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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 11:56:58 AM Post #1 |
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Here, we will re-write the NES... All 353 pages of it. Keep in mind though, you won't know who posted each part of the story unless we find some way to transfer topics over. EDIT: The NES started when quite a few of us were... Well, noobs. So ignore the constant mis-spellings etc. and just enjoy the wackiness of the "Golden age" (Page 50ish) of the NES. FANTA EDIT: *Ahem* The NES started when DS was quite a n00b, so ignore his constant misspellings and grammatic errors. Anyway, let it begin:
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 Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 12:04:04 PM Post #2 |
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Jigglypuff Kirby
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-Page 1- This is just a story. I'll begin it, and you continue with another paragraph. Make sure it leaves a possibility of an adding to the story, so always end it with... --- One day Joey Kazooie strolled down the forest. He desperately needed to find a hiding spot, as heing was being hunted down by Fox McCloud, because of his birand kangaroo-like nature. He ran as fast as he could, but the Fox was too fast. He turned the corner, when... One day Joey Kazooie strolled down the forest. He desperately needed to find a hiding spot, as heing was being hunted down by Fox McCloud, because of his bird and kangaroo-like nature. He ran as fast as he could, but the Fox was too fast. He turned the corner, when rich johnny blasted the fox all the way to hell. Here is a little footage of the event  footage of the event... Joey was so happy Richjohnny had rescued him that he rewarded John with a Jiggly. Meanwhile, Capp'n is deep in the heat of battle with his greatest adversary yet: Mewtwo. Capp'n pulls out his lightsaber and charges for the pokemon, but it's power is too much... So Joey threw his Jiggy into the ring, and blocked the Mewtwo's attack. I the meantime, Fanta was in the crowd playing Final Fantasy Tactics, when Richjohnny bashed her on the head with a brefcase of money. In response, she... Took all of richjohnny's money dashing/Luigicry.GIF that was in the breifcase and ran away with it heading towards Rusty Bucket Bay so she can get to New Zealand for a 2 year vacation. Meanwhile Capp'n and Joey Kazooie.... Were knocked due to being overpowered by the Mewtwo. This Mewtwo was in fact, fantanoice's Mewtwo, and it teleported to her, as they ran with the briefcase of money. Meanwhile richjohnny's mew, celebi, jirachi and deoxys attack hangman for trying to hang richjohnny's rayquaza. Before Sonic speed up to Rayquazza and kidnapped it before Hangman had hung it. He raced up to Mewtwo and Fantanoice, who had stolen the briefcase, but although he was the fastest being on earth, Mewtwo used his teleportation to make a wormhole that was faster than he. This caused Fantanocie and Mewtwo to reach Viridian City in an instant. On their arrival, they headed for the Gym. Mewtwo, Articuno, Charizard, Pikachu, Dragonite, and Vaporeon exploded the building, as Fanta attempted to take over Team Rocket. Giovanni was not impressed. Giovanni took off his mask and it was richjohnny. He sends out lugia to use aeroblast on mewtwo. Samus falls out of the sky and starts rapidly firing her arm cannon at lugia, causing luigia to grimace in the expoding pain of terror of having bullets go through your guts. And Fox comes back from hell and Samus make him go to hell again using her arm cannon. Mewtwo uses his Psycic ability and everyone except Fantanoice and her party loss consisiousness. Fanta goes to Samus and romoves her headgear. She was surprised to find... That it isn't Samus, it Gamer71! He gets together Kirby, Mario, Bowser, Captian Falcon, Falco, Link, and DK and they all start attacking Mewtwo! But Mewtwo, being more powerful than any other living being just laughed as he overpowered them all. Bowser was jealous that Mewtwo had defeated Mario before he, so to seek his revenge, Bowser... Poor Mario*cries* Bowser gets it over with and battles Mewtwo to death, and since he's so mad, he's winning... So Fantanoice....... dirnks a fanta with no ice which gives her superpowers While shes drinking it, gamer71 knockes it out of her hand. And then Sonic the hedgehog ran by sooo.... fast that he was just a blur, but ... he crashed right into Hannah, while... Fanta needed to blow her nose, but when she reached for her hanky. Her nose fell into a wormhole that closed instantly after the nose fell through, luckily Edited by DrunkenSanta, Jan 28 2008, 12:05:21 PM.
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| santanoice | Jan 28 2008, 12:19:04 PM Post #3 |
I got my eyes on you.
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-Page 2- Luckily, fantanoice didn't fall in aswell. But her faced had no nose and boy did she look weird. Passerbyers looked at her strangely and made fun of her especially her friend Anjewlz  . Then.............................Bowser finishes off Mewtwo, and he sends bowser after fantanoice. gamer71 starts Hitting bowser with a broom because bowsers trying to eat him. But Bowser didn't realise the broom was fanta's nose in a costume. Bowser swallowed the nose-broom, then puked it out, before... Died? of fright? But was then revived when Mewtwo blasted Sonic with Psycic attack... Gamer gets it over with and has a piggy-back ride on Mewtwo. Until a real pig got jealous, so he tackled Gamer71, and... He fell off and landed on Fantanoice who fell into the wormhole Before Sonic sprinted in and out of the wormhole, saved Gamer and Fanta, but had to sacrifice Hannah to do so. Yay!! hannah joins fox in hell But Hannah is then brought back to like in a different form, her twin. Not just any twin, an evil twin... And Gamer71 starts stabbing her. But the evil twin used her evil powers to survive the stabbing, and stabbed Game71 back. Gamer71, being pure good, had no powers to assist him, and he ended up dying.  NEVER! YA WANA FIGHT!??!?  Anyways, Gamer, from Heaven, lives through it and decides to get the heck out of there before Hannah starts hunting him down.  While Gamer71 was in heaven, Evil Hannah gained world domination. Gamer71 being the only hero left, was forced to be brought back to life by god, who knew he was powerless to the Evil Hannah and her Satin god. Evil Hannah heard rumours that Gamer71 had not been killed (although he was, just brought back to life), so she sent out her bounty hunters, fanta's Mewtwo and Deoxy to find him, and destroy him... Gamer71 gathers a team of long dead great warriors like Arkillies Gamer71 was given powers to revive any pure hearted dead person. However, his powers were limited, so he had to revive people who could survive a war against the empire built by Evil Hannah. Gamer71 took his only chance, revived the Arkillies, some ancient Romans, along with some long-time legends such as hercules. He and his army marched their way to the battlefield that would take the lives of the already dead. Which of the two could win? Gamer, or Hannah? Whose side are you on? Edited by DrunkenSquirrel, Jan 28 2008, 12:22:19 PM.
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 12:25:00 PM Post #4 |
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-Page 3- .. asked Richjohnny, who was not sure what was going on as he saw Hannah and Gamer having a sword fight. He backed away, before he bumped into Fanta, who was also surprised. The two watched the fight... unsure of what was going on. Gamer71 killed Hannah. Hannah was finally dead. This time, her soul had been purified, and went to heaven. However, she was still evil Hannah, so she began to make mischief there... The evil Hannah, lead her army of Dinosaurs into battle with gamer. Her Pteryodactol bit gamer and infected him with a radioactive dinausaur plague. Gamer then.... Became the Ultra-Super-Duper-Dinosaur-Plagued Gamer LXXI, that took on the army of dinosaurs, and ate them all, becoming even more Ultra Super Duper Dinosaur Plagued. He was then the Mega-Ultra-Super-Duper-Dinosaur-Plagued Gamer LXXI. Hannah was mortified. But luckily she had added anauto-destruct to all of the dinosaurs so she pushed the button. BOOM! Gamer exploded. Meanwhile... Fanta was reincarnated as a leech... The Fanta-leech climbed onto Hannah's neck, and began sucking her blood. She passed out onto the ground, and her black-coloured blood began to turn Fanta evil, so evil that she became a vampire. Not just that, as Hannah bleed, the cockroaches that surrounded her began to also drink the blood, causing a whole army of giant-evil cockroaches. Hannah woke up, and noticed the cockroaches and Fanta staring at her... Master.. Master.. Gamer gets a machine gun and starts blasting everyone, including hannah and fantanoice. He forgot that it just makes them sleep though, so he teleports to Mario Land, where he digs a hole and hides. in China, were he finds out that the magician Feraligatr15 is there, looking for an asian that looks like Anjewls. Thinking this was his best shot at defeating Hannah, he approached the sorceror. Unfortunately the magician was really Hannah and her cockroach slaves in disguise. Fanta the leech/vampire charged on Hannah's comand. But unfortunately the ground collapsed under them. Meanwhile... The "bannished to hell" Fox was getting quite bored, and he heard a strange noise. He looked upwards, and noticed the ceiling cave in. To his surprise, Hannah, Gamer71, Fanta, and the coakroaches were all standing in front of him. Angrily, he morphed into his Devil form, and... Offered them all a cup of tea. Hannah and Fanta accepted the kind offer, and they and their cockroach army sat down at the table. Gamer however didn't want to mingle with all the evil creatures so he... Ran away and into a black hole. Offended by Gamer71's response, Fox chased after him through the black hole, running with the boiling hot water in the teapot in his hand. "Gamer71, won't you join our teaparty? HEY!" he yelled. Gamer trips over a rock and fox trips over him and gamer runs the oppisite direction. But Hannah and her minion slave fanta are waiting for him. They... Charged at him, but Hannah slipped over the Fox's teapot. Fanta jumped onto Gamer, and bit his neck with her fangs. "Mmmm, tastes like chicken," she replied, as Gamer laid on the floor, unconscious. I was supposed to taste like donuts. Fantanoice noticed she was dreaming, and wakes up in Wario Land in front of a really pissed off Wario. Gamer71 also arives there, but luckily he climbs a tree before he sees him. Then a very confused The Cheat falls out of no where in Wario Land. Before he knows it, he is mauled by the incredibly pissed Wario. By the time it is over, all of The Cheat's bones have been ripped out of him one by one and sprinkled across the Wario Land plains...... Wario then turned himself into a giant tiger, and ran at a high speed northward. Fanta followed him. Wario did a sharp turn around the corner, and when Fanta turned to find him, he had disappeared, and the only thing she could see was a gianyt mansion, that gave her the creeps. |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| santanoice | Jan 28 2008, 12:30:13 PM Post #5 |
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-Page 4- Gamer71, still in the tree, falls down when Strong Bad and Homestarrunner fall on him. Strong Bad beats up homestarrunner. Gamer71 runs northward. Only to find himself going through the back door of the haunted mansion. Fanta opens the door. "You rrraaaannnnngggg" She drones. She brings Gamer into the sitting room. "Master will be with you in a moment." She drones refering of course to Hannah as being her master. Gamer stares at the shiny floor... It is soo shiny... too shiny... almost like it is.... ... clean. Probably with AJaks. He looks up, and notices all the portrates on the walls. Almost all of them resembled Hannah, except one that resembled... himself? Hannah entered the room... A eiry breeze eirily breezed through the room. The portrait of gamer started to scream... "Arghhhhh...." Then silence. The portrait was dead. Was this gamers fate??? Hannah reached into her robes and produced a.... Box. This box was made a magical metal, and she could not open it, no matter how much she tried. She knew why... only those pure good could open it. She handed the box to Gamer. "Open this. If you do not, you shall gain a worse fate than death!" She commanded. "I have died before! I know of nothing that could be worse!" He answered, as he threw the box across the shiny clean floor. "I said a fate worse then death... not death you idiot!" Hannah screamed, along with a variety of other insults that I cannot bother typing. "Oh.. in that case then..." Gamer said and proceeded to open the box. When he opened it a spring snake poped out. "Ahhh...." Gamer screamed "Tee hee... I love that joke" said Hannah then pased gamer the real box... "Open it!" Angrily looking at Hannah, he opened the box. Then, a soothing melody began to come out of the box. He reconised it from his childhood, and he began to sing along. All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, POP GOES THE WEASEL. At that moment, a weasel jumped out of the box, and began mauling Hannah. Hannah imediately recited an incantation that turned the weasel into a grand coackroach. The grand coackroach joined and led hannahs coackroach army. She then marched them to... The kitchen, whilst she ordered he vampire slave Fanta to give Gamer a grand tour of her haunted mansion. Gamer could tell she had an evil plan, but he agreed to the tour as he began to think of what it was... In the kitchen, Hannah fed her coackroach soldiers coackroaches. The canibalism thing made them stronger. Anyway... Fanta took Gamer to see the Dungeon. "And here is where you will be staying... Muahahahahahaha!" Laughed Fanta. Hannah marched down the stairs into the dungeon. "Fanta! Never use the evil laugh again! Minions cannot use that laugh!" They looked gamer in the dungeon then went back to the kitchen where Hannah briefed the all on her evil plan..... Gamer, cold in the dungeon, was lost in his thoughts. This couldn't have been her plan, it would be too easy. He couldn't think hard enough, the pop goes the weasel tune was stuck in his head. Why was it that it attacked hannah, and not him? Why was it that he could open it, and not her? ..When was he going to be feed... Fanta barged in carrying a bucket of worms. "Is that what you're feedign me???" Gamer asked disgusted. "Of course not!" said Fanta... "Your feeding them!" Gamer tried to think of a way to escape, thoose worms were begining to look awfully threatening... Then Drunkensquirrel popped out of the shadows, fainted... and got pulled back into the shadows... never to be (maybe) seen again" Okay..." thought both Fanta and Gamer. She walked out of the dungeon, and slammed the door. then suddenly DS reagined conchessness (cant spell) and stole their car... for some reason they had a car... "Oh no!!!" Hannah screamed! Her evil plot couldn't work now that her car had been stolen. She was ruined... unless she got revenge.... muahahahahahaha... Hannah got on her broomstick and followed Druken Squirrel all the way to.... Suddenly DS started shooting hannahs broomstick with 2 MP5ks! what could she do now? Luckily Hannah had installed weapons on her broomstick. She flicked into auto-pilot and began to attack with her pea shotters. Needless to say Hannah.......... noticed that the car was in flight...... and 100 swarmer missles were heading for her, she was going to jump but................. |
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 12:36:54 PM Post #6 |
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-Page 5- She remembered her shields.... She activated the shield mechanism. But unfortunately for Drunken Squirrel she activated the Mega-ultra-super-Kill-Every-One-In-a-10km-radius-Other-then-Hannah-Super-Ultra-Mega-Bomb. Kabooommmm........ Luckily for DS he had installed a super duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper (you get the idea) anti bomb sheild on the car before leaving, and fired a sniper round at hannah...... Ouch...DS missed Hannah by so much, and the gun was so powerful that the bullet flew alll the way around the world twice before hitting DS in the shoulder. Hannah took this opportunity to use her flame thrower on him unluckily for ahnnah (again) taht was only a clone, she read a sign on the ground that said (DS Anti broom site, no witches!) and suddenly a volley of a massive 1100000000000000000000 missles came straight for hannah......... Phew... it was lucky Hannah wasn't a witch or she would have been blown to smitherenes! Hannah quickly grabs her Neutrino10000000 and blasts at DS using the highest setting. DS is burnt to a crisp justr like in the road runner cartoons! but it was yet ANOTHER DS clone.. will she ever win? suddenly she was toasted by a thermophile version of DS.......... Hannah decided to call in reinforcements. Fanta (her slave) and the Coackroach army (her army) joined in the fight. DS was bitten by the king of coackroaches and died instantly. Then 999999999 DS clones Thermolized her! and blew her limp body to pieces......... Fanta sighs, and goes back to the mansion. She wasn't really interested in the broomstick with nucleur bombs. but just like in that mickey mouse movie all the pieces grew so that they were each a hannah so then their where 7million and thirty three Hannahs, a coackroach army and Hannah's faithfull minion Fanta. On Hannah's comand Fanta charged and killed 7 and a half of DS's clones..... But because DS was like Hannah, the half of the 8th clone became two, so there were now 999999996 clones to defeat. But DS had a brilliant idea... If you can't beat 'em join 'em. She and her clones joined hannah's army and they proceeded to take over the planet Meanwhile, the one hero who could have stopped it all, Gamer, was starving in Hannahs dungeon. Hannah, the coakroachs, Fanta, and the DS's had all forgotten about him.. Gamer had somehow managed to overcome the evil flesh eating worms and eat them instead. He built up his strength untill he was able to break open the feeble wooden dungeon door. Little did he know it was already unlocked. Hannah hadn't locked the door because she knew he would never be able to get past the creature that lied beyond... It wasn't any creature, it was... Hannah's pet mountain goat!!! "Baaaaa!" called its warcry! The mountain goat proceeded to eat gamers hat, which was also the sorce of his power. "Baaa..." Meanwhile..... DS had broken up from hannah, and was on a spending spree at EB games..... then... Richjohnny was stuck in the desert of Egypt, searching for his briefcase of money that was buried somewhere in the wasteland. He was going mad, until Hannah approached him. "What is it you're searching for mortal?" she asked. Richjohnny had reconised her from the battle she had against Gamer only a year beforehand. He thought she long dead, but she seems very much alive, and angry. He couldn't understand why. At this moment, he noticed her army with the Leech/Vampire Fanta, who had once been a friend of his, along with the coakroaches and the DrunkenSquirrels. "Tell me!" she ordered! "I'm... I'm looking for my briefcase of...of money" said rich johny. Hannah magically found the briefcase then gave it to richjohny..." You will join myarmy now won't you...?" "Of...of course!" said rich johny, "master..........." Edited by DrunkenSanta, Jan 28 2008, 12:37:30 PM.
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| santanoice | Jan 28 2008, 12:48:18 PM Post #7 |
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-Page 6- Suddenly DS from the future traveled to just before Johnny recieved his money, and took it from the pyramid to continue his spending spree (this time at a PRO* store... oh well) so he bought the latest issue of Fur weekly, then.... Hannah, not caring, ordered her army (including Richjohnny) to attack Mars, where she would build her base, and where Gamer -if he ever got away from the mountain goat- would never find her. Then DS bought an anibis starfighter and attempted to attack mars.... *3 hours later in the mars pup* DS: jeh.. i seen heherer.... ugly !@#$ *hic* Marshan: jeez youve had to much.. DS mejhhh... *hic* *faints* "Do you know where I can find someone? Her name is Hannah. She's about this tall, has hair coloured like this, and here's a photo," Gamer said to the mashan. The mashan responded, "Sorry, I don't speak English." then DS was dragged away by a marshan to Fantas lair... he woke up in a cell made of gummy bears sown together on an electric wire.. he tried to eat on but got zapped and fainted again, then he got dragged to fantas throne room, fanta said.. "How dare you enter my throne room! You know the only people to enter are my minions, and my master! Paratroopas, attack!" Along with the electric gummy bears, and Fanta's Paratroopas, DS was knocked out. Suddenly DS from the future came in with a rifle and sprayed koopa everywhere... what a mess said past DS as he stepped in the time machine... Gamer71 approaches from his hiding spot only to see hannah, her army, and vampire fanta staring at him. He takes out his machine guns, and killes hannahs whole army. Suddenly, another DS from the future came and pulled Gamer into the time portal to the year 123234 AD However, neither of them new that teleporting through time would change the future, and the whole universe was split into four. The North, the South, the East, and the West. Each of the four worlds was ruled by someone. Hannah ruled the North, Fanta (who had betrayed Hannah) controlled the South, DS and his clones had taken control of the East, and Gamer71 had the West. Fanta and Gamer had an alliance. DS and Hannah ad one also. suddenly out of nowhere came 3000 yrs laters DSs grear great great (it goes on for some time) grandson, he gave DS the super planet destroyer controller of doom and he had to destroy ONE planet, but which one?  Then there was a big battle between darth hannah and Drunk squirrelwalker  Both Gamer and Fanta were confused, as the alliance between Hannah and DS had broken up. This was their chance to attack. Gamer and Fanta both agreed to help DS destroy Hannah. They were all about to use they most powerful weopens against her kingdom, before Fanta betrayed the two, and use her Mecha-BuzzyBeetle army to reflect their missiles back to them. Hannah sent out her Next Generation-Coakroachs to get them out of her kingdom. "Why did you betray them? You want to join me, again?" Hannah asked. Fanta replied, "Pah! I'm going to rule the universe, myself. Join them if you wish, but I will still beat you all. I am a vampire, and vampires cannot die!" Suddenly time warp loop holes opened up everywhere, and DSes from the future surrounded fanta with high teck lazer hammer and stake guns, and fired straight to the heart #voilence censored# Ouch... said everyone else looking at the stakes and blood everywhere, then hannah went off to puke... However, because Fanta was not the first Vampire, she did not die. She looked up, and smirked at the DSs. "Hehehe," she muttered. Hannah returned from her bathroom. "WTF? She's still alive?!" she exclaimed. "I'm not the head vampire. In fact, the head vampire doesn't even exist. I began as a leech! In other words, I cannot die. Sure, I may be weakened by garlic, and other crap you may leave in your houses, but nothing will kill me. Teehee!" Fanta informed. DS army thought, "Oh boy." Suddenly a Nuke filled with... 100000 pounds of garlic 10000 megalitres of holy water, 20 shotguns to blow off the head, the light arrows from zelda, the sun of a galaxy far far away, and.. the most dreaded thing of all... A TV WITH BIG BROTHER ON SCREEN *voice screaming in background "AAAAAA!" * The Big Brother gave Fanta the strength to overpower DS's stuff, and the four rulers all sat down and watched the Big Brother Eviction show. The gang were so happy when Dean left. Suddenly DS got out his vampire anti vamp. killa lazer super duper homing undodgable fanta- ish killer icey freezer destoryer ray, and blew fanta into a million Pieces The end??? However, the only thing to kill a vampire is the drive a stake through the head vampires heart, as Fanta explained before. Fanta was then put back together by a magical force. Than Gamer's guide Albert Calavicci (that only he can see) appeared. Gamer asked him, "Al, why haven't I leaped yet?" Fanta than realizing that Samual Beckett had taken the form of Gamer to change the future for the better. Knowing that in every episode of Quantum Leap he'd be something different, she put on that DVD and he instantly leaped into another form. Then DS underistimated the power of cheese wizz..... KAAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO! *10000 universes are destroyed each year by idiotic clones underestmating the power of cheeze whizz, so PLEASE be careful..* DS: *sssssssSSSss* ow.. Fanta: "I guess you got ripped off. There is only one universe ."
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 01:04:33 PM Post #8 |
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Then as a side affect it all went back to the part when DS stole the car.... except DS was now DC.... and it was in the car chase scene... no theres the videogamerverse aswell... *meanwhile, in the gamerverse* Mario: why the hell did we switch to atari? Pong racket: Shut the !@#$ up! Pong then found a Caterpie, then used it to make a wormhole to the Real Universe. Here Caterpie used Tackle on Hannah, and took over the Real Universe. It then evolved into Metapod. Meanwhile Hannah was sitting in her throne room laughing. "Send out the ro-Troops 2000 now!" She commanded. Dr.Robotnic aka Dr.Eggman bowed to his knees.... "Yes master...." "And send Shadow and Sonic.... the only beings capable of destroying Fanta..." Hannah laughed evilly. When Sonic and Shadow reached Fanta she was having her first ever bath in her whole 2 thousand million years of life... She disliked it very much and vowed never to have one again.... anyway... DS added garlic soap to the bath.... oops, now DS had to stitch Fanta back together again... *two hours later..* After DS had finished sticking Fanta back together Hannah attacked with her ro-soldiers 2000. They proved faulty and all self destructed within 4.253 seconds of being turned on.... Oh welll.... back to the drawing board Then DS stole some robo parts and made a crack team of 1000 cyber DS clones... and sent them to the planet sonic in the gamerverse... Then everybody realise that there was no good-guy in this story so out came the good guys singing na-na-na-na-na na-na-na. And their awful singing killed everybody except Hannah because she was wearing earplugs. Fanta was lying dead on the ground. Hannah reached over and checked her pulse. "Dead" Hannah exclaimed, "So much for being indestructable!' Fanta suddenly opened her eyes, she was now a zomby. "Master.....Master" She said. She was now a zomby minion. A zomby minion of Hannah... "Yay, I now have a Zombie-Leech-Vampire minion," Hannah cheered. She was so happy that she ate a truckload of garlic. However, she was really rude and didn't share any with Fanta. suddenly Hannah died of food poisoning and became DSes loyal slave.. minion zombie ... thing... then they proceeded to take over the gamerverse.. But Hannah could never be happy serving someone else. She wasn't as simple minded as Fanta who seemed to love the role of minion. Hannah quickly stabed her master in the back with a rolling pin and ran far far away to rebuild her empire. This time, she decided to build her empire on Mt Everest. However, being a hedgehog-wannabe, she couldn't make it quite to the top, ran out of breathe, and died. Fanta was heir of the throne, so she continued to rule the Empire above Mt Everest, while Hannah deceased on the cliff. But........ a rolling pin wasnt quite sharp.. (whoulda thunk it?) so DS blew up Mt. Everest with a nuke.... and finished his domination of gamerverse Fanta meanwhile was discovering that she didn't have what it takes to rule an empire. (Whoulda thunk it?) And decided to use an ancient egyptian magic spell to bring her wonderful and perfect master back to life. Hannah was brought back to life more powerful and better then ever and built herself an underwater lair. And took over the entire gamerverse... Suddenly Hannah realised she was in the wrong gamerverse... (and got the snot bashed out of her by atari pong rackets..) Hannah got sick of there being so many universes. So she called on her loyal hedgehog servants Sonic and Shadow and they ran around in circles so fast that they created a whirlpool and alll of the universes got sucked into the whirlpool and merged to become one. The effects of this however lead to strange feats such as mariorabbits and Tailsturtles.None where as strange as Drunken-Conker. The new Drunken Squirrel/Conker hybrid... Suddenly A GIANT warphole appeared and the army of DS clones (from the past) killed hannah for good and they locked the time portal and the wake up mechanism so she would die permanently.... then the evil teddy bears (tediz) attacked mars/sonic world successfully destroying it... But...due to the whirlpool that brought all the univereses together so there was only one and the equation 345235=sdjgjkdfhg=djhg8745tguh8547. Hannah was still alive... She laughed evilly (muaahahaha) at the Ds clone's idiocy.... And then continued to laugh as the newly merged Drunken Conker danced around in circles looking rather tipsy. Then as a side affect it all went back to the part when DS stole the car.... except DS was now DC.... and it was in the car chase scene... |
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| santanoice | Jan 28 2008, 01:22:03 PM Post #9 |
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-Page 8- The police officer then arrested DC for drink driving, speeding, running through are read light and for numerous other car related crimes. Meanwhile Hannah choked on a piece of cheese and died. She went to heaven and gained god like powers which she used to electricute DC... Then DS took some "universe changer pills, do not scull" that he found in his cell.... then it was all back to normal, except it was the year... 4000 AD in the middle ages (swords and sheilds) and DS was in a room with a shiny wall and a beuitiful woman staring at him... who was this woman? fantas ancestor? hannah before she became an immortal vampire?... The woman stared at him. "Ahhhhhhhh...." she screamed, "How dare you enter my bedchambers! How dare you enter the bed chambers of the Queen??' DC yet again found himeself in a prison... althugh this was more like a dungeon... There he met Gamer who was busy in his fight with a mountain goat. The mountain goat however was still more for them to handle and ate DC's hat. then the mountain goat choked on DSes metal helmet and died (DC is DS once again biggrin.gif) And DS helped gamer escape... little did he know it WAS gamer.. and followed them out (on the way a DS clone from the future gave DS a shiny new metal helmet labeled "eat me and die!!") Gamer and DC both agreed that the only way to end the never-ending story was to destroy Hannah for good. Knowing that simply killer her wouldn't be enough to destroy her, they put fused to together to become DCG71 (Drunken Conker Gamer71). While he was in the dungeon, Gamer had gained the ability to contact the ghosts of the past and the future. This meant that he could contact Hannah before she was sent through the wormhole. In other words, he could contact Hannah, before she had become evil. He could also contact the elderly DCG71, as he knew that they'd have to die someday. When he came in contact with the two souls, all three of them fused together, creating H2DCG71 (Hannah + 2 Drunken Conker Gamer71s). However, Hannah gained all her immortal abilities after she had become evil, so H2DCG71's powers had limits. However, it was their only chance... H2DCG71 fleas to 1,000 feet under the Meteranian Sea. There he builds the biggest army ever. DS contacts DS' from to future and past, gamer71 contacts all gaming characters, and hannah get all warriors. Richjohnny walks by and the become the imortal H2DCG71RI!!!  But Hannah was way to special to stay merged to the lesser-beings for to long. The H2DCG71RI became 2DCG71RI... and the good Hannah wondered off to see if she could control the evil Hannah. The evil Hannah had a better army... But the the good Hannah had Sonic whereas the Evil Hannah had Sonics evil conterpart Shadow... Sonic could beet shadow anyday!!! *Go SONIC* Anyway... the good Hannah was walking down the street when she fell down a pothole and died... But because both good Hannah and evil Hannah were both Hannah, one of them dying meant the other died as well. Both Hannah's were sent to hell, where they were magically brought back to life, but put together again. Now good Hannah and evil Hannah were fused, into Flippy Hannah (Flippy being a character from Happy Tree Friends). Now, during the day she was good Hannah, and during the night she was evil Hannah. She could also switch between the two at any given time. Because their masters had been fused... Sonic and Shadow also fused. Fanta wasn't left out though she fused with the cockroach army to become Fantaroach. Fantaroach and Shonic approached Flippy Hannah. "What do you request of us, your majesty?" they asked. "Destroy the world" demanded Flipy Hannah Fantaroach started destroying the world. "What are you doing??? Save the world! Don't destroy it!!" Said Flippy Hannah. Fantaroach started giving bread to poor people. "I said DESTROY!!" Their was so much confusion that Flippy Hannah, Fantaroach, 2DCG71RI and Shonic all explooded andseperated so that they where all individual people/coackroaches/minions/hedgehogs Then Hannah was sent to gaol for raping Gamer71. But the police soon discovered that it was actually Fanta who had raped gamer... When gamer realised this he dropped the charges took Fanta away to a desert island married her, lived with the natives and had seven hundred and forty-four children. All of which were baboons. Now married to Gamer, Fanta was no longer a sevant to Flippy Hannah, although she would have liked it. Now she had no job, and was forced to live with a bunch of baboons. However, since she had worked for the world's most deadly assasin (Hannah obviously), she had quite a lot of money. Gamer had a lot too, as he was Hannah's enemy. Together they were the richest couple in the desert, and made fun of their poor neighbours. Hannah is surrounded by a million cockroaches. They chop her head off, put it in the underworld, and seal it. Her body was sealed away in richjohnnys stomach( ) who became evil. But hannah had no hope to ever rule again.Hannah isn't beaten that easily. In the underworld her head talks a devil into building her a body. Soon she is in a darth-vadar like suit and ready to take over the world with her robot soldiers. Fist she takes control of Drunken Squirrels clones and kills all the Jedi... *cough* I mean all the coackroaches...  But no one could break open the seal to the underworld. Richjohnny turns evil- so gamer71 and fantanoice go to a rock concert. They look at a stage and saw this dude:  Unfortunantly, Fanta and Gamer got divorced at the rock concert. Gamer than realized he had true feelings for Hannah. He went up to the robotic suit she was in, and took off the helmet. "WTF ARE YOU DOING? I CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT THIS," Hannah yelled, slapping him in the face, and attaching her helmet back on. Suddenly DS poked a hole in the back of the helmet, and hannah ran into the wall, knocking herself out. *meanwhile* Ganon: where is link Minion: uhhhhh... *picks nose* dead? oh shit, wrong one *meanwhile* DS:just cut to the story ya !@#$ anyway..... DS was walking to the bar... the cock n plucker... ... he also said ouch. Hannah did the same, although she should have ducked. |
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 28 2008, 01:29:57 PM Post #10 |
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-Page 9- Then DS was nominated for big brother, he disliked it and killed the rest of the crew with a plastic floatie.. he won the million dollars, then..... Had to give it all back because of fines. He ended up owing Big Brother $400,000 because of his (now dead) housemates. Then he floatied BB to death (BB was miles, whoulda thunk it?) How the heck did hannah get out of the underworld??? Anyways, gamer71, once again, fleas to Star Fox world, gets in his arwing, and starts blasting the crap out of everyones faces. Then Darth Hannah decided to take up an apprentice in the force. She chooses Fanta because she was a loyal servant for so long. Unfortunately Fanta is so bad at the force that Hannah is forced to strangle her using the power of the force. Then she decided that she should have electricuted her because that power is way cooler so she electricutes gamer and drunken squirrel. Fanta is now laying on the floor, dead. She comes back to life, as a zombie (yet again), and to cheer her master up, she took her to see Fanta On Ice (which ironically stared Fanta). But all the Fanta froze because it was cold. And when things freeze they expand so the whole arena blew up and Hannah was the only one to survive because her suit was lined with armour... Second ice age? YAY! WOOT WOOT WOOT YA YA YA backah ba Wishaca-lacka Gamer71 turns into Ice Gamer, the unmeltible ice figure, and Builds an army and an ice temple!!! Gamer may have beeen unmeltable, but her temple and army were not. Gamer was sitting on her throne in the temple when all of a sudden Hannah, Fanta (now WITH ice) and the coackroach army all attacked the temple with flame throwers. It melts. Gamer crys. Gamer71 is a HE! Gamer71 is looking for a ally and finds someone, and that somone is... A ladybug... Hannah walks past and steps on it, Gamer crys. Gamer then proceeds to look for another ally. That ally is.... Ze Professor. However, Gamer forgot the he had died at the end of CBFD, so he cried, yet again. He looked for another ally, but at this point Hannah had succeeded in world domination, and everyone was on her side. Except of course Gamer, who burst into tears at his in-ability to find an ally... Finally he met Amy (character that is totally in love with Sonic). But then Amy ran of and joined Hannahs side because Sonic was on Hannah's side. Gamer cried, then a big shadow (no, not the evil version of sonic... an actual shadow) loomed overhead.... And it was a little bug. Hannah thenstepped on the little bug. Gamer was reminded of his little ladybird apprentice being stepped on in the same way. He cried. Then DS found HIS ally, it was conker himself... Just incase ya dont know who conker is.. >  Unfortunately Conker could be easily defeated by Tails, so this time it was DS that cried and not Gamer. But Gamer was so upset that DS had stolen his line that he cried too.... They both cried together and flooded the empty swimming pool that they just happened to be chained to the bottom of.... A bottomless money and alchohol hoard!!! Gamer took some money, loaded it in a truck and drove off, while DS got drunk and swam in the cash...... and he bribed some scientists 2 kazillion billion million dollars to bring back his ally..... CONKER! then he paid them an extra 12234 gazillion to make tails blow up.. muhahahaha! DS laughed as he ran off with tails wallet and threw it down into the drain.... But unfortunately seeing as DS was drunk... He had actually hired the scientists to blow up Conker. Conker Blows up. DS cries. Gamer joins in. but... he was sobre when he asked the scientists... so those events NEVER happened.. instead crazy frog got bashed to death.. http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/ |
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| santanoice | Jan 28 2008, 01:47:56 PM Post #11 |
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-Page 10- except that DS is never sober, hence the name 'drunken' so the events actually did occur AGAIN!!! Sheesh its like de ja vu all over again (my sis's favourite saying).... Anyway... As an extra side effect Hannah grew wings and flew away then a unicorn walked past and ate DSs hat... oh no wait it was a mountain goat. DS passed out... Whoops, turns out it was just an alcohol induced halucination... And conker came out of the bathroom like nothing ever happened with a jacket covered in puke... Then hannah said AAAAAAA.... the choclate..... it BUUUUURNS! after eating *boom* brand chocolate, and exploded...... then...... crazy frog replaced hanah... but hannah took the damned frogs body! she was going to shoot herself realising she was now crazy froggah but she had a better idea... Gamer71 runs off. He buys a bow, a quiver, and a lifetime supply of arrows for hunting. Then he runs off into the wood. Hannah creeps closer. And all of the sudden an arrow whizzed right by her head, signaling a warning. Then DS came into the same wood, He noticed hannah was crazy frog and machinegunned her into hell, muhahahaha!  Yay, celebrated Hannah... She hated the crazy frog... She then got reincarnated as a hedgehog and ran really super fast all the way home... Gamer cried, because she took Fanta with her... All those times that gamer cried he actually didn't he was faking it. As hannah runs gamer nookes an arrow and hits hannah in the neck, making fanta cry. Which then makes gamer cry (because he never really was faking it!) because Fanta was stealing his line... Hannah pulled the arrow out of her neck, she was indestructable. Just like the evil indestructable guy in A League of Extrodinary Gentlemen... Except she was female.... Gamer cried becaues his murder attempt had failed. Then a NES appeared, and they were sucked into a game of super mario, DS hit a block and a mushroom came out, DS ate it and became big, he squashed the goat in the process, then there was a funeral for the goat... "Aw... but I don't like Mario... (except for Yoshi)..." Said Hannah, (how she managed to speak in brackets is a skill only she posesses.... So they all got warped to Sonic Heroes where Yoshi was eating a banana... Suddenly yoshi exploded, and the fake sonic backdrop fell, this was indeed a game of worms... Drunken Squirrel was behing the backdrop, eating live penguins... "What are you doing??" asked everyone in disgust. "Umm... nothing...." Ds said, "Look over there" *points* DS stuffs yet another penguin in his mouth... He catches mad penguin disease and dies. Then DS took off his hannah disguise and hannah took of her DS diguise, before she died of mad penguin Then they took off the disguises they where wearing under there disguises and became who they were supposed to be... DS woke up ate another penguin then died.....again.... Gamer cried, because he thought it was the right thing to do... Then Hannah took off her DS disguise and DS took off the hannah one...... and hannah died!! But then Hannah took of her absoulute last disguise and DS took of his absolute last disguise and DS ate another penguin and died. Then he woke up, ate three.26 more peguins and died... Gamer cried, because there where no penguins left for him... Then hannah took of her LAST DS disgiuse, she was naked underneath, so she ran off to the hospital, embarrased.. Then DS went to the local K-mart down the road..... To buy himself more penguins... When he realised they didn't sell them he was furious and built a submarine and moved to Antarctica, where he frooze to death after seven years of happily living there and eating penguins. Meanwhile Hannah was rich, happy and ruled the every single exsisting universe But... DS was fanta, she was a zombie and needed fresh penguin blood to survive..... DS, who was to embarressed he had a penguin eating-fetish to admit it was not actually Fanta, he was himself. He went to a place that was not heaven, but was where people go when they die that is deep... deep under the ground............. His grave! |
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| azsxdc wearing a santa hat | Jan 28 2008, 03:58:03 PM Post #12 |
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-Page 10- except that DS is never sober, hence the name 'drunken' so the events actually did occur As an extra side effect Hannah grew wings and flew away then a unicorn walked past and ate DSs hat... oh no wait it was a mountain goat. DS passed out... Whoops, turns out it was just an alcohol induced halucination... And conker came out of the bathroom like nothing ever happened with a jacket covered in puke... Then hannah said AAAAAAA.... the choclate..... it BUUUUURNS! after eating *boom* brand chocolate, and exploded...... then...... crazy frog replaced hanah... but hannah took the damned frogs body! she was going to shoot herself realising she was now crazy froggah but she had a better idea... Gamer71 runs off. He buys a bow, a quiver, and a lifetime supply of arrows for hunting. Then he runs off into the wood. Hannah creeps closer. And all of the sudden an arrow whizzed right by her head, signaling a warning. Then DS came into the same wood, He noticed hannah was crazy frog and machinegunned her into hell, muhahahaha! Yay, celebrated Hannah... She hated the crazy frog... She then got reincarnated as a hedgehog and ran really super fast all the way home... Gamer cried, because she took Fanta with her... All those times that gamer cried he actually didn't he was faking it. As hannah runs gamer nookes an arrow and hits hannah in the neck, making fanta cry. Which then makes gamer cry (because he never really was faking it!) because Fanta was stealing his line... Hannah pulled the arrow out of her neck, she was indestructable. Just like the evil indestructable guy in A League of Extrodinary Gentlemen... Except she was female.... Gamer cried becaues his murder attempt had failed. Then a NES appeared, and they were sucked into a game of super mario, DS hit a block and a mushroom came out, DS ate it and became big, he squashed the goat in the process, then there was a funeral for the goat... "Aw... but I don't like Mario... (except for Yoshi)..." Said Hannah, (how she managed to speak in brackets is a skill only she posesses.... So they all got warped to Sonic Heroes where Yoshi was eating a banana... Suddenly yoshi exploded, and the fake sonic backdrop fell, this was indeed a game of worms... Drunken Squirrel was behing the backdrop, eating live penguins... "What are you doing??" asked everyone in disgust. "Umm... nothing...." Ds said, "Look over there" *points* DS stuffs yet another penguin in his mouth... He catches mad penguin disease and dies. Then DS took off his hannah disguise and hannah took of her DS diguise, before she died of mad penguin Then they took off the disguises they where wearing under there disguises and became who they were supposed to be... DS woke up ate another penguin then died.....again.... Gamer cried, because he thought it was the right thing to do... Then Hannah took off her DS disguise and DS took off the hannah one...... and hannah died!! But then Hannah took of her absoulute last disguise and DS took of his absolute last disguise and DS ate another penguin and died. Then he woke up, ate three.26 more peguins and died... Gamer cried, because there where no penguins left for him... Then hannah took of her LAST DS disgiuse, she was naked underneath, so she ran off to the hospital, embarrased.. Then DS went to the local K-mart down the road..... To buy himself more penguins... When he realised they didn't sell them he was furious and built a submarine and moved to Antarctica, where he frooze to death after seven years of happily living there and eating penguins. Meanwhile Hannah was rich, happy and ruled the every single exsisting universe But... DS was fanta, she was a zombie and needed fresh penguin blood to survive..... DS, who was to embarressed he had a penguin eating-fetish to admit it was not actually Fanta, he was himself. He went to a place that was not heaven, but was where people go when they die that is deep... deep under the ground............. His grave! |
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| azsxdc wearing a santa hat | Jan 28 2008, 03:59:00 PM Post #13 |
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| santanoice | Jan 29 2008, 12:11:37 PM Post #14 |
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I got my eyes on you.
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I had done it two hours before you.:P |
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| DrunkenSanta | Jan 29 2008, 10:12:24 PM Post #15 |
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Well I can't seem to load Dashing at the moment... They better not have shut it down..! |
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| santanoice | Jan 30 2008, 05:05:18 PM Post #16 |
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Nah, I highly doubt that. |
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| santanoice | Mar 15 2008, 11:47:38 PM Post #17 |
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-Page 11- Nope, its fanta hannah, so shut your face! yelled the narrator, dont disrupt the script! okay, taaaaaaaaaaake two! "Hmmmm....." Nararted the nararater "DS was being awful protective of his penguin eating problem. But, he finally addmitted it and went to rehab." *we go to another story where fanta and gamer have married and are eating penguin, there butler was DS..* More penguin gamer? asked DS in an incredibly posh fashion yeah! yelled gamer as he scoffed down another penguin *3 days later DS quitted his job and CBX was born..* AAA! fanta screamed when she discovered dashing had lost hits, it had minus 1233545 hits, the worst hits she ever had... It had been out-hitted by DS's new "Penguin Eaters" forum... he found lots of new penguin-eating friends. And married a fellow penguin-eater named Kech... Then hannah realised that wasnt drunken squirrels site.. it was Deeroy Smeraka! a man from arseville Who really was DS, just with a changed name no..... he was david hasslehoff....... No... he was DS. And he ate seven penguins for dinner every night. EXCUSE ME HANNAH! I do not eat penguins! Nor do I want to be married to this...This penguin eater. CHEH! Coninuation of this story......... He divorced Kech and married the lovely, pretty, smart Hannah Walsh. LOL No, he was mr hanky, the christmas poo... ?????? Hannah married him then killed him so she would get all his money. Unfortunately he had spent all his money on penguins so it was all for nothing... but at least she got to kill him... *throws party* Then MR HANKY the singing Xmas poo jumped off a building and died Then DSes undead clone army Ripped hannah apart.. and sent her pieces to a fake adress.. Then Kech wast past with what was soooo the oposite of sonic speed... Then she raced a snail and lost... then she tripped over and DS ran up to her and started forcing her to hunt penguins for his lunch Then out of desperation DS shot himself Everyone celebrated. Gamer cried, because he thought it was the right thing to do... But DS was an elite ghost sniper, teh bullet went through him and hit fanta... Now that Fanta was no longer helping Kech hide, he ran up and forced her to remarry him Then bruttaly murdered her with a butchers knife while she slept... and bribed teh police 2000000000 kabliion dollars not to arrest him.. then Gamer shoot two arrows and hannah is blinded in both eyes. |
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| santanoice | Mar 15 2008, 11:50:45 PM Post #18 |
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-Page 12- So Hannah dug up the deceased Fanta and stole her eyes (thgat ironically were still working). She then used her supernatural powers to bring this loyal minion back to life. However, because Hannah had stolen her eyes, Fanta was blind. So DS decided to Gouge out one of his clones eyes and give them to fanta, he dumped the clones limp body in a river Fanta thanked DS, because now she could see. However, she hadn't realized that DS only had 16/20 vision, and that he gave her his lazy eye. Fanta shrugged. Meanwhile, Hannah was continuing to build her Galactic Empire, with no help from Fanta (except her eyes). She shot an atomic bomb at the nuclear power plant, and it turned into a pile of toxic waste. Her Super Cockroaches got stuck in the ooze, and turned into Teenage Mutant Ninja Cockroaches. But they had one weakness, at the back of the roaches was a button that said do noy push (CBFD moment) and that button made them explode... But because cockroaches are the only living creatures that can survive an explosion, they couldn't die if the self-desructed. And everyone in the world ran around in circles, screaming.. and created an anti- roach black hole.. Except Hannah, who took this oportunity to engage her SUPER mind-control satelight. Gamer71 and DS came up from behind hannah and chopped her head off. Hannah was annoyed, but not defeated. She picked up her head and screwed it back onto her neck. Then used her mind control satelite to force gamer and DS to remove their own heads as a punishment for their crime. She forced them to execute themselves in a public location and used them as an example to all unobiedient others. She then ruled the universe (and many others) with both her satelite and her extreme inteligence. But it was only a dream, she woke up dead, in the depths of hell... But.... then as a side affect they go back to the car chase scene. DS is driving along when suddenly he gets to a restaurant, a sign says: "PENGUINS!!! All you can eat!" DS stops the car and walks in. He sits at a table and eats penguins untill his stomach expodes. While he was eating there he ate his PENGUIN (which is japanese for lamb) he saw hannah eating a kirby..... "eeew" went the whole resturant... But it turned out that Hannah had choked on a piece of rice, (which according to DS was called MAGGOTS in japan). And Kirby was just resusitating her... Kirby and Hannah flew of and visited the satelite which was still there despite the whole universe resetiing to the car chase scene. And they controlled DSs mind and forced him to eat his own brain, which wasn't that bad because it hardly existed in the first place. "Mmmmm, tasty," said DS. "Haha, loser," Hannah giggled. DS was now a brainless penguin eater rather then just a plain old penguin eater. Anyway... He became a mindless drone in Hannah's army, and was out ranked by Fanta who was the Six in command. Outranked only by Hannah (no. 1), Sonic (No.2), Kirby(No.3), Yoshi (No.4) and the mountain goat whose job it was to guard the dungeon (No.5). Poor old DS was outranked by even the coackroach army... Then DS discovered hannah was a lezbian pigion eater! Gamer71 fainted in fear. Fanta walked past and saw DS eating penguins. She hit him on the head with her 'Sonic Heroes' game. Hannah promoted her... gamer71 takes a rocket launcher and blasts hannah all the way to hell. Where Hannah's loyal mountain goat is waiting to carry her back up to earth. It eats gamer's hat. Gamer cries. Hannah promoted the mountain goat, which incidentally caused fanta to be demoted back to her old position while the mountain goat also was back in its old position... In other words nothing changed, but as a side affect of the confusion that the above paragraph created, everyone went back to the car chase scene... |
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| santanoice | Mar 15 2008, 11:54:45 PM Post #19 |
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-Page 13- And DS decided to end this crap and drown himself... then it went back to the carchase scene... Hannah saw a chinese PIGEION BIRD resturant and put them out of buisness by eating all the PIGEION BIRDS, she got Rabies a day later and died But then, it turned ut that it was in fact DS who had eaten the pigeons as he was wearing a disguise. Suddenly................... hnnah toomk off her DS guise, and went to the local park (naked) to eat pigeons, "she needs her pills, badly" excaimed DS and gamer laughed Gee... nice to know you can spell.... anyway: Hannah ran offf into the night and wasn't seen for at least two seconds after that... Some still say they saw a cow jump over the moon as if thrown by her super-sonic strength... o, it was ACCUALLY a flying cow, the city took there eyes off hannah and watched the cow in awe Meanwhile DS took the time to eat a few penguins while everyone was distracted. Although, his time would have been more wisely spent learning how to spell (acTually has a T). Perhaps the learning of how to spell would have saved him when.... He saw a tourist dressed as DS (cause hes so cool) it was accually the tourist dressed as DS eating penguin.... *meanwhile* Hannah was searching for pigeons, going mad by the second, evventually she wenat so mad she decided to eat her own waste, then later after fainting she woke up in the Squirrelburg mental hospital wearing a straightjacket But... they locked her up as being a pigeon eater when really they just wanted to keep her evil geniousness away from taking over the world... (the pigeon stuff was entirely made up). Anyway, she escaped from the mental insitute with the help of her trusty (and promoted) mountain goat who ate through the straight jacket ooh, said the admin, Hannah stuffed her post EDIT: But... they locked her up as being a pigeon eater when really they just wanted to keep her evil geniousness away from taking over the world... (the pigeon stuff was entirely true though). Anyway, she escaped from the mental insitute with the help of her trusty (and promoted) mountain goat who ate through the poisonous ivy and died But then was reincarnated as a human named goat. Who got a strange enjoyment from eating peoples clothing, (quite simmilar to DS and his penguin eating). Anyway... Goat the human was walking along one day when he got hungry, so he Oh for F*cks sake! yelled the admin more mistakes...  EDIT: But then was reincarnated as a walking sponge named goat. Who got a strange enjoyment from eating peoples clothing, (quite simmilar to DS and his beer drinking). Anyway... Goat the sponge was walking along one day when he got hungry, so he ate hannahs clothes, hannah had to run to the clothes shop... AND FAST Then, Fanta told DS of for continuosly changing peoples posts... She hit him on the head -multiple times- with the new harry potter book... Then out of the book fell a note. It said - "Dearest Gamer, I can't hold it in for any longer. I eat penguins, and I love you! Love, DS" a note that was written by hannah, she meant to write Pigeonms and her name, then Fanta saw something wrong in the post.. EDIT BY FANTA: Then, Fanta told Hannah of for continuosly eating peoples innocent pet pigeons..... She hit her on the head -multiple times- with the new harry potter book... The half blood prince! Then out of the book fell a note. It said - "Dearest Sonic, I can't hold it in for any longer. I eat pigeons, and I love you! Love, Hannah" Sonic saw it and used his supersonic speed to run to china, where hannah could NEVER find him..... But then... seeing as Fanta KNOWS Hannah and is HER friend she was on Hannahs side... So she reset the story back to the car chase scene... And DS ran off to eat penguins Good god exclaimed fanta..... why would i like HER a LEZO!!! she yelled furiosly and edited the post EDIT OUT OF MADNESS: But then... seeing as Fanta KNOWS Hannah and is HER enemy she was on DSes side... So she reset the story back to the car chase scene... And Hannah ran off to eat Pigeons, and then died half hour later But was reicarnated as herself again for no particular reason. And told DS to stop changing her posts to suit him and to instead adding his OWN post onto the story... Or aren't you original enough??? Anyway... DS decided to move to antarctica where there were lots of penguins. He frooze, he died, gamer cried, hannah laughed, Fanta sneezed, they all walked off into the sunset never to be seen again... DS knew he would never make that post.. so the whole space time continuom exploded,.;.,/.,mtr/e6 4 and the post became fecked Team17 Forum > Community > Fan Art Wof's fanart Welcome, Lt. Wormy. You last visited: Today at 17:22 Private Messages: 0 Unread, Total 0. User CP Game FAQs Members List New Posts Search Quick Links Log Out Search Forums Advanced Search Quick Links New Posts Mark Forums Read Open Buddy List User Control Panel Edit Signature Edit Avatar Edit Profile Edit Options Miscellaneous Private Messages Subscribed Threads My Profile Who's Online View First Unread Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes Today, 02:49 #1 WormOfFire Location: Playing worms:4 demo Wof's fanart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Decided to do fanart. And doing an comic,Ask if you wan't to be in it. Attached Images __________________ "I'm an idiot cuz I read Cosmico's sig!" If you can read this then please Put this in your sig 'Wof Gave Me A Ticket To Northpole' 'I gots me sum salted peanuts from SFrea' I got an clone of myself from robin. My favorite smiley is the smiley. I've pre-ordered Worms:4 mayhem Preasure's caption competion points:1 500 Posts July17th 14:08:33 WormOfFire View Public Profile Send a private message to WormOfFire Send email to WormOfFire Find More Posts by WormOfFire Add WormOfFire to Your Buddy List Today, 03:07 #2 pinoocho Location: Bariloche NO offense, but you should do the comics a little bigger and funnier. __________________ Fear the cursed doll! ------- Errr... wait two weeks more for the signworm, OK (omg, Im lazy!). ------ Best idea ever award, by Cisken1 ----- Argentine dialect! embole: something that is very boring Example: Esto es un embole! (This is very boring) ----- Interesting, huh? pinoocho View Public Profile Send a private message to pinoocho Send email to pinoocho Visit pinoocho's homepage! 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WormOfFire View Public Profile Send a private message to WormOfFire Send email to WormOfFire Find More Posts by WormOfFire Add WormOfFire to Your Buddy List Today, 03:51 #4 wccSplintr Location: behind you... I think you should have a bit more happening in each comic... __________________ Thankyou PB for the AMAZING av! :-P http://wormcannonclan.proboards26.com No, I've never played SplinterCell, Splinter is a rat/weasel in the Teenage Turtle things. Like me it is wise and all-knowing tongue.gif. My sigworm is SplinterCell because it is easier to draw, ok? I WAS 29th top poster with about 1,800ish posts! I'm wasting my time here aren't I? Noone will ever read this. Anyone who reads this (PM) gets half a point! The offer is still open Points: 22 wccSplintr View Public Profile Send a private message to wccSplintr Send email to wccSplintr Visit wccSplintr's homepage! Find More Posts by wccSplintr Add wccSplintr to Your Buddy List Today, 03:54 #5 WormOfFire Location: Playing worms:4 demo Quote: Originally Posted by wccSplintr I think you should have a bit more happening in each comic... New,And stupid Attached Images __________________ "I'm an idiot cuz I read Cosmico's sig!" If you can read this then please Put this in your sig 'Wof Gave Me A Ticket To Northpole' 'I gots me sum salted peanuts from SFrea' I got an clone of myself from robin. My favorite smiley is the smiley. I've pre-ordered Worms:4 mayhem Preasure's caption competion points:1 500 Posts July17th 14:08:33 WormOfFire View Public Profile Send a private message to WormOfFire Send email to WormOfFire Find More Posts by WormOfFire Add WormOfFire to Your Buddy List Today, 03:57 #6 wccSplintr Location: behind you... Lol, old joke and simply done, but good enough __________________ Thankyou PB for the AMAZING av! :-P http://wormcannonclan.proboards26.com No, I've never played SplinterCell, Splinter is a rat/weasel in the Teenage Turtle things. Like me it is wise and all-knowing tongue.gif. My sigworm is SplinterCell because it is easier to draw, ok? I WAS 29th top poster with about 1,800ish posts! I'm wasting my time here aren't I? Noone will ever read this. Anyone who reads this (PM) gets half a point! The offer is still open Points: 22 wccSplintr View Public Profile Send a private message to wccSplintr Send email to wccSplintr Visit wccSplintr's homepage! Find More Posts by wccSplintr Add wccSplintr to Your Buddy List Today, 04:12 #7 WormOfFire Location: Playing worms:4 demo Quote: Originally Posted by wccSplintr Lol, old joke and simply done, but good enough Heh,This one is funnier. Attached Images __________________ "I'm an idiot cuz I read Cosmico's sig!" If you can read this then please Put this in your sig 'Wof Gave Me A Ticket To Northpole' 'I gots me sum salted peanuts from SFrea' I got an clone of myself from robin. My favorite smiley is the smiley. I've pre-ordered Worms:4 mayhem Preasure's caption competion points:1 500 Posts July17th 14:08:33 WormOfFire View Public Profile Send a private message to WormOfFire Send email to WormOfFire Find More Posts by WormOfFire Add WormOfFire to Your Buddy List Today, 04:26 #8 Akuryou13 Location: The Brink of Insanity meh, these aren't even making me smile you need to get better jokes btw, these aren't too bad, you just need better jokes..... __________________ still THE Massive Elongated Fool ________________ enjoy the new webcomic based off of some of your favorite forumers (and if they're not your favorites, they should be ) http://www.gfxjunkie.com/blastedcomic/ Akuryou13 View Public Profile Send a private message to Akuryou13 Send email to Akuryou13 Visit Akuryou13's homepage! 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If you can read this then please Put this in your sig 'Wof Gave Me A Ticket To Northpole' 'I gots me sum salted peanuts from SFrea' I got an clone of myself from robin. My favorite smiley is the smiley. I've pre-ordered Worms:4 mayhem Preasure's caption competion points:1 500 Posts July17th 14:08:33 WormOfFire View Public Profile Send a private message to WormOfFire Send email to WormOfFire Find More Posts by WormOfFire Add WormOfFire to Your Buddy List Today, 06:42 #11 Cisken1 Location: Lost. Where am I? uhhhhh Improve? __________________ Certified Very-unhealty-but-for-life-Splapp-fan since December 2002 Proud member of FOSH 9 Points + 1 Sliver plated point + A cookie + Bunnies award (zeors compo) + Pride (Draw s2k) Runnig compos: -Cute thingy -Slick's -Iggy's -WAZAAA Cisken1 View Public Profile Send a private message to Cisken1 Find More Posts by Cisken1 Add Cisken1 to Your Buddy List Today, 06:57 #12 pilot62 Location: 2000 poxels under the sea Quote: Originally Posted by Cyclaws The jokes are rubbish. Work on them a lot. I concur, they're even worse than yours. I joke, most of yours arn't that bad cyc. __________________ - TOP POSTER 2004 - Genious is 99% persperation and 2% arithmatic. Eagles may soar but weasle's dont get sucked inot jet engines! Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese! drugs may lead to nowhere but at least its the scenic route If at first you don't succeed skydivings not for you. Avid supporter of FOSH pilot62 View Public Profile Send a private message to pilot62 Visit pilot62's homepage! Find More Posts by pilot62 Add pilot62 to Your Buddy List Today, 07:16 #13 Akuryou13 Location: The Brink of Insanity Quote: Originally Posted by pilot62 I joke, most of yours arn't that bad cyc. excuse me if I disagree, spiclina __________________ still THE Massive Elongated Fool ________________ enjoy the new webcomic based off of some of your favorite forumers (and if they're not your favorites, they should be ) http://www.gfxjunkie.com/blastedcomic/ Akuryou13 View Public Profile Send a private message to Akuryou13 Send email to Akuryou13 Visit Akuryou13's homepage! Find More Posts by Akuryou13 Add Akuryou13 to Your Buddy List Today, 18:24 #14 WormOfFire Location: Playing worms:4 demo and it went back to the mansion scene... What mansion scene?? Oh yeah.. Fanta escortered the bewildered gamer into their humble (well maybre not-so-humble) abode. "Master will be with you in a moment" she droned. Hannah burst through the double doors, coming from a unknown room. "Cuppa tea and a bickie?" Asked Hannah. "Why thank you" replied Gamer and gulped down the cup of tea and biscuit. Little did he know that Hannah had poisoned them just moments before... "Yes.. thats it, drink up..." said Hannah, "You look thirsty...." Muahahahahahahahahaahahahaha.............. Then a time vortex opened from all the time disruption in the area, DS ran and saved gamer, gamer thanked him and they went back to the year 2392785208957 billion and drank beer until they fainted Only they went forward in time not back... and gamer had taken a sip of the tea before DS had saved him... So he died... |
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| santanoice | Mar 15 2008, 11:58:46 PM Post #20 |
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-Page 14- Then DS put gamers brain in one of his clones, so he was now Squirrel gamer and of course, (for no reason) EDIT: (hannah) SPOOOOOOOOONGE GOAT Hannah thehn decided that the mansion scene was only cool the first time, so she ordered fanta to reset the story back to the very beginning, when Joey was being hunted down by Fox. However, Hannah hadn't realized that at this point, she hadn't existed, and thus, she disappeared. and there was a PARTY at DSes house lalalala! And Joey went into where the party was held, and DS shot Fox through the head. He went to hell, were he found Hannah's soul. Fox and Hannah both escaped from hell... And Fox replased Fanta (the betrayer) as Hannah's 5th in command... Meanwhile Sponge-Goat Square-Hat was living in his underwater apple house. When Sonic barged into his house. However, because it was underwater, Sonic drowned, and died. But, it turned out that it was actually Shadow that drowned because the blue tinge of the sea made him look like sonic - when he wasn't The now "dead" Shadow was sent to hell, but because he was unfortunatly a good guy, he had gone there by mistake. The powers that be decided to make it up to him by bringing him back to life. Except this time, he was to star in Super Mario 128. And he sub starred in mario party 18347256894789 Without in fact realizing that it was Mario Party 8, and he was booted off first. Gamer71 gets his old body back and starts eating llamas. Joined by DS, who sits next to gamer and eats penguins. Meanwhile Shadow blows up Mario and everyone celebrates, Shadow is sent back to hell coz it turns out, he is evil!! (Duh.. he works for Dr.Eggman) ... *Hannah wakes up from her dream* "Oh man, I must be going crazy. First I dream of Amy and Sonic marrying, then I dream of Shadow in Mario Party," she thought to herself. "I thought Shadow was a villian...." Hannah walked out of her bedroom. So awoke to find herself in a deserted wasteland. The only building were tiny huts that homed the residents. "Lord Hannah, you have awoken," whispered an eerie voice. Hannah turned around, and was relieved when it was only Fanta standing behind her. "Hehe, you almost scared me," she replied. "Ahhh, but the lord and master of the world can not be afraid of little me." '"Lord and master"?' *meanwhile* writer: hannah just dosent give in does she director: that she eats pigeons writer: yes....what the f**k?! *hannah eating pigeons in the middle of the road and causing a traffic jam* wtiter:whats her IQ again..? director: 39, i think writer: .......hehe, stupid dumbass Hannahs tiny brain could not figure why she was refered to as *Lord and Master*. She remembered dreaming about succeeding in world domination (because we all know that's Hannah's all time goal), but that was only a dream. Or was it? Hannah knelt down, looked into the sky, put her hands to her face, and gasped. There it was, the satelight that was in her dream. The satelight she used to control the minds of those who were not loyal to her. Then she figured it out. As she - and the rest of the world - were sleeping, the satelight must have continued to do it's bidding. Thus, Hannah had control of every mind in the world. Now all she needed to do is to control the minds of those who didn't have any. AKA, Drunken Squirrel, and Gamer71. DS didnt have a brain, yes, little did they know he had artafcial intelligence with 500 IQ, and because it was artaficial, he COULD NOT be mind controlled, later he helped some highschool kid get an A++++++++++ on his final exam Hannah did not listen to the rumours. She didn't have time. She ordered her slaves to build her a device to take her to the satelight. They built a rocket.. .and also (see next post) Then the real DS, not the cyborg one, woke up, 10000 years in the future, from his pod...... Wow, technology is really good round here said DS as he tried to get up with the massive cramp he had he saw a building called fanta co. (no ice) and walked in and asked for an appointment..... (fanta and DSes great great great... etc. grandson now rule earth for some reason, little did DS know that the 2nd in command of fanta co. (no ice) WAS his great great great.. etc. grandson...) Secretary Hannah: Welcome to Fanta co. (no ice). May I be of assistance? |
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