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| The Official Dashing Never Ending Sequel | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM (3,727 Views) | |
| DrunkenSquirrel | Sep 14 2008, 11:44:43 PM Post #341 |
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There was a moment of silence. During this moment Cornman tore off one of Duck's arms and stuck it in his mouth. Sobre Duck made a gesture to Rachel and Hannah, as if to say "Excuse me." and beat Cornman unconscious with his severed arm. He then took cornman's belt and used it to strap his arm back on, it was flimsy but it seemed to work. Seeing as nobody else was willing to do it, Rachel sighed and lumped Cornman on her back. The group then proceeded through the doorframe, where a door used to be. |
 Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Sep 19 2008, 01:43:46 PM Post #342 |
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But sadly, Enix was long gone. Hannah cussed. Rachel moaned. Cornman picked his nose. "Oh for Dashing's sake," Enix moaned as he was once again chased by a number of zombies. "Will you just go away?!" |
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| balooneybob | Oct 7 2008, 09:40:18 AM Post #343 |
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The zombies said, "Ennnrhhhhhhhg" Enix suddenly realised that they couldn't speak english, so he tried to communicate with them through gestures. He pointed to them then made a 'shoo' motion with his hand. The zombies suddenly realised that enix could not speak zombie so they pointed to enix and then pointed to their mouths. Enix replied by frantically shaking his head - as if to say no, and the zombies replied by nodding their heads, as if to say yes. Enix realised communication was futile so he grabbed a laser gun and fired it at the zombies. "Hey! Lucky that laser gun was there!" exclaimed Enix. "Ennnrhhhhhg!" said the zombie standing next to him, whoose laser gun he had stolen. "Oh oh!" said Enix and began running again. HE ran and ran and ran and ran but began to run out of energy... Tired... So tired... When was the last time he had had a chance to sleep? It seemed so long ago... Sleepy... So sleepy... The world around enix slowly turned black and he collapsed on the floor, booming snores emitting from his nose. Enix dreamed that he was flying, to his right there was a beautiful rainbow and below him was a field filled with frolicking sheep. A beautiful butterfly landed on his shoulder, and then Enix landed in a pile of puppies and kittens. |
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| fantanoice | Oct 7 2008, 08:15:59 PM Post #344 |
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"Ruff ruff!" a puppy barked happily. Enix started laughing and he played with the baby animals. "Ahahaha, ahahaha!" he said, frolicking through the field with the sheep, kittens and puppies. The zombies, now crowded around him, were questioning why their meal was frolicking in the alley with his eyes closed and laughing happily. The leader of the zombies called the others for a huddle and began groaning in conference. The zombies agreed that Enix clearly did not have a brain to feed on and left the alley, searching for some other source of food. Enix then felt the butterfly fly off his shoulder and onto his nose. The sensation tickled his nose. That's when he realised his nose was actually being tickled. Still giggling, he opened his eyes, only to find... |
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| balooneybob | Oct 9 2008, 09:26:08 AM Post #345 |
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The BOGEYMAN!!! The bogeyman was trying to collect boogers from enix's nose for his collection, but Enix woke up mid-pick. "Aaaahh!" The bogeyman screamed like a girl, and ran away legs flicking out bizarely and hands swishing from side to side. Enix chased after him. "Stop Theif!" he called, "Someone stop him, that guy stole my boogers!!" Enix jumped on the bogeyman's back - tackling him to the ground. Then stood up, keeping his foot on the bogeymans chest in order to hold him to the floor and prevent him from escaping. "Who sent you?" Enix interrogated. "Huh? Noone..." said the bogey man, confused. "Why have you come here?" Enix demanded. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Oct 9 2008, 09:55:36 AM Post #346 |
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The Bogeyman gestured towards his green, rather gooey sack. Enix decided he'd probably be better off not knowing. "Here, you can have them." said the Bogeyman, shoving the strange, gooey substance from his sack in Enix's face. Enix lurched away, then ran backwards in the opposite direction. The Bogeyman frowned, then put the green substance back into his sack and continued on his bogey-collecting journey. |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| balooneybob | Oct 9 2008, 10:06:46 AM Post #347 |
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The bogey-man came across one of the zombies, and stuck his finger up their nose, scooping out the sweet necter within. "Mmm..." said the boogeyman, "I believe I have now collected enough boogers to fill my boogerification hose. Now the whole world may be my utopia!" |
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| fantanoice | Oct 10 2008, 10:48:21 AM Post #348 |
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So Bogeyman used his gooey resorces to create a brand new machine. He called it the "boogie-boogie." "Get ready for a snot infested world, parasites! Hahaha!" the Bogeyman cackled. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 11 2008, 02:44:56 PM Post #349 |
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The bogeyman drove his bogeycar to the discotech where he bogeyed on down until the early in the morning. When he was all partied out he decided to continue with his plan for world bogerification. The bogeyman pointed his boger hose at a nearby house and sprayed bogers from the hose onto it. The waffle queen entered in a rage. "What on earth is this? The world should be turned to waffles not this disgusting green sticky substance!" she cried, pointing her wafflication ray at the house - melting the boogers into maple syrup and turning the house's walls into waffles. The bogeyman was furious, he pointed the booger house at the building, turning it back into boogers. The waffle queen retaliated by turning it back into waffles with her wafflefication ray. "Boogers!" "Waffles!" "Boogers!" "Waffles!!' "Booogers!" "Waaffles!!" Spectators watched in shock as the house turned from boogers to waffles and back again. |
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| fantanoice | Oct 11 2008, 03:25:37 PM Post #350 |
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The Waffle Queen then pointed her laser at the Bogeyman, just as the Bogeyman did the same. "Hasta," Waffle Queen began. "La," Bogeyman added. "Vista." "Baby." The two lasers fired towards each other. They came in contact with one another, causing a chain reaction. Suddenly, appearing from the residue of the laser's fire, a green, gooey, maple syruped waffle. "Oh my God...." they both said... together. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 13 2008, 09:21:49 AM Post #351 |
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"Mama!" said the booger-waffle, "Dada!" |
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| fantanoice | Oct 15 2008, 12:01:36 PM Post #352 |
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Bogeyman fainted, then woke up a few seconds later, feeling hungover. He saw the children and mumbled, "Oh God, what did I do last night?" |
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| balooneybob | Oct 15 2008, 12:04:43 PM Post #353 |
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The Waffle Queen was busy making breakfast - waffles! "Boogeyman, Princess Snotty" Breakfast is ready she called, "MUahahahaAHAHAAAhahaha!!!" |
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| fantanoice | Oct 15 2008, 12:09:20 PM Post #354 |
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"Oh, did I get a maid?" Bogieman asked himself. Unsure of the situation, he agreed and went to the kitchen to have his breakfast. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 15 2008, 12:19:21 PM Post #355 |
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The waffle queen kicked him in the shins, stole all his money and ran off with her daughter, Princess Snotty. They lived in her top secret base (funded by the bogeyman's money) and began plotting their plan for taking over the world. Meanwhile, Fanta decided to have corrective surgery. She always felt she was a can of fanta inside a woman's body and she finally worked up the courage become an actual can of Fanta. |
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| fantanoice | Oct 15 2008, 12:22:28 PM Post #356 |
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(Aren't I Rachel in this?) The story about Waffle Queen and the daughter was boring, so the narrator skipped a few chapters and stopped on a page 2 years from the current day. There were flying cars, vending machines that created anything and tourist places on the moon. Gilligan had somehow found refuge here. "I wanna go to the moon," Gilligan thought to himself. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 15 2008, 12:27:28 PM Post #357 |
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Gilligan was very thirsty though so he picked up a nearby can of Fanta. "Kch-shsss" said the can, as Gilligan snapped open the ring thing on top of cans. Gilligan tilted the beverage and raised it to his mouth. "Eew! What is that smell?" the can of Fanta said, "OMG it's that guys breath!! He's going to drink me! Stop no, I am alive. I'm a person!! Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!" she screamed as she was poured down Gilligan's esophagus and into the waiting stomach acid... "OOoucucuch!!!" ---------------------------- Eight hours later, Fantanoice was reincarnated as urine, when Gilligan went to the toilet. Eeewww.. ------Later------- Gilligan looked up at the moon and began considering how he could achieve his goal of reaching it. He lifted his hand and tried to grasp onto it. Hmm, no. That doesn't work. Suddenly he had an ingenious plan! He should stack boxes and climb on top of them!!! |
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| fantanoice | Oct 15 2008, 12:36:41 PM Post #358 |
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Suddenly, lightning and thunder cracked. Hail and rain began to heavy pelt on Gilligan. He could hear a voice... "This is what you get for drinking me!" the water/hail echoed. |
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| balooneybob | Oct 15 2008, 12:44:32 PM Post #359 |
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It was urine-fanta-who-had-evapourated-and-was-now-raining-on-Gilligan!!! Gilligan stuck out his tongue to drink the water droplets that fell on him. "Muahahahaha!!" he laughed, "I drank you again!! And from now on I will drink ALL my urine to ensure you do not escape the prison of my digestive system again!!!!!" |
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| fantanoice | Oct 15 2008, 12:46:36 PM Post #360 |
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Later on, Gilligan had to pee. He was no where near his house, so he went to a public toilet. He started to use the urinal. Somebody stood at the urinal next to him, but Gilligan didn't care. Gilligan remembered his pledge to never let Fanta out of his digestive system, so he did he business, then proceeded to drink it again. The other guy vomited. |
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