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Davys' Home away from CWA's beach.
Topic Started: Jun 2 2009, 06:32 PM (125 Views)
Shichiro Kai
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The beach was empty at this time of the morning, not a soul in site. The water was calm and cool, soothing little waves brushing up against the sand. The local seagulls, flying over, adding the great ocean sound effects, since almost every body of water has some kind of birds, which chirp and squawk.

Well, that was until Davy arrived....

Davy himself never knew how to drive a Jet-Ski, he was used to either sailing a gigantic ship, or floating out into random parts of the ocean with his little piece of crap boat, which he no longer has since that blond haired kid was so nice to trade his fancy Jet-Ski for that piece of crap.

Coming in within a mile of the beach, Davy couldn't slow down that Jet-Ski. He probably broke something, when he was trying to figure out how to make it go faster, but all it's doing now is becoming a very fast death-ski. At about a speed of 100 miles per hour, Davy as holding on for dear life. He's been through hell and high water before, literally. But he's never been on a crazy death-ski. Almost to the Beach, Davy was going to jump off, but he was too afraid too. Davy might be the epic pirate who has sailed the seven seas and then some, and has taken on an army of Ninja Pirate Hax Zombie Goblin Jesus Cyborg Pirate things, but he still has feelings! And one of them is fear, right now!

Crashing into the sand, Davy went flying, face first. Laying there for a moment, hopefully someone will come find his dead body and take him to a proper place to be cremated or something. Although, he's not dead. He's just overreacting. All that really happen was, he drove up to the beach, really, really fast. And got off, fell into the sand and thought he died. DX
Edited by Shichiro Kai, Jun 4 2009, 06:35 PM.
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[From: The Most Important Meal of the Day]

Ryo decided to wonder the beach, to think on some things. Breakfast went by soothely. Since it was early in the morning, the area was pretty quiet and empty. "Perfect..." Ryo thought. The boy walked up and down the sandy beach. "I wonder where she is? I haven't seen her since we boarded the bus..." He thought. Ryo hoped that he could spend most of the day with Yuuka, but that can't happen, if he doesn't know where she is! The peaceful quietness was broken when the sound of a jet ski roared through the air. Ryo shifted his head to see if he could spot the source of the noice, and he did. A jet ski came up on the shore. On it, was a familiar face. "Davy?!?!" Ryo shouted, as he rushed over to the fallen pirate.
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Shichiro Kai
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"Huh... What?" Davy stood up, dusting the sand off him. "I could of sworn.." he began looking around, everything looked normal. But, the water was calm and smooth, like a mirror almost. "Am I...?" before he could finish asking himself, he heard a female voice. "David..." she whispered, her voice flowing with a small wind. "Who's there!?" he began to panic, quickly, turning back and forth, but not seeing anyone. "Show yourself!" he demanded.

Davy turned to look at the ocean, once more. Fading into existence, it so seemed. A woman, dressed in a white robe with long, brown hair. She seemed to be floating on the water, or standing!? "Who are you?" Davy asked, a little freaked out. She began to walk on the water, walking closer to Davy.

"Hello there, David Jones. I'm --" the woman was cut off by Davy rudely interrupting. "Holy. You're Lady Jesus!" instantly, the woman had one of those "Anime fall" things, I guess that's what it's called.

"No you dimwit!" she stood back to her feet, once again walking on water. "David, you don't remember me?" she was now, face to face with Davy, her arms wrapped around his neck. "!" he quickly remembered who she was, it was the Mermaid he had sexual intercourse with! But this time, she was like Lady Jesus or something! I also never named her, so I'm just gonna continue on.

"I thought--" she placed her index finger on his lips, saying "A'Shhh...." she pressed her lips against his, the two having a passionate kiss. After a few seconds had passed, the kiss was broken. She began yelling, "Davy!?!" over and over, and her voiced sounded like a man voice, now. "What's going on!?" he yelled, pushing her away. "Davy! Davy! Davy!" she continued to yell, then, back to her normal voice, "Oh~Davy.." she began to open her robe, almost completely open... Once again, she yelled. "DAVY!?!!?!?!?!?!" everything went black, Davy couldn't see anything...

.... "Davy!?!?" the pirate's eyes began to open, face first in the sand. Perking his head up, he looked around, he noticed Ryo Hikari was heading his way. "That... Was all a dream!?" the pirate quickly jumped to his feet, before Ryo was all the way to him. Then, for no reason at all, he fell to his knees, and he screamed. "LADY JESUS!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ryo stopped walking, once he saw the pirate rose to his feet. "Well, at least he can stand..." The boy thought. That thought was shattered, however, when Davy dropped to his knees and began to scream "Lady Jesus NO!" Ryo raised an eyebrow, carefully walked beside the pirate, and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Davy, you alright?" He asked.
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Lowering his head, looking down at the sand. "I don't know! Everything is a lie!" he began to punch the ground. Turning to look at Ryo, he stopped punching. He placed his hand on Ryo's face, "Are you even real?" he lowered his hand, pulling back his hand, before Ryo could see it coming, Davy balled a fist and punched Ryo Hikari right in the face! "Did you feel that?" he asked, sobbing. ;-;

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Ryo landed on the ground, with a thud. Groaning, he covered his face with the palm of his hand. He patted his upper lip and checked his hand, and luckly, he wasn't bleeding. With a moan, he rose to his feet. Ryo looked at the pirate with an annoyed face. "You idiot!! Why the f**k did you hit me?! Of course I felt that!!!" He yelled.
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Standing back up, he patted Ryo on the head. "Oh, okay." he smiled, "You're real! =D" he chuckled a bit. Walking past Ryo, he headed over to the Death-Ski. He took a seat on it, then looked back at Ryo. "I thought I was dead, or still dreaming! D=" he said, looking back down at the Death- Ski.
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"Thought you was dead? Just what happened to you, Davy?" Ryo asked, walking over to the Jet Ski. Looking at the ski, he noticed that it was too nice looking for someone like Mr. Jones to own. But, Ryo decided to save that question for later...
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The pirate sighed, reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a bottle of liquor, not a big one, just a small bottle. Popping the top off, he quickly downed it. "Well.." he began to speak, but didn't know exactly what to say. "You see.." he looked down at his empty bottle, then tossed it at Ryo, for no reason at all!

"Alright, well... I was back at Crimson Wind Island." he turned his body a little, pointing back in the direction of Crimson Wind. "Then, I decided to get in my little boat, and take a little nap." he said, "Well, I dozed off like I usually do, and I ended up out in the middle of the ocean!" turning to look back at Ryo. "When I woke up, I thought I was stranded for ever and ever! Until I heard this Jet-Ski, I waved this teenager down and he drove up to me."

"Then he was all like, "HEY GIVE ME YOUR BOAT!" then I was all like "Nuuu!!" Davy began to act like he was fighting someone. "It was an epic battle! But in the end, I tricked him! When he jumped in my boat!" but, you know, he was actually tossed into Davys' boat. "I took his Jet-Ski and fled as fast as I could!" except he stole the Jet-Ski.

"Now, then I was going really, really fast!" he began to sound like a child, telling one of their fibs. "So I was like, 'vroom vroom!' and Jet-Ski was all like 'zoom zoom!'" he began to motion his hands, reenacting the Jet-Ski. "Then I was all like, 'I wanna go super special awesome fast!' So, I began to mess around, then I accidentally broke something!" then he took in a deep breath, not knowing if he's ready to speak of it again, but he grew a pair and did anyway!

"Then I created a monster!..." he looked away for a moment, his voice starting to sound sad... "I created the Death-Ski!" then, from out of nowhere, a random chipmunk ran up to Ryo and Davy, turned around and looked in the opposite direction, then within a few second, it quickly turned around and looked at the two, then "Dun dun dun duuunnnn!!" played. It quickly fled. It was... The best 5 seconds on the internet.

Now, Davy is gonna say all this on one breath, really, really fast. Mainly because I'm losing interest in posting and more interested in watching Dramatic Chipmunk more! *Claps and giggles*

"And then the Death-Ski got really fast, and I was all liek "onoez!" then I held on for dear life. When I got really close to the beach, I was thinking of jumping off, but I was too afraid! Then I was all liek 'i r gun die' and within a few seconds, I hit the beach, then I got flung off into the sand! FACE FIRST I MIGHT ADD! Then I had an epic dream, thought I was dead and I made out with Lady Jesus." now time for a breather... "And then you arrived and ****ed up everything! ;-;" a tear fell from his eye.

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Ryo caught the pirate's bottle, and began to listen to the story. The whole thing sounded crazy! But, the boy could figure out what happened.

"Ok Davy. By what you said, I can say this what happened. You left the island, dozed off, and got lost. Then, a boy with a jet ski rode by, probably asking you if you need help. Because of the lunatic that you are, you jacked his Jet Ski, and rode off. But, unfortunately, you don't know how to work with them. So, you pressed buttons, until something broke off. Because of that, the jet ski went out of control, and that's your "Death Ski", am I right? Well, you held on for dear life, and finally landed on the shore line. Because of the wild ride you just had, you had a hallucination of a woman, who you call "Lady Jesus", that you made out with. Finally, I come to see if you were ok, and you call it me f**cking things up. There, I think I sumed it up pretty nicely." Ryo explained. A slight chuckle escaped his lips.

"Oh Davy...you just have the craziest ventures, don't you?"
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