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Tarkess Mar 17 2009, 08:59 PM Post #11
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THERE IS NO "N" IN TARKESS!
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Mar 17 2009, 07:50 PM
But Tarkness, why hate the talking planes so? At least they didn't maim your pet tree!
THERE IS NO "N" IN VICTOR- I MEAN TARKNESS! WAIT WHAT!? I MEAN TARKESS!




Anyway, as for the gnomes, I think I'll have a glass of bottlet SNAKES!
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SuperPaperNess Mar 18 2009, 03:53 AM Post #12
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I prefer to have my snakes tenderized before I hang them out to dry, but that's just how I roll.
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PhantomSavage Mar 18 2009, 04:09 AM Post #13
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hamster jelly.....
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Tarkess Mar 18 2009, 05:50 PM Post #14
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So, there was like this oe time, I was out swimmig, and the this fish comes up to me ad he's all like

"DUDE!"

Ad the I'm all like

"DUDE!"

Ad the we both exploded, but I eded up i a car though.
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RedBzerkr Mar 18 2009, 11:05 PM Post #15
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Mar 17 2009, 07:50 PM
But Tarkness, why hate the talking planes so? At least they didn't maim your pet tree!
AY! YOU LEAVE LIL'KEVIN OUTTA THIS!!!
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PhantomSavage Mar 18 2009, 11:39 PM Post #16
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one time a loong long second before now there were a croup of hamsters called the mcmacks, and there job was to kill all the evil heartless seamen that was spawned by the mexican noodle king, who was a noodle with almight rainbow powers that could turn any one he wanted into gene simmons, which was bad because the tutle nation was running out of virgin women, which is bad because women in the turtle nation explode with they aren't virgins anymore. So the mcmacks set up an assualt on the noodle king, but they couldn't fight him because he had created gay clones of the mcmacks called the mcdicks, who all had rainbow lightsabers and afros. So the head mcmack said "we gotta eat that dick!" and his second in command said "but it's blue! and blue dick is better then green dick!" so the head mcmack said "but we have fish sandvich power!" so the mcmacks made it rain fish sandviches which overkilled the mcdicks calorie count, which killed them, and then they're deaths gave the noodle king zits, which turned him into a french frie, that all the little duck babies that were born from the explosions of the exploding women ate the french frie. so to celebrate the mcmacks went and bone all the remaining virgins whcih produced mor duck babies that grew older and then turtle nation became duck nation and THAT'S HOW DONALD AND DAFFY DUCK CAME TO BE!!!!
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darkfire158 Mar 19 2009, 12:51 AM Post #17
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I always knew that the Giant Ones were lying. WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME?! I KNOW HOW TO COOK THE HOSE NOW!
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SuperPaperNess Mar 19 2009, 06:30 AM Post #18
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The snickerdoodles are falling from the ground! AIRSTRIKE! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! That is my final answer.
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Tarkess Mar 19 2009, 05:41 PM Post #19
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SO THERE WAS LIKE THIS ONE TIME
I WAS OUT SWIMMING
AND THEN MY AUNT COMES UP TO ME
AND SHE IS ALL LIKE
"DUDE, DID YOU KNOW THAT COWS AREN'T INFATABLE!?"
AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE
"DID YOU EVER TRY LIVING IN A PLASTIC BAG?"
AND THEN THE PENGUING SAID
"I DON'T LIKE COKA COLA, I PREFER PANDAS"
And then we had a long serious talk about how CO2 is killing our environment, and then we decided that donuts are made of some poisonous thing the government has made, which made us all believe that we're all monkeys.
AND THEN I LIKE EXPLODED!
The end.
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Cid246 Mar 19 2009, 09:44 PM Post #20
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I hate FFX more than I hate Jak 3.
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What's that, Tarkness?
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