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| The Official Dashing Never Ending Sequel | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM (3,688 Views) | |
| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 19 2008, 10:27:16 PM Post #1 |
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... Which, if all goes well, will have nothing to do with the original except perhaps the characters and a few referential in-jokes. I'll let Fanta take the ever-so-honourable job of starting the story, because I suck at beginnings. It had been quite some time since the ending of the Official Dashing Never Ending Story. To be precise, it had been 3 hours. Within that time, the characters deteriorated into a state of forgotten-ness. But now that they were no longer part of the present, but words of the past, they simply carried on about their lives without being controlled by the clicking of a keyboard. Meanwhile, on the uncharted desert island sat an elderly man named Gilligan. He was sitting around a campfire with a number of other people who he seemed to know pretty well. As they sat on the beach, the seemed to be discussing the debris of an old ship that had crashed into the rocks of the coast. Edited by fantanoice, Jan 19 2008, 10:37:31 PM.
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 19 2008, 10:40:17 PM Post #2 |
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"I say, that old boat didn't last long did it chaps? Hahaha." said Gilligan's not-so-friendly friend, Bodgy. "Almost as long as Gilligan's love life!" Everyone else chuckled. Gilligan began sharpening a small stone he found sitting next to him. |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Jan 19 2008, 10:46:37 PM Post #3 |
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As Bodgy continued to warm up the crowd with precessing insults to Gilligan's pride, Gilligan decided he needed to leave the island. He and his crew had been stuck on there for a long time, perhaps since even before the beginning of the Official Dashing Never Ending Story. He strolled away from the campfire towards an isolated part of the beach. He held the rock in his hand and wondered about the life he had wasted while being lost on the island. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 19 2008, 10:48:46 PM Post #4 |
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Gilligan then remembered he was an internet geek, and thus had no life. This both cheered him up and made him very sad, because now he missed his computer. Happiness then washed over him. "It's probably outdated." he said to himself, and dropped the rock on the ground. |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| azsxdc | Jan 20 2008, 01:10:23 AM Post #5 |
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He spent a while wondering the beach, until he saw something shocking. He shouted, "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" It was a big destroyed statue of the original NES. (Use your imagination) |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 20 2008, 01:14:55 AM Post #6 |
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After yelling and screaming like a maniac, he walked down the beach some more. He came across an old shack, and entered. "WHY YE BE WALKINS ON MAH CORNS?" yelled the old man who lived in the shack? "Um... What?" asked Gilligan. "Hmm... Let me tell ye a story." said the creepy old man. "...Okay, go ahead." said Gilligan, who was contemplating running out the door. "All right. Here goes... One day Joey Kazooie strolled down the forest. He desperately ne--" "Sorry, heard that one." Gilligan interrupted. "... Bah, you kids have done everything. Have a corn." said the old man, while handing Gilligan a dead rat. |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Jan 20 2008, 01:27:46 PM Post #7 |
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"Erm, thank you old man," Gilligan responded as he continued to walk down the beach's trail. Again, there was something else that caught his eye. However, this was in a good way. He saw a strange sparkle coming from the ocean... a spark that looked like a gorgeous.... man? The spark continued to reveal itself a little more each second until the fish tail appeared. "Oh my god, Gilligan's checking out a man!" the voice of Bodgy announced a few feet behind Gilligan. Gilligan felt his face go red with embarrassment. Had the crew been following him all this time? He turned back to the ocean and the man was gone. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 20 2008, 05:22:59 PM Post #8 |
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Gilligan, now dissapointed, headed back to the Corn Man's shack, which barely resembled any kind of house. "So, ye decided to come crawlin' back eh? Have a corns." "No, I'm all right..." said Gilligan. But he wasn't all right, he wanted that man and he wanted him bad. "You ever seen any... Sparkly men around here?" Gilligan inquired. "Ah, that be that bastard, the "Apple Man". Stoled mah business he did, wit' all his "fruit". Acts fruity too. Stupid bastard." grumbled the Corn Man. "Um... So where does he live?" asked Gilligan. "Hell if I know! I burned 'is house down years ago, matey!" "Well... Thanks." said Gilligan. He then turned back and walked out the door. He had to find this "Apple Man". |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Jan 20 2008, 05:35:28 PM Post #9 |
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Gilligan left the old man's shack and headed down a different sand trail to the one he strolled down before. He knew what he had to do, but how was he going to do it. Strange emotions and thoughts filled his brain. What if Apple Man didn't like him back? Without Gilligan knowing it, he suddenly had jet black hair, black eye-liner and his fringe over his left eye. The strange thoughts continued to taunt him. He screamed out of agony and withdrew his rock. He scraped the rock across his right palm and felt the sand go into his wound. It made him feel, "good." He then looked out to the ocean and saw the sparkle yet again. His physical appearance turned back to normal, though he had a sand-filled wound on his hand. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 20 2008, 05:42:59 PM Post #10 |
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The sparkle seemed to be getting bigger. Eventually, he could see the silhouette of a man, who appeared to be holding a basket of apples. "Hello!" said Gilligan. The Apple Man didn't respond, he just walked closer and closer to Gilligan. "Hello! Man with the basket of apples! Say something!" yelled Gilligan. The Apple Man proceeded closer. "DAAAMNIT SAAAY SOMETHING!!!" Screamed Gilligan. The Apple Man stopped about half a metre in front of Gilligan, then kicked him in the groin. "Hello." Said the Apple man. He then walked out back to sea. |
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| fantanoice | Jan 20 2008, 05:50:36 PM Post #11 |
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As Gilligan grabbed his lower half to soothe the pain, he lost his balance and fell into the sand. As he moaned in pain, his physical appearance changed to the dark state once more. "Haha, the emo got kicked in the groin!" mocked Bodgy who had organised the crew to follow Gilligan once more. "Kicked by the guy he was staring at!" |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 20 2008, 06:27:28 PM Post #12 |
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Gilligan stood up, then walked, yet again, to the Corn Man's house. "The Apple Dude kicked me in the groin." moaned Gilligan. Corn Man started to laugh hysterically. In fact, he laughed so much that he fell off of his chair and broke his back. "S..Shi... Hey, kid. Help me up. *snigger*" |
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| Joey Kazooie | Jan 22 2008, 05:04:24 AM Post #13 |
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In the year 3000, industrial waste was being dumped in a volcano, when suddenly Bob, the guy that operates the crane, found something strange. Bob: Yo Bill, look! There he was. Corn man. Frozen solid. Nobody helped him up. Edited by Joey Kazooie, Jan 22 2008, 05:04:42 AM.
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| azsxdc | Jan 22 2008, 03:49:25 PM Post #14 |
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Um, joey? You totally destroyed our story.. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 22 2008, 04:26:55 PM Post #15 |
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There's always the handy ability to skip! Corn Man lay on the ground, back broken. It didn't seem so funny anymore. In fact, it hurt quite a bit. "It's dangerous to go alone, take... This." said the Corn Man, and handed |
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Jan 23 2008, 07:53:41 PM Post #16 |
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Gilligan held the Corn Sword in his right hand (seeing as he was dominantly right handed.) He held it up and felt a rush of adrenaline. "Do not worry Corn Man," Gilligan began. "I will make sure that I will wield this weapon with wisdom and a pure heart. Now, I am off on my quest to save my boyfriend!" Gilligan ran out of the Corn Man's house in such a hurry that he forgot to pick the Corn Man back up. Corn Man struggled to get back up like a flipped-over turtle... but nothing could be done. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 23 2008, 07:58:25 PM Post #17 |
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"Haha! Look, Gilligan picked the most phallic sword he could find!" yelled Bodgy, from the other side of the island. He was soon headless, and lying on the ocean floor. He (or his body, for that matter) was never seen again, and all of his former friends followed Gilligan on his quest... Just so he wouldn't viciously stab them with a large, sharpened corn cob. "We're off to see the man, the wonderful Man of apples!" They sang. Edited by DrunkenSquirrel, Jan 23 2008, 08:00:27 PM.
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Welcome to my siggy. Remember when you were going to go into the fire pit, and I was like, "Goodbye.". And you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to kill you.". ... That was great. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| fantanoice | Jan 23 2008, 08:07:01 PM Post #18 |
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Gilligan loved this sudden leadership he was entrusted with. He couldn't help but have it get to his head. "You there, make a raft!" Gilligan commanded. "We must not restrict ourselves to searching just the island. We must search the local seas." "Ew, sailing is like soooo not the fastest way to get anywhere," said an annoying high pitched voice from Gilligan's followers. Gilligan turned around to see the face of the person who objected his orders. To Gilligan's surprise, it was the Apple Man, in all his girlish ways. "A-a-a-apple Man?" Gilligan stuttered. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | Jan 23 2008, 08:16:32 PM Post #19 |
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Apple man raised his arm slightly, and limped his wrist. Gilligan then ran up to Apple Man and made out with him... Or her. His followers suddenly got strong urges to either drown themselves, or bury their heads in the sand... Most took the first option. |
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| fantanoice | Jan 23 2008, 08:59:08 PM Post #20 |
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But a few kept themselves alive. They were traumatized by the event that took place, so they stopped following Gilligan. Instead, they took his idea of building a raft and sped off into the sea, leaving Gilligan and Apple Man behind with no possible resources to follow them with. But Gilligan didn't seem to mind, though Apple Man felt a bit... "raped." |
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