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| The Official Dashing Never Ending Sequel | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM (3,712 Views) | |
| balooneybob | Jan 1 2009, 12:40:05 PM Post #381 |
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"Once upon a time" Gilligan begun, "In a land far far away. There lived a Princess named Gumby and her pet rock, Rover. "What shall we do today Rover?" Princess Gumby asked her rock, but she may as well have been speaing to a brick wall because Rover couldnt talk, or think, or do anything, as it was not alive. Princess Gumby looks to the sky, "Mr narrator sir? Gumby isnt alive did you just say!?! Oh no! He must have died, lets have a funeral." Princess Gumby dug a hole in the ground and burried her rock when along came a black bird and pecked off her nose. So she ordered that all Blackbirds in the land be slughtered until extinct. The king realised that Princess Gumby was incredibly stupid so he ordered that her head be chopped off, however she had nothing up there so she survived the decapitation. And was much more attrative to suitors when she couldnt talk and without her very ugly head, so she married a prince and lived happily ever after." |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 2 2009, 05:02:02 AM Post #382 |
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"Wow, that story sucked balls!" said the young child, who was actually 22 and named Odairu86. He dug through his grampa's library, looking for a better book. Instead he found the old man's porn stash, which was about fat old women. Odairu vomited and ran away. Meanwhile, grampa Gilligan found some random kid off the street and kidnapped him, forcing him to listen to his awful stories. "Once upon a time....." he started. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 2 2009, 11:23:49 AM Post #383 |
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"...There was a Prince named Prince Stink-a-lot. He smelled like rotten eggs. But tat's not important, whats important is that he was wearing an onion on his belt, which was the fashion at the time. Anyway So he was walking down the street wearing an onion on his belt when he fell down a pothole and came out on the other side of the earth, only he had gained so much speed while he was falling through the hole that he shot out the other end and began to orbit the Earth, when he colided with the moon and his guts splattered all over it in the pattern that we now call teh man on the moon. True story." |
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| fantanoice | Jan 2 2009, 03:14:52 PM Post #384 |
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OoC: Oh, so F15 is Gilligan's grandson? DUN DUN DUN! The kid spat at Gilligan and ran for his life. Gilligan ran after him, but broke his hip in the process. His husband had to drive him to the hospital and had to take Odairu with them, seeing as both Odairu's parents were dead and he had to live with his two Grandfathers. |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 3 2009, 02:53:03 AM Post #385 |
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Odairu grabbed a defibrilator and zapped people just for fun. He also attempted to cure sick people by lining up pills with same-colored viruses, like Dr. Mario. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 3 2009, 04:07:54 PM Post #386 |
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Odairu and his two grandpas went to town one day to sell fish sticks. When suddenly, Ginnigal (Gilligan's husband/ Odairu's grandpa no #2) dropped dead of scurvy! |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 5 2009, 11:12:27 AM Post #387 |
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Gilligan hid the body before Fanta could deflower it. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 5 2009, 02:57:32 PM Post #388 |
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But in his haste he tripped over and was knocked unconscious. Fanta found him and, thinking he was dead; proceeded to rape him. Gilligan woke up halfway through and both he and Fanta screamed. "Argh! It's alive!" screamed Fanta. "Argh! A girl!" screamed Gilligan. |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 7 2009, 05:29:09 AM Post #389 |
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"AUGH!" screamed Hannah as she woke up in her now soiled bed. "More bagels, mam?" asked the butler. "NO!" yelled Hannah as she jumped out the window. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 8 2009, 09:40:03 PM Post #390 |
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Hannah put on her ninja outfit and threw a stalk of asparagus at odairu which stabbed him in the eye. Gilligan was running away terrified of Fanta, and Fanta was running away terrified of Gilligan. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. They both ran in opposite directions until they reached the other side of the world and collided head first, rebounding off each other in a cartoonish fashion and landing on their buts a few feet apart. They glanced up at each other and both began screaming again, getting up and running away from each other again. etc, etc, etc... Edited by balooneybob, Jan 8 2009, 09:56:22 PM.
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| Odairu86 | Jan 10 2009, 05:12:38 AM Post #391 |
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And then Genie Fanta made the world flat, so after colliding again, Gilligan and Fanta ran and fell off the edges of the planet. They both fell into The Pit, along with Ganon. "NO! Not into The Pit! IT BURRRRNNSSS!!" |
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| balooneybob | Jan 18 2009, 11:05:54 AM Post #392 |
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Hannah snatched the lamp and rubbed it until a cloud of orange smoke came out. THe smoke solidified into a person. "Three wishes... Blah blah blah, no wishing for more wishes." The genie muttered. "I wish that I was the supreme unquestioned lord and master of the universe." Hannah wished, "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!" |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 19 2009, 10:10:00 AM Post #393 |
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But she didn't specify WHICH universe, and so Genie Fanta made Hannah the supreme unquestioned lord and master of the Sewage Universe. "Well," said Hannah as she sat on her porcelain throne, "this is crappy." |
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| balooneybob | Jan 24 2009, 12:06:54 PM Post #394 |
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Hannah ordered her loyal minions to put odairu in the stocks and through poo at him. Then she made her second wish to genie fanta; "I wish that I was the unquestioned ruler of all universes, dimensions and parallel universes. |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 26 2009, 01:18:06 PM Post #395 |
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As ruler, she was bombarded by requests from her subjects. The most common request was to get everyone back into the NES, because a good NES story can't be told by only two people. After yelling at all her dimwitted minions all day, Hannah got a sore throat. She got it replaced by a new voice, but there was a mistake and her new voice was that of Gilbert Gottfried, better known as Iago the parrot from Aladdin. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 26 2009, 04:18:23 PM Post #396 |
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OOC: You know what's funny, today I had that song that the genie sings "Mr. Aladdin sir have a *something* or two or three, coz Im on the job *something something something*. You ain't never had a friend like me." etc etc etc. Or something aong those lines and had no idea why it was in my head, maybe it was somehow subconsciously triggered by this Genie plot...? Hannah sent her voice back to the manufacturer for repair then sued them for damages. The company went out of business and it's chairman odairu went bankrupt and had to get a job as a poopsmith, the second lowliest job in existance Meanwhile, Hannah and her new voice decided to begin campainging to increase the NES's popularity. She decreed that everyone must post or else they would be sentenced to being the poopsmith's apprentice, the lowliest job in existance. |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 28 2009, 05:06:21 AM Post #397 |
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Odairu became a master at his job, and was known as the greatest poopsmith of all time. He created poopswords, poopshields, pooparmor, poopsporks, and Vodka Poop Fanta. Helping Odairu with his work were a dedicated team of dung beetles. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 28 2009, 12:18:04 PM Post #398 |
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Hannah was so impressed by the poopsmith's masterful skill that she comissioned him to equip her cockroach army with swords, armour and shields. She also bought vodka poop fanta to send to her enemies. |
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| Odairu86 | Jan 30 2009, 04:31:06 AM Post #399 |
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Little did those enemies know, there was anthrax in the Vodka Poop Fanta. No, not the stuff terrorists use, but Anthrax, a member of Dashing. When asked how Anthrax got into the Fanta, Odairu replied "I wonder what's for DINNER?" |
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| balooneybob | Jan 30 2009, 09:38:58 AM Post #400 |
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Odairu ate Anthrax whole. Then he went back to work at the poop smithery, he screwed his face up, clenched his fists and 'pop' anthrax comes out of his butt covered in poop. "Ahhhh" everyone says, "That's how Anthrax got in the Vodka poop fanta." Odairu puts poop anthrax into his forge until he is white hot, then he puts him on the anvil and starts hammering him into a horse shoe. |
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