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Ask the Dark Lord
Topic Started: Mar 31 2009, 04:38:16 PM (593 Views)
Scroogeus	Mar 31 2009, 04:38:16 PM Post #1
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	Because I wanted to be cool and have my own topic as well.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


santanoice	Mar 31 2009, 10:14:55 PM Post #2
I got my eyes on you. Posts: 6,133 Group: Grande Dame Member #1 Joined: Jan 19 2008 Gender Female	Is the Dark Lord actually Magus?
	♥ Lover of Loving; Spreading the Love since 2006 ♥ [ Fantism ] \| [ Graphics ] \| [ Ask Fanta ] \| [ Profile ] [ Facebook ] \| [ Twitter ] \| [ MySpace ] \| [ Deviantart ] Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle WTF ARE YOU READING THIS FOR? Spoiler: click to toggle I know why. Spoiler: click to toggle You lurv me <3. Spoiler: click to toggle Barm chicki barm warm. Spoiler: click to toggle Ah... Spoiler: click to toggle STOP LOOKING AT ME! Spoiler: click to toggle cries in shyness Spoiler: click to toggle Hi Spoiler: click to toggle I edited my sig today Spoiler: click to toggle 07/06/08 Spoiler: click to toggle I edited it again Spoiler: click to toggle Mustang Sally now baby! Spoiler: click to toggle All you wanna do is ride around Sally Spoiler: click to toggle Ride Sally, Ride! Spoiler: click to toggle 20/08/08 Spoiler: click to toggle UPDATED AGAIN! Spoiler: click to toggle 27/11/08 Spoiler: click to toggle 'nother edit! Spoiler: click to toggle 14/12/08 Spoiler: click to toggle h3Y 53Xy Spoiler: click to toggle My number is: Spoiler: click to toggle Lulz Spoiler: click to toggle You fell for it. Spoiler: click to toggle So much fail! Spoiler: click to toggle I'm still loling Spoiler: click to toggle Lol Spoiler: click to toggle Edited: 30/11/09


Scroogeus	Apr 1 2009, 05:33:27 AM Post #3
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	Nope its Dark Vader. Im just filling in for him cause hes sick.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


santanoice	Apr 1 2009, 09:35:14 AM Post #4
I got my eyes on you. Posts: 6,133 Group: Grande Dame Member #1 Joined: Jan 19 2008 Gender Female	Really? What's he got? I always assumed that his raspy voice was due to some sort of sickness...
	♥ Lover of Loving; Spreading the Love since 2006 ♥ [ Fantism ] \| [ Graphics ] \| [ Ask Fanta ] \| [ Profile ] [ Facebook ] \| [ Twitter ] \| [ MySpace ] \| [ Deviantart ] Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle WTF ARE YOU READING THIS FOR? Spoiler: click to toggle I know why. Spoiler: click to toggle You lurv me <3. Spoiler: click to toggle Barm chicki barm warm. Spoiler: click to toggle Ah... Spoiler: click to toggle STOP LOOKING AT ME! Spoiler: click to toggle cries in shyness Spoiler: click to toggle Hi Spoiler: click to toggle I edited my sig today Spoiler: click to toggle 07/06/08 Spoiler: click to toggle I edited it again Spoiler: click to toggle Mustang Sally now baby! Spoiler: click to toggle All you wanna do is ride around Sally Spoiler: click to toggle Ride Sally, Ride! Spoiler: click to toggle 20/08/08 Spoiler: click to toggle UPDATED AGAIN! Spoiler: click to toggle 27/11/08 Spoiler: click to toggle 'nother edit! Spoiler: click to toggle 14/12/08 Spoiler: click to toggle h3Y 53Xy Spoiler: click to toggle My number is: Spoiler: click to toggle Lulz Spoiler: click to toggle You fell for it. Spoiler: click to toggle So much fail! Spoiler: click to toggle I'm still loling Spoiler: click to toggle Lol Spoiler: click to toggle Edited: 30/11/09


Scroogeus	Apr 1 2009, 03:54:45 PM Post #5
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	He an "accident" in space which was NOT caused by yours truly just so I could take his spot here.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


Snowdairu86	Apr 2 2009, 08:19:36 AM Post #6
Homer Posts: 1,624 Group: Exlusives Member #103 Joined: Jan 2 2009	I thought Voldemort was the Dark Lord? Just how many "Dark Lords" are there, anyway?



Scroogeus	Apr 2 2009, 06:53:11 PM Post #7
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	There was a top 10 dark lords special on mtv. I was number 9.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


baublebob	Apr 7 2009, 10:29:52 PM Post #8
The Waffle Queen Posts: 1,587 Group: Global Moderators Member #11 Joined: Jan 25 2008	Just thought I would point out that Mr. Raspy voice is Darth Vadar, not Dark Vadar. Are you supposed to be this Dark Lord, or is the Dark Lord a character topic? I is confused. 0_o Edited by baublebob, Apr 7 2009, 11:05:09 PM.
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Snowdairu86	Apr 10 2009, 03:25:46 AM Post #9
Homer Posts: 1,624 Group: Exlusives Member #103 Joined: Jan 2 2009	Where's Old Man Jenkins?



Scroogeus	May 2 2009, 04:06:29 AM Post #10
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	mmm_waffles Apr 7 2009, 10:29:52 PM Just thought I would point out that Mr. Raspy voice is Darth Vadar, not Dark Vadar. Are you supposed to be this Dark Lord, or is the Dark Lord a character topic? I is confused. 0_o Bah same thing. He's wearing black aint he? I am this Dark Lord. Quote: Where's Old Man Jenkins? He be in your refrigerator eating your foods.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


Crushyesice	May 2 2009, 06:50:35 AM Post #11
THE MAJOR RAGER ON THE 6-STRINGED MOTHER%$@!ER!...I wish... Posts: 726 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: Apr 19 2008 Gender Male	Are you evil?



santanoice	May 2 2009, 02:02:25 PM Post #12
I got my eyes on you. Posts: 6,133 Group: Grande Dame Member #1 Joined: Jan 19 2008 Gender Female	Are you super-doper?
	♥ Lover of Loving; Spreading the Love since 2006 ♥ [ Fantism ] \| [ Graphics ] \| [ Ask Fanta ] \| [ Profile ] [ Facebook ] \| [ Twitter ] \| [ MySpace ] \| [ Deviantart ] Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle Spoiler: click to toggle WTF ARE YOU READING THIS FOR? Spoiler: click to toggle I know why. Spoiler: click to toggle You lurv me <3. Spoiler: click to toggle Barm chicki barm warm. Spoiler: click to toggle Ah... Spoiler: click to toggle STOP LOOKING AT ME! Spoiler: click to toggle cries in shyness Spoiler: click to toggle Hi Spoiler: click to toggle I edited my sig today Spoiler: click to toggle 07/06/08 Spoiler: click to toggle I edited it again Spoiler: click to toggle Mustang Sally now baby! Spoiler: click to toggle All you wanna do is ride around Sally Spoiler: click to toggle Ride Sally, Ride! Spoiler: click to toggle 20/08/08 Spoiler: click to toggle UPDATED AGAIN! Spoiler: click to toggle 27/11/08 Spoiler: click to toggle 'nother edit! Spoiler: click to toggle 14/12/08 Spoiler: click to toggle h3Y 53Xy Spoiler: click to toggle My number is: Spoiler: click to toggle Lulz Spoiler: click to toggle You fell for it. Spoiler: click to toggle So much fail! Spoiler: click to toggle I'm still loling Spoiler: click to toggle Lol Spoiler: click to toggle Edited: 30/11/09


Scroogeus	May 2 2009, 05:52:02 PM Post #13
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	Crushyesice May 2 2009, 06:50:35 AM Are you evil? Duh. I am the DARK lord. Quote: Are you super-doper? I am anything and everywhere,
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


baublebob	May 3 2009, 01:09:10 AM Post #14
The Waffle Queen Posts: 1,587 Group: Global Moderators Member #11 Joined: Jan 25 2008	I must warn you sir, I am the reining villain in Dashingtopia. Theres only room in this forumn for one of us. cowboy duel music Anywho... How many whos what huh um yeah?
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Scroogeus	May 3 2009, 06:47:32 AM Post #15
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	42 of course. 42 is the answer to everything.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


Crushyesice	May 3 2009, 07:47:09 AM Post #16
THE MAJOR RAGER ON THE 6-STRINGED MOTHER%$@!ER!...I wish... Posts: 726 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: Apr 19 2008 Gender Male	And now I'm down belooooooow, And what do I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!



Scroogeus	May 9 2009, 01:12:54 AM Post #17
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	Hey whoa. You aint supposed to be down there in the first place.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


Snowdairu86	May 9 2009, 03:43:14 AM Post #18
Homer Posts: 1,624 Group: Exlusives Member #103 Joined: Jan 2 2009	In the Star Wars: The Clone Wars cartoon, why does Ventress, with her two light sabers, always lose to people with only one light saber? And why does General Grievous, with his four light sabers, also lose?



Scroogeus	May 9 2009, 01:44:59 PM Post #19
Your just a stepping stone and im moving up Posts: 1,079 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: Jan 25 2008 Gender Male	Man havent you ever played Tales of symphonia?(which is the best game ever)The main character uses 2 swords to fight(hence my sig) and when hes training with someone he explains to him that using more that 1 sword makes you more vulnerable. I forget why though. Go play the game to find out.
	Quote: The global rule of women you can choose on teh intarwebs: There are three universal traits, but you can only choose two of them at all times. 1) Mentally / Emotional stable 2) Not ugly 3) Available Choose two. For those who got the epic quality significant others who had all three traits when you acquired them... Grats, you lucky bastard


Crushyesice	May 10 2009, 02:38:09 AM Post #20
THE MAJOR RAGER ON THE 6-STRINGED MOTHER%$@!ER!...I wish... Posts: 726 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: Apr 19 2008 Gender Male	(You were supposed to answer differently. D'= Silly Megadeth-deprived person!) Does your metal heart just never beeeeeend?



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