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| Lady Jesus Lives On! | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 24 2009, 10:28 PM (25 Views) | |
| Shichiro Kai | Jul 24 2009, 10:28 PM Post #1 |
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Mega-Poster!
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It was a dark and stormy night, as the Great Pirate; Davy Jones sailed the high seas! The waves were vicious, and the winds were treacherous. Jones steered his boat towards shore, or so he thought! In front of the poor b*stard, was a gigantic, 30 story wave! There was no way, in hell Mr. Jones was going to survive this! Letting go of the wheel, he walked outside, the rain pouring onto his face, the winds sending a chill up his spine. He turned to stare death in the face, with that; the wave came crashing down and... "Good morning!" said a woman, as Davy sat up from his nightmare in a cold sweat. "Uh!? Where am I?!" Jones turned to the woman, grabbing what appeared to be a bathrobe. "Calm down, calm down..." she whispered, placing her right index finger on his lips. "No need to worry, Mr. Jones..." she sat down next to him, and Davy throw his legs off the couch he was laying on, and sitting their, normally now. Turning to look at her. He noticed, she was in her high thirties, low forties. Very attractive, I must say. Her long brown locks, beautiful green eyes. A face, as beautiful as a god--... [OOC: You know that, record stopping sound? Or whatever it's called, when someone is talking or thinking, and realizes something? Well, think of that, okay?] It was Lady Jesus! This time, she was real! With a split second, Davy jumped to his feet, and looked down at her sitting on the couch. "You! You're J--" he shut up, once he heard something, that no one waking up in a beautiful women's house, want's to hear. "Mom!!!" two kids came rushing in, seeming to be in their bathing suits. "It was raining outside, so we couldn't go to the pool! And the inside pool, had too many people!" the youngest of the two boys said, "Yeah, Honey." a man came walking in, with Davy looking awkwardly at the man.. "Honey... Who is this?" the older man said, as he balled up a fist. "Oh, this is Davy! Yeah, um... Well, you see.." the woman didn't know exactly what to say, I mean... It's obvious that something looks like it happened. But, nothing really happened! I swear! But, I mean. No point in making Davy say that, is there. "Hey, brother." said a rather, large man. Not chubby, but muscular. Guestimation, about 6'11" tall and 300 or so pounds... "... Who's this, guy...?" he asked, standing next to what appeared to be his younger brother. "I don't know, I think he slept with my wife!" the larger spoke, "Is that so? Well, let's kick his ***." Davy's eye opened wide, not knowing what to do, or say! There is only one thing he can do... And with that... This music sounds, because the youngest of the two sons, turned it on. With that, Davy began to run like crazy around the room, the two other men pursued. Davy jumped onto the bed, the two surrounded him. Davy looked at them both, they both jumped at him and Davy jumped up, grabbing the ceiling fan. The two men bumped heads. They rubbed their heads and looked up at Davy spinning around on the ceiling fan. They got up, and charged at him. Davy let go of the fan, and landed towards the door. Quickly fleeing out of it, and they still pursued him. Now, remember those good old days of Scooby Doo?... Davy ran into a room, and the two men followed. Davy ran out of a door a few rooms down, and the two men ran out of a door a few doors down from his. Now, this continued to happen for a few minuets, until Davy was the one behind them, they stopped and looked at each other for a few seconds, before they began chasing him again. Davy ran to the elevator, where an old woman was getting in, Davy jumped on and pressed the button that closes the door, multiple times, right before they reached him, the door closed, allowing the two men to run into it, which they did and it was lulz. On the elevator, Davy stood there, going down to the first floor, listening to this music while playing with his fingers. now then, this did not stop the other two men. Oh no, no where near it! The two men too the stairs, and this music began playing, again. As they ran down the stairs. The scene kept changing, from Davy riding the elevator and the two men running down the stairs, which both songs were playing, for each scene, so image it in your brain and get some lulz. The music stopped playing and the elevator hit the first floor, and Davy walked out whistling. No crazy men trying to kill him in sight. Walking to the end of the hallway, he heard people running down the stairs. Davy didn't take time to see who it was, but I mean... The one guy was big, and the other guy wasn't in the greatest shape... "HEY YOU!" they busted open the door, and Davy turned and looked at them. They began chasing Davy again. Davy began running in place, like Shaggy and Scooby used to do! Then, he went running, again. And the music from before, starts playing again. Davy reached the lobby, with the two lunatics behind him. They were right behind him, too! Ahead, Davy saw some security guards, but he can't tell them anything! That'd be the pussy's way out, so... The music stopped playing, and they tip-toed behind the security people, out the front door. Once the door shut, they began running and the music started again. Running out into the streets, traffic was heavy. They were dodging cars, it was pretty tough, too! Making it to the other side, Davy ran into the park, where he noticed there was a conveniently placed Pirates Fair going on, who would of guessed how lucky he was today? The two men were soon behind him again, luckily Davy was wearing his usual attire, and the crazy woman who he apparently didn't sleep with, didn't take them off! The music stopped, as the two men walked into the park. "Dammit... We're never going to find him, in this place!" the larger one said... Deeper in the park... "Phew... I think I lost them..." he leaned over, hands on his knees, breathing hard. Some old man walked up to him, "Argh matey!" he patted Davy on the back, rather hard. "Nice costume you have, eh? It looks pretteh real." he commented, Davy turned to look at him. "You also got a great face, too!... wait a minuet...." he took a good look at Davy, while Davy just stared.. "You're Davy Jones! I've heard about you!" the man stopped with his fake pirate voice. "Hey, everyone! Here is the real Davy Jones! Who's sailed the seven seas and then some!"... All you heard was a fangirl scream, and the two men followed along the crowd. Davy was blushing, he never knew he was famous! "What's it like out there?" a very attractive, underage girl asked. "Well, you see--.." he was rudely interrupted by.. "There he is!" can Davy get anything today? Might as well get something, am I right? Davy quickly kissed the girl on the lips, and fled. The girl fainted, and the two men chasing after Davy ran right over her. Luckily, she wasn't injured. Davy continued to run as fast as he could, until he heard something... "Bad guys, not so awesome!" a man in yellow spandex, with a red cape swooshed down next to Davy. The two men stopped, as did Davy. "Who the **** are you?" looking down at the ground, adding a dramatic effect... "I'm Johnny Awesome..." he said, sounding like Batman... Out of nowhere, his very not-puberty-hitting voice.. "I'm sorry, but where did you get those shoes?" Asked Johnny as he looked up at the large man. "Well, you see, they're costumed ordered from Japan." said the large man, "How much did they cost?" asked Johnny, "Well, they costed about..." the large man was smacked on the back of the head "STOP TALKING ABOUT SHOES! WE'RE NOT WOMEN!" the other, smaller man said. With that, Johnny went back to using his deeper voice... "Oh yeah.. Uh..." he forgot why he was here.. "OH YEAH! Um.. Stop, in the name of Awesomeness!" he pointed dramatically at the two men. "This man is guilty until proven innocent!" Davy began to speak, "Uh... Don't you mean, "Innocent until Proven guilty." ?" he asked Johnny.. "Oh yeah..." he pointed with his other hand, resting his other on his side. "What pirate man said!" Johnny walked up to the large man, which was way taller than himself.. Until.. Johnny pressed a button on his wrist, which made his boots become high-tops, making him as big as the large man. "I'm going to have to ask you to back down, or I will use force!" said Johnny. The large man laughed, as he looked at Johnny. "No you." he punched Johnny in the face, knocking him down. Overselling it, and making the scene more dramatic... "Davy..." he said, as he reached out for him.. "Take this.." he pulled a pogo-stick out of nowhere, and Davy took it out of Johnny's hand... "Jump onto that conveniently placed ship.. and get out of here.." he pointed at the gigantic pirate ship behind them. The ship wasn't real, it was on wheels for crying out loud! "Go! Use the awesome pogo-stick of Awesome to get out of here!" Davy began to tear up, as he jumped onto the Pogo stick and hopped away, accidently pressing a button on the pogo-stick handles, he got an extra boost and landed on the deck of the ship.. "God dammit, get him!" they ran over Davy, the large man running over Davy's face... "I really love those shoes..." he said, as he fainted... Then, within like 6 seconds, got up and walked away. Davy quickly ran up to the ship, it had a normal car-steering wheel and everything! I mean, what good is this going to do. He sat in the seat, and turned it on. Sounded like it had a great engine, though. He began to drive forward, but... The two men had already got aboard the ship! They walked up behind Davy, and put their hands on his shoulder. "You're walking the plank, matey!" they picked him up and walked him over to the plank. But, the ship kept on moving. They poked Davy with a stick, as he walked on the blank. "swim with the fishes!" they said, sounding like pirates now. Looking down, all Davy saw was nothing. The ship kept getting faster and faster as it rolled on, eventually Davy noticed a small lake, in the middle of the park he was assuming, and they were going to crash soon, right into the lake! Looking back at the two men. "Guess what!" they tilted their hands, wondering what was about to happen. "I lost... the game! 0_0" he said, dramatically as he jumped off the plank. "Wow, he's.. Crazy.." they looked forward, noticing they were going to land in the lake. "****." they crashed, the water went everywhere... That should slow them down, and the cops should wonder why they stole a car... Which looked like as ship, which can't even float. As they sank, they held up a white flag with a smiley face on it. ... Now, you're probably wondering. "Why did Davy jump off?" well... *Flash Back*... Before Davy jumped, he noticed up ahead there were some really, really fat people. Now, that's mean to say but it has to be done! So, he timed it right and jumped off, landing safely on the overweight people, they lol'd because he was dressed like a pirate and smelled like marshmallows. With that, Davy once again survived a day in Silvershine City. What will happen next time, America? |
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