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The Waffle Queen
"Eew!!! Who would ever want to eat poo covered toes?" said Gilligan, "Hmm... Atually, now that I think about it sounds quite tasty..."
A small light bulb flashed above Gilligan's head.
"Aha!" he exclaimed.
---------- 2 hours later -----------
Gilligan sat at cardboard stall, the sign above him reading, "Poo- toes! A rare irish delicacy"
"Erm... I will have one poo toe please" Corny ordered when he approached the stall.
"Certainly, that will be 10 cents" said Gilligan, and took the money from Corny. Then he sat down and grabbed hold of his foot with one hand and a knife with the other.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Now that Gilligan had the toe, he dunked it into an unflushed toilet to coat it with fresh poop.
"Here you go sir," Gilligan said and handed over the finished product to Corny, then fainted. Corny left, nibbling on the toe as he went. Rachel snuck in and stole the 10 cents from the unconscious Gilligan.
Corny loved the toe so much he decided to go back to the stall for lunch every day. 10 days later the stall closed down due to insufficient supplies.
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