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| The Official Dashing Never Ending Sequel | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM (3,702 Views) | |
| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 23 2008, 10:32:54 PM Post #21 |
Jigglypuff Kirby
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"I feel... Violated." Said Apple Man. "I'll violate you some more when we get to your place, honey." said Gilligan, flirtatiously. "... Home? What home? I like under-water with all the other sexless seamen." replied the Apple Man. "I'll give you plenty of "seamen" when we--" "No, seriously. I live under-water with all the other people who live under-water. I'm sorry, but you're just not my type." Apple Man walked back into the sea. Gilligan was crushed, And alone. Edited by DrunkenSquirrel, Jan 23 2008, 10:33:22 PM.
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| fantanoice | Jan 24 2008, 07:58:16 PM Post #22 |
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As Apple Man returned to the ocean, Gilligan fainted onto the beach's sand. He was shattered. Being stuck on an island with the people he hated turned out to be better than being there alone. He had no one... No one.. No one. He got to his feet, withdrew his corn sword and went to see what the rest of the island had to offer. He looked once more back to the ocean, but Apple Man had disappeared. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 24 2008, 08:53:12 PM Post #23 |
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Suddenly, he heard rustling in a nearby patch of bushes. And talking... "So what if sp*bush rustling*oat is he-*bush rustling* burritos? "No." Gilligan had to investigate. He walked towards the bush patch, ready to corn whoever was there. |
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| fantanoice | Jan 24 2008, 09:05:19 PM Post #24 |
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Gilligan gave a swift swing of his corn and cut down the bushes. He saw, sitting and quivering in the shrubs, the Professor and Marianne. "Who is this mad man?" Marianne cried to the Professor. "I don't know..." the Professor replied. "Wh-who are you?" |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 24 2008, 09:17:54 PM Post #25 |
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"I'm Gilligan Skywalk... I mean, just Gilligan. And I'm here to rescue you." "Rescue me? What are you on about, boy?" said the Professor, who was now confused instead of scared. "Never mind. I'm looking for an exceptionally sparkly man, have you seen him?" "No, In fact, we're looking for something one of the locals told us about... A "Sponge Goat". Said the professor, adjusting his glasses to see Gilligan clearly. "Locals? So this place isn't deserted?" "Well... Sort of. One day, many years ago... A malevolent being called Hannah had her life ended by a bunch of Insurgents. Seeing that they shared their cause, the US allied with the insurgents, and thus ditched all of their other allies..." "Get to the point, old man!" yelled Gilligan. "Okay... The point is... This is the former United States of America." |
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| balooneybob | Jan 25 2008, 11:04:51 AM Post #26 |
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Then suddenly, the sky went dark and Gilligan could see the silhouette of a mysterious being. Who was that? Was it even human? A chill wind howled through the trees engulfing Gilligan and his new companions with fear. They looked up to the figure, hoping to recognise the face of a friend instead of the terror that they all knew was really there. The shadowed figure began to laugh, it was a malicious chuckle that could be heard all the way through the jungle. "Foolish mortals," she said, "Did you really think you could destroy me?" |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 25 2008, 11:51:08 AM Post #27 |
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"I'd answer if I knew who you were." Gilligan said, rather rudely. There was a brief silence. "*ahem*... I'm... The... The Waffle Queen. Yeah, call me that. I'm here to... Kill you and such." Gilligan drew the Corn Sword and answered, making gestures with the sword. "Oh, well you see, I have an awfully sharp corn cob here and it'd be awful if it were to... Pass through your spleen." |
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| balooneybob | Jan 25 2008, 12:01:45 PM Post #28 |
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Gilligan lunged at the Waffle Queen with his corn cob. Similarly to his threat, it stabbed the Waffle queen. Maple Syrup oozed from her wound and the Waffle Queen shrieked in pain. "You shall regret that!" she screached, "Guards take these foolish mortals to my dungeon!" |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 25 2008, 12:20:02 PM Post #29 |
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"But you don't have any guards." said Gilligan. The Waffle Queen said nothing, preferring to try and crush Gilligan with her weight. "DIE! STOP RUNNING! LET ME CRUSH YOOOOU!!!" screamed the Waffle Queen. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 25 2008, 12:49:11 PM Post #30 |
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Finally the waffle queen's guards arrived and 4.6 minutes later Gilligan woke up in a dark, slimey room. "Eew..." he said when he noticed the slime. "Ahh... you're quest didn't go so well did it?" said the corn guy. Gilligan turned aroun, 'What are you doing here?" "They took my corn! They'za gonna turn it into waffles... My corn!! My corn!!" said the corn guy before bursting into tears. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 25 2008, 04:06:55 PM Post #31 |
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"I thought you broke your back..?" said Gilligan, confused. The Corn Man stopped crying. "Oh. I used an exceptionally hard corn cob as a splint." "Riiiiiight..." Gilligan replied, rolling his eyes and looking towards the window... Well, it looked like a window, anyway. There were a few seconds of silence. Then a voice over the loudspeaker informed them, ever so nicely, of their impending doom. "Attention prisoners in Cell Block 394,000,378... You will be sent to the Wafflication chamber in approximately 5 minutes. Have a nice day." Edited by DrunkenSquirrel, Jan 25 2008, 04:07:16 PM.
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| balooneybob | Jan 25 2008, 04:44:08 PM Post #32 |
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"Yay" said the Corn Man, "Now I can be with my corn forever... Or at least until we are eaten and digested. Mmm... stomach acid" "I don't want to be a waffle!" Gilligan said, "Lets escape corn man!" "Ok, sure, got a plan?" said Corn Man "Umm... no. I don't we could... eat. No, no... toxic. Spoons!!" Gilligan murmered to himself. "We could always leave through that open doorway." said CornMan. So they linked arms and skipped through the doorway only to be confronted by a... Mountain Goat? |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 26 2008, 05:02:05 PM Post #33 |
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The mountain goat ate Corn Man's hat before he could say "What is a GOAT doing in a place ruled by a giant waffle?" Upon closer inspection... The goat appeared to have many pores... And appeared to be yellow. But Gilligan, since he'd never seen a goat before, thought this was normal. "So ... This is a goat? Not very exciting." Gilligan mumbled. "What you say? IT ATE MY HAT, KID!" yelled Corn Man. |
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| fantanoice | Jan 26 2008, 05:46:18 PM Post #34 |
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The goat finished savoring the hat and swallowed. Suddenly, its eyes popped out of its head and it began making coughing noises. "So this is the noise a goat makes," Gilligan uttered. "Not very exciting." "Are you stupid?" Corn Man responded. "The poor animal is chocking!" "Didn't it eat your hat?" "... You're right. Let's just tiptoe pass and never speak of this again." With that, Corn Man and Gilligan made their way out of the dungeon chamber. Soon the Waffions came to lead the prisoners to the Wafflication, but they hardly noticed they had disappeared when they saw the goat struggling for air. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 26 2008, 08:40:32 PM Post #35 |
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Soon the goat was dead. However The Waffle Queen used her Waffletron Resurrectous 3000 to resurrectus in waffle form. Thus Waffle Goat was born!
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| fantanoice | Jan 27 2008, 05:04:23 PM Post #36 |
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*Syrup* said Waffle Goat as it got to its feet. Meanwhile, Waffle Queen was interrogating the Waffions about the disappearance of her prisoners. The Waffions had no clue about what had happened to them, but even if they did, they were long gone now. "They went through poop and came out clean on the other side," narrated Red Waffle, another of the Waffle Queen's prisoners. Gilligan was awoke by the morning's sun. He found himself stripped of his clothes, possessions and sitting on somebody's driveway. Corn Man had disappeared. "Oh no, Corn Man was kidnapped by thieves!" Gilligan thought. "Or he ditched me with all my stuff!" Gilligan was both confused and frustrated. He noticed a path of corn shards. Maybe they were from his sword. He went to investigate, naked. |
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| azsxdc | Jan 27 2008, 05:26:27 PM Post #37 |
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While steaking along the street, he came into an encounter with a boy named Ness. A wild Ness appears! Ness uses PK Flash! Gilligan felt strange. Glilligan uses Gilligan Kick! SMAAAAASH! Ness is takes 599 US Damage. The Ness became tame. YOU WON! Level up! Gilligan's IQ is now 2! Gilligan's HP is now 42! |
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| balooneybob | Jan 27 2008, 05:28:59 PM Post #38 |
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"AaaaaAAaaargh!" screamed Mrs Upsnot, a rich and unpleasant woman who was walking to her convertable, "There is a dirty naked woman walking down the street!" "Hey!" said Gilligan, "I'm a man!" "Oh," said Mrs Upsnot, squinting at his *down there*, "Are you sure?" |
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| fantanoice | Jan 27 2008, 05:38:15 PM Post #39 |
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Gilligan twitched. He had always felt insecure about his "lower" half. "Listen lady," Gilligan irritatedly said. "If you're not going to help me then shut your mouth." "Oof, such language," Upsnot replied. "Why should I help you?" "...Because... I need it," Gilligan admittedly replied. |
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| balooneybob | Jan 27 2008, 05:42:53 PM Post #40 |
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Mrs Upsnot, just wanted this fowl commoner of her lawn, so she threw some of her change at him. "Here," she said tossing the $5000 coin at him, "This is all I've got on me at the moment." |
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