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| The Official Dashing Never Ending Sequel | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM (3,714 Views) | |
| balooneybob | Oct 19 2008, 10:06:37 AM Post #361 |
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"... Are you gonna eat that?" Gilligan asked the man, gesturing towards the pile of vomit. The mans eyes bulged with anticipated disgust and, with his mouth firmly clamped shut he shook his head from left to right briefly. Gilligan scooped up the feast that lay before him - what a waste to simply leave it there, it was already half digested AND there was still so much nutrition left! He poured the sticky goo into his mouth and down his throat. Mmmmmm...... |
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| fantanoice | Oct 21 2008, 10:37:32 AM Post #362 |
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zombie and Hannah just froze in disgust. They then fainted... on top of each other... in an awkward way. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 21 2008, 10:42:34 AM Post #363 |
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OOC: ... Anywho... Gilligan caught mad cow disease and turned into a cow. "Moo." said Gilligan. |
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| fantanoice | Oct 21 2008, 10:45:28 AM Post #364 |
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Zombie then slaughtered him and used him as mince. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Oct 26 2008, 09:00:07 PM Post #365 |
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"..." said Gilligan as he awoke in the middle of a crowded footpath, somewhere in ireland... Next to about three empty beer bottles, with a few others rolling slowly down the street, ending up near a corpse and a flaming car wreckage, on top of a corn salesman. Seeing as there were no windows to jump out of, he decided to get up and walk in the direction of most of the people on the footpath he was on. They looked rather Irish, but Gilligan wasn't quite sure why they looked this way. |
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| fantanoice | Oct 26 2008, 09:05:16 PM Post #366 |
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"Diddlydee!" an Irish man greeted Gilligan. "You like some poh-tay-toes?" |
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| balooneybob | Nov 11 2008, 02:03:08 PM Post #367 |
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"Eew!!! Who would ever want to eat poo covered toes?" said Gilligan, "Hmm... Atually, now that I think about it sounds quite tasty..." A small light bulb flashed above Gilligan's head. "Aha!" he exclaimed. ---------- 2 hours later ----------- Gilligan sat at cardboard stall, the sign above him reading, "Poo- toes! A rare irish delicacy" "Erm... I will have one poo toe please" Corny ordered when he approached the stall. "Certainly, that will be 10 cents" said Gilligan, and took the money from Corny. Then he sat down and grabbed hold of his foot with one hand and a knife with the other. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Now that Gilligan had the toe, he dunked it into an unflushed toilet to coat it with fresh poop. "Here you go sir," Gilligan said and handed over the finished product to Corny, then fainted. Corny left, nibbling on the toe as he went. Rachel snuck in and stole the 10 cents from the unconscious Gilligan. Corny loved the toe so much he decided to go back to the stall for lunch every day. 10 days later the stall closed down due to insufficient supplies. |
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| fantanoice | Nov 14 2008, 03:22:03 PM Post #368 |
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Gilligan closed down his business and proceeded to be a bum, having lost his entire life savings from opening the business. He crawled into a cozy cardboard box from a nearby alley and slept. The rain poured and leaked into the box, making his sleep somewhat uncomfortable. |
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| balooneybob | Nov 16 2008, 02:55:14 PM Post #369 |
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The next morning Gilligan woke up underneath the pile of light brown gunge that used to be his home. "My house! My house!! Someone melted my house!!" Gilligan screached. Corny who had just bought a lawyers degree for $2 from a street vender heqard his cries and with enthusiasm began his first case. "You should sue!" said Corny, "Look, I have a degree!" "Yaaay!" said Gilligan, "I have no money though." "Never mind," said Corny, "I no nothing about the law." So Corny and Gilligan teamed up to sue the clouds for melting Gilligan's home. |
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| fantanoice | Nov 20 2008, 06:13:52 PM Post #370 |
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Suddenly, a heap of cameras piled into the courtroom, along with a familiar speech. "This is the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final! This is her courtroom... This, is Judge Judy."  "All rise," Black Guy called as everybody stood up. "Sit sit sit!" Judy commanded. Everybody proceeded to sit. Black Guy handed her a transcript and proceeded to recite, "Case Mk. II, Gilligan and Corny Vs The Clouds." Gilligan and Corny, who were defending themselves, proceeded to claim their case.  "I OBJECT!" yelled Phoenix Wright as he defended his client, the clouds. Gilligan and Corny decided to defend themselves. However, Phoenix was so scary that he made them crap their pants in fear. "I... uh..." Gilligan began, unsure of how to defend himself after the confident words of Phoenix. |
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| balooneybob | Nov 23 2008, 03:08:16 PM Post #371 |
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So he stuck his hand down his pants and pulled out a handful of poo which he proceeded to throw at Phoenix. |
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| fantanoice | Nov 29 2008, 02:05:44 PM Post #372 |
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0.o "Gahh!" Phoenix yelped as the missile struck him in the cheek. The missile then began to ooze down his face and slide down his neck. "Uuuuuhhhhhhhrrrg!" The Jury whispered to one another. "Court Adjourned," Judge Judy announced and the Jury left to consult on their decision. |
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| balooneybob | Dec 7 2008, 11:41:28 AM Post #373 |
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The Jury returned and read out their verdict. "In the case of Gilligan versus the clouds we find the defendant guilty, and award Gilligan five cents for the replacement of his home, as well as two dollars as compensation for emotional distress." read the jury foreman. Gilligan got up and walked to the stand, snatching the judge's gavel (thats what the hammer thing is called right?) from her. Clutching the gavel Gilligan said, "Wow, this is... Really unexpected, it's such an honour! Umm.., I'ld like to thank Corny for seeing the potential of my case and helping me to reach it. And you, the fans *gestures towards jury* I couldn't have done it without your votes and your support. Thanks so much! My mum's gonna be so proud." |
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| Brisingr | Dec 7 2008, 02:52:21 PM Post #374 |
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And then Gilligan started to do some Irish Step Dance. On Phoenix's face. |
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| balooneybob | Dec 9 2008, 01:22:04 PM Post #375 |
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Pheonix was sooo angry that he started to cry.
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| fantanoice | Dec 9 2008, 05:18:28 PM Post #376 |
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Soon enough the camera tracked out into darkness and the next scene appeared. Gilligan was strolling down the street, eating a lovely chicken wrap. Suddenly, he stopped in the middle of the street. This was because... |
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| balooneybob | Dec 15 2008, 09:44:02 AM Post #377 |
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A car ran over him and he was dead. Gilligan's ghost got up and looked down at his mangled body. "Haha!" he laughed, pointing at it, "Some idiot got run over by a car!" |
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| fantanoice | Dec 15 2008, 11:53:43 PM Post #378 |
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OoC: LOL! Gilligan, in the meantime, began to ascend towards heaven... when a plane hit him. His spirit plunged to the ground and landed in a love-tester machine. "Now He's The Love-Manic Gilligan! And heeee fills our heeeaaaarts wiiiith looooooove!" |
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| balooneybob | Dec 20 2008, 02:11:24 PM Post #379 |
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"Hello" said the lovematic Gilligan. *can-O-laughs* "Where is that laughing coming from??" *can-O-laughs* "What the...?" *can-O-laughs* "I..." *can-O-laughs* "Hey! *can-O-laughs* "...Stop..." *can-O-laughs" "...doing..." *can-O-laughs* "...tha..." *can-O-laughs* "..t!" Gilligan got so sick of the canned laughter that he stopped doing anything so that he provided no laughter cues. He hoped that in time the show would be so boring it was taken off the air. Instead they rennamed it big brother and the entire nation tuned in. |
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| fantanoice | Dec 31 2008, 10:43:06 PM Post #380 |
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"And that's the end of the story," the elderly man said, closing the book. "Aaaw, Grampa, that can't be the end!" a young child replied. "There's got to be more to the story than that, Grampa Gilligan." The elderly Gilligan looked down upon his grandson and as he stroaked his beard, he replied, "Well, that may be the end of that story, but I could always tell another." "Yeah yeah! Another story Granmpa!" "Mmm, okay. Here's how it begins... One day Joey Kazooie strolled down the forest. He desperately needed to find a..." "NO Grampa! I HATE that story!" Gilligan sighed and reached to his bookshelf. As he searched through his collection, he found a book with a certain, "shine" to it. He picked it out and it appeared relatively new and unopened. "Hmm, why not try this, young one?" "Yay! I wanna hear the story, Grampa!!" Edited by fantanoice, Dec 31 2008, 10:43:54 PM.
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