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| A strange man approached me about this place... | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 2 2008, 03:03 PM (64 Views) | |
| Demitri Reyveirnacus | Feb 2 2008, 03:03 PM Post #1 |
'Impossible' is just a word the weak use to make themselves feel better.
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So I happened to be walking along, minding my own business. When all of a sudden, a strange man in a panda mask runs up to me and starts babbling uncontrollably about kittens dying, the end of the world and other such nonsense. As I stared blankly at this sad, strange little man, I found myself the victim of an attempted kidnapping! While I was staring at him dumbfounded, he seized the opportunity to apply heavy chains to my arms and legs, and then proceeded to attempt to stuff me in an impossibly large sack. However, seeing that we had just met, he had no idea who the @#$% he was dealing with. And after easily escaping from the bindings I proceeded to administer justice to the mysterious rapscallion in the way that only overly extreme violence can. After calming myself, the scoundrel began to speak once more. I was about to wallop him again, but his demeanor had changed. No longer was he the disheveled, nonsensical fool that I had the displeasure of dealing with, but a sensible, upright human being (or at least something that resembled such). He explained to me that he was one of many victims of a horrible tragedy that had befallen a nearby community, and that the attempted kidnapping was only a means to gather people to rebuild said community to it's nearby glory. After smacking him around for a bit, whilst calmly explaining that there were better means to recruit people, I agreed to follow him and see for my own eyes what had transpired. And so here I am. And while I don't know if I plan to stay or not, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. *Bows* |
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| Johan Anderson | Feb 2 2008, 03:06 PM Post #2 |
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Erm...welcome....funny intro. |
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| Haru | Feb 2 2008, 03:07 PM Post #3 |
Pranksta of CWA
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umm... hi to you too? |
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| Billie Hatcher | Feb 2 2008, 03:09 PM Post #4 |
Renegade One
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Pleased to meet you. *curtsy*
Edited by Billie Hatcher, Feb 2 2008, 03:10 PM.
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| Demitri Reyveirnacus | Feb 2 2008, 03:58 PM Post #5 |
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'Impossible' is just a word the weak use to make themselves feel better.
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You've changed a great deal since we last met, Ms. Hatcher. |
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| Persona | Feb 2 2008, 03:59 PM Post #6 |
Eater of zombie toast and licker of zombie stamps
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Hello there. I am greeting you even though I am a newer member than you are. And, um, eat some purple cheese. It's delicious. |
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| Demitri Reyveirnacus | Feb 2 2008, 04:01 PM Post #7 |
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'Impossible' is just a word the weak use to make themselves feel better.
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We both know I'm not about to fall for that...but the offer is most appreciated. |
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| Persona | Feb 2 2008, 04:04 PM Post #8 |
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Eater of zombie toast and licker of zombie stamps
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But... I promise that it won't poison you or control your mind. Oh well. Maybe next time. |
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| Demitri Reyveirnacus | Feb 2 2008, 04:07 PM Post #9 |
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'Impossible' is just a word the weak use to make themselves feel better.
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Really? Are you sure? You wouldn't...LIE to me, now would you? Because the last person to lie to me has since left this mortal coil... |
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| Persona | Feb 2 2008, 04:13 PM Post #10 |
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Eater of zombie toast and licker of zombie stamps
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Well, I've already left this mortal coil, being undead and all. But no, I would never lie to you unless it benefited me in some way. Like right now. Err... That is, I would never lie to you! |
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