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| The Official Dashing Ever Ending Story ; The End | |
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| Topic Started: May 14 2008, 01:42:44 PM (74 Views) | |
| balooneybob | May 14 2008, 01:42:44 PM Post #1 |
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Once upon a time a Princess read aloud a story as she sat in her tower; "Once Upon a time it was the End." she read. Then a Prince Climbed up the tower and told her the story of how he had got there. "Well, I left home and came here," he said, "The End." Then the princess and the prince ran off to get married and on their wedding day everyone wanted to know the story of how they met so the Princess told them the story; "I was in my tower, and he came. The end." The End |
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| fantanoice | May 14 2008, 01:46:09 PM Post #2 |
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Once upon a time there was a crazy cat lady who wanted a new cat. She bought a new cat and threw it at her neighbour's window. The cat said, 'Meow.' The End. |
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| balooneybob | May 15 2008, 07:15:05 PM Post #3 |
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Once Upon a Time a person walked onto a stage and said "Once Upon a time a person walked onto a stage and said, 'Once Upon a time a person walked onto a stage and said, 'Once Upon a time a person walked onto a stage and said 'the end'" It was boring and every one booed. The End |
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| fantanoice | May 15 2008, 07:48:28 PM Post #4 |
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One day it was night. The End. |
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| DrunkenSquirrel | May 15 2008, 08:02:28 PM Post #5 |
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| fantanoice | May 15 2008, 08:14:08 PM Post #6 |
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One day there was a Simon who killed himself and was revived. So he went to buy drugs at Disney Land in hong kong. He met SpongeGoat and ate his hat, so SpongeGoat attacked his hamster. Simon was depressed ,Simon was mad Purple monkey dishwasher. So he jumped inside the box and lit the Orange turtle printer with his crayons.The results were kind of gay. Meanwhile, Reddeath62 was evil monkeys appeared. Evil Monkey Reddeath62 innocent weeners google for a new ajafecka. One microwave are two words said the dumbass, holding a nuke without a neck. The dumbass ate shit for breakfast. Meanwhile, Vodka Fanta was drinking vodka fanta with ice, while Mr Cheese was killing spongegoat because he robbed his waffles. Then the sky exploded. The sky imploded on Rachel, she became spiderman 2.11b, and rescued Hannah McNotTheHannahYouKnow - she was fat and ugly. Meanwhile, George Bush won the tattslotto and died of tattslotto poisoning. However, Nigga stole my tattslotto winnings and ate my couch. That damn Nigga . In my pants there was a Pokeball which was red and white. Pikachu, I choose Charmander, you whore. OMG OMG OMG OMG wheredidyougetthat brownie? From the bakery of doom! So Zanzibar went to the homeless shelter and ate soup, because he's homeless and likes soup. Unfortunantly for him, the place exploded. However, Zanzibar appeared in hell because he was poisoned. Luckily somebody ate the Tin Man, and everything was exploding again. exploding poos everywhere... When beetles and juggernauts combine, they consummate their marriage with chocolate fudge and red cherries on a cake and pink bikinis and spongegoat figurines wearing pink mini-skirts. Itsy bitsy tiny weenie yellow polkadot is one word ((no its not) is too) bikini on a seaseme street yo hotties. Seaseme street hotties who love Batman said "Nananananananana BATMAN!" But the worst was to unfold in the form of Power Rangers in dressing gowns. The dish ran away with the spork. Yu-Gi-Mon is a total geek-a-zoid as is Tina - whose really Yugi. Tina is Yugi? NO WAI! Yellow brick road, follow follow follow a repetitive song, a repetitive song! Tina ran away to go spoon nothing nothing nothing something anything everything! AZ loves fanta omgomgomg no wai lotsa luv luv is there anyonehedontlove? AZ luvs fantaandbalooneybob omgomgomg stfu >_> for life and love one another!? LOVEISINTHEAIR HOW LOVELY YA RLY. Spread_The_Love _to_AZ_and_fantas_marriage. Tina got jealous hannah got jealous no, Tina did, no hannah did. Whatever, lover girl, hannah's the lovergirl. This little piggy went to market purple monkey dishwasher did the salsa di Mario. Hey spread the love to me, baby! said crazy AZy who wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini, very kinky for DIB, lol! "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! gross gross," said DIB, dumping AZ in the mud. Hannah the Hedgehog pashed Onyx Guy and ate passionfruit whilst pashing onyx on the lips. they got married in the dark then did IT! Onyxguy woke up next to hannah. "Argh!" screamed Hannah then they did it in 30 seconds. hannah got pregnant with Onyxguy's sister a green alien was the baby. hannah then got a new car! onyx liked it and stole it. Charmander hada fit and cravings for hannah's bra. No big golden roastpotatos gunna takemy lol okay weirdo.... heh Tina ate seven special sweet strawberries and turned into a hot fairy , PRINCE and frog thought tina was gonna explode so AC kissed AZ. This didn't help F15's girl problem however, so they Extreme Makeover-ed him. F15 felt pretty in pink and green plaid shorts. F15 flirted with Spongegoat and failed. then pyro and Tina consumated their hatred by marrying. "ARGH YOU B*tch** Pyro," said Azsxdc. "stop it already" was a movie a very kinky Tina ENJOYED watching whilst verbing with John and boats. Duffman, Oh yeah! Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy rock the boat is what Tina does best. The lust was incredibly kinky for Tina with her fluffy pink purple moccassins. *Doof Doof Doof* went the boat with Tina inside. with her fanta can she verbbed each other? OMG OMG OMG wheredidyougethatbrownie? Do you GiOh? I don't, but Tina spoons and sporks will break while Tina's verbbing with Az. Chicken Little was a chicken who was little. Did Y'KNW Easy Off Bam? "No I didn't," Purple sporks prefer verbing with hannah over verbing with fluffy pink tomatoes. fanta and dandruff clung to flamingoes rocking the boat with Tina. Smurfs bou chika chika bauw wauw Tina. hannah loves john, nay Tina does! When beetles fight fiercly monkeys sing, a partrige in a pear tree az loves john? OMG wtf *clueless* Chicken kiev monkeys married balooneybob and she was hungry oh so hungry... "You look appetizing... and foul," said Papa Smurf whilst slobbering on Hannah. Then he ate and raped Hannah. rachy was jealous when the chocolate kissed azsxdc, she then ate chocolate. And ran away. My bootscooting baby is driving me crazy, my obsession for waffles is beyond my control. Lotsa red lines give lotsa seizures to losta people. It's lotsa fun! Waffles and icecream and cherries and mashed potatoes and are a few of my SMELLYKABLAMO Hannah loves geeks, drugs, and alcohol. OVER NINE-THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!! beavers and cherries danced the night fever night fever. Duffman: "Ooo Yeah!" Barney: "Not tonight!" Magie: "KNSykkk KNSylykkk" That's baby talk. Meanwhile, Rachel walked into a tree. Gee, it sure is cold in Dashing. Three words: Delfin That's two? Gee, it sure is booooring around here. Mah Boiiii, go to hell! Well, thank you! One day there was a potato who potatoed along Potato Avenue. He died of internal buttocks, nobody cared. Lama Palooza Tower is made of lotsa sphetti, so... It's face DIED! Its feet smelled lyk n00b sox omg lol!!111 Meanwhile, n00b sox sang s00p3r sukY s0n9$ to woo Hannah. Hannah wasn't impressed. Hannah impressed them. They weren't unimpressed. Impressionists impressed impressible impressers. Elves sang "Blue swade shoes" while wearing red swade shoes. Elvis pronounced them husband and Mama Luigi. Pizza hats attack the lower region of Santa Claus and steal his lower region of the lower region. In the lower region is the Ocarina of Time. "Spork soon cantelope." said the invisible Hannah Montana. Hannah knew that delicious cakes are a lie, the end. |
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| balooneybob | May 15 2008, 11:55:21 PM Post #7 |
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Once upon a time the world exploded and reset to the car chse scene. The End. |
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| fantanoice | May 16 2008, 06:49:57 PM Post #8 |
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One they had a Mario Kart Wii competition on the Mario Kart channel. They held the competition then it finished. The End. |
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| balooneybob | May 17 2008, 01:04:51 PM Post #9 |
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, a planet exploded and everyone on it died. The end. |
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| fantanoice | May 17 2008, 01:15:43 PM Post #10 |
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Once upon a time there was a Nintendo Wii advertised in a Google ad. Somebody saw the add then wrote about it. The end. |
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| balooneybob | May 18 2008, 05:02:38 PM Post #11 |
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Once upon a time Hannah and Rachel were bored in IT because the teacher was talking too much. They created a mini NES and then a EES on the class discussion board. The End. |
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| fantanoice | May 18 2008, 06:38:24 PM Post #12 |
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Once uon a time there was a Le Arts forum with an EES. The EES was posted in and ended. The End. |
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| balooneybob | May 26 2008, 09:38:17 AM Post #13 |
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Once upon a time Rachel had scurvy. She ate an orange andit went away. The end. |
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| fantanoice | May 27 2008, 12:17:54 AM Post #14 |
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Once upon the subway there was a homeless man named Hannah. Hannah never found a home and died. The end. |
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| Grekkikay | Jun 8 2008, 10:40:29 AM Post #15 |
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Once upon a time there was a story that was interr-- the end. |
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| fantanoice | Jun 8 2008, 02:54:35 PM Post #16 |
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(Lol.) Once upon a time there was a troubled teen. The troubled teen cut himself and died. The end. |
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| Grekkikay | Jun 8 2008, 02:55:34 PM Post #17 |
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Once upon a time someone made a bad joke. It wasn't very funny. The end. |
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| fantanoice | Jun 8 2008, 03:20:09 PM Post #18 |
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Once upon a time there was a story. It ended. The end. |
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| Grekkikay | Jun 8 2008, 03:28:54 PM Post #19 |
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Once upon a time Fanta made me laugh. Darn you, Fanta. ... Uh, where's the "the end"? |
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| balooneybob | Jun 9 2008, 12:06:12 PM Post #20 |
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Once upon a time Hannah was bored. The end. |
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