruit) but hannah was addicted to shit and used all the money on that. *rolls eyes at DS's stuborness* *watches disgustedly as DS eats shit and penguins adn penguin shit* *decides to actually continue the story on* Hannah and Fantcano were walking along one fine morning when all of a suden she stumbled upon a magic wand. "Yay!" she cried and then zapped the nearby DS (in the Penguin restaurant) and he shrunk to a mouse like size. On further inspection it turned out that he had actually turned into a mouse... *teehee* she said and zapped up a mouse trap bext to him... "Mmm...Penguin Cheese.." said Drunken Mouse. Hannah was on SHiterranAR (the shit version of marijuiana) she was walking around saying "lalala volcano fanta, mice penguin lalala" then she decided to eat more shit, Fanta and DS ran in fear to the bathrooms, and puked, then washed there eyes out with soap The soap was unbelievably dreamy, and Fanta and DS (who had washed their eyes with it) began to fantasize about their true loves (DS's being Hannah, and Fanta's being herself). Then DS puked and bashed his conchence (his head) until he forgot, then he kicked mario in the nuts for no apparent reason (DS Edit: Lawl @ my ability [or lack thereof] to spell.) *Hannah walks into the bathroom* Hannah said, "Oops. Hehe, you two continue whatever you were doing in here..." Extraordinarily frightened of what she saw, Hannah left the room with the dreamy soap. She washed her eyes with it, and instantly forgot what she had seen. So DS kicked luigi in the nuts, and gave mario a swirly for no apparent reason Then Mario and Luigi began kicked DS in the nuts. He said his sorrys, but the Mario Bros. show no mercy! So DS sliced of Luigis head MAMMA !@#$ING MIA!! yelled mario Mario then digi-volved into Dr Mario, and used his Pills to seek his revenge on DS. He shoved them into his throat, and DS died of suffication. But they were "mario killer" drugs, DS drowned mario in the toilet bowl(which was pull of piss), and later put there bodys in the dumpster Yet Hannah ate all the shit in the toilet, and thus, it wasn't very polluted. Not that it mattered anyway, it's just a disgusting habbit she has. Later her skin tone turned to a Greeny brown color, she was known as shitty from then on Shitty was in fact her nick-name. Her true identity was the Great Mighty Poo. She began getting oprah lessons, and was soon the most well know piece of shit in the universe. Then the famous conker scene began Hannah sung *ahem* I AAAAM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND IMMMMM GONNA THROW MY SHIT AT YOU! A HUGE SUPPLY OF- line... Yes, it was the rehearsal... She was booed by the judges. "You don't sing well, you don't move well, you don't look great, I don't know what we can do with you," Dicko said. Gamer71 was actually never eaten by a mountain and never met SpongeGoat. That was DS in disguise. Gamer finds himself in Starfox world and woke up with Fox offering a cup of tea. Gamer71 screamed and ran away. Meanwhile...... Everyone else was also in starfox world and chased gamer71. Gamer71 got in his arwing and flew away.
Oh yeah and that- O_o was actually DS. Gamer realised it WAS him, but hannahs stink fumes were making him drowsy and making him say weird things... oh wait, it was hannah in disguise... Edited by DrunkenSanta, Mar 20 2008, 07:35:07 PM.
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| santanoice | Mar 21 2008, 06:29:23 PM Post #28 |
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-Page 22- Hannah then wondered why DS was in the toilets with Fanta... I mean, cme on it was the public toilets!! The FEMALE public toilets. So she went over to DS's house to ask. She opened the door and saw DS prancing around in a dress: "More tea Mrs. Gamer?" she asked Gamer71, also in a dress. (It was a much nicer colour then DS's though) "Certainly Miss. DS" Gamer replied in a high pitched voice. Hannah burst into laughter HAHAHAHAHA... She took out her camera and snapped away *click* *click*.... Gamer and DS died of humiliation... Hannah was very full of shit.. (litterally) that was accually the Male/female toilets, which hannah invented (so she could have her shit in 2 flavors) Yet Hannah knew her idea of cross-gender toilets was a pathetic idea, so she never continued with it. She just never got around to changing the little pictures on the door though. So she built a shit factory powered by pigs, laxatives and washing machines And her executive Fanta then turned into a piece of shit too. She became Mr Hanky. So DS put her through the hank-to-human machine.. So now Fanta was My HankyHuman. So Fanta had a role on southpark She was so happy she even invited Hannah and DS to be a cameo couple on the show. DS had re-humanised Fanta because he was secretly in love with her. They quit South Park and got married. Meanwhile Hannah was getting bored without anyone to wage war against. She rolled a dice (with ppls names instead of letters). Whoever it landed on, she would wager war against them muahahahahaha.... The dice landed on..... fantanoice! Muahahahaha... thought Hannah. She called Fantcano into her office. Fanta excitedly scurried into Hannah's office.. Promotion, promotion, promotion, she chanted excitedly in her head. "Promotion, promotion, promotion." She accidentally chanted out loud. "I'm sorry... What was that?" Hannah said pretending she didn't hear the ridiculace outburst... "Ummm... nothing" said Fanta. Hannah pressed the kill button under her desk. fifty-two laser guns shot out of the roof and pointed at Fanta. "Muahaahahahahahhahahahahaha......" she laughed, evilly.... Then there was a cliche' scene NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DS yelled, *meanwhile* Gamer was Walking around trying to find his lost gummi bea- wait, thats another story *MEANWHILE* Hannah looked out of the window, she saw flying pigs, so she used her net to catch them and add them to her evil empire, and named them "the first pig flying doom squad of doom" DS was so upset thst Hannah was about to kill Fanta (due to boredom) so he jumped infront of his beloved just as the lasers fired. DS died instantly. Hannah shrugged, at least some one was dead. Didn't really matter who. So she sent Fanta back to work on shit patrol. Meanwhile... Gamer just couldn't find that gummi bear. "Gosh darnit," he said in a Cletus (from the simpsons) like accent while stomping his foot... The truth was... Hannah really wanted a war, she was so bored of the every-day ruler of the universe routine. The truth was, she had gamers gummi bear. Muahahahhahaahahha Then DS went to heaven.. (yay, heaven) and God said to him The meaning of life is- AAUURRGH! Hannhas gold arrow killed god, And had a message "to gamer, i have your gummi bear, want a war yes or yes? signed -hannah" I guess hannah used too powerful of a bow. thought DS, then an oompa loompa game him a parachute and he went back down to earth to get his body back *Meanwhile again* Eghheeh mah! said gamer ther, beroown goomi bear So gamer picked the shit off of the ground and ate it, it was so horrible he died, and Sobre Duck took his postition (the viewers wanted it) Too bad for sober duck. Hannah took the fact that gamer wasn't responding to her message as an act of war. So she atttacked Gamer's humbe abode. In other words she attacked the cardboard box that he lived in. But since sober duck was his replacement sober duck was killled in the attack. So sober ducks family (silly duck, sound duck, shitty duck, daffy duck etc.) went to the funeral, then Retarded racoon took Sober ducks place Hannah decided it would just be quicker to kill the whole family. So she sent two battalions of her coackroach army and one hundred battalions of her flying pig army to go killl them all... The armys succeded in their assignment and the whole drunken/sober family was destroyed. Including DS But DSes ghost was still searching for his body, he eventually (temporarily) took over..... Tails? oh well, its someone.. i guess Tails exploded five seconds after. Oh whoops... DS had accidentally taken over the decoy. It was a pile of TNT designed to look like tails so that Dr. Eggman would be blown up when he attempted a kidnapping. DS was sent to hell, because when he had been sent to heaven there was a mix up with the files and he really belonged in hell. |
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| santanoice | Mar 21 2008, 06:33:28 PM Post #29 |
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-Page 23- But satin Hated DS and sent him to Heaven where the CSI: heaven were investigating, then DS next took over.. The gun store owner! DS then hired cupid to try and ket anjewlz to fall in love with him. Anjewlz ran to Hannah asking for help to avoid the horrible arrow. Hannah loaned her a army battalion and Kech threw a 'YAY I'M NOT DOOMED TO BE IN LOVE WITH DS' PARTY AND EVERYONE CELEBRATED HER LUCKY ESCAPE. *oops capslock* Needless to say, DS wasn't invited. So DS shot himself and took ANJEWLZ as a host hahahhaa He was soooo angry that anjewlz had escaped from his obsessive attempt to make her fall in love with him. Hannah meanwhile decided to pick on Fanta while she couldn't defend herself (due to being at band camp lol). Fanta was demoted to Poop inspecter and had to inspect all poops that ever were pooped. But gamer was eating the poops........ (yes hes back somehow) and DS was going into stores (as anjewlz) asking for a "body" DS found himself a body. Found cupid and seeing as he had anjewlz body was able to shoot an arrow at her. Instantly Anjewlz fell in love with the first person she saw. Unfortunately for DS (and Fanta Gamer's wife) she saw gamer first... "Gamer my love..." seh chased after him calling, "Wait, wait, wait for me" So they had a GIANT poop feast Except DS ate all the poop, so it finished very quickly. Anjewlz suddenly realised that she didn't love Gamer or Ds or anyone but her family and friends due to the puncture she got in her brain by Hannah hitting her on the head. *thanks Hannah* "What are you doing here? That's Fanta's husband!" Yelled Hannah. Anjewlz then got up and ran away.
Hannah woke up from her dream, she was in a bed, next to tails she had the look of in her eyes..Hannah decided she had to go to the bathroom and ate her own shit. Fanta divorced Gamer for having an afair with Anjewlz. Gamer was soo heart broken that he joined DS's 'Broken Hearted' club. Meanwhile Hannah hired Kech (Anjewlz) as her Jelly BEan Counter and Gummi Bear Consultant. Fanta continued in her pashion, counted, collecting and injesting poop. But she couldn't help but feel a little jealous that Kech had gotten such a marvellous job. The next morning after one days of work Hannah called Anjewlz into her office. "Anjewlz, you have worked so hard and well that you are promoted. Congratulations!" Anjewlz delighted in her new job which was as the vice assistant after Hannah. She decided to get Gamer and Fanta together again, with Hannah's permission........ "Sure" Hannah said. Fanta was being so miserable lately and when she was miserable she didn't do her job properly. She had mis-recycled the poop 30 times this week!! Anyway, Hannah told Kech to call cupid and fire whoever that idiot was that broke them up in the first place.... Kech was forced to fire herself and Hannah had to assign Elaine and Lisa to get the couple back together instead. Hannah was being mean, cruel and horrible as usual, so Anjewlz, Lisa and Elaine teamed up together and took over Hannah's place by using all thier special powers. Also, they got Gamer and Fanta together again. gamer71 went in to the bathroom and saw some people giving DS a swirly. He decided it wasn't to good to stay around and ran away. Oh, yeah, Gamer and Fanta ran away together. Hannah now had Fanta's job. Everyday, Lisa, Elaine and Anjewlz made fun of Hannah. Hannah just gave them a dirty look and the three just laughed evn more. Then Anjewlz woke up from her evil revengeful dream. She was soo upset about losing her job that she was hallucinating. Hannah kindly offered her Fanta's job and reinstated Fanta to Vice Secretary Assistant of Assistant prime Secretary Assistant Vice Junior Secreaty Assistant. Poor Kech was stuck sorting, recycling, counting and labeling poop. And she became addicted to eating shit too, and built an evil SHIT EMPIRE! Hannah was quite happy to yet again have a war to fight. In celebration she sent over seven billion coackroaches and 9 billion flying pigs AND 2 million flying monkeys AND seven dwarfs AND sonic, knuckles, tails, shadow, amy, big, vector the crocodile, and all the other Sonic characters in the sonic teams in sonic heroes.... She also sent Mario and Luigi... Anyway, she sent them all to Kech's Castle of Dung to start destroying it... |
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| santanoice | Mar 21 2008, 06:42:31 PM Post #30 |
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-Page 24- Then the Elaine, Lisa, Kech trio used their power over the company to make an alliance with the every Asian in the world. With their new power, they took control of the Earth, and banished Hannah to the barren, deserted planet, Venom. Hannah slowly dragged her de-hydrated self through the desert, hoping to find some water. Finally she saw a HUGE oasis filled to the brim with sparkling clear blue water!!! She ran over to drink... ..But it was just a mirage. She bent down onto her knees and screamed, for anyone. Just then, something flew above her. It looked like a tiny jet. It landed beside her, and the wind from the aircraft blew her hair. The hatch opened, and something emerged. It was... Drunken Squirrel. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Anyone but... but..but *dies* Hannah dies... But because Lisa, Kech and Elaine were ruling the unvierse reaallly badly. God sent Hannah back down to Earth, with extra, hyper super, massive, awesome, great, superific, super powers X 1,000,000. Hannah also regained her coackroach army and monkey army and hedgehog army and flying pig army and many many many other armys that she had previously had. She also regained SpongeGoat, her most trusted and most powerful ally. ..Disgused by not including her in Hannah's list of allies, Fanta stole DS's aircraft, and flew into the endless sky, crying. Meanwhile, Hannah declared war against the Asians, so she, and her allies, attacked the world-dominating trio. Anjewlz was so "scared" that she could take it anymore and killed herself. The end of Anjewlz gamer71 took out his 12billion machine guns and started fireing at hannah. hannah used one of her special powers, a repeling shield, and 12billion shots went right a gamer71. Gamer71 ducked them and it hit..... ..another Asian ruler, Lisa. Lisa was disgusted at Gamer, and got the asian army to surround him, and hold rifles to his head. Hannah came to the rescue, riding on a triceratops-like dinosaur called an Earthwalker. The Earthwalker ate the asians surrounding him. "Get out of there you idiot!" She yelled. "There's some shelter a few miles from here." Seeing as Hannah never held a gun to his head at any given time, he agreed, and ran at top speed to the shelter, where the rest of the army were replenishing their supplies. Lisa -without an army to protect her- looked above to see Hannah smirking from her saddle on the Earthwalker. The Earthwalker smirked too, as it knew what Hannah's next order would be. "Eat it," Hannah whispered. Within two seconds, Lisa had been devoured. Two asians had been elimanated. Only one left, Elaine, the most deadly of the lot. Hannah, Gamer, Fanta and Ds knew that to destroy their new and terrifying enemy they would have to work together. Hannah, having the largest army and biggest/safest/best/most base(s) was the leader of the new alliance. She had the most experience with war tactics and teroists due to the fact that she had been ruling the universe peacefully for quite sometime now, eliminating every threat to universal peace. Meanwhile... Gamer was being de-molecurised and then re-molecuarised on a different planet by travelling through Hannah's stargate. The planet that Hannah sent him to was one of her many bases throughout the universe. This one was called Atlantis and was located in the pegasus galaxy... Fanta, riding in the DS Aircraft was on patrol of the skies, keeping it safe from any incoming asian warriors trying to enter Hannah's headquarters. DS was in another DS Aircraft (he had heaps from when his clones where alive, now dead due to Elaine whiping them all out,) assisting Fanta in the skies. Gamer and Hannah attacked on land, on the Earthwalkers, the armies attacked from the sky, the land, the sea, and the underground. They searched all of Earth, whiped out all of Elaine's warriors, yet Elaine was no where to be seen. Hannah punched the wall in frustration. Elaine ufortunately had allied herself with the life-sucking creatures known as the wraith. The put their hand on the victoms chest and painfully sucked out all of their life. This was how they fed. Hannah had taken up residents in this galaxy in order to try and protect the people living on various planets in it from being farmed like animals... Anyway... Hannah called DS and Fanta down from the skys and gave them better spaceships called 'Puddle Jumpers'. Seh had heaps of them and her super inteligent coackroach army also flew some.... The searched for Elaine but could not find her as she was well hiden in one of the Wraith's 'Hive Ships' However, the Hive Ships were unknown to other species... so none knew where they hid. They could have been anywhere. But using the super technology that the city of Atlantis has they were able to track the hive ships, and predict their next stop. Which was on a planet were some of Fanta's friends lived... So they plotted a rescue mission that doubled as a mission to observe what they were up against.. They were up against... ALL 3 OF DSes ARMYS! The pac-nazi army The DS clone army and the kirby killers army squad also he was joined by gamers armys The Machinegun for arms army the hookhanded army and the gamer clone mutant army also.. mileses armys?? The banana army The cloned pvt. rodent army The evil tails army The tediz.. army So The trio and there forces were ready to attack.. The many armies fought valiantly against the wraith, however everytime one of the wraith was injured they could recover easily by sucking the life out of all their enemies... Untill Hannah sent in the fly army... Flies have very short life spans so the wraith died straight after sucking the life out of them... Finally Hannah and her allies where victorius. However they only destroyed one of the many hive ships... Gamer71 gets in his arwing and drops an atomic bomb on one of them.... unfortunently, however, Elaine was not in it. He landed his arwing... he joined the other armys and they once more became the G71FHDS.... Together their force was unbeatable. So DS Got in His Defender and joined Gamers arwing force Little did the dim-witted fool realise but Gamer was on Hannah's side... And DS was already in the gamer-hannah-fanta-DS alliance. Fighting the evil elaine and her wraith-y friends... They travelled to another Wraith Hive Nest. This time, they had re-inforcements. This time, when they were attacked, they wouldn't just suck the life out, they would re-generate themselves. Hannah and the gang needed a different strategy... Little did hannah (austrailian idiot) know that DS knew that all along... |
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| santanoice | Mar 21 2008, 06:49:38 PM Post #31 |
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-Page 25- ...he ate penguins. Yes Hannah did know that. Now lets continue: The Hannah alliance plotted their next move. Their enemy was strong. They where numerous in numbers. Hannah decided that it was time. Time to unleash her secret weapon, time to unleash the............................................... Spongegoat Squarehat. The mountain goat ate the Wraiths, devoured, and digested them before they could regenerate. Hannah patted her goat on the head. "Good boy," she said. Yet again, Elaine had not been there. ...and unfortunately, those were the only two Wraith Nests known to anyone besides the actual Wraiths (and Elaine of course). But suddenly since the penguin joke was... at least 8-9 pages old, OLD lame joke... anyway, the joke ws so lame that hannah exploded creating a black hole sucking in all of DSes expensive furniure >_< Hannah then rode her spacehorse (like a seahorse but in space) all the way back to the pegasus galaxy... Her next move was to cut of the wraiths food supply so they had no humans to eat. They got ssoooo hungry that they decided to eat Elaine. Elaine heard of their plan, and escaped where she had been hiding. She stole a Wolfin - an aircraft similar to the Arwing - and flew her way to the sun, where she knew the Wraiths wouldn't follow her, and where it was certain that Hannah wouldn't look. Little did she know that that the heat of the sun damaged the Wolfin. "God I wish I had played Lylat Wars when I had the chance," she whined. She had to get out of the burning star, she had almost made it, but she was approached by a giant reddy-brown monster. "I definately should have played Lylat Wars when I had the chance," she groaned. Just then she heard a voice.... "Go for the arms...." She did so. After a few shots, the arms fell. Afterward, she was given different instructions. Soon, she had destroyed the red monster. "Great job Fox. Wait you aren't Fox..... Hey!" Falco said. Elaine knew she was in the wrong place, so she flew in another direction and got away.... She was then approached by Hannah in her Arwing. 1 on 1. But then suddenly all the old jokes... *ahem* The costume gag, penguin joke, gamer crying , fart gag (made up), pigeon rabies etc. Made the black hole suck up the whole universe, the jokes were really that bad! *Fanta sighed* *DS sighed* *Gamer cried* It was a duel. A space duel. Between Hannah, and Elaine. "All Range Mode," they both cried! And then everyone exploded, and were ressurected as....... errmmm Potatos Both Hannah and Elaine were still in a duel, even though they were potatoes. Hannah stared at Elaine, Elaine stared back. It they had limbs, they would have been strangling each other. The farmer appeared. This wasn't just any farmer, it was Kech. Kech has been reancarnated as a farmer. They were about to laugh, but everybody knows potatoes don't make sounds. Kech picked both potatoes up, and devoured them. So DS ate himself somehow and was ressurected as that rabbit that eats all of the crops.. *meanwhile* Gamer was a slack jawed yokel again, he was searching for his Nintenblow lameboy Gamer began yodelling. "Yod-il-a-i-o," Gamer sang. and he went off to buy a Piss station potty And Fanta worked at the petrol station. And DS ate anjewlzes hard grown crops Anjewlz, instead of crying (which she would normally do in her Asain form), she grabbed a pitchfork and began chasing the DS rabbit through the acres of her farm. When she reached her shed, Kech mounted her tractor, and squashed Drunken Rabbit. You could see the blood everywhere. Wait.. no.. its ketchup, damned yanks... Seeing as Drunken Rabbit had eaten all of Kechs tomatoes, his blood had turned into ketchup. This was great for Kech, it really speeded up her Tomato Sauce production. She laughed maniacly. And DS was ressurected as an ant, he was trampled 3 seconds later and was ressurected as a Personal computer (PC) This PC was so small that it only ran on Windows 95. Hannah tried to go on the net with it, but it always froze, so she punched a hole through the mainframe, causing a wormhole. Ah-hem....Anjewlz wasn't really the farmer, that was just DS in disguise. And he just decided to kill his other form (the farmer). How stupid can you get??? Also, Kech wouldn't normally cry in those situations (*shakes fist at Rachel*). After Rachel had punched a hole into the computer, DS was no longer the PC because he had died due to the hemaroid in his head. He was ressurected as............................... |
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| santanoice | May 12 2008, 02:34:19 PM Post #32 |
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-Page 26- a Penguin. Kinda Ironic if you think about it. Meanwhile Elainme was still a potato for whatever reason and Hannah was human again. She soon turned Elaine into mashed potatoes instead though. Gamer cried. DS Cried. Gamer punched DS in the face. "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?!?!" he screamed and cried at the same time, "THAT IS MY LINE!!!" Mashed Potato Elaine then got really upset. Her tears caused her to change her form. This time, she was a cow, with a gun. Hannah quickly disarmed her and got herself a cup of milk. It was warm... EEEWWW...... She threw it in the grass... Anyway... SpongeGoat was walking along one day when he met Elaine. They instantly fell in love, got married and had many kids and calfs together... They lived happily untill one day when....... Elaine began having an affair with one of the DS clones. However, because there were so many, she could never tell which one she was with, so she kept switching between them. She left SpongeGoat for DS clone no.123056. But then she got him confused with no.123057 and she started dating him aswell as no.1 no.9203902. o. 1238485 and no.763952. No.123056 ended up getting really jealous and killled all of the other DS's DS no 123056 became the only DS remaining and he forced Elaine to live with him and cook his favourite Penguin meals for dinner every night. However, the real Ds was still alive, and they happen to live in the same house. One day DS came home (with Hannah), and Elaine thought DS clone no.123056 was cheating on her, so she grabbed a piece of pork chop and throw it across the room. It hit Hannah's eye. Then DS clone.123056 entered the room, with a name tag saying "123056." Elaine was embarrassed. Hannah then pulled out her flame thrower. And killed both DS's and Elaine. YAY!! Victory was hers with Elaine dead all the wraith died also... and with DS gone... welll that was just icing on the cake. DS clone no.123056 was angry at Hannah. She had killed both his lover, and his original. "You'll pay," he said, with anger in his face. "You'll pay..." Then Hannah flame-throwered him and he lyed, sizzling on the ground. He was dead. Hannah and Fanta then pulled out their marshmellows and skewers and started to roast marshmelows... mmmmmmmmm "Well, now the asians are you gone, you can return to power Hannah," Fanta pointed out. Hannah had completely forgotten. After all that time over the "War Against Asians," she had totally forgotten her goal. "Sweet," she replied. She then made it Inter-Gallactic Monkey Maze day. Everyone got a day of school and the Annual Monkey Maze Tournament was to be held... Everyone celebrated. "We love monkey maze" they said. http://www.arcadevault.com/monkey_maze_2_2.html In fact, there was even a celebration, when they actually sent 100s of monkeys into the maze. People put bets on them. It was a great day for gamblers, and normal people. But mainly, it was just a celebration of the best game ever. (Other then Sonic of course.) Meanwhile: Elaine, Lisa and Kech (aka Anjewlz) had been reincarnated an Double A bateries. Unfortunately, they were only double A, not triple A, so Fanta couldn't use them in her gameboy. She threw them in the bin. Where they met their new ally, Mr. Banana Peel. And his very evil wife, Mrs. Apple Core. Together with their army of Broken Glass, old buttons and other stinky things. They proceeded to take over the ENTIRE rubbish tip. Hannah didn't care. A piece of rubbish couldn't overpower her empire, could it? Bum Bum buuuuuummmmmmmm... Hannah had much more important things to worry about. Like the evil belly button lint trying to take over saturn... And not to mention the strange acidic cloud hanging around Venus!......... And then there was the riots in Ohfghoierh (a planet in the Kdskghs gallaxy)... and the Ofdkgslk rebellion. And of course the Up-Coming Monkey Maze Day plans.... http://www.hypegames.com/puzzle/1297/monkey-maze.html *Fanta shrugged.* Due to the powers that be, she just did her job. She did what she was told. She didn't get paid very much. Then one day Hannah told her to 'Put A Sock in it.' Fanta took the command too literally and put a sock into the moster being held in observation room 14 A. The monster didn't really appreciate having a sock stuffed down it's throat so it bit Fanta's head off. Hannah then hired Fantcano as a replacement. After time, Hannah became depressed. She was beginning to miss the old main characters (DS, Fanta, and Gamer). She sighed as she looked at a photo of the four of them. She then became a mad scientist, and began devoloping new ways to bring them back to life, but not as reincarnations. She cackled as she did so. |
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| santanoice | May 12 2008, 02:41:19 PM Post #33 |
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-Page 27- Fantcano found out that she was trying to bring the old Fanta back and became jealous. She erupted with rage, and coincidentally her magma came from the firey depths of hell so DS, Fanta and Gamer (the originals) came blasting back out. The lava cooled to rock and Fantcano was now stuck to the ground and could no longer move. So everyone just ignored her and in time she was considered an ordinary volcano. They called her 'Mt. Fantcano'... But she was no ordinary volcano, and she wanted revenge! *bum bum buuuummmmmm* So she became the main attraction for ciggarete addicts without lighters everywhere, sadly the fumes gave her lung cancer and she died. But her mountainous body remained in the same place for ever... Little did everyone know Fantcano was dorment, yes, but not extinct... *Bum bum buuuummm* The words Bum bum buuuummm echoed and appeared on TVs everywhere, "OH MY GOD!! Bum bum buuuummm!" the newsreporters would yell So Gamer, DS, and Fanta emerged from Fantcano, and like Hannah did when she returned from hell, they returned as Evil Gamer, Evil DS, and Evil Fanta. "...And in later news the Annual Inter-Gallactic Monkey Maze Day celebrations have been postponed due to fears of a large eruption coming from the previously thought to be extinct Mt. Fantcano." Read newsreader, Polly Pocket, "Bum bum buuummmmmm...." "...And in later news the Annual Inter-Gallactic Monkey Maze Day celebrations have been postponed due to fears of a large eruption coming from the previously thought to be extinct Mt. Fantcano." Read newsreader, Polly Pocket, "Bum bum buuummmmmm...." ..Evil Gamer/Fanta/DS each grabbed a feather, and started wiping it next to Fantcano. Fantcano then erupted. So DS (and his 100333333333333 etc.) clones were ressurected and gamer and fanta too As it turns out Hannah had ordered Fantcanoes lava source to be removed. They had drilled it all out and Fantcano only managed a dribble of Molten Rock. The day was saved thanks to Hannah and the Monkey Maze Day celebrations could go on as planned. So then in DSes' country they celebrated "rat finnaly gets the cheese from the maze day" But Hannah sent a torpedo out and it completely obliterated the rat, the maze and the cheese. So the day had to be cancelled... And the ONLY PC ON EARTH with monkey maze on it caught the dreadded DEATH virus and exploded into little bits of cheese Then DS ate his best friend and then blew up and did the hula and went to bed... He woke up the next morning with no memory of the past week and realised that he smelled like socks.
That was just hannahs shit induced dream, she woke up next morning with a shangover Then DS decided to go to market and Fanta stayed home, and Anjewlz had roast beef, and Gamer had none, and Fantcano went WEEEeeeeeeeeee.... all the way home. Gamer then cried due to the fact he had no roast beef. Then DS returned with heaps of movie pirates. Fanta called the cops, and they took DS to gaol. So DS got drunk at the anual "zelda ownz monkey maze" party (DSes clone #1335433 was in jail, not DS #1) Of course DS clone #1 wasn't in gaol, he was a clone. In the meantime, Hannah was furious that they had caught the wrong person, so she bribed the courthouse into giing her full control of the gaol, and thus, put every DS clone, and DS in the one cell, making it quite crouded. Hannah whistled as she left. She then created an anti-clone law. Nobody was allowed to have any clones what so ever without a permit from Hannah herself. All clones in the universe were put to trial, and the clones of violent people, the clones of criminals, the clones of terroirists, the clones of pirates AND all clone armies were killed. The day was made into Intergallactic Alex Kidd Day because Hannah loves sega. So DS built a clone army and they were invinci clones, they were made to kill on sight all upholders of the law... DS became greedy, greed led to hate, hate led to insanity, and insanity, led to blowing apart government property... so he became... Bum bum buuuuum! Darth Squirrel! |
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| santanoice | May 12 2008, 02:45:01 PM Post #34 |
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-Page 28- The insane Darth Squirrel was driven to the path of evil by his love for Kech. He saw preminitions of her death and knew the only way to save her was to turn to the Dark side of the force. Little did he know Fant-Fant Binx And Hannah Solo (lol.. too drink names ahahahh) where ready to destroy him.. Before Elaine Skywalker appeared. Darth Squirrel: "I am your father!" Elaine: "No. Nooooo..... that's impossible." Darth Squirrel then cut off Elaine's hand, and she fell miles to the ground, until she was rescued by Hannah Solo and Princess Fanta. So DS killed off many other allies of the duo Mace window, Obi wan adobe and princess liar. Gamer was weak, so he joined DS in his universal domination campaign, he was force choked several (242 to be exact) times, and still remained DSes loyal minion in command of the arwing fleet... Hannah Solo, Fant-Fant Binxs and Yoda used the force to electricute DS and Gamer. Hey... Just bevcause they where on the side of good doesn't mean they're not allowed the cool powers... Before Fant-Fant Binx conplained to George Mucus as it was obviously a cheap rip off of Jar Jar Binx (who sucked also). George gave Fanta another part, she was then Fanth Cidious.
^ From hannah the hedgehog It was actually Hannah whom DS loves. So she bossed DS around who bossed gamer around who bossed little puny troops around (etc. etc.) anyway, Yodas name was changed to Soda (for copyright reasons) -Registered trademark of ripoff wars ®©™®©™®©™ Soda, Fant-Fant Binx and Hannah Solo where the only remaining Drinki... Darth Squirrel had slaughtered all the rest on oreders from his master, Farth Cidius.. (ha ha sounds like fart teehee) *giggle* Fart Cideous was planning to build a gigantic 'Death Car' George mucus realised fant fant had been replaced and ordered an edit Soda, Fart Cideous was planning to build a gigantic 'Death Car' *Large twist of event* Suddenly a tornado appeared. The tornado sucked up the 'Death Car', Fart Cideous, Darth Squirrel and Gamer up in its tunnel of wind............ They all unfortunately (Yay!! celebrate!!WOOHHOOOOOOOOO!!!) where obliterated in this event. Fantcano went back to working for Hannah and the world was saved, thanks to Hannah and her tornado making machine!! Before an unexplained earthquake set Fantcano off with Hannah's permission. The molten lava burned down her headquaters, but her followers made it out in time. Hannah was trapped though. and DS survived and the evilness started again with fantaII and gamerIV gamer decided that he would become good again and he lived happily ever after in Hyrule. The now good gamer started working for Hannah. She easily escaped from Fantcanoes lava because her faithful goat, Spongegoat had chewed a path to her in order to save her. Gamer and Hannah began planning their military strategics in order to stop Fanta who had betrayed her master and was on a mass bubble-gum-sticking-to-the-bottom-of-tables rampage. Fanta gave Hannah a dirty look. It was obvious that she had betrayed her, but she rarely chews gum. That's why her breathe is so smelly. However, Fanta had found it funny them trying to catch her for no particular reason. It seemed like a simple game of chess. Gamer71 took out his 22rifle and blasted hannah all the way to hell when she offered him a job. and DS choked on a peanut. Hannah got up and dusted off her cape... That was rude. She rehired Fanta and gave her a pay rise of .0005 cents to make up for the misunderstanding. Fanta happily went back to her poop surveying duties and the world was yet again happy Exept for gamer71. He got himself a rocket launcher. |
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| santanoice | May 12 2008, 02:51:02 PM Post #35 |
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-Page 29- Gamer woke up from his dream Welcome, to the real world said whorefyus Where the freakin hell am i? asked gamer THE REAL WORLD I SAID!!! yelled whorefyus furiosly ok... did DS really choke on a peanut?? asked gamer No, you did, thats why youre here, in hospital!! yelled whorefyus then neo-geo pocket entered the room along with infinity and stink followed by phost It was all a great get together until DS and his clone military broke in and attacked with MX-17s (a new weapon) but instead of the famous loby scene, the matrix phoneys were shot and died, Gamer had no choice but to surrender. later he was brought to the interrigation chair, Fanta was asking him questions.. WHERE'S THE KETCHUP? yelled fanta Its in the cupboard.. said gamer BUT I WANT TOMATO SAUCE DAMN YOU!! yelled fanta *SLAP* whats tomato sauce?? asked gamer TOMATO SAUCE! yelled fanta *punch* owww.. i think its in the cupboard too... said gamer YES IT IS!! I KNEW THAT!! yelled fanta furiosly *kick* but you said- said gamer *Punch-kick-slap-yell* AAAAARGGH!! yelled fanta, and she walked off later she saw hannah on the news as a hero, she called DS in the room NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! she yelled why her.... *memory of her being hannahs sidekick* Then she threw her tomato sauce at the TV, and pulled DS over to watch her swear at gamer for a while That night Fanta was in her lab, she had finnaly finished her perfect shadow tediz, the first ST (shadow tedi) woke up... master....master... it droned MUAHAHAHAHAHA! she laughed maniacily Finally, the rest of her STs began to awaken. Fanta cackled. Now my creations, my first assignment. I need you to capture a teenage girl, named Hannah. *Fanta shows the Shadow Tediz a photo of Hannah* I want her, alive, if I am to gain my total revenge. DS sent some FVG-X-copters (new choppers) to assist the capture and a few hundred APCs. *meanwhile* Gamer was happily living in hyrule, he was wearing a skull mask for halloween, at night.. He ran into link who mistook him for a stalchild and sliced his head off, he died instantly *back on earth* Hannah had been captured, it was a success (well... 8509 clones died but meh, 2 will take every dead ones place so it dosent really matter) Fanta sat hannah at the chair, she squirted hot mustard in her eyes WHERE IS YOUR ARMY!! she yelled as usual Up youre ass! said hannah, only to get more mustard sprayed into her eye, fanta brought some STs and DSCs in to make sure she wouldnt escape... "I'm leaving you with my friends for a few moments, Hannah. I will be back in time. Now, ST, keep your weapons on aim, and don't let her out of your sight," Fanta said, whilst the Shadow Tediz smirked, and Hannah sighed. "What an idiot," Hannah whispered under her breathe. Fanta slammed the door of what used to be Hannah's dungeon (where she was now being held, and now belongs to Fanta). She yelled for Gamer. "Gamer, where is my tomato sauce?" she said, as she grabbed him by the collar. "I-i-in the cupboard," he stuttered. With the click of her fingers DS had already gone to the cupboard, and had brought Fanta tomato sauce. She returned to the dungeon, only to find her clan of STs lying on the floor unconsious. Hannah had disappeared. DS called in some DS clone investigators to.. ummm investigate, they found a piece of sponge on the ground.. DS knew that this meant something, but what? ...DS clone 123056 knew exactly what it was. He reconised the sponge from Spongegoat Squarehat, his lover Elaine's previous husband. That mountain goat belonged to Hannah. It must have helped her. Than the DS's noticed the goat-teeth marks on the STs. They regrouped and informed Fanta on their findings. Then DS aimed all 3059000 of his nukes at the section of the sea where spongegoat lived, he fired, polluting the whole sea and making every fish into a mutant, not being a fish, spongegoat died of radiation poisoning. only hannah attended the funeral ...However, shortly before the departure of Spongegoat, Elaine had also died. Because the two were still married, they were buried together in the pet cemetary. Then Fanta recaptured Hannah (somehow) and surrounded her in a giant room with 100000 STs, 12000 DS clones, and 3374383883835583403 killer robot very strong droids. she then tied them both up to a nuclear powered rocket, and launched them to what was only known as planet poo-oop in the artichoke system, which was near planet oop-poo, base of 12000 DS clones and 50000000 STs.... SpongeGoat was too speacial to die. His spongey was instantely sent back down to Earth in order to assist the greater good. Which was off course Hannah. When Hannah had been in power the world was in perfect harmonyand peace etc. and now that the universe had no particular leader, just heaps of evil dude trying to get into power it was filled with chaos. Anyway... Hannah quickly rebuilt her empire and her armys regrouped and she proceeded to plan her reclaiming of the universe. Then this became a rippoff of command and conquer now named cutoffhand and coker Gamer throws a knife at the original DS and kills him. If the original dies, the all the clones die too.
Gamer woke up, he had been knocked out... he was yet again in the interrigation chair, except in a lab in the middle of the sahara pinned down on the chair by 10103994033 iron platinum titanium latches the chair was made of the same material as the latches and latched and bolted to the floor by 94834 more latches, if he was to escape 199239393939 nuclear bombs would set off (hence the reason they ditched him out so far) and 38947 acid bombs all in the compressed space of the interrigation room made of 100% unbreakable titanuim iron metalic materials and with no doors or windows.. so even if he DIDNT escape he would suffocate from lack of air anyway... then fanta switched on her latest invention... the anti-dream in story maker device thingo machine powered by 3989383 AA batteries and 838355 AAA batteries and 8383 car batteriess Then fanta and DS went to Finish their super duper looper trooper killer wheely good missle bomb explosive rocket (SDLTKWGMBER).... Sponge Goat could chew through anything... Hannah knew Gamer was the only one with the key to destroying DS and all his clones so she sent Sponge Goat and a coackroach battalion to go and rescue him... Sponge Goat chewed through the chair and stuff and the coackroaches took the blast of the bombs... Gamer and Hannah get out of there and imprisen DS with the same equipment that he had used. Exept DS didn't have Spongegoat..... Muahahahahahaaa..... Hannah hired Gamer to be in charge of the G.G.O.T.U.P.L. aka. the Gay Goats of the Universe Protection League. He and Sponge Goat fell in love and got married...
Then as they were having there gay mairrage, DS and Fanta continued to nuke all major cities and monuments, they were sending these nukes from there base on planet aschoo! in the sneeze system...... gamer was doomed.. little did he reaslise hannah had abandoned him.. hannah took off in gamers arwing.. with spongegoat. Gamer looked at the divorce papers.. he stared into the sky and vowed revenge against spongegoat... ITS PAYBACK TIME! he yelled as the island around him was crumbling and sinking...... ...until Gamer had been buried into the sinking terrain. As he sunk, he yelled, "I love you Hannah. Don't lose your innocence to a goat," before he was gone. Buried alive, and soon dead. Meanwhile, anta and DS had blown all 7 continents. In fact, the explosions caused the continents to conect once more, and earth began all over again. Because the two didn't want to wait millions of years for it to go back to the way it had been just 10 minutes beforehand, they bombed the earths plates, and they seperated again. Thje two then decided to re-build Rome, and their empire. Ironically, they did it in a day.
So DS and fanta proclaimed themselves as god.. DS went to work on a new space fighter to counter hannahs stolen arwing (and her space hogs.. yes HOGS) He built it in 6 days... he named it HD-6000 (hannah destroyer 6000)..... But Hannah had a spy. DS clone 221345 was in fact working for her. He informed her on DS's new development when he had just began, so Hannah invented the DSD-6001 (Drunken Squirrel Destroyer - 6001). |
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| santanoice | May 12 2008, 02:59:44 PM Post #36 |
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So DS Made the HK- 939408258322, he pulled out a clump of hair from hannah earlier and made a clone..., it died instantly at the feet of the HK- 939408258322 exxxxxxxelent he quoted Than Drunken Fanta (what DS and Fanta became after they became God) created a thunder storm, and Hannah was struck by lightning. She was in a comar for several hours in the Roman hospital, before awaking. After she had the all-clear, she went back home. Kech decided to visit her. The two had so much fun, until Hannah escourted her out of the house. She had a preminition. A preminition of Kech's death. She predicted that SHE would be the one to kill her.
So then mr. wise wormy came from fantavan (heaven) and gave kech, a commit your own suicide kit... "What's wrong my deary friend Hannah" Kech asked. "Is it the premintion you had about my death and you being the one who's going to kill me?" Kech asked again. "How'd you know?" Hannah asked bewildered. "I am pyschic" Kech or Anjewlz said with a little laughter. But even Kech wasn't sad enough to do that. She promised to herself that she would live her life to the full. And then, Hannah walked through Kech's front door, drunk. She was, Drunken Hannah. She had a knife attached to her belt, and stared at Kech, angrily. Anjewlz threw the kit away. How stupud, she thought. I already killed myself once. Anjewlz was scared to death but she wasn't going to kill herself. She thought of a way to get out of the situation..... She decided to run through her back door. However, even though Hannah was drunk, she still knew Kech's house off by heart. She followed her. Kech jumped her fence, and ran to Elaine's house. However, the door was locked. "Damb it, she's at taikwando," Kech whinged. She looked bhind, Hannah was still on her trail.
DS suddenly dropped from the roof, he and his clones were wearing a black and red uniform (to match the STs) and he fired a tranqualiser at hannah, hannah fainted, then kech booked a flight to russia and went to live there for a while, meanwhile hannah was locked in the basement and DS was enjoying a good coffee back at HQ, later he went up to the "land of the gods" to join fanta... As she continued her life in Russia, Kech became an astronaut. She was the first Asian to ever go to Mars.
/\ AND THIS WOULD BE THE LAST QUOTE BY DS!! anyway, hannah woke up in the basement, she had a massive hangover, she thought she could make the pain "better" by drinking all the beer and expensive wine down there... So once again, she became Drunken Hannah. She had been watching the AFL on the television in the pub, and there was a news flash about Kech and her Mars landing. Hannah instantly entered her Arwing (which was actually Gamer's), and flew towards Mars. There was no such thing as drink flying, unless she hit an aeroplane or helicopter. Fortunantly (or unfortunantly) she did not, and she made it to the red planet. Kech had no where to run know. She was fact to face with the women who had been destined to kill her. Kech's only chance was if Hannah's prediction would not come true. Mr. wise wormy once again met her "wise worm ancesrtor once say bring weapon" *meanwhile* Mr. spam died of massive internal bleeding... being such a celebrity his funeral was........ at the dump >_< Underground, gamer71 get on his landmaster and starts blasting the crap out of everything. He kills the Dam* spongegoat, and steals fantas Wolfen. He gets out of there with DS hanging from his Wolfen in his underwear for everyone to see. And spongegoat marries the damn starfish.
Which is impossible because he burned in the massive burning heat of the earths core 9373934 years ago (DS and fanta are gods and immortal anyway so )Then DS made evam and ave.. the first squirrels to clonise "food island" *meanwhile* Hannah had increased her addiction, she drunk 33 bottles of vodka.. *anyways...* DS banished Gamer to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some DSes down to tease him about being fat "im not fat i just have big bones.." he said, snivveling DS then woke up from his dream. He looked out the window then realised he was staring at a bare wall... 'Wah?' he thought. It was infact, Hannah's MAX SECURITY DUNGEON XXI. With the extremely terrifying Sponge Goat (now with a super absorbant goat army) guarding it's perimeter. Meanwhile... Kech was begining her moonwalk (well... actually a MarsWalk) with Michael Jackson
DS woke up from his dream. He was still hanging from the Wolfen. And the landmaster has unique metal that makes it so that it can survive intense heat. "DS banished Gamer to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some DSes down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! DS then held gamer captive and force fed him billions of chocolate bars.... Gamer gained several thousand kilos... Meanwhile... Kech was in her spaceship - preparing for launch.... But Fanta had been messing with the coordinates so the space ship flew right into the moon! KEch died, and the moon broke into a million pieces. They all flew through the earth's atmosphere. Many disintegrated except for the one that flew down Mt. Fantcanoes crater - causing it to errupt a drop of lava that flew all the way to Fanta Co (no Ice) blowing it up and starting a giant wave of fanta that drowned DS and was eventually absorbed by spongegoat so that it couldn't cause anyone important harm.
Gamer quote: "DS banished Gamer to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some DSes down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! yes, his loyal clones down to hell... to tease him about being fat... DS got away from this said "wolfen" with his god like powers, then he went up to fantavan and fanta gave him the new "Lightning bolt automatic 3500" and he proceeded to zap gamer... bit these electrical currents made his lard boil.... and he got fatter... and FATTER and FATTER, then satin kicked him out because he was taking up too much space... and he had crushed the DS clones... so DS replaced them with 193423 new ones, then gamer became the 1st wonder of the new world... THE FAT! DS was immortal, so when he drowned in fanta, he became a ghost. He began haunting Gamer by pointing at him, and laughing, whilst say, "Haha, your fat." Gamer cried. Kech was thought to have died when she caused the moon to ecplode, but she had not. It was a mystery to everyone why she hadn't died, including herself. However, Hannah knew why. It was because of her preminition. There was a huge blizzard after the Fantcano erruption, and the snow covered the crater. Some |
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| santanoice | Nov 14 2008, 03:39:12 PM Post #37 |
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DS decided to take over link, from the zelda series body for a while.. he shot that annoying owl then went back to ghost DS.. gamer was sitting in the great canyon, DS made him cry so much that the ravine was filled with water.. and grass grew "i love being a god" said DS Than Ganondorf killed DS.
But (as stated earlier) DS had abandoned links body... so link proceeded to die... DAMN! yelled DS as he slammed his N64 controller to the ground.. and made more lightning hit gamer to increase his ever growing lard
Underground, gamer71 get on his landmaster and starts blasting the crap out of everything. He kills the Dam* spongegoat, and steals fantas Wolfen. He gets out of there with DS hanging from his Wolfen in his underwear for everyone to see. And spongegoat marries the damn starfish. [/QUOTE] Which is impossible because he burned in the massive burning heat of the earths core 9373934 years ago (DS and fanta are gods and immortal anyway so  )Then DS made evam and ave.. the first squirrels to clonise "food island" *meanwhile* Hannah had increased her addiction, she drunk 33 bottles of vodka.. *anyways...* Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat "im not fat i just have big bones.." he said, snivveling [/QUOTE] Gamer woke up from his dream. He was still hanging from the Wolfen. And the landmaster has unique metal that makes it so that it can survive intense heat. "Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! [/QUOTE] Gamer quote: "Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! yes, his loyal clones down to hell... to tease him about being fat... Gamer got away from this said "wolfen" with his god like powers, then he went up to fantavan and fanta gave him the new "Lightning bolt automatic 3500" and he proceeded to zap DS... bit these electrical currents made his lard boil.... and he got fatter... and FATTER and FATTER, then satin kicked him out because he was taking up too much space... and he had crushed the Gamer clones... so Gamer replaced them with 193423 new ones, then DS became the 1st wonder of the new world... THE FAT!
Which is impossible because he burned in the massive burning heat of the earths core 9373934 years ago (DS and fanta are gods and immortal anyway so )Then DS made evam and ave.. the first squirrels to clonise "food island" *meanwhile* Hannah had increased her addiction, she drunk 33 bottles of vodka.. *anyways...* Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat "im not fat i just have big bones.." he said, snivveling [/QUOTE] Gamer woke up from his dream. He was still hanging from the Wolfen. And the landmaster has unique metal that makes it so that it can survive intense heat. "Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! [/QUOTE] Gamer quote: "Gamer banished DS to hell.. reasising he was already there he sent some Gamers down to tease him about being fat" For gods sake Im only 79lbs!!! yes, his loyal clones down to hell... to tease him about being fat... Gamer got away from this said "wolfen" with his god like powers, then he went up to fantavan and fanta gave him the new "Lightning bolt automatic 3500" and he proceeded to zap DS... bit these electrical currents made his lard boil.... and he got fatter... and FATTER and FATTER, then satin kicked him out because he was taking up too much space... and he had crushed the Gamer clones... so Gamer replaced them with 193423 new ones, then DS became the 1st wonder of the new world... THE FAT! [/QUOTE] :mellow: what the f*ck? DS, realising this was the most non-sensical post on Drunfantaworld, he deleted it from all of existence..... it went back to DS escaping links body..... Gaymer (haha) went up to DS and pulled out a toy lazer ZZZZZZAP! he said.. Then DS thought he was juts a nice guy... he went back to fantavan and fanta told him he was... HO-MO-SEXUAL! DS ripped out 14 of his hairs and ran to his cloud... he then mounted up the Auto-lighnting bolter 900000 and zapped (ZZZAP *shudders) gamer to a crisp.. the last word he could say (well.. the last noise anyway..) was SSssssssss "poof" he burst into ash... then the cleaner put him in the trashcan...... *meanwhile* Hannah was off with her beloved spongegoat (to escape gamer... the one hell bent on killing spongey :o), in the furthest reaches of the galaxy.. she had left the soda system, and was heading for the "Han-han-so-loo" system... she was greeted by the addfkdfdlfepp, and built her own empire... then she cloned spongegoat... "muuuuust... kill gamerrrrrrr.." droned the clones.... *so anyway...* Gaymer-ashpile... was in the bin... ermm.. oh yeah.... gamer became "the great (un)mighty ash.. he made a song I aaaaaam the great mighy ash, and im gonna throw my ash at... ash..? then he was in a lawsuit with the great mighty poo..... Order Order! case of great unmighty ash versus great mighy poo, let the trial... BEGIN! *Slam of hammer* gamers attorney was no other than Poyo pop fever man...... the GMP had Harvey birdman..... Gamer71, with his godlike powers, deleted that post from history. DS joins the poop monster club. Before Hannah appeared, mounted atop Spongegoat. She was angry that both Gamer and Ds had become fat, and angry that the two were arguing. So to quell the fighting, she orded Spongegoat to eat their hats. He did. DS cursed. Gamer cried. Hannah cackled. Fanta shrugged. "When will that f*cking goat ever die???!!" gamer and ds screamed. So they start stabing them with sticks. .....the blonde girl began to fidgit. She opened her eyes. Hannah had awoken from her dream. "Arg, hangover," she moaned. DS then took this time to........ roll gamer up in a carpet and throw him OFF A BRIDGE!! hee hee!, heeheehee! Gamer, struggling to breathe, feel into the deep pond that lied at the bottem of the cliff. He coffed. He choked. He tried to breathe, but couldn't. He ws suddenly pulled out of the water. He could breathe, but only just. Something rolled him out of the carpet. It was Kech, and she was equiped with a fishing rod. DS then dropped a carpet from an airplane on them... its catching mechanism caught them... they went 4039504960 feet down.. into "lake botumles" This caused both Kech and Gamer to be stuck in the carpet, together. SpongeGoat had been killed so many times that he became SpongeGhost. SpongeGhost and Hannah and SpongeGhost's wife Elaine started a new tax... Carpet Dropping Tax... DS went bankrupt and was forced to sell his collection of earwax... Which was bought by Fanta for 50 cents.
Gamer71 deleted that post from history. When falling, he gets his handheld arwing control and steers it below him. Then he fires a few shots at DS, and then he got the hell out of there. Theennn... KEch fell in love with Spongeghost... Elaines got so angry at kech that she.... *bum bum buuummmm* ate her hat ( a trait tht she had picked up from Spongegoat - now Spongeghost). Kech was so outraged that Elaine had eaten her favourite hat that she ran crying to Gamer who comforted her then married her. Spongeghost and Elaine then declared war against Kech and Gamer... Elaine, and Spongeghost bought a house together. Not just any house, it was a dog house. It was situated in Hannah's backyard. Kech got jealous that the two had a house, so she began nagging to her husband - Gamer - to buy them a house. They bought a dog house, but this time, it was situated in Fanta's backyard, next to her shed. They were teased by their neighbours, who happened to be Fanta's dogs Holly and Wizza. DS was sick of this crap, so he used his powers and turned gamer into a sponge... naahh, he was better as gay-mer, so DS used his powers to make gamer want to be "sexually interactive" with Spongeghost... DS giggled and went back to the clouds to play videogames that werent released yet...... While Spongeghost and Gaymer were being "sexually active," Hannah happened to walk in on them when she went to feet Spongeghost some hats. Grossed out, she walked into the next room, finding Elaine and Kech doing the same thing..... This, terrifing Hannah, she decided to go to fat camp so she could get her mind off it. DS meanwhile was recruited to be the whipper at fant... err.. fat camp, he whipped hannahs arse until it exploded, he had to pay $5 for a new latex arse, he whipped it and the whip bounced off and hit hannahs brother hanboy, then DS whipped hanboys arse until it exploded, and payed $5 for yet another latex arse, then he forced hannah to eat lima beans, and to do a pull up, then he went home and laughed into his pillow until it exploded, and he payed $5 for a new latex pillow...... |
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| santanoice | Nov 12 2009, 10:56:19 PM Post #38 |
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-Page 32- Hannah and Hanboy were getting tired of being mistreated by their instructor DS, that they sceamed a brilliant plan to get revenge. Problem was, the lima beans were tainted, and thus, they couldn't complete their task. They fell on their knees and both became teary. DS then got a lima bean machinegun and shot into hannahs mouth, she cried, then gamer came all the way there to kick here in the latex arse "dont steal me-" *foot bounces back and hits gamers jaw "waaaww.. chit.." he said Hannah was confused at Gamer. Why was her saving her? Maybe he had dumped Kech, and moved onto Spongeghost. She thought that was a terrible thought. Then, popping out from behind Gamer was Kech, smiling. Could she have known about her husband's affair. She decided not to let it slip. "Just in case you were interested," Gamer whispered to Hannah, Kech not listening. "I will get you out of here, if you promise not to mention anything about, you-know-what." Hannah, was hesitant, but she agreed. Hanboy followed. Hannah went to sleep... she had nightmares about giant lima beans..... AAAAAAAAAAAA! she screamed, then she ate the lima beans "youll never take me hahahaha!" she laughed, Kech took this time to grab the phone, a lima bean hit her in the face "YAAAAAARGHHH" hannah yelled, and she ate all of gamers beloved lima bean collection "MY BEANS!! MY BUETIFUL BEANS!!!" then he kicked hannah out... and went to the basement to get his shotgun "youll pay for that.." he said, then he entered the bean mobile.... he became.. Nananananananana- BEAN MAN! Gamer even had his own outfit, with a symbol that was yellow, with a silouette of a bean. Kech laughed. They were about to have a halloween party. Kech had dressed up as a fairy, and Spongeghost laughed at her. Elaine laughed too, as she was also dressed as a fairy. Spongeghost was a vampire. Bean man then entered "that costume has no beans!!" and he ripped off kech, and the rests costumes, they were naked.. embarrassed... and they pummled bean man "nooo... bean ray!" he shot 1000s of beans from his finger "bean missle" a giant bean shot from his arse and he blew up the party..... And gamer made it so that all 5 posts before this one were DELETED. Fantanoice married Hannah, DS got jelous and married ghostgoat or whqatever his name is, and gamer had already gotten the crap out of there. But that was to disguise his identity as.... nananananananana BEAN MAN! BEAN MAN! nananananananana BEAN MAAAAAAAAN! then he was joined by bean girl (elaine) Edit: But that was DS' disguise his identity as.... nananananananana BEAN MAN! BEAN MAN! nananananananana BEAN MAAAAAAAAN! then he was joined by bean girl (elaine)
The post editing was getting soooooooo old that it ripped a hole in the time-space continuem, and gamer was sucked in... after he was strung like spagetti and flash frozen in seconds, he was trapped inside "the black hole" he met obi wan beanobi, use the bean..... he said Bean Girl and Bean Man then left the party to go save the world from constapation by giving lima beans to people. Could they free the world from Constapation?
They couldnt save it, the "post edit induced" black hole was too powerful to escape, bean man lived there for many years, and tried many plans to escape, eventually he couldnt take anymore and ate the "suicide bean" being just a bean, it made him live longer, then he ate his brain "mmm, tastes like bean" he said, and then he died. when elaine heard the news she dunked her head in the super tiolet and put the flush on full, this pulled everything out of her nose and eye sockets... without bean man and beangirl, everyone could finnaly run free and naked, as george W bush had planned, DS then put his clothes BACK on, everyone followed, then the day was commenced as "bean man has died and we can run around naked day" PS. no gay marriages today.... The next day... Drunken Squirrel awoke early, in fact, it was still dark. He looked over to his alarm clock. 5:30 it read. He realized he had dropped a keychain when he visited Hannah the day before. Seeing as Hannah lived far from his home, he thought about going to visit her. It would be daylight by the time he had reached there. Only problem was, he was approached by a person. A person that glowed. DS had believed this person to be dead, but she wasn't. It was Elaine.
She was covered in a yellow gooey substance found in toilets... "ewwwwwwww piss" said DS "how the !@#$ are you alive anyway" "musttt eat... spongegoat" said elaine.. DS then continued on, when he got to hannahs place (at 12:00 noon) he warned her about this, then she payed DS $400 to buy 4500 sentry guns from him... but... elaine... there was... 2000 elaines?!?! and they were multiplying, "umm oh look at the time" said DS, then he ran to mexico, to stay there for a week Hannah was then stuck having to deal with 2,000, 4,000, 8,000, no, 16,000 Elaines that happened to be covered in urine. ..my mistake, 32,000 Elaines. Neither Hannah, nor DS could figure out why she was still alive. DS came back from mexico a week later... There was a big war betweem the... err.. lots and lots of elaines, and all of hannahs armies... DS decided to become his secret superhero identity.. The metal gear squirrel!! he then turned invisible and started firing blindly at the elaines, he killed them all, but every 1 turned to 4!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MGS-DS screamed, then he threw a camera at them "arrrggghhh" they screamed, and died "heyy..." said hannah, DS, seeing this, stole a load of cameras from the camera store, he took one, gave hannah nad spongegoat one, and gave hannahs armies one... *FLASH* *FLASH* they all died against the wrath of the fanta-brand camera, they were defeated... then a BROWN glowy male figure appeared in the distance "oh !@#$ no..." said DS DS, Spongeghost and Hannah all cheered that they had defeated the multiplying Elaines. They kissed the Fanta co. (no ice) branded cameras, only to realise there was one Elaine standing alone in front of them. This time, she wasn't glowing. Instead, it was her eyes that were. Hannah took a photo, but the image just had the background. Elaine wasn't in the shot. DS and Spongeghost did the same, but once again, she hadn't appeared. Elaine smirked as her eyes illuminated the area. She then disappeared into a white light. cool! said DS Spongeghost taped his foot. Hannah nodded, at a slow pace. She couldn't help but wonder whether Elaine had passed on, or whether she had some unfinished business somewhere. "Guys, maybe we should tell fanta about this," she proposed. They agreed.
they told fanta.... she then.... "oh shit, shes drunk" said DS "nnaaggh im fine" said fanta "yousa is not" said jar jar, then spongeghost ate him, "tastes like shit" said spongeghost "jeeeeeeeh *hic* he ish chit......" DS handed fanta some fanta (ironic eh?) then she felt better... oh the magical properties of fanta...... (with no ice, ice BAD) Edited by santanoice, Nov 12 2009, 10:56:58 PM.
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