| The Proper Way to Sacrifice a Soul to Basement Cat | |
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| Basement Cat | Mar 20 2010, 10:53 PM Post #1 |
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Teh King of Darkness
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1. Tie the victim's arms and legs down with a rope to a stone table 2. Force the victim to eat holy jalapeños that have been anointed by Basement Cat to make the soul worthy for Basement Cat. 3. After the victim eats the jalapeños, cut the chest open, pull out the heart, recite the Confession of Faith, and stuff a jalapeño in it. 4. Present the heart to Basement Cat, which will eat it. 5. Leave the victim on the table, which will disappear the next day. |
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